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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 428 p4p, 607 weight class) and Quintus Dias (ranked 57 p4p, 92 weight class). Obaminator's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. Dias has chosen Black Parade as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quintus Dias!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dias uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obaminator.
Obaminator throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dias's head.
A head kick lands from Obaminator that sends Dias to the canvas. Dias tries to scramble back to his feet but Obaminator brings him back down into side control.
Dias is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Obaminator thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Dias is still in real trouble! Can Obaminator finish him?
Dias trying to remain calm as Obaminator controls from the top position.
Dias is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Obaminator off and has taken his back!
Dias seems to have recovered his senses.
Dias is trying to stick to Obaminator's back but Obaminator is turning into Dias. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Dias's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Obaminator.
Dias is looking to stand back up but Obaminator counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Dias.
Obaminator wants to work for an arm triangle but Dias is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dias trying to control from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator is trying to work for a kimura but Dias is defending well.
Obaminator is working for a kimura but Dias is defending it quite comfortably.
Obaminator seems to be looking for submissions.
Obaminator wants to take a breather but Dias is having none of it.
Obaminator works his foot free and advances to mount.
Dias is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator looking to control but Dias is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dias manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Obaminator is trying to work for a kimura but Dias is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dias controlling the position for now.
Obaminator throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Dias to regain full guard.
Obaminator looking to pass the guard.
Dias controlling Obaminator's posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obaminator wants to pass the guard but Dias is keeping the position.
Obaminator is working hard here to advance position.
Obaminator thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Obaminator postures up in Dias's guard and throws a big left but Dias blocks it.
Obaminator stopping the sweep attempt from Dias.
Dias not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dias has Obaminator pulled in close to control his posture.
Dias is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Dias misses.
Nice shot lands for Obaminator.
Obaminator scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Obaminator throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Obaminator misses with a body kick.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Obaminator throws a body shot but no joy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dias! But no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Barack Obaminator dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Nice uppercut there from Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a lunging right hand
and Dias counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dias has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Barack Obaminator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dias throws a jab but it's blocked by Obaminator.
Dias has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Obaminator.
Dias ducks under a wild hook from Obaminator.
Dias connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Obaminator defending well as Dias loads up on a big left hand.
Obaminator slips under a jab from Dias.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dias avoids the body shot from Obaminator.
Dias takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Obaminator misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dias counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dias throws a right and a left that both miss.
Obaminator is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dias can do to turn this around?
Obaminator throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Obaminator jabs Dias to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dias misses with a looping left.
Dias throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Obaminator stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dias misses with an uppercut.
Obaminator displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dias throws out the jab.
Obaminator lands with a right hand.
Dias throws an overhand right that lands on Obaminator's shoulder, as Obaminator tries to avoid the shot.
Obaminator tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dias was well out of range. Poor timing from Obaminator.
Dias throws out a counter right but Obaminator avoids it with no problem.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dias swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big left from Dias misses.
Obaminator takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Obaminator takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obaminator blocks a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dias.
Obaminator misses with a right hand
and Dias counters with a straight right hand.
Obaminator looks to score with a jab to the body but Dias is just out of range.
Dias is looking for the big counter here.
Dias cracks Obaminator with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dias lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dias keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dias blocks a head kick by Obaminator.
Dias misses with a wild body shot.
Dias scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nice shot by Obaminator.
Obaminator misses with a body shot.
Dias looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dias avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Obaminator pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obaminator misses with a leg kick
and Dias cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obaminator throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dias checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Dias was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Obaminator on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dias throws a hook but Obaminator blocks it.
Obaminator throwing a counter right hand but Dias manages to avoid it.
Dias lands with a cross.
Obaminator tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dias swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Dias, as that shot connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obaminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Dias counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Obaminator misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dias misses with a straight right.
Dias scores with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Dias.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Quintus Dias showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Obaminator lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dias is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Obaminator moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obaminator!
Barack Obaminator seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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