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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hey Man (ranked 5677 p4p, 7095 weight class) and Roomba Cleansamess (ranked 178 p4p, 197 weight class). Roomba Cleansamess has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Hey Man's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hey Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Roomba Cleansamess!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cleansamess shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Man as he jumps to the side.
Cleansamess shoots in and gets a takedown into Man's guard.
Cleansamess trying to control the position from guard on top but Man is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cleansamess drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Cleansamess jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Man working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cleansamess doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cleansamess manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man is trying to control the position but Cleansamess postures up.
Cleansamess not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man keeping full guard, as Cleansamess tries to pass.
Man looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Cleansamess passes into side control.
Cleansamess trying to control the position but Man is working away.
Man on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Man tries to get out of the position.
Man is trying to work for a sweep but Cleansamess has mounted him!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cleansamess tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Man bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Cleansamess looking to hit a scissor sweep but Man is one step ahead there.
Cleansamess keeping moving, preventing Man from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cleansamess is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Man won't allow Cleansamess to sweep him here.
Cleansamess can't keep his opponent in guard - Man advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Cleansamess slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Man trying to control the position from guard on top but Cleansamess is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cleansamess manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Man manages to get himself to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cleansamess controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Cleansamess stands up from Man's guard - Cleansamess perhaps looking for a knockout.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Man swinging wildly here.
Man displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cleansamess.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Roomba Cleansamess will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Cleansamess changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Man tries to avoid it but Cleansamess manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Man to the ground. Man escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Man lands with a shot to the body.
Cleansamess fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
No joy there for Man, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cleansamess shoots in but no luck this time.
Hey Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roomba Cleansamess.
Cleansamess wants to clinch but Man slips to the side
and Man counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cleansamess is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
No luck for Man with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cleansamess darts in and clinches Man up against the cage.
Man tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cleansamess just stands there and leans against the cage.
Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cleansamess shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Man sprawls well. Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cleansamess gets slowly back to his feet.
Cleansamess throws a right and a left that Man avoids nicely.
Nice sprawl there from Cleansamess as Man shoots in.
Man is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cleansamess sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Cleansamess moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Cleansamess gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cleansamess fails with a takedown attempt.
Cleansamess fails with the takedown.
Man tries to counter by clinching up but Cleansamess breaks away and moves out of range.
Cleansamess is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Man or perhaps it was just good defense by Cleansamess, which made it look bad.
Man fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cleansamess wants to counter with a clinch but Man pushes him away.
Man clinches up against the cage.
Cleansamess blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cleansamess lands an uppercut.
Cleansamess jumps guard but Man stands there with Cleansamess around his waist. Cleansamess gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cleansamess has had enough of the clinch but Man keeps him there for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cleansamess content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Cleansamess lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Man is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Cleansamess to keep the fight standing.
Man breaks the clinch.
Cleansamess shoots and misses
and Man holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cleansamess shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Man but Man pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Man closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cleansamess circles away.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Man lands with a hook. Cleansamess tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Man is looking to clinch.
Cleansamess only half commits to the counter leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Man finds it's way through Cleansamess's defenses.
Man is looking to clinch but Cleansamess is avoiding it.
Cleansamess connects with a nice looking jab.
Cleansamess tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man darts in looking for a takedown but Cleansamess gets double underhooks and turns Man into the cage.
Man escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man throws a series of punches but Cleansamess moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cleansamess misses with a few strikes there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hey Man dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Man shoots in and drives through. Cleansamess sprawls well.
Cleansamess shoots in looking for a takedown but Man manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cleansamess's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Cleansamess keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cleansamess dodges the punch combination from Man.
Cleansamess gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cleansamess wants to break free but Man has control.
Man tries to pull guard but Cleansamess holds him up against the cage and eventually Man drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hey Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cleansamess displaying some good clinch control by pressing Man up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cleansamess as Man tries to tie him up.
Man manages to break the clinch.
Hey Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man throws a series of punches but Cleansamess moves out of range.
Cleansamess tries to counter with a clinch but Man shakes him off and moves away.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice side step and Cleansamess releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Man displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cleansamess.
Man moves into the clinch.
Cleansamess is trying to break free.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Man is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Man on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Man has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Cleansamess uses from the top position.
Cleansamess controlling from the top position.
Cleansamess pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Man is keeping the position for now.
Man throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man wants to sweep here but Cleansamess controlling him for the moment.
Man trying to control the position.
Cleansamess passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Roomba Cleansamess has got the better of the ground game so far.
Man sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Cleansamess is taking a breather. Man says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Man wants to get back to his feet.
Cleansamess wants to free his trapped foot but Man is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Man misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cleansamess lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hey Man.
I think Man has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:28
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:28
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Hey Man!
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RATING
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