PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inspektor Bee (ranked 247 p4p, 208 weight class) and Kvame Zulu (ranked 3 p4p, 12 weight class). Zulu has chosen Big Badaboom as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bee
vs
Zulu

205 cm
32
245
18 - 11 - 0

205 cm
36
265
36 - 14 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Voodoo Nutrition

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Gatoroids

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Bee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kvame Zulu!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Ron Honeybunn and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Zulu misses.
Zulu swings for the body but Bee moves out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zulu lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zulu tries to work over Bee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bee pushes off an throws an elbow but Zulu leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zulu can't find room to land a body shot as Bee controls the action.
Bee blocks an uppercut.
I was talking to Bee's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Zulu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zulu.
Zulu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bee backwards.
Bee scores a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Bee fails to land.
Bee tries to work over Zulu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Bee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bee throws a punch but it's blocked by Zulu.
Zulu avoids a wild elbow strike from Bee.
Zulu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bee lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zulu tries a body shot but Bee blocks it.
Bee lands a knee to the body.
Bee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zulu has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bee seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zulu can turn it around.
Bee misses with an elbow over the top.
Zulu can't find room to land a body shot as Bee controls the action.
Zulu has a couple of punches blocked by Bee.
Bee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zulu managing to block the knees to the body from Bee.
Bee throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Zulu blocks it with crossed arms.
Zulu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bee looking to slow down the pace here.
Bee tries a body shot but Zulu blocks it.
Bee prevents a body shot from Zulu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bee looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zulu tries a body shot but Bee blocks it.
A short left from Zulu.
Zulu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bee is trying to maintain a safe position but Zulu gets an underhook and turns Bee into the cage.
Bee lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Kvame Zulu has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bee prevents a body shot from Zulu.
Bee struggles to land a body shot inside as Zulu controls his hands.
Bee leaning his opponent against the cage.
Zulu lands a shot to the body.
Bee blocks a body shot from Zulu.
Bee working aggressively here.
Bee missing with knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bee.
Zulu swings wildly with an uppercut but Bee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zulu can't find room to land a body shot as Bee controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulu lands with a right to the head.
Zulu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bee lands a nice knee to the body.
Bee lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zulu backwards.
Zulu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bee has a couple of punches blocked by Zulu.
Zulu lands with a light punch inside.
Bee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bee blocking some punches.
Zulu throws a punch but it's blocked by Bee.
Zulu tries to throw a body punch but Bee avoids it by throwing Zulu back against the cage.
Zulu has a couple of punches blocked by Bee.
Zulu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zulu misses with the head strike.
Zulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zulu lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bee misses with a hook from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zulu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bee backwards.
Bee unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zulu lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bee blocking some punches.
Zulu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zulu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bee backwards.
A short right from Zulu.
Bee misses with a punch to the body.
Bee tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zulu struggles to land a body shot inside as Bee controls his hands.
Zulu can't find room to land a body shot as Bee controls the action.
Bee tries to land a knee to the head but Zulu blocks with his arms.
A knee to the head by Bee.
Bee tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zulu stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Bee.
Zulu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kvame Zulu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bee tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Zulu manages to circle out of the way.
Bee fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bee takes one to the side of the head.

Zulu moves into the clinch.
Zulu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kvame Zulu seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bee misses with an elbow strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zulu.
Bee misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zulu.
Bee misses with a punch on the inside.
Bee gets through Zulu's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bee trying to control the position but instead, Zulu has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bee into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zulu struggles to land a body shot inside as Bee controls his hands.
Zulu throws a punch but it's blocked by Bee.
Zulu misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bee blocks an uppercut.
Zulu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bee misses with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Bee.
Bee misses with a knee strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zulu.
A head punch on the inside from Zulu fails to land.
Bee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bee tries to work over Zulu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zulu avoids the elbow strike from Bee, against the cage.
Bee dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bee misses with a knee strike.
Zulu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bee pushes Zulu back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zulu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bee scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zulu takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zulu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Zulu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zulu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Zulu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Zulu tries a body shot but Bee blocks it.
Bee can't find room to land a body shot as Zulu controls the action.
Zulu throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bees head.
Bee lands an elbow inside that Zulu shrugs off.
Zulu misses with a punch on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zulu as Bee tries to tie him up.
Zulu lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zulu avoiding damage as Bee throws knees to the body.
Bee with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zulu dodges an elbow strike from Bee.
Bee tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zulu avoids it.
Zulu lands a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zulu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zulu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bee.
Zulu blocks an elbow strike.
Zulu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zulu has a couple of punches blocked by Bee.
Bee misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zulu.
Zulu pushes Bee back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zulu misses with a punch to the body.
Bee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zulu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Zulu lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short left from Zulu.
Bee lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zulu looking to stall.
Nice body punch from Bee.
Bee tries to land knees in the clinch but Zulu avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zulu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bee's elbow.
Zulu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bee digs a right hand into Zulu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zulu's gas tank.
Zulu is breathing heavily.
Bee trying to control the position but instead, Zulu has worked for underhooks and has pushed Bee into the cage.
Bee misses with a body punch.
Bee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bee tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bee lands an uppercut.
Zulu lands a nice uppercut.
Zulu misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Bee fails to land.
Bee is working Zulu over against the cage.
Zulu misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zulu misses with a body punch.
Bee throws an elbow but it misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kvame Zulu will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Zulu with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zulu scores with a jab.
Nice defenses there by Bee.
Zulu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kvame Zulu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bee misses with a hook. Zulu ducked under it nicely.

Zulu lands a big right hand that sends Bee crashing to the mat! Zulu stays standing though and waves Bee back to his feet!

Bee is rocked!

It looks like Inspektor Bee has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zulu.
Oh Bee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zulu connects with a solid leg kick.
Bee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zulu lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Zulu closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Bee out cold! Bee corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kvame Zulu!
An out of breath Kvame Zulu thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.