PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 1714 p4p, 1545 weight class) and Hanny Sledgehammer (ranked 258 p4p, 233 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rees Mogg
vs
Sledgehammer

180 cm
31
192
22 - 10 - 0

189 cm
34
192
22 - 27 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hanny Sledgehammer!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Sledgehammer.
Rees Mogg digs a good hook to Sledgehammer's body.
Rees Mogg is looking to clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Sledgehammer. Those never looked like landing.
A big right from Rees Mogg misses.
Rees Mogg tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sledgehammer throws a right and a left that Rees Mogg avoids nicely.

Sledgehammer moves into the clinch.
Rees Mogg blocking some punches.
Rees Mogg lands a damaging elbow.
Sledgehammer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rees Mogg working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sledgehammer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sledgehammer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sledgehammer misses with the head strike.
Sledgehammer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sledgehammer has a couple of punches blocked by Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rees Mogg misses with a punch to the body.
Rees Mogg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rees Mogg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sledgehammer's efforts to push away.
Sledgehammer is trying to push Rees Mogg away but Rees Mogg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Sledgehammer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rees Mogg's elbow.
Sledgehammer throws a punch but it's blocked by Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg misses with some punches.
Sledgehammer swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Sledgehammer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sledgehammer cracks Rees Mogg with a right hand to the side of the head.

Sledgehammer instigates a clinch.
Rees Mogg throws a head punch that misses.
Nice elbow from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg misses with the head strike.
Sledgehammer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sledgehammer takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Sledgehammer.
Sledgehammer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rees Mogg creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rees Mogg lands with a right to the head.
Rees Mogg avoids the elbow strike from Sledgehammer, against the cage.
Rees Mogg fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rees Mogg lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sledgehammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rees Mogg misses with some punches.
Sledgehammer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sledgehammer tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sledgehammer misses with the head strike.

Sledgehammer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sledgehammer lands with a cross.
Sledgehammer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Rees Mogg cracks Sledgehammer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Sledgehammer throws a head kick that misses

and Rees Mogg counters with a crisp right hand that drops Sledgehammer! Rees Mogg lets Sledgehammer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Sledgehammer is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sledgehammer loses concentration momentarily and Rees Mogg pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Sledgehammer crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Rees Mogg finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jacob Rees Mogg!
Jacob Rees Mogg made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Churchill would be delighted.'.