PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Santosh Nagasaki (ranked 572 p4p, 653 weight class) and Stupid Tattoo Guy (ranked 33 p4p, 40 weight class). Nagasaki comes to the cage accompanied by Execute Plan: Nuclear Tortoise. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Nagasaki
vs
Tattoo Guy

170 cm
35
144
28 - 21 - 0

175 cm
35
140
18 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Santosh Nagasaki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stupid Tattoo Guy!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nagasaki scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Tattoo Guy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Nagasaki.
Tattoo Guy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Nagasaki's guard.

Tattoo Guy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tattoo Guy throws an elbow that misses. Nagasaki uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Tattoo Guy's guard. Nice move by Nagasaki!

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nagasaki throws a big elbow that misses.
Nagasaki makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Nagasaki in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Nagasaki throws a big right hand that misses.
Tattoo Guy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tattoo Guy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Nagasaki throws an elbow that misses. Tattoo Guy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Nagasaki's guard. Nice move by Tattoo Guy!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tattoo Guy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Nagasaki controlling the position.
Tattoo Guy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Nagasaki is proving hard to escape from.
Tattoo Guy postures up in Nagasaki's guard and throws a big left but Nagasaki blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tattoo Guy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Nagasaki lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Nagasaki lands a couple of elbows.
Nagasaki working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nagasaki stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Tattoo Guy throws up his legs and catches Nagasaki in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Nagasaki tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Tattoo Guy! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Stupid Tattoo Guy!
Stupid Tattoo Guy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.