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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sausage Pizza (ranked 1773 p4p, 23920 weight class) and Gregor Saabo (ranked 67 p4p, 196 weight class). Pizza kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Koo Koo Kanga Roo - All I Eat Is Pizza. Sausage Pizza has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sausage Pizza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gregor Saabo!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Saabo throws a head kick that misses
and Pizza makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Pizza tries to land a leg kick but Saabo saw it coming and moves away.
Saabo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pizza but Pizza pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pizza.
Saabo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Saabo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Saabo throws a head kick but Pizza moves out of range.
Pizza tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pizza lands a big head kick that sends Saabo tumbling to the mat! Pizza takes a step backwards and waves Saabo back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Saabo is rocked!
It looks like Gregor Saabo has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pizza feints a jab and as Saabo dips his head, Pizza unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Saabo right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Saabo falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Pizza smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sausage Pizza!
Sausage Pizza seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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pop
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