PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jun Kimura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pinchers - Bandolero. Jun Kimura has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kimura
vs
Penis

175 cm
24
167 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

179 cm
20
164 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

ENDLESS 152
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jun Kimura!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Paul Penis!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shigeki Fujiwara and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis throws a body kick that misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kimura.
Penis misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kimura.
Penis keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kimura tries to close the distance and clinch but Penis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimura circles away from the clinch attempt

and Kimura counters with a shoot takedown. Penis fights it but they end up in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kimura is stalling in the full guard.
Kimura slips nicely into half guard.
Kimura missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kimura is trying to control. Penis wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Kimura stalling.
Kimura trying to control the action but Penis is working from the bottom.
Penis tries to roll over but Kimura keeps him under control.
Kimura seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Penis does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Kimura works his way into side control.
Penis is looking to regain half guard here but Kimura keeps moving and retains side control.
Kimura wants to lay and pray for a moment but Penis keeps working.
Penis is looking for a sweep.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Kimura trying to control the position but Penis is working away.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Horrible takedown by Kimura or perhaps it was just good defense by Penis which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jun Kimura. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Penis tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Kimura to counter with a crisp jab.
Kimura looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Penis is fending him off so far but Kimura persists. Nope, Penis circles away and we're back to standing.

Kimura gets the takedown into side control.
Penis tries to buck Kimura off but Kimura is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis regains half guard.
Kimura is keen to just control but Penis is a slippery customer.
Penis is trying to get back to full guard.

Penis looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kimura wants to pass the guard but Penis is defending well.
Kimura trying to control from half guard but Penis is working away.
Penis is looking for a sweep. Kimura is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Kimura changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Penis looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Penis prevents Kimura from moving into mount.
Kimura is working hard here to advance position.

Kimura thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Kimura is breathing heavily.
Penis parries the strikes from Kimura easily there. Kimura is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Penis to escape.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kimura lands an elbow.
Penis gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Kimura looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Penis punching from the bottom.
Kimura has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Penis tries to improve his position but instead Kimura has taken his back!

Penis showing good submission defense here.
Penis breaks Kimura's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Kimura seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Kimura manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Penis manages to get himself to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jun Kimura dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Penis tries a head kick but it misses.
Penis stuffs the takedown.
Penis shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Kimura counters with a shoot takedown. Penis fights it but they end up in guard.
Kimura stands and throws Penis's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Kimura wants to lay and pray for a moment but Penis keeps working.

Kimura is trying to get an arm triangle but Penis is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis is not content to let Kimura control the position.
Penis sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Kimura wants to take a breather but Penis is having none of it.
Penis wants to improve his position but Kimura is controlling well.

Kimura is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Penis has managed to free his arm - good work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Penis makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Penis.
Kimura wants to pass the guard but Penis is keeping the position.
Penis lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Kimura!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kimura is trying desperately to improve position.
Kimura wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Penis.
Jun Kimura overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Poor strikes thrown by Penis there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Kimura really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Penis working for a submission but Kimura is keeping him at bay.
Kimura manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Kimura moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Kimura pushes a forearm under Penis's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Penis is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jun Kimura!