PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mason Clinton (ranked 25252 p4p, 3693 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 518 p4p, 339 weight class). Hitler has chosen Russian Dancing Men as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Clinton
vs
Hitler

180 cm
25
155
0 - 8 - 0

225 cm
25
155
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mason Clinton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Topper Green and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clinton fails with a takedown attempt.
Clinton shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hitler as he jumps to the side.
Hitler misses with a wild combination.
Hitler misses with a two punch combination.
Hitler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hitler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Clinton counters with a series of strikes. Hitler will be more careful next time no doubt.

Hitler is rocked!

Clinton dives in and gets a big takedown. He lands in full mount and immediately unloads a series of heavy strikes! Hitler has had enough and taps out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Mason Clinton!
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'I beat him, everyone out there know I beat him. Listen I controlled the fight, he was missin'. Look I want to thank the whole hood for coming out tonight.'.