PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harold Zoid (ranked 1540 p4p, 1150 weight class) and Sven Svensson (ranked 178 p4p, 136 weight class). Sven Svensson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Zoid
vs
Svensson

187 cm
33
225
26 - 17 - 0

195 cm
28
257
21 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Harold Zoid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sven Svensson!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoid takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Harold Zoid has been cut.
Zoid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Svensson.
Zoid misses with an uppercut. Svensson saw that one coming.
Zoid throws a right and a left that both miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoid. Svensson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoid misses with a hook. Svensson ducked under it nicely.
Zoid misses with a left hand
and Svensson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zoid catches Svensson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Svensson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zoid.
Svensson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Svensson checks a leg kick.
Zoid slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Svensson throws a lazy right hand but Zoid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoid sizes up Svensson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Sven Svensson has been cut.
We've been told by Zoid's head coaches at London MMA Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoid tries to bum rush Svensson with a series of wild strikes but Svensson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zoid misses the jab.
Svensson blocks a jab.
Zoid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Svensson.
A nice side step and Svensson releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Svensson throws a big shot that misses.
Zoid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Svensson was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoid.
Svensson circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Zoid drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Svensson follows Zoid to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sven Svensson!
In his post fight interview, Sven Svensson started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.