PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 1457 p4p, 2171 weight class) and Henri Jospin (ranked 44 p4p, 75 weight class). Jospin has chosen Clash as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Biscuit
vs
Jospin

183 cm
34
223
28 - 25 - 0

192 cm
29
218
13 - 11 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Henri Jospin!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Kavanagh and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jospin.
Jospin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jospin misses with a series of wild punches.
Jospin digs a good body shot into Biscuit's ribs.
Jospin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jospin works over Biscuit's head and body with a nice combination.
Jospin with the inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick from Jospin, right into the meat of the thigh.
Biscuit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jospin throws a counter combo.
Biscuit takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Jospin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A big right from Biscuit misses.
A punch lands to the side of Biscuit 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jospin throws a big shot that misses.
Jospin lands a jab to the nose.
Biscuit takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jospin sizes up Biscuit with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Biscuit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jospin throws a head kick but Biscuit moves out of range.

Biscuit drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Biscuit working some strikes from top position.
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuit controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jospin utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jospin has control of Biscuit's left arm, preventing Biscuit from doing any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jospin keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Biscuit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Biscuit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jospin keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Jospin has his hands on Biscuit's head, controlling the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jospin lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jospin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jospin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jospin lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jospin.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Jospin misses with a hook.
Henri Jospin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheers as Biscuit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jospin doesn't seem phased though.
Biscuit ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Biscuit closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Biscuit lands in his opponent's guard.

Jospin is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Biscuit presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Biscuit.
Jospin blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit blocks an uppercut.
Biscuit blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jospin is trying to break the clinch but Biscuit has him pressed against the cage.
Jospin tries to work over Biscuit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jospin misses with the head strike.
Jospin throws a punch but it's blocked by Biscuit.
Jospin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jospin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Biscuit prevents a body shot from Jospin.
Biscuit swings wildly with an uppercut but Jospin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Biscuit misses with a punch to the body.
Biscuit works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jospin has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit tries to throw a body punch but Jospin avoids it by throwing Biscuit back against the cage.
Jospin lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jospin blocks a body shot from Biscuit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Henri Jospin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jospin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jospin with a hook.
Biscuit takes a swing at Jospin's ribcage but misses.
Jospin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Biscuit makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jospin misses with a looping right.
Biscuit slips a jab and a cross from Jospin.
Jospin loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.
Biscuit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jospin.
Biscuit tries to clinch up.
Jospin was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
A big right from Jospin misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit dodges the punch combination from Jospin.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Nice uppercut lands for Jospin. That snapped Biscuit's head back.
Jospin takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jospin lands with a shot to the body.
Biscuit is looking to wear down Jospin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jospin misses with a left hand

so Biscuit counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Biscuit stops Jospin from standing up.
Biscuit being controlled here momentarily.
Jospin is continuing to stall.
Jospin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Biscuit throws a big right hand that misses.
Jospin looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit is in close to Jospin's body, working some short punches and elbows.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jospin holds on and takes a little breather.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
Jospin keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Jospin lands an overhand right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Biscuit.
Henri Jospin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jospin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jospin throws a shot from downtown. Biscuit moves away and avoids it.
Biscuit tries for a takedown but Jospin circles away easily
and Jospin counters with a straight right hand.
Jospin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuit throws a body punch but Jospin moves out of range.
Jospin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Biscuit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jospin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jospin misses the body punch

and Biscuit counters with a takedown into side control.

Jospin explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biscuit walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Biscuit throws the left hand but Jospin avoids the punch easily.
Jospin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Biscuit's head.
Biscuit lands a nice shot to the body.
Jospin throws a shot from downtown. Biscuit moves away and avoids it.
Jospin throws a head kick that Biscuit semi-blocks.
Jospin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Biscuit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biscuit missing with a left hand there. Jospin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jospin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jospin throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Henri Jospin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jospin moves away from the strike by Biscuit.
Jospin throws out a loose jab but Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid it.

Biscuit changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jospin looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Jospin tries to bench press Biscuit off him but Biscuit keeps the position.
Jospin struggling a bit here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Henri Jospin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's time! Biscuit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Jospin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jospin lands with a cross.
Biscuit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jospin.
Good exchange - Jospin coming out on top.
Biscuit misses with a looping left.
Jospin tests Biscuit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biscuit. Jospin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit tries to move into range but Jospin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Jospin lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jospin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jospin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Biscuit circles away quickly and effectively.
Jospin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jospin. That's going to slow Biscuit down.
Jospin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jospin throws a head kick that misses.
Biscuit scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jospin throws an off balance right hand

and Biscuit counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jospin won't be happy with that.
Check out the look on Biscuit's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Biscuit working the head and body with strikes.
Biscuit scoring with punches and elbows.
Jospin managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Biscuit.
Jospin is working to avoid the ground and pound but Biscuit connects with a decent elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jospin managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Biscuit.
Biscuit working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jospin is trying to escape the position but Biscuit is controlling the position.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but Jospin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Biscuit.
Biscuit controls the position from side control.
Jospin tries to improve position but can't.
Jospin is still trying to improve position.
Biscuit lands an elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jospin, who protects the arm well.
Biscuit lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

It looks like Henri Jospin has been cut.
Biscuit cracks Jospin with a big right hand but Jospin just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
A lull in the action here as Biscuit stalls from top position.
The strikes coming from Biscuit are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Biscuit looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Jospin is avoiding damage well.
Biscuit scoring with punches and elbows.
Biscuit fails to land a wild elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit throwing strikes but Jospin manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Biscuit sneaks back into half guard.
Jospin wants to control but Biscuit is keeping him busy.
Biscuit gets back to full guard.
Jospin forces his way into half guard.
Biscuit is trying to get back to full guard.
Still in half guard, Jospin seems content to control.
Jospin is trying to control the action in half guard but Biscuit is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Henri Jospin.
I've got Jospin winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Henri Jospin!
Our winner, Henri Jospin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.