PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rakin Schmoe (ranked 24855 p4p, 3942 weight class) and Adrian Chase (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmoe's entrance music is Callum Scott - Dancing on My Own. A fine choice. Schmoe has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Adrian Chase is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Schmoe
vs
Chase

215 cm
22
220
1 - 4 - 0

182 cm
27
275
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rakin Schmoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Adrian Chase!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Paul Gruel and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmoe throws a head kick that misses

and Chase decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Schmoe's guard.
Schmoe wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Chase manages to pass to side control.
Schmoe really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schmoe is breathing heavily.

Chase maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Schmoe could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Chase has cracked it and Schmoe is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Chase!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Adrian Chase!
Rakin Schmoe spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost. It’s fine. Losing gives you a chance to learn from your mistakes. I’ve fought plenty of warriors that have done enough to beat me, lost my rematch with The Axe, lost to the Uggy Boogy dude. But I promise, I will turn it up in the coming time. '.