PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Gagong UnEqual (ranked 2705 p4p, 22697 weight class) and Funky Colemadina (ranked 131 p4p, 260 weight class). UnEqual comes into the arena with Kabet New Version blaring out of the sound system. Colemadina has chosen immortal by adema as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Funky Colemadina is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

UnEqual
vs
Colemadina

189 cm
28
135
3 - 1 - 0

150 cm
31
130
9 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gagong UnEqual!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Funky Colemadina!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Colemadina closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into UnEqual's guard.
UnEqual really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

UnEqual looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Colemadina throws a big elbow that misses.
Colemadina trying to control but UnEqual is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now UnEqual is on top in guard.

UnEqual won't allow Colemadina to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
UnEqual sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Colemadina's guard.
Colemadina really doesn't want to stay on the ground with UnEqual. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Colemadina is trying to get back to full guard.
UnEqual looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

UnEqual is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.
UnEqual wants to control but Colemadina is keeping him busy.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Colemadina can do anything to dispel that myth.
UnEqual is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Colemadina has hold of UnEqual's hands but UnEqual slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Colemadina is trying to stand up here but UnEqual is controlling him well.
UnEqual controlling the pace.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. UnEqual lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
UnEqual scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
UnEqual controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Colemadina moves into full guard.
Colemadina looking to hit a scissor sweep but UnEqual is one step ahead there.
UnEqual wants to control from the top but Colemadina keeps moving.
UnEqual is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
UnEqual wants to pass the guard but Colemadina is keeping the position.
UnEqual wants to control from the top but Colemadina keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
UnEqual is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Colemadina is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
UnEqual working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
UnEqual stands up over Colemadina, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
UnEqual postures up and lands a big shot to Colemadina's brow.
UnEqual makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
UnEqual stands up over Colemadina, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
UnEqual trying to control but Colemadina is working from the bottom.
Colemadina is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Colemadina keeping moving, preventing UnEqual from controlling successfully.
UnEqual postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
UnEqual with a nice head shot there.
UnEqual wants to control from the top but Colemadina keeps moving.
Colemadina has control of UnEqual's left arm, preventing UnEqual from doing any damage.
Colemadina tries to land a sweep but no joy.
UnEqual trying to control the position from guard on top but Colemadina is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Colemadina looking to hit a scissor sweep but UnEqual is one step ahead there.
Colemadina working a defensive guard here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Colemadina might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control UnEqual haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gagong UnEqual dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Colemadina misses with a wild body shot.
UnEqual feinted with a counter takedown.

Colemadina gets the takedown into side control.
Colemadina tries to move into full mount but can't pass UnEqual's legs.
UnEqual is trying to control Colemadina's posture but Colemadina avoids it.
Colemadina wants to take a breather but UnEqual manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Colemadina.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Colemadina stands up over his opponent, looking to dive in with a big punch. Here he comes, superman style! Oh, the punch misses and UnEqual has got him in a triangle choke for good measure! Oh no! Colemadina manages to get his head free but now UnEqual has transitioned to an armbar! Colemadina grimaces and is forced to tap! Beautiful Jiu Jitsu from UnEqual! I'd be surprised if that didn't end up as submission of the night!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gagong UnEqual!
Our winner, Gagong UnEqual, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.