PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Three Of Five (ranked 6130 p4p, 714 weight class) and Satanic Panic (ranked 553 p4p, 89 weight class). Panic has chosen Freezing Moon as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Of Five
vs
Panic

170 cm
20
155
0 - 0 - 0

172 cm
21
165
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Three Of Five!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Satanic Panic!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panic ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Of Five moves away.
Jab by Panic.
Of Five fails with an attempt to clinch.

Panic closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Of Five trying to land knees to the body.

Panic ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Panic no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Of Five pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Panic is keeping the position for now.
Of Five engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Of Five is sitting in close to Panic's body. Panic has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Of Five is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Of Five is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Panic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Satanic Panic! Satanic Panic retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Satanic Panic thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.