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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Sainty (ranked 1674 p4p, 3792 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 188 p4p, 330 weight class). Daniel Sainty has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Daniel Sainty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong tries to clinch up.
Sainty tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sainty fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Schlong checks it well.
Schlong fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sainty, pushing him back against the cage.
Schlong has hold of one of Sainty's legs. Sainty is fighting the takedown attempt but Schlong gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sainty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sainty looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong forces his way into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Sainty is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sainty sees it coming and defends easily.
Sainty looking for subs from the bottom but Schlong mounts him!
Schlong looking for a guillotine from mount but Sainty is having none of it.
Sainty working to try and regain half guard.
Schlong is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Sainty to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Sainty shrugs it off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Sainty can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Schlong wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Schlong has hold of Sainty's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Sainty manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Sainty is looking to improve his position but Schlong isn't that keen on the idea.
Sainty is working hard here to advance position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong wants to control the pace but Sainty is squirming around nicely.
Schlong mounts Sainty! Really nice guard pass there!
Sainty is trying to escape the mount.
Schlong wants to take Sainty's back here but Sainty is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Sainty is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action.
Schlong moves to take his opponent's back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Sainty defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Schlong controlling well, preventing Sainty from escaping the position.
Sainty really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schlong working for a choke but Sainty is defending well.
Sainty trying to control the action but Schlong just sinks the hooks in.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong trying to control momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Schlong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sainty quickly recovers to half guard.
Schlong has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Schlong jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Sainty manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Sainty tries to buck Schlong off but Schlong is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Sainty has escaped the position, nice work there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Sainty, who protects the arm well.
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Schlong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sainty is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Sainty is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Schlong tries for a kimura but Sainty is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schlong trying to control the action but Sainty is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing good reports from Sainty's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Sainty sneaks back into half guard.
Sainty wants to get back to full guard.
Schlong tries to pass to full mount but Sainty defends it.
Schlong trying to control the action but Sainty is working from the bottom.
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sainty is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sainty is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold.
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Sainty is trying to control but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Sainty actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Sainty to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sainty is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sainty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong stays in close to Sainty's body and controls the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Schlong decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Schlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Schlong trying to control but Sainty is having none of it.
Schlong is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Sainty is looking to get to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sainty bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Sainty pushes his legs off easily.
Sainty will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Schlong working for a triangle but Sainty defends it easily.
Sainty wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Sainty controls the pace.
Sainty pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Our spies down at at Team Grunt inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Sainty is proving a slippery customer.
Sainty preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong controls Sainty momentarily but Sainty frees himself.
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Sainty thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schlong controlling Sainty's posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sainty trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong throws his legs up looking for a submission but Sainty uses it to pass to side control.
Schlong tries to buck Sainty off but Sainty is having none of it.
Schlong struggling a bit here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Sainty remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Sainty is looking to clinch.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sainty looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Schlong!
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Daniel Sainty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sainty is putting a hurting on Schlong here, landing some big shots from side control.
And that's the end of the fight!
Daniel Sainty showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Schlong has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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mgr
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RATING
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