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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kidney Stone (ranked 295 p4p, 327 weight class) and Stupid Tattoo Guy (ranked 20 p4p, 22 weight class). Stone's entrance music is Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppord. A fine choice. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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20 - 8 - 0 |
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175 cm
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140
17 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kidney Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stupid Tattoo Guy!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stone throws a leg kick
and Tattoo Guy counters with a stiff right hand.
Stone scores with a nice right hand.
Stone has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Tattoo Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tattoo Guy changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Stone looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Tattoo Guy working the ground and pound but Stone is defending the strikes.
Tattoo Guy working away.
Tattoo Guy tries to advance to mount but Stone denies him.
Stone takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Stone is trying to control Tattoo Guy's posture but Tattoo Guy avoids it.
Stone is trying to get back to half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tattoo Guy cracks Stone with a big elbow.
Stone is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tattoo Guy creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Stone sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Tattoo Guy throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Tattoo Guy throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Tattoo Guy in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Stone is trying to control Tattoo Guy's posture but Tattoo Guy avoids it.
Tattoo Guy working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Tattoo Guy tries for a kimura but Stone is defending well.
Check out the look on Tattoo Guy's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Tattoo Guy.
Stone tries to bench press Tattoo Guy off him but Tattoo Guy keeps the position.
Tattoo Guy working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Tattoo Guy throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Stone is being controlled here.
Stone taking punishment in the form of punches.
Tattoo Guy misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Tattoo Guy has hold of Stone's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Stone tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Tattoo Guy cranks the arm and Stone screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Stone, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Stupid Tattoo Guy!
A very excited looking Stupid Tattoo Guy rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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