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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Harris (ranked 6714 p4p, 3845 weight class) and Irritable Asshole (ranked 583 p4p, 411 weight class). Irritable Asshole is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Irritable Asshole!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asshole closes the distance and clinches up with Harris, looking for a takedown. Asshole pushes Harris against the cage but Harris circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Harris feinted with a counter takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Asshole as Harris shoots in.
Irritable Asshole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harris drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Harris working away.
Asshole gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Harris is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Asshole sees it coming and defends easily.
Asshole is staying active underneath Harris, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Asshole is defending against the submission attempts here by Harris.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asshole trying to hold on to Harris's head to control him but Harris postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asshole tries to get to full guard but Harris has control of the leg.
Asshole keeping hold of Harris's head, controlling as best he can.
Harris throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Asshole is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Harris scores with a couple of nice shots.
Asshole slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Asshole working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Harris.
Asshole looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Asshole escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Harris gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Asshole trying to keep a closed guard but Harris is proving a slippery customer.
Asshole controlling Harris's posture.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Harris has gone for a leg lock! Asshole slips out almost immediately though and dives into Harris's guard.
Asshole passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asshole is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Harris will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
It looks like Asshole might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Asshole misses with the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Harris dodges the ground and pound from Asshole.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Harris is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Harris is looking for a sweep.
Asshole in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Asshole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Harris keeps working.
Asshole scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Harris to see if he's OK.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole wants to control but Harris is keeping him busy.
Harris looks to move to half guard but instead Asshole has passed into mount! Damn!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Irritable Asshole will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Asshole darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Asshole has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Asshole performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Asshole trying to control from half guard but Harris is working away.
Asshole not doing much here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Harris is staying active underneath Asshole, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Asshole thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Harris blocking the ground and pound attempt from Asshole.
Asshole passes to side control.
Asshole landing strikes.
Asshole wants to lay and pray for a moment but Harris keeps working.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Asshole sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Harris is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Asshole working the head with strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Asshole.
Harris is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Harris takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Harris knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Asshole on the ground.
Asshole lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Asshole scoring with punches from side control.
Asshole trying to control the action but Harris is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asshole advances to mount.
Asshole tries to control but Harris wriggling away.
Asshole is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Asshole lands a big shot there that rocks Harris but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris taking shots to the head.
Asshole controlling the pace for now.
Asshole trying to control but Harris is having none of it.
Asshole with the ground and pound from mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole thowing shots but they're missing.
Asshole content just to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Irritable Asshole showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Asshole darts in looking for a takedown but Harris gets double underhooks and turns Asshole into the cage.
Harris goes for a double leg but Asshole avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Asshole continues to drive forward.
Asshole wants to get back to striking at distance but Harris won't allow it.
Harris has Asshole pressed against the cage, preventing Asshole from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Asshole tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Harris smiles and moves away.
Asshole shoots in looking for a takedown. Harris tries to sprawl out of it but Asshole keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Harris manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Marcus Harris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Irritable Asshole.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Harris.
Asshole throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Harris was covering up waiting for the punch and Asshole finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Asshole in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asshole pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Harris is keeping the position for now.
Asshole seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Asshole slips nicely into half guard.
Harris blocking the ground and pound attempt from Asshole.
Asshole is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Harris won't allow Asshole to pass to mount.
Asshole is looking to take a break and control but Harris is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Asshole controlling the action here.
Harris is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asshole winds up and cracks Harris with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Asshole seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Harris does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Asshole throwing shots but Harris is blocking nicely.
Harris trying to control here.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Asshole shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Asshole was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Asshole controls the position.
Asshole trying to control the action but Harris is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asshole grinds an elbow into Harris's temple.
Harris trying to remain calm as Asshole controls from the top position.
Asshole works to advance to full mount. Harris defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Harris is bucking up trying to escape but Asshole cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Asshole has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Harris's face.
Asshole punishing his opponent with strikes.
Asshole has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Asshole lands with some strikes.
Asshole scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Harris?
Marcus Harris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asshole with the ground and pound from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Irritable Asshole comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Asshole winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 26:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 26:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Irritable Asshole!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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