PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Very Girl (ranked 24083 p4p, 4538 weight class) and Mcgregor Klubba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Very Girl has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Girl
vs
Klubba

225 cm
19
300
1 - 7 - 1

150 cm
22
300
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Very Girl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mcgregor Klubba!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klubba shoots in and drives through. Girl sprawls well.

Klubba closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Klubba lands a nice knee to the body.
Klubba tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Klubba tries for a takedown but Girl manages to get underhooks.
Very Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mcgregor Klubba.
Girl can't find room to land a body shot as Klubba controls the action.
Girl can't find room to land a body shot as Klubba controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klubba wants a takedown.

Klubba's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Klubba misses with a takedown attempt - Girl sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Girl as Klubba shoots in.
Klubba shoots for a double leg takedown but Girl sprawls well. He's pushed Klubba's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Girl is looking to counter with a body kick.
Klubba tries to clinch but Girl moves out of range.
Girl quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Klubba.
Girl drops down looking for a counter takedown but Klubba sprawls and moves away.
Klubba misses with an uppercut.
Girl blocks a head kick by Klubba.
It appears Girl was looking to counter with a kick there.
Klubba misses with a two punch combination.
Klubba shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Klubba looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Klubba changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Klubba shoots for a double leg takedown but Girl sprawls well. He's pushed Klubba's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Klubba changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Girl tries to avoid it but Klubba manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Girl to the ground. Girl escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Girl will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Klubba looks for a takedown but Girl sprawls well.
Klubba should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Girl closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Klubba did well to prevent Girl getting side control.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Girl in particular looking to stall.
Girl wants to stand up but Klubba is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl trying to control the action but Klubba is working from the bottom.
Klubba is trying to get back to full guard.
Klubba is looking to control Girl's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Klubba avoid being mounted?

Girl decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Klubba fails in his attempt to clinch.
Klubba tries to close the distance and clinch up but Girl swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Klubba is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Girl is looking to counter with a body kick.

Klubba clinches up with Girl and pushes him back against the cage.

Girl breaks the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Klubba shoots in and drives through. Girl sprawls well.
Klubba slaps away a takedown attempt from Girl, before circling back to the center of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Very Girl dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Klubba tries to score a power double leg takedown but Girl sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Klubba somewhat.
Klubba misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Girl closes this distance looking for a takedown but Klubba circles away.
Klubba is looking for the big counter here.

Girl tries to keep at a distance but Klubba has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl misses with a punch on the inside.
Klubba lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klubba tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Very Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mcgregor Klubba.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Klubba.

It looks like Very Girl has been cut.
Klubba tries a body shot but Girl blocks it.
Klubba is working for takedown but Girl is calmly controlling the position for now.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Klubba.
Girl is looking to break free of the clinch but Klubba has double underhooks.
Klubba is looking for a takedown.

Klubba pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Klubba closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Girl did well to prevent Klubba getting side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl trying to hold on to Klubba's head to control him but Klubba postures up.
Girl blocking the ground and pound attempt from Klubba.
Well, if Klubba is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Klubba decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Klubba tries for a takedown but Girl circles away easily
and Girl counters with a right hand to the body.
Klubba is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl stuffs the takedown.
Girl jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Girl dives in and grabs Klubba's left leg, looking for a takedown. Klubba pushes down on Girl's head and hops out.
Mcgregor Klubba is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Girl shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Klubba but Klubba pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Klubba tries to clinch but Girl moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Klubba.
Klubba displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Girl.
Klubba is looking for the big counter here.
Girl stuffs the takedown attempt from Klubba. Klubba gets slowly back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klubba tries for a takedown but Girl sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Girl throws a quick counter kick to the body but Klubba avoids it.
Girl shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Klubba as he jumps to the side.
Girl shoots in for a takedown but Klubba shows good takedown defense.
Klubba fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mcgregor Klubba showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Very Girl's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Klubba shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Girl but Girl pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Girl throws a quick counter kick to the body but Klubba avoids it.
Klubba blocks the body kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.

Klubba gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Klubba has Girl pressed against the cage, preventing Girl from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Klubba is trying to drag Girl to the mat but Girl just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klubba can't get the takedown.
Very Girl has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mcgregor Klubba.
Klubba takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klubba is trying to pull guard but Girl turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Klubba has eaten all the pies!

Klubba pulls guard.
Girl prevents Klubba from getting back to his feet.
Girl content to stall in guard here.
Klubba trying to control the position here.
Klubba working a defensive guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Klubba is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Girl is aware though and is defending well.
Klubba being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Girl has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Girl stands up from Klubba's guard - Girl perhaps looking for a knockout.
Klubba slaps away a takedown attempt from Girl, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Despite the aggression on Klubba's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Girl tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Klubba swivels and escapes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klubba misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Girl is looking to counter with a body kick.
Klubba shoots in for a double leg but Girl sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Girl avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Girl slips a jab and a cross from Klubba.
Klubba shoots in but Girl avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Girl seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Girl throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Klubba's waist but Klubba gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Girl off to one side.
A combination from Klubba does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klubba throws a nice looking combination but Girl bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice sprawl there from Klubba as Girl shoots in.
Girl lands a front kick.
Klubba stuffs the takedown attempt from Girl. Girl gets slowly back to his feet.
Klubba wants to counter with a clinch but Girl pushes him away.
Klubba attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Klubba stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Klubba wants it to stay on the feet.
Mcgregor Klubba seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klubba tries to clinch but Girl moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mcgregor Klubba comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Klubba has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mcgregor Klubba!