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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ted Bundy (ranked 204 p4p, 69 weight class) and Roar Horse (ranked 8 p4p, 3 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ted Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Roar Horse!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Glass and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse lands a glancing blow to the side of Bundy's head.
It looks like Ted Bundy has been cut.
Bundy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Horse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Horse doesn't manage to clinch there - Bundy circles away.
Horse rushes Bundy and presses him up against the cage.
I was talking to Bundy's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bundy is looking for a takedown.
Bundy takes a shot to the head.
Horse throws a punch but it's blocked by Bundy.
Horse misses with a punch on the inside.
Horse misses with a short punch on the inside.
Horse swings wildly with an uppercut but Bundy uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Horse.
Bundy lands a body punch.
Bundy has Horse pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Horse manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ted Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bundy can't find room to land a body shot as Horse controls the action.
Bundy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Horse's elbow.
Bundy misses with a body punch.
Horse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Horse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Horse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bundy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Horse! But no joy.
Horse moves out of range as Bundy strikes.
A good leg kick by Horse.
Roar Horse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Horse closes the distance and pushes Bundy back into the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Bundy fails to land.
Horse tries to work over Bundy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Horse is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Horse escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice defenses there by Horse.
Nice cross by Bundy.
Horse throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse tries to land a front kick but Bundy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Horse looks to land a body kick but Bundy moved away.
Horse pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bundy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Horse let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bundy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundy takes a swing at Horse's ribcage but misses.
Horse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Horse tries a low kick but Bundy avoids it.
Bundy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horse tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bundy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bundy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bundy's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Horse tries to clinch there but Bundy circles away.
Bundy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Horse's waist but Horse gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bundy off to one side.
Horse follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Bundy blocks a leg kick.
It looked like Bundy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A solid leg kick lands there for Horse.
Horse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bundy. That did some damage!
Horse tries to close the distance and clinch but Bundy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bundy throws a hook but Horse avoids it easily.
Nice body punch from Bundy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Horse loads up on a big right hand but Bundy slips the punch.
Bundy tries to counter with a takedown but Horse is quick to defend against it.
Horse tries to land a front kick but Bundy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Horse delivers a nice body kick.
Horse throws a looping overhand right but Bundy ducks down to avoid it.
Bundy misses with a takedown attempt - Horse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bundy moves out of range of the body kick.
Good exchange - Horse coming out on top.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Horse fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Roar Horse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ted Bundy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Horse throws a half hearted mid kick.
Horse is looking to chop away at Bundy's legs.
Horse keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bundy blocks the body kick.
Horse with the inside leg kick.
Horse throws a shot from downtown. Bundy moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horse throws a looping overhand right but Bundy ducks down to avoid it.
Roar Horse seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bundy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bundy throws a body shot but no joy.
Roar Horse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse closes the distance and clinches.
Bundy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Horse breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bundy misses with a hook
and Horse makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bundy misses with a takedown attempt - Horse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ted Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horse throws a big shot that misses.
Bundy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Horse's head.
Horse ducks right into an uppercut from Bundy.
Horse fakes the leg kick and cracks Bundy in the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse misses with a hook. Bundy ducked under it nicely.
Bundy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ted Bundy's cut is getting worse.
Nice sprawl there from Horse as Bundy shoots in.
Horse lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bundy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Horse. That one must have hurt.
Horse cracks Bundy with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bundy looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Horse finish him?
Ted Bundy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Horse moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Horse throws a push kick but Bundy slaps the foot to one side.
Bundy feinted with a counter takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horse instigates a clinch.
A short right from Horse.
Horse lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Horse tries to work over Bundy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Horse breaks the clinch.
Bundy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Horse scores with a push kick.
Bundy avoids the head kick by Horse.
Horse cracks Bundy with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bundy looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Horse finish him?
Bundy is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horse misses with a body kick.
Bundy attempts a counter takedown but Horse avoids it well and moves away.
Horse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bundy feinted with a counter takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy ducks under a wild hook from Horse.
A counter left hand to the body from Bundy misses its target.
Horse misses with a kick to the body
and Bundy counters with a nice double leg into side control. Horse won't be happy with that.
Bundy throwing strikes but Horse manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Bundy is looking for a sweep.
Bundy wants to control but Horse postures up.
Bundy has one of Horse's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Bundy tries to bench press Horse off him but Horse keeps the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Roar Horse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ted Bundy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Horse wants to clinch up but Bundy keeps it at a distance.
Bundy tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Horse manages to circle out of the way.
Bundy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bundy swats away the attempt to clinch by Horse.
Horse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bundy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Horse looks to land a left hand but Bundy moved out of range nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horse delivers a nice body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Horse.
Horse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bundy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Bundy blocks the leg kick.
Bundy will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Horse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bundy. That did some damage!
Horse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A slow jab from Bundy misses its intended target.
Bundy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Horse.
Horse looks to throw the jab but Bundy is out of range.
Bundy avoids a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse tests Bundy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Horse misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bundy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Horse throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bundy on the side of the head.
Jeez, Ted Bundy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Horse takes a swing at Bundy's ribcage but misses.
Horse takes a swing at Bundy's ribcage but misses.
Horse lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bundy will feel that in the morning.
Horse tries to clinch but Bundy moves out of range.
Bundy wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Horse thumps Bundy with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horse missing with a left hand there. Bundy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horse tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bundy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bundy is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Horse.
Horse lands a big right hand that sends Bundy crashing to the mat! Horse stays standing though and waves Bundy back to his feet!
Oh Bundy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ted Bundy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Roar Horse!
A very excited looking Roar Horse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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