PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 3176 p4p, 11904 weight class) and Trent Punchy (ranked 396 p4p, 644 weight class). Dementia comes to the cage accompanied by Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Trent Punchy told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Dementia
vs
Punchy

187 cm
42
213
24 - 8 - 0

186 cm
48
209
45 - 32 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Dangerous GnP
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, David Schapiro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Punchy. Those never looked like landing.
Punchy walks into a stiff left hand from Dementia.
Punchy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Punchy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Punchy throws an off balance right hand
letting Dementia counter with a right hand.
Punchy tries a head kick but it misses.
Dementia scores with a shot to the body.
A jab from Dementia finds it's way through Punchy's defenses.
A left lands for Punchy.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dementia!
Dementia definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Punchy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dementia as he jumps to the side.
It looked like Dementia wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Trent Punchy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Punchy stuns Dementia with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Punchy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
An inside leg kick lands from Dementia.
A swing and a miss from Punchy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Punchy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dementia.
Dementia lands a leg kick that knocks Punchy off balance momentarily.
Pugilistic Dementia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dementia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Punchy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That kick from Dementia tenderised Punchy's leg. Punchy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Punchy misses with a left hand
and Dementia counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Punchy looks winded!
Dementia steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Punchy.
Punchy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dementia lands a head kick!

It looks like Trent Punchy has been cut.
Dementia lands a lovely overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
That kick from Dementia tenderised Punchy's leg. Punchy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Punchy throws an off balance right hand
and Dementia counters with an outside leg kick.
Dementia stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia takes one to the side of the head.
Punchy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dementia lands a leg kick that knocks Punchy off balance momentarily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dementia.
Punchy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dementia tests Punchy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dementia throws a leg kick which misses Punchy's front leg but catches the back leg as Punchy tries to avoid it.
Punchy throws a shot from downtown. Dementia moves away and avoids it.
Dementia half committed to a counter leg kick.
A solid body kick from Dementia.
Punchy misses with a shot to the body

and Dementia counters with a crisp one two that drops Punchy! Dementia thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Punchy to his feet! Punchy is in big trouble!

Punchy is rocked!
Dementia with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Punchy is still on wobbly legs! Can Dementia finish him?
Dementia fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Punchy seems to have recovered his senses.
Dementia lands with a thumping leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Dementia.
Dementia thows a body kick. Punchy tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dementia.
Dementia scores with a body shot.
Dementia throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dementia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dementia.
Nice cross by Dementia.
You can see that Punchy has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Dementia throws an overhand right that drops Punchy like a sack of potatoes! Dementia dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pugilistic Dementia!
After winning the bout, Pugilistic Dementia thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Trent Punchy spoke after the fight, saying 'Me Mum... she had it pretty hard ay. Lots of cock for cash.'.