PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lol Lol (ranked 5074 p4p, 5293 weight class) and Island Test (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lol
vs
Test

198 cm
25
250
0 - 0 - 0

194 cm
18
255
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lol Lol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Test!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Test moves out of range as Lol strikes.
Test gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Test slips a jab from Lol.
Test feints the counter takedown.

Test clinches.
Lol scores with a shoulder strike.
Lol swings wildly with an uppercut but Test uses good head movement to avoid it.
Test lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Test is trying to pull guard but Lol turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Test tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lol avoids it.

Test pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lol lands with a thumping leg kick.
Test tries a head kick but it misses.
Test moves out of range of the strikes.
Test shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lol but Lol pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lol scores with a nice right hand.

It looks like Island Test has been cut.
Lol lands a nice shot to the body.
Lol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Test was well out of range. Poor timing from Lol.
Lol lands with an uppercut that bounces Test off the cage and back into range.
Lol swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lol scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lol looks to land a right hand but Test moved out of range.
Lol lands with a good body shot.
Test shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lol as he avoids it easily.
Lol Lol has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Island Test.
Test misses with a two punch combination.
Test moves away from the strike by Lol.
Test drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Lol defends it well.
A slow jab from Lol misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Test shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Test takes the fight into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Test blocks a body shot from Lol.
Lol lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Lol lands a body punch in the clinch.
Test prevents a body shot from Lol.
Lol scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Lol fails to land.
Test prevents a body shot from Lol.
Test jumps guard but Lol turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Test is trying to break the clinch but Lol has him pressed against the cage.
Lol lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Lol fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lol lands a shot to the body.
Lol avoiding damage as Test throws knees to the body.
Test with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lol creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Lol.
Test's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lol throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lol lands a nice shot to the body.
Test looks winded!
Test is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lol is defending well.
Lol makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lol digs a right hand underneath Test's ribcage. Test let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Still in the clinch, Lol scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short uppercut from Lol.
Test is trying to force a seperation but Lol has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Lol scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lol working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Test wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lol lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Test.
Lol lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Test.
Test prevents a body shot from Lol.
Lol lands a left hand that snaps the head of Test backwards.
Lol misses with a punch on the inside.
Lol working aggressively here.
Lol lands with a right to the head.
Lol lands with a right to the head.
Test prevents a body shot from Lol.
A right hand to the body from Lol.
Test tries to pull guard but Lol won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lol Lol dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Island Test's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Test gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lol lands a right hand.
Test wants to get back to striking at distance but Lol won't allow it.
A short left from Lol.
Lol misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Test stalling in the clinch but Lol improves position.
Lol lands a left hand that snaps the head of Test backwards.
Lol works on Test's body with a couple of short punches.
Test is trying to force a seperation but Lol has the dominant position.
Test tries to land knees in the clinch but Lol avoids the damage to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lol throws a head punch that misses.
Lol pushes Test back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lol misses with a hook from the clinch.
Test tries to circle away but Lol has him pinned against the cage.
Lol is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Test can do to turn this around?
Test misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lol tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Test blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lol lands a right hand.
A short left from Lol.
Lol lands a body shot.
A short uppercut from Lol.
Lol gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Test.
Test is breathing heavily.
Test trying to control the position but instead, Lol has worked for underhooks and has pushed Test into the cage.
Test blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Test blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lol lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lol swings wildly with an uppercut but Test uses good head movement to avoid it.

Test has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Lol uses from the top position.
Test keeping full guard, as Lol tries to pass.
Lol landing with the ground and pound.
Lol works over Test with some ground and pound from guard.
Test not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Test can't keep his opponent in guard - Lol advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Lol is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lol stalling.
Lol wants to stand but Test has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Test is trying to stand back up but Lol is controlling him
Lol takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lol's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Lol frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Test can't escape the position.
Lol wants to stand but Test is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Lol sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Lol tries to stand up but he's trapped just for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lol Lol dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Island Test's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Lol moves out of range of the leg kick from Test.
Test avoids the body shot from Lol.
Lol Lol is winning the standup battle so far.
Test takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lol leaves Test with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lol swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Island Test is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Test has managed to clinch.
Lol has a couple of punches blocked by Test.
Lol can't find room to land a body shot as Test controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lol misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lol scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lol.
Test is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lol is keeping busy.
Lol lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Test manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Lol controlling from the top position.
Test keeping moving, preventing Lol from controlling successfully.
Test looking to control but Lol passes into half guard.
Still in half guard, Lol seems content to control.
Lol Lol is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lol has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Test has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lol is working away from the top position though.
Lol is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Lol prevents Test from improving his position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Lol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lol is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Test can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lol sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Test wants to control but Lol is keeping busy.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Nice takedown defense from Lol. No joy for Test on that attempt.
Test blocks a head kick by Lol.
Lol rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Test counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Test blocks a jab.

Test gets tackled into the cage by Lol. Lol maintains the clinch.
Test misses with a hook to the ribs.
Test wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice body punch from Lol.
Lol lands with a short shot to the head.
Lol Lol has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lol misses with a punch on the inside.
Test with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Come on Test - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Island Test has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lol doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lol Lol showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lol has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lol Lol!