PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Oscar De La Cunt (ranked 25404 p4p, 3489 weight class) and Cereal Ganes (ranked 754 p4p, 482 weight class). Oscar De La Cunt has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

De La Cunt
vs
Ganes

150 cm
21
181
2 - 4 - 0

186 cm
25
175
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oscar De La Cunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cereal Ganes!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than De La Cunt was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Ganes manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Ganes thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ganes is looking for a kimura here.
De La Cunt is looking to improve his position.

Ganes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but De La Cunt sees it coming and defends easily.
De La Cunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ganes on the ground.
De La Cunt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Ganes scores with a couple of nice shots.

Ganes is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ganes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ganes lands a nice short elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ganes passes the guard and advances to mount!
Ganes scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish De La Cunt?
Ganes landing shots from mount.
The referee warns De La Cunt that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ganes fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

De La Cunt is rocked!

De La Cunt tries to improve his position but Ganes has taken his back! Ganes has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will De La Cunt tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Ganes pushes De La Cunt away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cereal Ganes!