PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cereal Ganes (ranked 4272 p4p, 25525 weight class) and Oscar De La Cunt (ranked 553 p4p, 769 weight class). Oscar De La Cunt will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Ganes
vs
De La Cunt

186 cm
25
175
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
21
181
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cereal Ganes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oscar De La Cunt!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

A momentary lapse in concentration from De La Cunt enables Ganes to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. De La Cunt manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Ganes content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ganes throws a big right hand that misses.
De La Cunt is trying to control the position but Ganes postures up.
De La Cunt has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Ganes has passed into side control.
De La Cunt is trying to improve his position.
Ganes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Check out the look on Ganes's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Check out the look on Ganes's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ganes cracks De La Cunt with a big elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Ganes is trying to get an arm triangle but De La Cunt is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
De La Cunt struggling a bit here.
De La Cunt is looking to reverse the position.

Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Ganes wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by De La Cunt, who protects the arm well.
De La Cunt on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ganes in side control lands a decent elbow.

De La Cunt is rocked!

Ganes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but De La Cunt is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Ganes tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Ganes grinds an elbow into De La Cunt's temple.
De La Cunt is still in real trouble! Can Ganes finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ganes working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Ganes has worked his way into a potential kimura here. De La Cunt is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Ganes yanks on the arm and De La Cunt is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Ganes.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cereal Ganes!