PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jumba Jookiba (ranked 4793 p4p, 2993 weight class) and Sir Fuckos (ranked 0 p4p, 308 weight class). Jumba Jookiba has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jookiba
vs
Fuckos

225 cm
20
265
1 - 0 - 0

201 cm
25
237
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumba Jookiba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sir Fuckos!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckos stuffs the takedown.

Jookiba pushes Fuckos up against the cage in a clinch.
Jookiba gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fuckos.

Jookiba has hold of one of Fuckos's legs. Fuckos is fighting the takedown attempt but Jookiba gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Jookiba sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jookiba trying to control but Fuckos is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jookiba postures up.
Jookiba missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fuckos is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jookiba controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Fuckos looking to control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jookiba trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuckos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Fuckos shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Jookiba's guard.

Jookiba is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Fuckos presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Fuckos drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jookiba gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Jookiba has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Fuckos regains guard immediately.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jookiba looking to pass the guard.
Jookiba controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Jookiba has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Fuckos had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jookiba defends it easily.
Fuckos looks winded!
Jookiba is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba passes Fuckos's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Jookiba takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jookiba wants to work for an arm triangle but Fuckos is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Jookiba is trying to control. Fuckos wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Jookiba is controlling the pace.
Jookiba wants to control but Fuckos is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fuckos wants to control but Jookiba is keeping busy and won't allow it.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fuckos throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jookiba's waist but Jookiba gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Fuckos off to one side.
Jumba Jookiba has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sir Fuckos.

Jookiba manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Fuckos on his heels. He'll look to pass Fuckos's guard now, I'm sure.
Jookiba seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Jookiba trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fuckos is looking to stand up but Jookiba isn't so interested in that idea.
Jookiba not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jumba Jookiba dominated that round.
That's time! Jookiba's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jookiba is defended easily by Fuckos.

Fuckos closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jookiba quickly recovers to half guard.

Jookiba has one foot on Fuckos's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

Fuckos shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Jookiba kicks Fuckos off and gets back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jookiba dives in for a single leg takedown but Fuckos sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Fuckos is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckos doesn't manage to clinch there - Jookiba circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jookiba.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jumba Jookiba. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Jookiba shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Fuckos's guard.
Jookiba landing with the ground and pound.
Jookiba stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fuckos swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Jookiba thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Fuckos looking for subs off his back but Jookiba has passed one foot through into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Jookiba seems content to control.
Jookiba wants to free his trapped foot but Fuckos is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Jumba Jookiba overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jookiba takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba trying to control the pace.
Jookiba throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jookiba working Fuckos over with strikes.
Jookiba lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Jookiba is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Jookiba tries to pass the half guard into mount. Fuckos knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Jookiba is taking a breather. Fuckos says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jookiba fails with the takedown.

Jookiba closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Fuckos's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jumba Jookiba dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Jookiba fails with the takedown.
Jookiba keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fuckos fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuckos dives in and grabs Jookiba's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jookiba pushes down on Fuckos's head and hops out.
Jumba Jookiba has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sir Fuckos.
A jab from Jookiba misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jookiba shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuckos goes for a double leg but Jookiba avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Jookiba continues to drive forward.
Fuckos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jookiba closes the distance and clinches up with Fuckos, looking for a takedown. Jookiba pushes Fuckos against the cage but Fuckos circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Jookiba scores with a takedown into Fuckos's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jookiba advances to half guard.
Nice strikes from Jookiba there.
Jookiba will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jookiba is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Fuckos is in a horrible position here. Jookiba smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Jookiba controlling from mount.
Jookiba looking to control but Fuckos is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba won't let Fuckos get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.

Jookiba is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Fuckos is surviving well by controlling Jookiba's body position as best he can.
Fuckos wants to hold on but Jookiba pushes him away.
Jookiba is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fuckos can do to turn this around?
Jookiba landing punches.
Fuckos is trying to escape the mount.
Jookiba controlling his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

Jookiba has control of Fuckos's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Fuckos regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Fuckos tries to hold on but Jookiba pushes him away.
Fuckos is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jookiba controlling from the full mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jookiba really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jookiba prevents Fuckos from getting the reversal.

Jookiba working for a guillotine from mount but Fuckos is in no mood to give up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jookiba takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Sir Fuckos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jumba Jookiba is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jumba Jookiba showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jookiba, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jumba Jookiba!