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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roar Horse (ranked 12 p4p, 24 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 1 p4p, 2 weight class). Grabber has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Roar Horse!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse throws a half hearted mid kick.
Horse loads up on a big right hand but Grabber slips the punch.
Grabber misses with a leg kick.
Grabber stuns Horse with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Horse misses with an attempted mid kick.
Horse misses with an uppercut
and Horse takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It looks like Roar Horse has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Horse.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Horse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grabber blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber takes a swing at Horse's ribcage but misses.
Horse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Horse misses with a kick to the body
and Grabber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Horse misses with a hook to the body
and Grabber counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Grabber tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber misses with a body punch.
Horse struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Horse tries to work over Grabber's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Horse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grabber's elbow.
Grabber tries to pull guard but Horse holds him up against the cage and eventually Grabber drops back down to his feet.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabber.
Horse can't find room to land a body shot as Grabber controls the action.
I was talking to Horse's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Grabber ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Grabber no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Horse got a little sloppy there for a moment and Grabber has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Horse has managed to get both his arms back between Grabber's legs - danger averted.
Grabber looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Grabber looking for a sweep. Not yet Grabber, not yet.
Grabber looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Horse passes into half guard.
Grabber is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Horse pulls his head out easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Grabber to get to his feet.
Grabber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Horse lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Roar Horse!
Roar Horse retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Roar Horse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Crotch Grabber had this to say: 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.
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hype
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