PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brat Pitt (ranked 6960 p4p, 5866 weight class) and Bruce Sidebar (ranked 637 p4p, 595 weight class). Bruce Sidebar will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Pitt
vs
Sidebar

193 cm
18
215
1 - 1 - 0

188 cm
18
205
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brat Pitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bruce Sidebar!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sidebar wants to clinch.
Sidebar lands a right hook to the body.
Sidebar looks to land a body kick but Pitt moved away.
Pitt is looking to counter the offense by Sidebar and move into the clinch.
Pitt checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitt on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Pitt doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Sidebar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidebar throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pitt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sidebar tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Pitt defends well and Sidebar ends up having to push Pitt into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sidebar cracks Pitt with a right hand to the side of the head.

Pitt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sidebar, pushing him back against the cage.
Pitt is pressed up against the cage. Sidebar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Pitt down to the mat. Pitt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pitt avoids a kick to the body.
Pitt half committed to a counter leg kick.
Sidebar throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pitt's head.
Pitt moves out of range of the body kick from Sidebar.
Sidebar tries to clinch but Pitt is having none of it.
Pitt drops down looking for a counter takedown but Sidebar sprawls and moves away.
Sidebar throws a leg kick
and Pitt makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sidebar really felt that one!
Sidebar throws a body shot but no joy.
Sidebar lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Pitt falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bruce Sidebar!