PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Igor Kreten (ranked 6287 p4p, 4890 weight class) and az ng (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kreten
vs
ng

205 cm
18
265
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
19
280
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Igor Kreten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, az ng!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kreten gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
ng controlling from the top position.

Kreten is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. ng is aware though and is defending well.
Kreten is trying to control the position but ng postures up.
ng chips away with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
ng sitting in guard, not really doing much.
ng sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kreten's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in half guard, ng seems content to control.
ng is thwarting Kreten's attempts to control the position.
Kreten is trying to defend against the ground and pound but ng scores with a couple of nice shots.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. ng connects with a nice short shot to Kreten's temple.
ng working the head and body with strikes.
Kreten is breathing heavily.
ng takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
ng moves into full mount! Kreten won't be happy about that!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ng working the ground and pound effectively.
A nice elbow there by ng.
ng looking to finish Kreten with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kreten!

Kreten is rocked!
Kreten really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
ng lands a big shot to the head and Kreten winces in pain. He's tapped out due to strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). az ng!
az ng tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.