PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bivis Cornholio (ranked 4982 p4p, 4930 weight class) and Bivis Cornholito (ranked 97 p4p, 94 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Cornholio
vs
Cornholito

193 cm
18
228
0 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bivis Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bivis Cornholito!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.

Cornholito moves into the clinch successfully.
Cornholito stalling the fight.
Cornholio stalling the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cornholio dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Cornholito is struggling to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee calls for Cornholio to work.
Cornholio is looking to control Cornholito's arms but Cornholito gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cornholio has his back to the ropes.
Cornholito is struggling to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cornholio stalling the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bivis Cornholio.
Cornholio tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Cornholito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cornholito tries to counter with a clinch but Cornholio shakes him off and moves away.
Cornholito doesn't manage to clinch there - Cornholio circles away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cornholio keeps the fight on the outside.
Cornholio tries to counter by clinching up but Cornholito breaks away and moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bivis Cornholito will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The fight stays on the outside here - Cornholio looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Cornholito closes the distance and pushes Cornholio back into the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cornholito avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio is trying to maintain a safe position but Cornholito gets an underhook and turns Cornholio into the ropes.
Cornholio stalls.
Cornholito has Cornholio pushed against the ropes.
Cornholio has Cornholito pushed against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cornholito is trying to maintain a safe position but Cornholio gets an underhook and turns Cornholito into the ropes.
Cornholito has Cornholio pushed against the ropes.
Cornholito has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cornholio is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bivis Cornholito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cornholio is looking to clinch but Cornholito is avoiding it.
Cornholito wants to counter with a clinch but Cornholio pushes him away.

Cornholio gets tackled into the ropes by Cornholito. Cornholito maintains the clinch.
Cornholio leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cornholio.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bivis Cornholio.

Cornholio forces Cornholito back against the ropes and clinches.
Cornholio slowing the pace effectively.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cornholito as Cornholio tries to tie him up.
Cornholito controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cornholio being controlled against the ropes.
Cornholio stalls.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bivis Cornholio.
Well Cornholito has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bivis Cornholito!