PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Dutch Schultz (ranked 2718 p4p, 3101 weight class) and Pucy McGraber (ranked 356 p4p, 405 weight class). McGraber has chosen Kid Rock - Born Free as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Schultz
vs
McGraber

194 cm
31
185
9 - 10 - 0

190 cm
21
194
8 - 5 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dutch Schultz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pucy McGraber!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGraber fails in his attempt to clinch.
McGraber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McGraber tries to clinch there but Schultz circles away.
Schultz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
McGraber ducks under a wild hook from Schultz.
McGraber tries to close the distance and clinch but Schultz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Schultz throws a right hand that McGraber ducks under and follows up with a left that McGraber also avoids with ease.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McGraber! But no joy.
Schultz avoids the head kick by McGraber.
McGraber defending well as Schultz loads up on a big left hand.
Schultz cracks McGraber with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Schultz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McGraber thinks about the counter body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schultz throws a series of strikes that have McGraber backpedaling.
McGraber throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Schultz appears to be looking for a big counter.
A slow jab from Schultz misses its intended target.
Schultz moves out of range as McGraber throws a body kick.
Schultz throws a sloppy body shot
and McGraber counters with a series of strikes. Schultz will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schultz scoring well with a low kick there.
Schultz throws a good cross that connects.
Schultz avoids the head kick by McGraber.
McGraber moves out of range of the strikes.
Schultz misses with a hook.
Schultz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McGraber.
Danga de danga de dang - Schultz scores with a four punch combination!
Schultz lands a high kick!
McGraber moves in looking to clinch but Schultz pushes him off.
Schultz is looking to counter with head kicks.
McGraber avoids a kick to the body.
Schultz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McGraber throws a chopping leg kick but Schultz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Schultz half committed to a counter leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schultz, as that shot connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGraber fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Schultz.
McGraber throws a half hearted mid kick.
McGraber misses with a hook.
Dutch Schultz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schultz connects with a nice looking jab.
Schultz scores with a nice body kick.
McGraber is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schultz jabs McGraber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McGraber moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McGraber connects with a solid leg kick.
Schultz scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schultz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Schultz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McGraber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schultz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Schultz misses with a straight right.
McGraber looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dutch Schultz dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McGraber fails in his attempt to clinch.
Schultz scores with a head kick. McGraber tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A decent looking cross lands there for Schultz.
McGraber throws a body shot but no joy.
Schultz throws a low kick but McGraber moves out of range easily.
Schultz keeps the fight on the outside.
McGraber swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Schultz connects with a body shot.
McGraber punishes Schultz's body with a nice straight punch.
McGraber comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schultz misses with a body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from Schultz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGraber blocks a head kick by Schultz.
Schultz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McGraber changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schultz scores with a jab to the head.
Schultz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schultz misses with a head kick.
McGraber throws out a loose jab but Schultz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schultz is looking to counter punch.
Schultz takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McGraber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Schultz lands a high kick!
McGraber misses with a head kick.
Schultz throws a sloppy head kick and McGraber moves out of range easily.
Schultz misses with a straight left.
Schultz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schultz lands a head kick. McGraber smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schultz throws a series of punches but McGraber moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGraber throws a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - McGraber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McGraber tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Schultz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGraber blocks a jab.
McGraber is looking to score with low kicks.
A slapping body kick lands there for Schultz.
McGraber misses with a double jab.
Schultz throws a head kick but McGraber moves out of range.
McGraber throws a head kick that misses.
Dutch Schultz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McGraber misses with a head kick.
Schultz swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dutch Schultz dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Schultz misses with a double jab.
Despite the aggression on McGraber's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Schultz throws a body kick that misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McGraber lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Schultz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Schultz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Schultz fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Schultz slips under a jab.

McGraber closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Schultz crashing to the mat! Schultz uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!

It looks like Dutch Schultz has been cut.
McGraber tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schultz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Schultz was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGraber tries a head kick but it misses.
Schultz swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Schultz.
McGraber is looking to clinch.
Schultz lands a two punch combo.
McGraber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schultz.
McGraber scores with a hook.
Schultz throws a head kick but McGraber moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schultz lands the left hand.
McGraber throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

McGraber lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Schultz goes down! The ref sends McGraber to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Schultz is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!

Schultz is rocked!
Schultz just misses with a punch to the body.
Oh Schultz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schultz throws a head kick that misses
and McGraber counters with a perfect left hook, dropping Schultz to the canvas. He tries to get back up quickly but his equilibrium is all over the place! He's up... he's back down again! There's no need for a count as the referee calls off the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pucy McGraber!
A very excited looking Pucy McGraber made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.