PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mario Osvaldo (ranked 4799 p4p, 2838 weight class) and Tit Titty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Osvaldo
vs
Titty

205 cm
18
265
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
265
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mario Osvaldo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tit Titty!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titty uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Titty connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Mario Osvaldo has been cut.
Osvaldo scores with a spinning back kick!
Titty scores with a decent looking hook.
Osvaldo connects with an inside leg kick.
Osvaldo tries to clinch up.
Titty stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Titty jabs Osvaldo right on the nose. Osvaldo blinks but takes it well.
Titty catches Osvaldo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Titty with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Osvaldo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Osvaldo is looking to clinch.
Osvaldo doesn't manage to clinch there - Titty circles away.

Titty clinches up against the cage.
A short right from Titty.
A body shot lands from Titty.
Titty lands a nice shot to the body.
Titty lands a nice uppercut.
Titty lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Titty.
Osvaldo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Titty lands an uppercut.
Osvaldo is trying to maintain a safe position but Titty gets an underhook and turns Osvaldo into the cage.
Still in the clinch, Titty scores with a nice short uppercut.
Osvaldo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Osvaldo misses with a knee strike.
Titty lands with a light punch inside.

Mario Osvaldo's cut is getting worse.
A hook to the body from Titty.
Osvaldo is breathing heavily.
Titty cracks Osvaldo with a nice body shot.
Titty is working Osvaldo over against the cage.
Titty makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Titty cracks Osvaldo with a nice body shot.
Titty is leaning against Osvaldo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Titty is leaning against Osvaldo and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Titty drops Osvaldo onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Osvaldo is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Osvaldo is rocked!
Good body shot from Titty.
Oh Osvaldo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titty drops Osvaldo with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Osvaldo is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tit Titty!