PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Claudio Escorre (ranked 1193 p4p, 3474 weight class) and Jimrex Jaca (ranked 54 p4p, 137 weight class). Escorre comes into the arena with Chico Science & Nação Zumbi - Da Lama Ao Caos blaring out of the sound system. Jaca has chosen Twinkle-twinkle little star as his entrance music. Jimrex Jaca will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Escorre
vs
Jaca

150 cm
22
300
10 - 4 - 0

185 cm
29
300
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Claudio Escorre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimrex Jaca!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaca throws a hook to the side of Escorre's head but Escorre sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Some wild striking there from Jaca.

Oooooh!!! Escorre has knocked Jaca down with a huge combo! Escorre steps away and waves a wobbly Jaca back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Jimrex Jaca has been cut.
Jaca avoids the body shot from Escorre.
Jaca misses with a lunging right hand
and Escorre counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jaca throws a hook but Escorre blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Escorre throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Escorre throws a series of punches but Jaca avoids them all with ease.
Jaca throws out a counter right but Escorre avoids it with no problem.

Oooooh!!! Escorre has knocked Jaca down with a huge combo! Escorre steps away and waves a wobbly Jaca back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Jaca is rocked!
Escorre plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Jaca swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Jaca face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Claudio Escorre!
A very excited looking Claudio Escorre made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.