PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tree Hugger (ranked 3147 p4p, 334 weight class) and Squatty Squatter (ranked 3117 p4p, 332 weight class). Squatty Squatter is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hugger
vs
Squatter

174 cm
25
156 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

165 cm
25
146 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Intelligent

K.Å.L.Å.S.Å.G ÅrmøüR
Sweet Leaf Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tree Hugger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Squatty Squatter!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Hugger.
Hugger throws a sloppy head kick and Squatter moves out of range easily.
Squatter misses with a takedown attempt - Hugger sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Squatter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hugger stuffs the takedown.
Hugger misses with a low kick.

Squatter manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Hugger on his heels. He'll look to pass Hugger's guard now, I'm sure.

Squatter is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Hugger wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Squatter manages to pass to side control.

Hugger pushes Squatter off, looking to escape but Squatter dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Hugger is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Squatty Squatter!