PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Cobra (ranked 1461 p4p, 2284 weight class) and Bryan Mayhem (ranked 175 p4p, 249 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Cobra
vs
Mayhem

195 cm
31
270
22 - 6 - 0

175 cm
24
243
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Kyle Cobra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bryan Mayhem!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Topper Green and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mayhem darts in and clinches Cobra up against the cage.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but Cobra avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
Mayhem tries a body shot but Cobra blocks it.
Cobra misses with a punch on the inside.
Cobra misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
Mayhem blocking some punches.
Good body shot from Cobra.
Cobra blocking some punches.
Mayhem has a couple of punches blocked by Cobra.
Mayhem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mayhem misses with the head strike.
Mayhem digs a right hand into Cobra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cobra's gas tank.
Cobra scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cobra lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mayhem.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cobra.

Cobra breaks from the clinch.
Mayhem misses with a straight left.
Cobra is looking to counter punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mayhem has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mayhem blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Cobra breaks from the clinch.
Cobra throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Cobra fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mayhem, pushing him back against the cage.
Cobra swings wildly with an uppercut but Mayhem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cobra pressing his opponent against the cage.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cobra doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mayhem prevents a body shot from Cobra.
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cobra lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Cobra.
Cobra lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mayhem backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cobra breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mayhem tries to move into range but Cobra moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cobra scores with a body shot.

Cobra gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mayhem tries to work over Cobra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cobra.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Cobra controls the action.
Cobra tries to throw a body punch but Mayhem avoids it by throwing Cobra back against the cage.
A short right from Cobra.
Cobra lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as Cobra controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mayhem.

Cobra escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Cobra clinches up with Mayhem and pushes him back against the cage.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Cobra controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayhem misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cobra.
Cobra stalling in the clinch.
Cobra is looking to control Mayhem's arms but Mayhem gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cobra has his back to the cage.
Cobra throws a head punch that misses.

Cobra breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Mayhem gets tackled into the cage by Cobra. Cobra maintains the clinch.
Cobra has a couple of punches blocked by Mayhem.
Cobra lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mayhem misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Mayhem fails to land.
Cobra is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mayhem is keeping busy.
Cobra takes a shot to the head.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
Cobra wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cobra's elbow.
Cobra stalling against the cage.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Cobra controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Cobra.
Mayhem blocks a body shot from Cobra.

Cobra manages to break the clinch.
Cobra lands a two punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Cobra fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mayhem, pushing him back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cobra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cobra gets through Mayhem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Cobra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bryan Mayhem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Mayhem has Cobra up against the cage in a clinch.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Cobra escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Cobra gets a clinch.
A short uppercut from Cobra.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kyle Cobra dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Mayhem closes the distance and clinches.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Cobra's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Mayhem moves into the clinch successfully.
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Cobra.
Mayhem misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cobra is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mayhem can do to turn this around?
Cobra misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cobra tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mayhem's elbow.
Good body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a short shot to the head.
Cobra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cobra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mayhem.
Cobra struggles to land a body shot inside as Mayhem controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cobra.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Cobra breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kyle Cobra is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Cobra moves into range and clinches up with Mayhem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem lands a shot to the body.
Mayhem lands a hook that snaps the head of Cobra backwards.
Cobra wants to get back to striking at distance but Mayhem won't allow it.
Mayhem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cobra backwards.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cobra tries to circle away but Mayhem has him pinned against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Cobra's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cobra tries to work over Mayhem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short left from Mayhem.
Mayhem tries to work over Cobra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but Cobra avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.

Cobra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Mayhem closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Mayhem prevents Cobra from breaking the clinch.
Nice body punch from Mayhem - that landed with a thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cobra blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mayhem lands an uppercut.
Cobra blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cobra takes a shot to the head.
Mayhem takes a shot to the head.
Cobra blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cobra misses with some punches.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
Mayhem keeps control of Cobra as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Cobra fails to land.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem throws a punch but it's blocked by Cobra.
Mayhem scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mayhem is working Cobra over against the cage.
Cobra misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cobra misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cobra tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayhem throws a head punch that misses.
Mayhem swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobra uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right handed body shot lands from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a right to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Mayhem.
Mayhem digs a right hand into Cobra's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Cobra's gas tank.
Mayhem has a couple of punches blocked by Cobra.
A left hand lands to the body for Mayhem.
A nice left hand lands by Mayhem.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A body shot lands from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a hook that snaps the head of Cobra backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cobra.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Cobra controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mayhem creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cobra.
Mayhem pushes Cobra back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cobra blocking some punches.
Cobra has a couple of punches blocked by Mayhem.
Mayhem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mayhem swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobra uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem presses Cobra against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mayhem tries a body shot but Cobra blocks it.
Mayhem lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cobra or not.
Cobra blocking some punches.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem has Cobra pressed against the cage, preventing Cobra from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mayhem swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobra uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayhem lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bryan Mayhem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Mayhem fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cobra, pushing him back against the cage.
Mayhem lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cobra blocking some punches.
Cobra is looking to break free of the clinch but Mayhem has double underhooks.
Cobra lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mayhem backwards.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as Cobra controls the action.
A hook to the body from Mayhem.
Mayhem blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cobra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Cobra's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mayhem throws a punch but it's blocked by Cobra.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mayhem blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cobra.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Mayhem.
Mayhem pushes Cobra back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
Mayhem swings wildly with an uppercut but Cobra uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but Cobra avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cobra's elbow.
Mayhem throws a head punch that misses.
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cobra lands with a light punch inside.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bryan Mayhem seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cobra prevents a body shot from Mayhem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem scores with a shoulder strike.
Cobra is trying to break free.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cobra lands with a left to the head.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
Cobra misses with some punches.
Mayhem tries to work over Cobra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mayhem blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Cobra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Mayhem closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Cobra.
A short right from Mayhem.
Cobra blocks an uppercut.

Cobra breaks from the clinch.
Cobra misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mayhem.
Cobra scores with a crisp jab that stopped Mayhem in his tracks.

Cobra drops Mayhem with a beautiful combination! Mayhem stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Cobra is looking for the KO!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mayhem takes the fight into the clinch.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Mayhem.
Cobra lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cobra lands a nice uppercut.

Mayhem is rocked!
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
Cobra blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayhem blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.
Cobra stalling.
Mayhem softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cobra lands with a short shot to the head.
Mayhem lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cobra blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem misses with some punches.

Cobra manages to break the clinch.
Mayhem swings for the body but Cobra moves out of range.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Mayhem got wobbled bad by a big combination! Cobra presses forward with punches and knees until Mayhem stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Mayhem closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kyle Cobra!
Our winner, Kyle Cobra, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.