PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Hill (ranked 6287 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gangly Landman (ranked 22367 p4p, 0 weight class). Hill's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, King Of The Hill Theme. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hill
vs
Landman

187 cm
21
224 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

192 cm
22
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hank Hill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gangly Landman!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick from Landman lands but Hill takes it in his stride.
Gangly Landman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hill throws a jab when Landman was well out of range.
Hill throws a hook but Landman avoids it easily.
Hill looks to throw the jab but Landman is out of range.
Hill misses with a looping right.
Hill keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hill misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hill misses with a straight right.
Landman slips a jab from Hill.
Landman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Landman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hill has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Landman.
Landman ducks under a wild hook from Hill.
Hill misses the jab.
Hill throws a jab but it's blocked by Landman.
Landman connects with a leg kick. Hill looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hill missing with a left hand there. Landman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hill swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Hill tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Landman was well out of range. Poor timing from Hill.
Landman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landman misses with a head kick.
Hill throws a body shot but no joy.
Hill is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Landman moves out of range as Hill strikes.
Hill throws the left hand but Landman avoids the punch easily.
Landman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Landman lands a leg kick that knocks Hill off balance momentarily.
Hill waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Landman.
Landman throws out a leg kick but Hill moves out of range and Landman only half commits.
We've been hearing reports that Hill has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Landman misses with a kick to the body.
Hill scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Landman throws a solid leg kick but Hill takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Landman.
Hill throwing a counter right hand but Landman manages to avoid it.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick
and Hill counters with a lovely straight right hand!
No joy there for Hill, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Landman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hill.
Hill will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice body kick there by Landman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landman throws a head kick that misses
enabling Hill to counter with a crisp jab.
Landman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Landman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hill's sensitive parts.
Landman moves away from the strike by Hill.
Hill throws a jab but it's blocked by Landman.
Landman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hill lands a nice looking body shot.
Hill throws a shot from downtown. Landman moves away and avoids it.
Landman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Landman throws a nice head kick!
Hill checks a leg kick.
Hill was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hill thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hill connects with a jab.
Hill has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Landman.
Good leg kick by Landman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hill is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Landman looks to land a body kick but Hill moved away.
A big left from Hill misses.
A big left from Hill misses.
Hill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landman ducks under a wild hook from Hill.
Hill looks to throw the jab but Landman is out of range.
Hill backing away here, and Landman unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Landman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hill.
Landman appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hill misses with a straight left.
Landman blocks a jab.
Nice defenses there by Landman.
Landman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hill throws a hook but Landman avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Hill.
Landman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hill scores with a nice head shot.
Hill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Landman connects with an inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Landman, right into the meat.
Hill digs a good body shot into Landman's ribs.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Landman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Landman throws a leg kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hill misses the jab.
Landman moves out of range as Hill strikes.
Hill takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hill swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big right from Hill misses.
The crowd cheers as Hill lands an impressive looking overhand right. Landman doesn't seem phased though.
Landman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hill throws out the jab.
Landman flicks out a counter leg kick but Hill steps away.
Landman blocks a jab.
Hill lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A solid leg kick lands there for Landman.
A head kick misses from Landman.
Landman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hill.
Landman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Landman lands a leg kick that knocks Hill off balance momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hill tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Landman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Landman scoring well with a low kick there.
Hill scores with the left hand. Landman knows he should have avoided that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hank Hill will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Landman cracks the inside of Hill's front leg.
Hill stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Landman.
Landman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hill waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Landman.
Landman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A telegraphed right hand from Hill misses the target.
Hill looks to land a right hand but Landman moved out of range.
Landman tries a quick counter leg kick but Hill is wise to it.
Good leg kick by Landman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hill lands a nice hook to Landman's body. Landman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Landman cracks the inside of Hill's front leg.
Hank Hill is winning the standup battle so far.
Landman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hill.
A chopping leg kick lands by Landman.
Landman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hill. That did some damage!
Landman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hill throws out the jab.
Landman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A little feinted left hand from Hill on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hill lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Landman tries a head kick but it misses.
Landman slips under a jab from Hill.
Landman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hill.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hill throws out the jab.
Landman flicks out a counter leg kick but Hill steps away.
Landman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A telegraphed right hand from Hill misses the target.
Hill takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Landman scoring well with a low kick there.
Hill connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Landman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hill.
Both fighters circling a little - Landman finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hill misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Landman.
Hill digs a good body shot into Landman's ribs.
Hill waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Landman.
A slapping leg kick lands for Landman.
Hill throws a hook but Landman blocks it.
Hill throws a lazy right hand but Landman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Landman lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Hank Hill has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hill misses with a body shot.
Landman walks into a stiff left hand from Hill.
Hill blocks a head kick by Landman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Landman connects with a leg kick. Hill looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Landman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Landman.
Hill with a hook.
A big left from Hill misses.
Landman tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Hill misses the target.
Hill throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Landman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hill throws the left hand but Landman avoids the punch easily.
Hill connects with a jab.
Good work by Hill as he checks the leg kick.
A slow jab from Hill misses its intended target.
Hill has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Landman.
Landman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hill throws a looping overhand right but Landman ducks down to avoid it.
Hill misses with a straight right.
Landman thumps Hill with a low kick.
Hill throws a looping overhand right but Landman ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hill's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Landman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hill throwing a counter right hand but Landman manages to avoid it.
Hill stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Landman.
Landman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hill's calf.
Landman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hill checks the leg kick nicely there.
Landman slips a jab from Hill.
Hill loads up on a big right hand but Landman slips the punch.
Hill throws a looping overhand right but Landman ducks down to avoid it.
Hill lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hill looks to land a left hand but Landman moved out of range nicely.
Hill swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Landman throws a front kick that sends Hill stumbling back into the cage.
Good leg kick by Landman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Landman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hill.
Hill misses the jab.
Good exchange - Hill coming out on top.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping body kick lands there for Landman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hill throws a hook but Landman avoids it easily.
Landman throws a leg kick which misses Hill's front leg but catches the back leg as Hill tries to avoid it.
Landman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hill moves out of range of the body kick from Landman.
Hill swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Landman misses with a body kick.
Landman misses with a body kick.
Hill throws a hook but Landman blocks it.
Landman ducks right into an uppercut from Hill.
Landman moves out of range as Hill strikes.
Landman is looking to land body kicks.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Landman throws a sloppy head kick and Hill moves out of range easily.
Hill is looking to counter punch.
Hill takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hill waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Landman.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Landman.
Landman ducks under a wild hook from Hill.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hill, as that shot connected.
Good standup being displayed there by Hill as he connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gangly Landman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Hank Hill's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Landman feints and then cracks Hill's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hill down.
Landman tries a head kick but it misses.
Landman misses with a body kick.
Hill tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hill misses with a straight left.
Nice uppercut there from Hill.
Landman has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hill throws a lazy right hand but Landman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Landman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hill moves out of range of the leg kick from Landman.
Hill is looking to counter punch.
Hill misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Landman.
Landman tries to score with a low kick but Hill moves his leg out of the way.
Hill was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Landman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Landman.
Landman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hill throws a hook but Landman blocks it.
Landman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A good leg kick by Landman.
Landman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landman lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hill will feel that in the morning.
Landman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hill checks it well.
A slow jab from Hill misses its intended target.
Landman moves out of range as Hill strikes.
A nice leg kick lands there from Landman.
Landman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Hill misses.
Landman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Landman ducks under a wild hook from Hill.
Landman was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Hill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hill missing with a left hand there. Landman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hill loads up on a big right hand but Landman slips the punch.
Landman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hill throws a jab but it's blocked by Landman.
Landman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Landman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hill loads up on a big right hand but Landman slips the punch.
Landman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Landman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Landman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hill takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hill throws a jab when Landman was well out of range.
Hill throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hill walks forward, straight into a front kick from Landman.
Landman scores with a leg kick.
Hill throws a shot from downtown. Landman moves away and avoids it.
Landman is looking to land body kicks.
A big left from Hill misses.
Hill throws a big shot that misses.
Landman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Landman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Landman slips under a jab.
Landman scores with a leg kick.
Landman blocks a jab.
Landman lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Landman scores with a leg kick.
Hill takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Landman defending well as Hill loads up on a big left hand.
Landman takes one to the chin there.
Hill misses with a looping left.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Landman.
Landman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hill.
Landman looks to land a body kick but Hill moved away.
A head kick misses from Landman.
Landman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Landman tries a head kick but it misses.
A big right from Hill misses.
Landman tries a head kick but it misses.
Hill throws a big shot that misses.
Hill throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Landman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Landman slips under a jab from Hill.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Landman scores with a kick to the body.
Landman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Landman slips a straight right by Hill.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Landman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hill.
Landman staying out of range there.
Hill throws a big shot that misses.
Hill with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Landman connects with a leg kick. Hill looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hill misses with a hook.
Landman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Landman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Landman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Landman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Landman blocks a jab.
Hill thows a left - swing and a miss!
A good leg kick by Landman.
Landman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gangly Landman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Landman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Gangly Landman!
Gangly Landman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.