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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joao Cajo Branca (ranked 865 p4p, 106 weight class) and Mush Mouth (ranked 478 p4p, 65 weight class). Branca's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, original score medley. Joao Cajo Branca is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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260 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
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270 lbs
29 - 21 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joao Cajo Branca!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 21 - 1, fighting out of London, Mush Mouth!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Francis DeMontford and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Branca checks a leg kick.
Branca is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mouth changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Mouth has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Branca is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Branca throws a good cross that connects.
Mouth lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Mouth fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mouth goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Joao Cajo Branca has been cut.
Branca misses with a body kick.
Mouth appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Mouth misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Branca lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Branca lands the left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Branca dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mouth. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mouth shoots in and bounces Branca off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Branca wants to sweep but no luck.
Branca pulls Mouth in to control the position.
Mouth sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Mouth throws a big right hand that misses.
Branca looking to control.
Branca utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Branca has Mouth pulled in close to control his posture.
Mouth scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mouth with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Branca keeping moving, preventing Mouth from controlling successfully.
Mouth makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Branca preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Branca on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Branca tries to get out of the position.
Branca utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mouth has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Branca has Mouth pulled in close to control his posture.
Branca looking for a sweep. Not yet Branca, not yet.
Mouth landing with the ground and pound.
Branca trying to control the position here.
Mouth is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mouth is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Joao Cajo Branca's cut is getting worse.
Branca looking for a sweep. Not yet Branca, not yet.
Mouth working some strikes from top position.
Joao Cajo Branca's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mouth wants to control from the top but Branca keeps moving.
Mouth working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Branca's head.
Jeez, Joao Cajo Branca's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joao Cajo Branca's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mush Mouth!
Mush Mouth took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Garra Nutri for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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