PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gsp Wannabe (ranked 4178 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homo Phobicboy (ranked 4166 p4p, 0 weight class). Homo Phobicboy will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Wannabe
vs
Phobicboy

150 cm
24
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
24
200 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gsp Wannabe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Homo Phobicboy!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Phobicboy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wannabe feinted with a counter takedown.
Phobicboy misses with a hook

and Wannabe counters with a nice double leg into side control. Phobicboy won't be happy with that.
Wannabe really is a fat lump.
Phobicboy stops Wannabe from passing to mount.
Phobicboy wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

Wannabe looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Wannabe wants to control but Phobicboy is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Phobicboy wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wannabe wants to lay and pray for a moment but Phobicboy keeps working.
Phobicboy wants to get back to his feet but Wannabe drags him back down.

Wannabe is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Phobicboy knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Wannabe thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Phobicboy is pushing Wannabe's head away, looking to escape. Wannabe manages to hold on to the position though.
Wannabe wants to control but Phobicboy is keeping him busy.
Phobicboy wants to get back to his feet but Wannabe drags him back down.

Wannabe thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Wannabe is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Phobicboy looks calm but he's in trouble here. Wannabe gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Phobicboy is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Wannabe lets go of the hold and Phobicboy can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gsp Wannabe!