PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 2987 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rohith Sharma (ranked 3858 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Winds of Change. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

AssKicken
vs
Sharma

190 cm
36
215 lbs
17 - 13 - 1

192 cm
27
212 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rohith Sharma!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sharma misses with a body kick.
Sharma waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Sharma with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling AssKicken to score with a decent uppercut.
Sharma has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
AssKicken lands an overhand right.
Jab, jab by Sharma - just one landing.
A lazy left from Sharma finds it's target.
Sharma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from AssKicken.
Sharma fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sharma walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Sharma sizes up AssKicken with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sharma's head.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
AssKicken wants to land a leg kick but Sharma is out of range.
A nice side step and Sharma releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Sharma is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Sharma is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sharma slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a hook but Sharma avoids it easily.
Sharma lands a nice shot that snaps AssKicken's head back.
AssKicken throws a leg kick
and Sharma counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from AssKicken finds it's way through Sharma's defenses.
AssKicken misses the jab.
Sharma misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sharma.
AssKicken circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Sharma to the canvas! Sharma doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - AssKicken keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thoreaux AssKicken!
A victorious Thoreaux AssKicken thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.