PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drew Pinksy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lunchbox Cheeseyfries (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Lunchbox Cheeseyfries was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pinksy
vs
Cheeseyfries

213 cm
20
285 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

195 cm
19
280 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Drew Pinksy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lunchbox Cheeseyfries!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Mauricio Rocha and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinksy drops Cheeseyfries with a right and a left! Pinksy comes rushing in but Cheeseyfries regains his composure and manages to keep Pinksy in guard.

It looks like Lunchbox Cheeseyfries has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pinksy content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheeseyfries has a closed guard, preventing Pinksy from standing up.
Cheeseyfries is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Pinksy is controlling him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinksy trying to control but Cheeseyfries is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cheeseyfries is looking to stand up but Pinksy isn't so interested in that idea.
Pinksy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cheeseyfries swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinksy is looking to stand up but Cheeseyfries won't let him.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Pinksy throws a right and a left that Cheeseyfries avoids nicely.
Cheeseyfries doesn't manage to clinch there - Pinksy circles away.
Pinksy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cheeseyfries moves in looking to clinch but Pinksy pushes him off.
Cheeseyfries tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cheeseyfries is looking to clinch.
Pinksy scores with a spinning back kick!
Pinksy misses with a head kick.
Pinksy misses with a kick to the body.
Cheeseyfries has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cheeseyfries tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cheeseyfries looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Both fighters circling a little - Cheeseyfries finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pinksy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheeseyfries wants to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cheeseyfries tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pinksy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cheeseyfries looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drew Pinksy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lunchbox Cheeseyfries's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Pinksy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That has opened up Lunchbox Cheeseyfries's cut even more.
Cheeseyfries falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pinksy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheeseyfries tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Pinksy counters with a body kick.
Crack! A monster head kick from Pinksy and Cheeseyfries falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Pinksy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Drew Pinksy!