FARTMMA 2 PBP Commentary

Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thiago Silva (ranked 4425 p4p, 181 weight class) and Bogdasha Rasputin (ranked 2661 p4p, 82 weight class). Silva comes to the cage accompanied by Better Now-Post Malone. Thiago Silva has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Silva
vs
Rasputin

200 cm
20
295 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

177 cm
25
211 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Sin City Allstars

Woodshins' Ship
Riner Clothing and Laundry (85%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thiago Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bogdasha Rasputin!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Dmitry Maklakov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Silva has Rasputin up against the cage in a clinch.

Rasputin manages to pull guard.
Rasputin working a defensive guard here.
Silva wants to stand and escape but instead Rasputin has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Rasputin trying to control but Silva is working from the bottom.

Silva is looking for a triangle but Rasputin pushes his legs off easily.
Rasputin stays in close to Silva's body and controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rasputin pushing down on Silva's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Rasputin is looking for a kimura here.
Silva is trying to control but can't.

Rasputin wants to work for an arm triangle but Silva is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Rasputin is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Silva sees it coming and defends easily.
Silva wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva manages to get to full guard.
Rasputin trying to control but Silva is working from the bottom.
Rasputin stands and throws Silva's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Silva is looking to reverse the position.
Silva struggling a bit here.
You can see the frustration on Silva's face as Rasputin controls the position.

Rasputin has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Silva is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Rasputin yanks on the arm and Silva is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Rasputin.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bogdasha Rasputin!
Bogdasha Rasputin tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Thiago Silva was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back, i'm young and only going to get better...'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
29%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between THumongous Heritageaka (ranked 947 p4p, 40 weight class) and Shaquille ONeal (ranked 2833 p4p, 120 weight class). Shaquille ONeal will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Heritageaka
vs
ONeal

184 cm
27
291 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

215 cm
20
315 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Woodshins' Ship

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, THumongous Heritageaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shaquille ONeal!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Aleksandr Martynov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ONeal jabs Heritageaka to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Heritageaka takes the fight into the clinch.
Heritageaka jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as ONeal walks away with a smile on his face. Heritageaka gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
ONeal throws a right and a left that both miss.

Heritageaka has closed the distance and engaged ONeal in a clinch.
Heritageaka is trying to pull guard but ONeal has him pressed against the cage.

ONeal's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Heritageaka needs to keep his hands up - ONeal had a free shot at his head there.

Heritageaka moves into the clinch.

Heritageaka manages to pull guard.
Heritageaka has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
ONeal is looking to work some ground and pound but Heritageaka has wrist control.
ONeal working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Heritageaka has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but ONeal can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Heritageaka has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but ONeal can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
ONeal working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ONeal throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Heritageaka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Heritageaka working for a triangle but ONeal defends it easily.

Heritageaka working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. ONeal doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Heritageaka is tightening it up a little... ONeal has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! ONeal reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! ONeal taps out! Nice BJJ there by Heritageaka!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). THumongous Heritageaka!
THumongous Heritageaka decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.