DSC STRIKE 13 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dan Gable (ranked 6225 p4p, 512 weight class) and Jonathan Denker (ranked 24454 p4p, 651 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gable might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Born in the U.S.A.. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gable
vs
Denker

175 cm
19
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
170 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dan Gable!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jonathan Denker!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Dmitry Maklakov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gable moves into range and connects with a jab.
Gable scores with a jab.
Gable scores with a nice strike.
Gable misses with a wild body shot.
Gable with a nice cross.
Gable chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Denker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gable connects with a body shot.
Gable scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
No joy there for Denker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Gable.
Denker misses with an uppercut.
Denker takes a jab right on the kisser.

Denker is rocked!
Gable works the jab nicely.
Denker is still on wobbly legs! Can Gable finish him?
Denker gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Gable gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Denker is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Gable!
A very excited looking Dan Gable made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
93%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pasha Mista (ranked 8219 p4p, 578 weight class) and Allistar Thorn (ranked 5736 p4p, 495 weight class). Mista comes to the cage accompanied by Gopnik Dance. Pasha Mista has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mista
vs
Thorn

186 cm
19
161 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

185 cm
19
164 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pasha Mista!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Allistar Thorn!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thorn rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mista moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mista takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Mista drives through with a takedown into guard.

Thorn has his feet on Mista's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Allistar Thorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mista lands a head kick. Thorn smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Mista looks to land a right hand but Thorn moved out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thorn blocks a head kick by Mista.
Thorn lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mista fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice body punch from Thorn.
Mista throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Thorn gets a clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Thorn.
Thorn scores with a hook to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Thorn.
Thorn lands a body punch.
Thorn is trying to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mista is trying to pull guard but Thorn has him pressed against the cage.
Mista tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mista.
A hook to the body from Thorn.
Mista missing with knees to the body.
Thorn throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mistas head.
Mista leaning against his opponent.
Mista tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Thorn struggles to land a body shot inside as Mista controls his hands.
Mista throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Thorn.
Nice body punch from Thorn - that landed with a thud.
Thorn stalls.
Mista looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Thorn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thorn can't find room to land a body shot as Mista controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mista misses with a punch on the inside.
Mista tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Thorn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thorn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thorn tries to bum rush Mista with a series of wild strikes but Mista uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jab, jab by Thorn - just one landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thorn looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mista really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Thorn darts in and clinches Mista up against the cage.

Thorn breaks from the clinch.
Thorn moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Mista moves into range and clinches up with Thorn.
Mista throws an elbow that misses.
Thorn lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mista.
Thorn throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mistas head.
Thorn slowing the pace effectively.
Mista is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pasha Mista. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thorn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mista misses with a knee to the head.
Thorn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mista backwards.
Come on Thorn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A short uppercut from Thorn.
Thorn can't find room to land a body shot as Mista controls the action.
Thorn trying to stall but Mista improves his position.
Thorn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Thorn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Thorn effectively controlling the action here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Allistar Thorn.
Thorn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mista.
Mista connects with a high kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thorn throws a low kick but Mista avoids it.
Mista avoids the body shot from Thorn.

Thorn has Mista up against the cage in a clinch.
Thorn has Mista pressed against the cage.
Mista throws a punch but it's blocked by Thorn.
A left hand lands to the body for Thorn.
Thorn trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thorn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Thorn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mista.
We've been informed that Thorn has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Mista misses with a knee strike.
Thorn works on Mista's body with a couple of short punches.
Thorn lands an uppercut.
Mista tries to score a body lock takedown but Thorn shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Allistar Thorn dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Thorn lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Thorn gets caught flat footed, as Mista shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Mista slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Thorn is not content to let Mista control the position.
Thorn is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Mista asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Mista cracks Thorn with a big elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thorn is looking to get back to his feet here but Mista is keeping cool and he's managed to take Thorn's back.
Thorn is trying to remain composed but Mista is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mista is landing with strikes from the back.

Thorn is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Mista off. It looks like it's working - Mista slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Thorn displaying calm under pressure there.
Thorn tries to bum rush Mista with a series of wild strikes but Mista uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Thorn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mista takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thorn swings for the body but Mista moves out of range.

Mista gets a clinch.
Thorn misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Thorn.
Mista lands a nice knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thorn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Thorn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorn tries to clinch up but Mista circles away and keeps his distance.
No joy there for Thorn, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Allistar Thorn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Mista drives through with a takedown into Thorn's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Mista works over Thorn with some ground and pound from guard.
Mista wants to control from the top but Thorn keeps moving.
Mista stopping the sweep attempt from Thorn.
Mista makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Mista wants to control from the top but Thorn keeps moving.
Mista chips away with some ground and pound.
Mista controls from within his opponent's guard.
Mista scoring with some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thorn keeping moving, preventing Mista from controlling successfully.

Thorn has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Mista off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Thorn throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A combination from Thorn does no damage.
Allistar Thorn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Thorn lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thorn tries to clinch but Mista is having none of it.
A lazy left from Mista finds it's target.
Mista connects with a leg kick. Thorn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mista shoots in looking for a takedown. Thorn tries to sprawl out of it but Mista keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Thorn manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mista!
Mista takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thorn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mista moves out of range of the body kick from Thorn.

Thorn clinches up with Mista and pushes him back against the cage.
Thorn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thorn's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Mista landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Thorn lands a body punch in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mista.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Allistar Thorn will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mista lands a high kick!
Thorn throws out a powerful jab.
Mista is looking to clinch but Thorn is avoiding it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Thorn.
Mista lands with a thumping leg kick.
Thorn blocks the body kick.
Mista stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Thorn.
Mista throws a head kick that half lands.
Thorn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crunch! Mista slams his shin into Thorn's torso.
Mista fails with a takedown attempt.
Mista tries a head kick but it misses.

Thorn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mista, pushing him back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thorn misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorn tries to throw a body punch but Mista avoids it by throwing Thorn back against the cage.
Thorn lands a body shot.
Mista slowing the pace effectively.
Mista struggles to land a body shot inside as Thorn controls his hands.
Mista looking to throw knees to the head but Thorn is blocking nicely.
Thorn lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mista or not.
Mista tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mista is trying to drag Thorn to the mat but Thorn just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Thorn has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thorn scores with a hook to the body.
Thorn lands with a short shot to the head.
Mista is trying to drag Thorn to the mat but Thorn just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pasha Mista. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thorn is trying to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorn struggles to land a body shot inside as Mista controls his hands.
Mista tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mista with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Come on Thorn - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Mista tries to land knees in the clinch but Thorn avoids the damage to the body.
Thorn lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice body punch from Thorn.
A short right from Thorn.
Thorn lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mista is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Thorn pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Thorn lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mista.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mista tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Thorn just stands there and leans against the cage.
Thorn is working Mista over against the cage.
Mista trying to stall but Thorn improves his position.
Mista lands a good knee to the midsection. Thorn won't want to take too many of those.
Allistar Thorn seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thorn digs a right hand underneath Mista's ribcage. Mista let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thorn lands a nice shot to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Thorn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Pasha Mista has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Thorn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thorn looks to land a body kick but Mista moved away.
Thorn throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Mista moves out of range of the body kick.
Thorn looks to land a body kick but Mista moved away.
Thorn is looking to clinch but Mista is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thorn lands a jab-cross combination.
Mista fails with the takedown.
Thorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mista on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Thorn. Thorn obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab by Mista.
Thorn lands a high kick!
A jab from Thorn does it's job there.

Thorn rushes Mista and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mista lands with a right to the head.
Mista is trying to pull guard but Thorn has him pressed against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Mista scores with a hook to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Allistar Thorn is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Thorn digs a right hand underneath Mista's ribcage. Mista let out a lung full of air as it connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
Allistar Thorn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Thorn winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Allistar Thorn!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
63%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Will Brawler V (ranked 7282 p4p, 593 weight class) and Jammy Ouchieface (ranked 5246 p4p, 498 weight class). Ouchieface comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Roses Really Smell Like Poopoo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jammy Ouchieface acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Brawler V
vs
Ouchieface

198 cm
19
188 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Level Up!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Will Brawler V!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jammy Ouchieface!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brawler V throws a combination that misses

and Ouchieface counters by clinching up.
Ouchieface drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Brawler V's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Brawler V connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brawler V fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ouchieface.
Ouchieface tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Brawler V lands with a thumping leg kick.

Ouchieface has closed the distance and engaged Brawler V in a clinch.
Ouchieface prevents a body shot from Brawler V.
Our sources have told us that Brawler V has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Brawler V really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ouchieface jumps guard and drags Brawler V to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Ouchieface isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Brawler V stacks Ouchieface on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Brawler V!
Ouchieface gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Brawler V wants to stand but Ouchieface has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

Ouchieface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ouchieface moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ouchieface had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Brawler V defends it easily.

Brawler V avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Ouchieface is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brawler V is aware though and is defending well.
Brawler V would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Ouchieface looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Brawler V has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ouchieface is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brawler V has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Ouchieface is proving hard to escape from.

Ouchieface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Brawler V doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Brawler V manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Brawler V stands up from Ouchieface's guard - Brawler V perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brawler V throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.
Brawler V feints and then cracks Ouchieface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ouchieface down.
Ouchieface has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Brawler V buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brawler V looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Ouchieface looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Brawler V!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brawler V is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Ouchieface is controlling him well.
Ouchieface working the ground and pound but Brawler V is defending the strikes.
Brawler V is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Ouchieface has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Brawler V knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ouchieface on the ground.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jammy Ouchieface will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ouchieface dives in and grabs Brawler V's left leg, looking for a takedown. Brawler V pushes down on Ouchieface's head and hops out.
Ouchieface takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ouchieface tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brawler V swivels and escapes.
Brawler V keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Will Brawler V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jammy Ouchieface.
Brawler V tries to bum rush Ouchieface with a series of wild strikes but Ouchieface uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Will Brawler V is winning the standup battle so far.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.
Brawler V misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brawler V rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ouchieface moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ouchieface looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Brawler V keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brawler V connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Ouchieface.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Ouchieface is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Brawler V has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ouchieface thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Ouchieface looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Ouchieface thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ouchieface trying to control the position but Brawler V is working away.

Ouchieface is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brawler V is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Ouchieface trying to control the action but Brawler V is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouchieface throwing strikes but Brawler V manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Ouchieface wants to control but Brawler V postures up.
Ouchieface is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Brawler V seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Ouchieface wants to control but Brawler V is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Brawler V escapes and gets back to his feet.
Ouchieface's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brawler V tries to bum rush Ouchieface with a series of wild strikes but Ouchieface uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ouchieface wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouchieface fails with a takedown attempt.
As Ouchieface looks to move away, Brawler V throws a big counter combo but Ouchieface just gets out of the way.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.

Ouchieface looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Ouchieface trying to control the position from guard on top but Brawler V is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ouchieface might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Brawler V haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Brawler V is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ouchieface is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Will Brawler V dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Brawler V lands a head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Brawler V.
Brawler V goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Brawler V feints and then cracks Ouchieface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ouchieface down.
Brawler V with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Brawler V turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface shoots in looking for a takedown but Brawler V manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ouchieface's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Brawler V throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ouchieface.
Will Brawler V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Ouchieface clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Brawler V fails to land.
Ouchieface jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Brawler V walks away with a smile on his face. Ouchieface gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Brawler V is looking to slow Ouchieface down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler V throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ouchieface shoots in but no luck this time.
Will Brawler V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jammy Ouchieface.
Brawler V turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brawler V circles away.
Brawler V throws a leg kick which misses Ouchieface's front leg but catches the back leg as Ouchieface tries to avoid it.
Ouchieface on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ouchieface tries to clinch up.
Brawler V steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ouchieface.
Ouchieface looks for a takedown but Brawler V sprawls well.
Ouchieface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Brawler V scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Brawler V.
Brawler V lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ouchieface's sensitive parts.
Ouchieface shoots in for a double leg but Brawler V sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ouchieface changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brawler V tries to avoid it but Ouchieface manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brawler V to the ground. Brawler V escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Ouchieface is defended easily by Brawler V.
Ouchieface closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brawler V circles away.
Brawler V scores with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown but Brawler V shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Brawler V is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ouchieface can do to turn this around?
Brawler V ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brawler V moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Brawler V moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brawler V.
Ouchieface tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Will Brawler V is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown but Brawler V shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Ouchieface shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Brawler V is trying to defend but Ouchieface finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Ouchieface is looking for a kimura but Brawler V is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ouchieface to get the leverage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brawler V kicks Ouchieface off and gets back to his feet.
Brawler V fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ouchieface has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ouchieface wants to clinch up but Brawler V keeps it at a distance.

Ouchieface scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
Brawler V is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Sloppy strikes there by Ouchieface.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brawler V is pushing Ouchieface's head away, looking to escape. Ouchieface manages to hold on to the position though.

Ouchieface tries for a kimura but Brawler V is defending well.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
Brawler V is trying to buck Ouchieface off.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Ouchieface is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brawler V is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Will Brawler V showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Brawler V has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Will Brawler V!
In defeat, Jammy Ouchieface stepped up to the mic, saying 'I vow to continue not showering until I win again. Also, I pooped a little while we were grappling. My opponent might want to take a shower. '.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
47%

Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edwin Marquez (ranked 5079 p4p, 486 weight class) and Hans Hizer (ranked 5675 p4p, 519 weight class). Hizer has chosen Papa as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Marquez
vs
Hizer

195 cm
19
187 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

181 cm
20
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

Combat Wombat (90% Laundry)
Helsinki Xtreme Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Edwin Marquez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hans Hizer!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Sergei Dronov and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hizer tries to land a body kick
and Marquez cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hizer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marquez.
Marquez is looking to counter punch.
Marquez tests Hizer's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Hans Hizer has been cut.
Hizer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Marquez.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Marquez lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hizer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hizer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Hizer misses.
A little feinted left hand from Marquez on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hizer misses with a hook. Marquez ducked under it nicely.
Hizer gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hizer dives in and scores a takedown into Marquez's guard.
Hizer is looking to work some ground and pound but Marquez has wrist control.
Marquez will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hizer stopping the sweep attempt from Marquez.
Hizer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hizer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hizer throws an elbow that misses. Marquez uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hizer's guard. Nice move by Marquez!

Marquez decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hizer, up you get!
Marquez lands with an uppercut that bounces Hizer off the cage and back into range.
Marquez avoids the body shot from Hizer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marquez throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Marquez.
Hizer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Marquez makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Marquez throws a sloppy head kick and Hizer moves out of range easily.
Hizer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hizer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Marquez.
Marquez's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hizer under the eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hizer tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Marquez defends well and Hizer ends up having to push Marquez into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Marquez cracks Hizer with an open hand slap.
Hizer lands a jab to the head.
Hizer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Marquez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Marquez is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Marquez lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Marquez throws a series of punches but Hizer avoids them all with ease.
Hizer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Marquez lands a jab to Hizer's midsection.
Marquez throws a right hand that Hizer ducks under and follows up with a left that Hizer also avoids with ease.
Hizer feints the counter takedown.
A good leg kick by Marquez.
It looks like Marquez has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Marquez lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hizer circles away quickly and effectively.
Hizer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Marquez tries a low kick but Hizer avoids it.
Hizer with the counter takedown but Marquez avoids it easily.
Hizer just misses with a punch to the body.
Marquez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edwin Marquez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hans Hizer's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Hizer misses with a body kick.
Hizer misses with a hook
and Marquez counters with a head kick. That will keep Hizer thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Marquez scores with a punch to the head.

Hizer is rocked!
Hizer lands a jab to the nose.
Hizer fails with the takedown
and Marquez comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Hizer stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Marquez is on him like rabid pit bull! Hizer slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edwin Marquez!
Edwin Marquez is the new middleweight champion!
Post fight, an emotional Edwin Marquez said 'I hate your face. But, like, really. I really hate your face.'.
In defeat, Hans Hizer stepped up to the mic, saying 'Damn this sucks man. But props to Edwin Marquez for winning the title tonight, he is a young gun and will make a great champion.'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
37%

Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Quinteros (ranked 1768 p4p, 213 weight class) and May Floydweather (ranked 3654 p4p, 364 weight class). May Floydweather has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Quinteros
vs
Floydweather

185 cm
26
179 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

180 cm
17
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Dr. Dogood (160 quality for $135)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nelson Quinteros!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, May Floydweather!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quinteros on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Floydweather feints a jab promting Quinteros to slip. Floydweather then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Quinteros slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Quinteros displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Floydweather throws out the jab.
Quinteros ducks under a wild hook from Floydweather.
Quinteros throws a right and a left that Floydweather avoids nicely.

Floydweather instigates a clinch.
Floydweather throws a punch but it's blocked by Quinteros.
Quinteros misses with a knee strike.
Floydweather blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Floydweather lands with a light punch inside.
Quinteros scores with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quinteros working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Quinteros tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Floydweather avoids it.
Quinteros is working Floydweather over against the cage.
Quinteros unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Floydweather misses with some punches.
Our sources have told us that Quinteros has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Quinteros misses with a knee strike.
Quinteros lands with a right to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Floydweather misses with a short punch on the inside.
Floydweather working aggressively here.
Floydweather throws a punch but it's blocked by Quinteros.
Quinteros working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Quinteros misses with a hook to the ribs.
Floydweather controlling the action here for a moment.
Quinteros scores with a nice hook to the head.
Quinteros working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Quinteros stalling the fight.
Floydweather tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Quinteros blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Quinteros.
Quinteros softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Quinteros blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Quinteros working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Quinteros works on Floydweather's body with a couple of short punches.
Quinteros works on Floydweather's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Quinteros lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quinteros lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Floydweather backwards.
Quinteros scores with a shot to the side of Floydweather's head.

Floydweather is rocked!
Floydweather working aggressively here.
Floydweather is still on wobbly legs! Can Quinteros finish him?
A short body shot lands from Quinteros as the two fighters clinch.
Floydweather looks winded!
Floydweather takes a knee right on the jaw!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Quinteros creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quinteros lands a body punch.
Quinteros unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Floydweather! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Quinteros is unloading with more strikes now! Floydweather drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Quinteros!
Nelson Quinteros retains his welterweight title!
A very excited looking Nelson Quinteros made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.