Extreme-3-Impact PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lemmy Frankenfurter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and GI Bro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Frankenfurter
vs
Bro

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

217 cm
25
288 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lemmy Frankenfurter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, GI Bro!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frankenfurter drops his hands momentarily and Bro takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bro has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bro displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Frankenfurter.
Bro takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Frankenfurter goes for a double leg but Bro avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bro continues to drive forward.
Bro tries to counter with a clinch but Frankenfurter shakes him off and moves away.
Frankenfurter shoots in but no luck this time.
Bro is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lemmy Frankenfurter. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bro dives in for a single leg takedown but Frankenfurter sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Frankenfurter leaves Bro with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Bro rushes Frankenfurter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bro prevents a takedown attempt there.

Frankenfurter manages to break the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Frankenfurter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bro tries to clinch up.
Bro wants to clinch up but Frankenfurter keeps it at a distance.

Bro has managed to clinch.
Frankenfurter tries to score a body lock takedown but Bro shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Frankenfurter wants to break the clinch but can't.
The referee is keeping an eye on Frankenfurter - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Bro looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bro drops down looking for an ankle pick but Frankenfurter pulls his leg out and moves away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bro.
A counter left hand to the body from Frankenfurter misses its target.
Frankenfurter looks for a takedown but Bro sprawls well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frankenfurter on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Frankenfurter tries to keep at a distance but Bro has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bro fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Frankenfurter wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Frankenfurter looking for a takedown.

Frankenfurter manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Frankenfurter on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Frankenfurter tries to get out of the position.
Frankenfurter keeping moving, preventing Bro from controlling successfully.
Bro tries to free his leg and advance position but Frankenfurter is retaining full guard.
Frankenfurter tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Frankenfurter is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frankenfurter keeping moving, preventing Bro from controlling successfully.
Bro pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Frankenfurter is keeping the position for now.
Frankenfurter keeping moving, preventing Bro from controlling successfully.
Bro trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Frankenfurter looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bro wants to control from the top but Frankenfurter keeps moving.
Frankenfurter is trying to control the position but Bro postures up.
Bro trying to control but Frankenfurter is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing good reports from Frankenfurter's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

Frankenfurter is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Bro has his hands clasped together but Frankenfurter extends and breaks Bro's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Frankenfurter.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lemmy Frankenfurter!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
29%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nikita Krylov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Axe Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mouth for war kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Krylov
vs
Killer

211 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
275 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nikita Krylov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Axe Killer!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Killer forces Krylov back against the cage and clinches.
Killer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Krylov backwards.

It looks like Nikita Krylov has been cut.
Killer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Krylov tries to stall but Killer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Krylov really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Killer pushes Krylov against the cage. Killer is working some dirty boxing. Killer pushes off with a quick right hook! Krylov goes down! Krylov tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Killer moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Axe Killer!
Axe Killer took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'You do not deserve to watch me'.

C
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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Birchall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nykiran Rock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Birchall
vs
Rock

194 cm
25
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
24
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Alpha Nutrition HIGHEST QUALITY ON THE ISLAND

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paul Birchall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nykiran Rock!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Birchall tries to score a power double leg takedown but Rock sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Birchall somewhat.
Birchall shoots in but Rock avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Birchall definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Birchall looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Birchall is looking to work some ground and pound but Rock has wrist control.
Rock wants to sweep but no luck.
Rock keeping moving, preventing Birchall from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Rock escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Birchall gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Rock looking for a sweep. Not yet Rock, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Rock working for a triangle but Birchall defends it easily.
Rock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Birchall with a nice head shot there.
Birchall throwing strikes from guard but Rock blocks nicely.

Rock is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Birchall defends well.
Birchall postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Birchall's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Birchall lands a couple of elbows.
Rock is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Birchall chips away with some ground and pound.
Birchall working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Rock's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rock is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Birchall landing some decent shots from guard.
Birchall landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Birchall lands a couple of elbows.
Birchall wants to pass the guard but Rock is keeping the position.
Birchall is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Rock has momentary wrist control but Birchall slips an elbow through the middle.
Birchall pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rock is keeping the position for now.
Rock keeping moving, preventing Birchall from controlling successfully.
Birchall is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Rock had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Birchall defends it easily.

Birchall avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Birchall working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Rock's head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Birchall postures up in Rock's guard and throws a big left but Rock blocks it.
Birchall pushes down on Rock's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Birchall drops an elbow to the side of Rock's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paul Birchall dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Rock darts in looking for a takedown but Birchall gets double underhooks and turns Rock into the cage.
Rock misses with a body shot.
Paul Birchall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Birchall is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rock sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Rock wants to counter with a clinch but Birchall pushes him away.
Birchall shoots for a takedown but Rock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Birchall darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Birchall lands strikes from half guard.
Rock trying to control but Birchall postures up.
Rock is trying to stand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ground and pound from Birchall.
Rock keeping control of the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock has hold of Birchall's hands but Birchall slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Birchall will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Birchall landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Rock taking some punishment here, with Birchall in his half guard.
Birchall looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Birchall connects with a nice short shot to Rock's temple.

It looks like Nykiran Rock has been cut.

Birchall is working for an americana but Rock has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Birchall was thinking about the submission.
Rock working a defensive guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Birchall loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Birchall scoring with some ground and pound.

Rock has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Birchall can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Birchall has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Rock is breathing heavily.
Birchall with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Birchall landing with the ground and pound.
Birchall wants to pass the guard but Rock is keeping the position.
Paul Birchall overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Birchall stands and throws Rock's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rock taking a bit of punishment here - Birchall scoring with strikes.
Birchall lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Rock down.

That has opened up Nykiran Rock's cut even more.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nykiran Rock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Paul Birchall!
After the big win, Paul Birchall made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Alpha Nutrition HIGHEST QUALITY ON THE ISLAND and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
20%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between War Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dragon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Machine
vs
Dragon

195 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

182 cm
25
280 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, War Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, The Dragon!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Machine throws a big shot that misses.
Dragon's coach down at The Hut - $50 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dragon's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Machine takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Machine lands with a shot to the body.
Machine throws a hook but Dragon blocks it.
Machine avoids the body shot from Dragon.
The crowd cheers as Machine lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dragon doesn't seem phased though.
Machine on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dragon. Dragon obviously looking to wear him down.
Machine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dragon.
Machine throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dragon on the side of the head.
Machine doesn't manage to clinch there - Dragon circles away.
Dragon counters with a body kick.
Machine shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A jab from Machine misses.
Machine looks to land a right hand but Dragon moved out of range.
Machine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dragon.
Machine has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Hut - $50 in the buildup to the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machine ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Machine darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dragon connects with the punch.
Machine looks to score with a jab to the body but Dragon is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dragon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Machine throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dragon counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Machine throws a hook but Dragon avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. Dragon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dragon misses with a body kick.
Machine misses the jab.
Machine lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Machine just misses with a punch to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Dragon there.

Machine clinches up against the cage.
Machine is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dragon is defending well for now.

Machine manages to break the clinch.
Dragon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dragon misses the jab.
Machine lands a jab to the nose.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Machine closes the distance and pushes Dragon back into the cage.
Machine lands a nice elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine tries to work over Dragon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dragon is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Machine escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Machine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dragon lands with a shot to the body.
Machine throws a shot from downtown. Dragon moves away and avoids it.
Machine rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dragon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Machine throws out a loose jab but Dragon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Machine darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Machine slips a jab from Dragon.
Dragon looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Machine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dragon manages to avoid it.
Dragon unleashes a big counter combination but Machine bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Machine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machine lands a body punch in the clinch.
Machine blocks a body shot from Dragon.
A head punch on the inside from Machine fails to land.
Machine can't find room to land a body shot as Dragon controls the action.
Dragon is trying to stall.
Machine can't find room to land a body shot as Dragon controls the action.
Dragon's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Machine lands with a short shot to the head.
Machine misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machine tries to throw a body punch but Dragon avoids it by throwing Machine back against the cage.
A short right from Machine.
Dragon tries to work over Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dragon.
Machine swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Machine escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Machine lands a left and a right that sends Dragon crashing to the canvas! Machine dives into mount looking to finish!

Dragon is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machine lands a big elbow - Dragon is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Dragon is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). War Machine!

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
60%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steinn Berg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Berg
vs
Chaos

193 cm
25
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

199 cm
25
267 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Heavy handed

Alpha Nutrition HIGHEST QUALITY ON THE ISLAND

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Steinn Berg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kenny Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Chaos.
Chaos avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chaos comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Berg misses with a two punch combination.
Berg takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Chaos scores with a one two! Berg had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Berg. Chaos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chaos appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Berg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Chaos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chaos looks to throw the jab but Berg is out of range.
Chaos looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Berg throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Berg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chaos.
Berg throws a right hand that misses
enabling Chaos to counter with a crisp jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Berg jabs Chaos right on the nose. Chaos blinks but takes it well.
Some wild striking there from Chaos.
Berg lands with an uppercut that bounces Chaos off the cage and back into range.
Chaos misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos lands a nice hook to Berg's body. Berg takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Berg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Berg just misses with a punch to the body.

Oooooh!!! Chaos has knocked Berg down with a huge combo! Chaos steps away and waves a wobbly Berg back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Steinn Berg has been cut.
Chaos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Berg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chaos needs to keep his hands up - Berg had a free shot at his head there.
Chaos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Berg throws a hook to the side of Chaos's head but Chaos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Berg misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Chaos to counter with a crisp jab.
Chaos jabs Berg to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chaos throws a hook but Berg blocks it.

Chaos cracks Berg with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Chaos has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Berg to stand back up!

Berg is rocked!
Chaos slips under a jab from Berg.
Oh Berg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chaos cracks Berg on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Berg falls backwards against the cage. Chaos follows up with more strikes that drop Berg to his knees. Chaos keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Berg! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kenny Chaos!
A very excited looking Kenny Chaos made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.