Tradition VII PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Render (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arthur Spigelman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Render comes to the cage accompanied by Run the Jewels - Close Your Eyes. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Render
vs
Spigelman

225 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

205 cm
18
278 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Render!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arthur Spigelman!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Render displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spigelman throws out the jab.
Spigelman slaps away a takedown attempt from Render, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Render shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Spigelman as he avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Spigelman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Render uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spigelman.
Render half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Render moves out of range as Spigelman strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Render.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Render. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spigelman sizes up Render with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Render slips under a jab.
Render definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Render has his takedown stuffed
and Spigelman counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Render shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Spigelman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spigelman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mike Render seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Render misses with a takedown attempt - Spigelman sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Render darts in looking for a takedown but Spigelman gets double underhooks and turns Render into the cage.
The fighters circling - Spigelman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Render fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
It seemed like Spigelman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Render is defended easily by Spigelman.
Spigelman let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Spigelman stuffs the takedown.
Spigelman throws a jab when Render was well out of range.
Render closes this distance looking for a takedown but Spigelman circles away.
Spigelman lands a nice shot that snaps Render's head back.
Spigelman lands a really nice looking cross but Render seems unphased.
Render shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Spigelman sprawls well. Spigelman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Render gets slowly back to his feet.
A little jabbing left from Spigelman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spigelman misses with an uppercut. Render saw that one coming.
Render fails with a takedown attempt.
Render looks for a takedown but Spigelman sprawls well.
Spigelman looks to land a left hand but Render moved out of range nicely.
Spigelman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Render.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spigelman! But no joy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Render.
Render fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Render fails to land the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Render tries for a takedown but Spigelman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Render keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spigelman.
Render shoots in for a takedown but Spigelman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Render fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
It seemed like Spigelman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Render is breathing heavily.
Spigelman misses the jab.
Render closes this distance looking for a takedown but Spigelman circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spigelman! But no joy.
Horrible takedown attempt by Render or perhaps it was just good defense by Spigelman, which made it look bad.
Render takes one to the chin there.
Render changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Spigelman tries to avoid it but Render manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Spigelman to the ground. Spigelman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Render or perhaps it was just good defense by Spigelman, which made it look bad.
Spigelman lands the left hand.
Render blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Render misses with a takedown
and Spigelman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Render misses with a takedown attempt - Spigelman sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Render really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Spigelman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Render fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A little jabbing left from Spigelman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Render shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Spigelman pinned against the cage. Spigelman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spigelman! But no joy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Render shoots for a takedown but Spigelman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spigelman! But no joy.
Spigelman cracks Render with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Render shoots in for a takedown but Spigelman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice straight punches there by Spigelman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spigelman.

Render is rocked!
Spigelman fakes the body blow, causing Render to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Render goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arthur Spigelman!
Arthur Spigelman seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
39%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Greene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Jacobi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brandon Jacobi is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Greene
vs
Jacobi

198 cm
25
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
23
245 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Greene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brandon Jacobi!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Greene gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jacobi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Greene up against the cage.
Jacobi has Greene pressed against the cage, preventing Greene from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jacobi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Greene pulls his leg out and moves away.

Greene closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jacobi quickly recovers to half guard.
Greene tries to pass the half guard into mount. Jacobi knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Jacobi is trying to control but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Greene trying to control from half guard but Jacobi is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greene tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Jacobi.
Jacobi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Greene trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Greene is looking to advance position but Jacobi has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

Greene tries to lock up and control but Jacobi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Jacobi blocks Greene's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Greene tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jacobi controlling from mount.
Jacobi lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Greene hang on?
Jacobi prevents Greene from getting the reversal.
Jacobi looking to control and managing it successfully.
Jacobi blocks Greene's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Jacobi takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Greene is trying to escape the mount.
Jacobi avoids the attempt from Greene to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacobi lands a big shot there that rocks Greene but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

It looks like Frank Greene has been cut.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Jacobi cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Jacobi controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
BOOM! Jacobi connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Greene can't escape the position.
Jacobi has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Greene swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Greene is trying to escape the mount.
Jacobi controlling the pace for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greene really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Jacobi landing strikes from the mount.
Greene knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jacobi on the ground.
Jacobi controlling from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Greene wants to control but Jacobi is having none of it.
Greene is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brandon Jacobi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Greene's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jacobi taking a breather.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jacobi.
Jacobi gets underhooks to prevent Greene's takedown attempt.
Greene tries to pull guard but Jacobi forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Jacobi is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jacobi avoids a wild elbow strike from Greene.
Jacobi lands a body punch in the clinch.
Greene wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Greene. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jacobi is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jacobi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jacobi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Jacobi gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Greene regains guard.
Jacobi is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greene is trying to control the position but Jacobi postures up.

Greene has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jacobi can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jacobi controls from within his opponent's guard.

Greene has his foot on Jacobi's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jacobi works his way back into a safe position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Greene throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Greene is trying to hold Jacobi in close to prevent damage but Jacobi has managed to pass into half guard.
Well, if Jacobi is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greene misses with a body shot.
Greene with a nice cross.

Greene drives through with a takedown into Jacobi's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Brandon Jacobi has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jacobi is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jacobi is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Greene is looking to control Jacobi's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Greene avoid being mounted?
Greene is in trouble now - Jacobi has advanced to mount!
Greene wants to hold on but Jacobi pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jacobi content just to control the position here.
Greene is looking to improve his position but Jacobi isn't that keen on the idea.
Greene is working hard here to advance position.
Jacobi is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greene takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Greene tries to reverse the position but Jacobi maintains control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Greene tries to hold on but Jacobi pushes him away.
Jacobi is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Jacobi controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brandon Jacobi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Frank Greene's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Greene misses with a kick to the body.
Jacobi shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Greene to counter with a crisp jab.
Greene fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jacobi avoids it really well and circles away.
Jacobi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Greene as he avoids it easily.
It looked like Greene was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Greene stuffs the takedown attempt from Jacobi. Jacobi gets slowly back to his feet.
Frank Greene has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Jacobi.

Greene gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Jacobi to score an easy takedown into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Greene bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jacobi's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greene trying to control but Jacobi is working from the bottom.
Greene wants to get up but he can't break Jacobi's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Greene wants to stand and escape but instead Jacobi has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Greene wants to control the position but Jacobi says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Jacobi seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greene tries to roll over but Jacobi keeps him under control.
Jacobi not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Greene works his way to full guard. Good work.
Jacobi is standing up over Greene. Greene looks to escape but Jacobi dives into side control.
Jacobi gets to mount! Greene was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jacobi controlling from the full mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greene is desperately trying to improve his position but Jacobi has a good base and remains in mount.
Jacobi lands with some strikes.
Jacobi controlling from the full mount.
Jacobi raining down hammerfists from mount.
Greene can't escape the position.
Jacobi pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jacobi scoring with strikes but Greene is staying in there.

Frank Greene's cut is getting worse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jacobi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Greene is looking to improve his position but Jacobi isn't that keen on the idea.
Greene is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Jacobi raining down hammerfists from mount.
Greene is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jacobi controlling the pace for now.
Jacobi prevents Greene from getting the reversal.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brandon Jacobi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jacobi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brandon Jacobi!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
32%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between No Way (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Moleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moleman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jay-Z - Run This Town kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! No Way has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Way
vs
Moleman

186 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

183 cm
25
172 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, No Way!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Moleman!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Moleman instigates a clinch.
Way tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Moleman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Way blocking some punches.
Moleman lands with a light punch inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Way - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Moleman stops a takedown attempt from Way.
Way misses with a knee strike.
Moleman has Way pressed against the cage.
Moleman pressing his opponent against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Way.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Moleman.

Way has hold of one of Moleman's legs. Moleman is fighting the takedown attempt but Way gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Moleman is looking to stand up but Way isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Way is looking to work some ground and pound but Moleman has wrist control.
Moleman is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Way is controlling him.
Way pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Moleman is keeping the position for now.
Moleman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Way. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Way's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Moleman is looking to stand up but Way isn't so interested in that idea.
Way passes Moleman's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Moleman tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Way throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Moleman trying to control from the bottom.
Way is looking to take a break and control but Moleman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Moleman has Way up against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Moleman.
Way goes for a takedown attempt but Moleman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for No Way. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Way has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Moleman instigates a clinch.
Moleman working aggressively here.
Way tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Way tries for a takedown but Moleman manages to get underhooks.
Stalling in the clinch from Moleman.
A nice left hand lands by Moleman.
Way blocks an uppercut.
Way tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Way drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Way tries a knee to the head but Moleman blocks it.

Way has Moleman pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Way pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Moleman tumbling to the mat - Way dives into Moleman's guard.
Way looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moleman wants to stand but Way is controlling the position.
Way wants to pass the guard but Moleman is keeping the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Moleman can do anything to dispel that myth.
Way trying to control the position from guard on top but Moleman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Way accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Hans Moleman will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Moleman clinches up against the cage.
Way tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moleman avoids it.
Moleman avoiding damage as Way throws knees to the body.
Way with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Way with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Moleman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Moleman wants to stall.
Moleman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Way misses with a knee to the head.
Way misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moleman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moleman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Way's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Moleman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ways head.
Way fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Way wants a takedown but no success here.
Way with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Way wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for No Way. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Way tries to stall but Moleman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Moleman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

Way decides to pull guard.
Moleman wants to get up but he can't break Way's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Way has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Moleman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Moleman wants to get up but he can't break Way's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moleman wants to stand and escape but instead Way has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Way with a flurry of punches that miss.
Way trying to control the position from guard on top but Moleman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moleman wants to stand but Way is controlling the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Way closes this distance looking for a takedown but Moleman circles away.

Moleman forces Way back against the cage and clinches.
Moleman lands with a short shot to the head.
Hans Moleman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Way is trying to pull guard but Moleman turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Way tries for a takedown. No joy.
Moleman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Way backwards.
Moleman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Moleman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moleman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Moleman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Way landing knees to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Way slowing the pace effectively.
Moleman scores with a shot to the side of Way's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Moleman.
Moleman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Way backwards.
Way has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Moleman after a bit of a struggle.
Moleman avoiding damage as Way throws knees to the body.
Way is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Way throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moleman blocks it with crossed arms.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short right from Moleman.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Way jumps guard but Moleman turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Moleman displaying some good clinch control by pressing Way up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Moleman as Way tries to tie him up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Moleman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Way moves into the clinch.
Way tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Moleman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Moleman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Moleman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Moleman throws a head punch that misses.
Way tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Moleman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Moleman scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Way is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Moleman is keeping busy.
Moleman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Way.
Moleman lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Way tries a knee to the head but Moleman blocks it.
The referee calls for Way to work.
Way changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Moleman fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Moleman drives through and clinches with Way against the cage.
Moleman prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for No Way. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Moleman lands with a short shot to the head.
Way is trying to maintain a safe position but Moleman gets an underhook and turns Way into the cage.
Way tries to pull guard but Moleman forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Way tries for a takedown. No joy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Moleman managing to block the knees to the body from Way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moleman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Way with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Way being controlled against the cage.
Moleman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Way is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Moleman gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Moleman pushes Way back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Moleman lands with a right to the head.
Moleman lands a right hand.
Moleman scores with a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Way jumps guard but Moleman turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Moleman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Way backwards.
Moleman scores with a shoulder strike.
Way is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Way tries a knee to the head but Moleman blocks it.
Moleman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Way backwards.
Moleman creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Way's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Way drops to his knees and Moleman pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Moleman!
Hans Moleman gave a mention to GREEN!160 in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lee Bwarnt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shan Jager (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Bwarnt
vs
Jager

185 cm
25
187 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
187 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lee Bwarnt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shan Jager!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jager lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jager throws a lazy head kick

and Bwarnt lands a stunning uppercut that sends Jager to the mat!

It looks like Shan Jager has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Bwarnt escapes and gets back to his feet.
Jager throws a head kick that half lands.
Bwarnt throws a shot from downtown. Jager moves away and avoids it.
Jager swings widly with a right hand
and Bwarnt counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lee Bwarnt!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rumble Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fitzgerald Shitehouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Rumble Johnson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rumble Johnson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Johnson
vs
Shitehouse

188 cm
22
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rumble Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fitzgerald Shitehouse!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Johnson darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Johnson controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Shitehouse defending well though.

Johnson has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Shitehouse defend it? Johnson steps over the head and cranks it - Shitehouse is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Johnson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rumble Johnson!
Rumble Johnson bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Fitzgerald Shitehouse spoke after the fight, saying 'Yrt Vert Shite'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
36%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Spinnet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's entrance music is It's not unusual. A fine choice. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jones
vs
Spinnet

196 cm
26
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
200 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Spinnet!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spinnet tries to clinch up but Jones circles away and keeps his distance.
Jones misses with the combination.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Spinnet tries to clinch
and Jones counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like John Spinnet has been cut.
Spinnet will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jones works the jab nicely.
Spinnet dives in for a single leg takedown but Jones sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

Jones drops Spinnet with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Spinnet looks back up at him and smiles so Jones waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Spinnet is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones finds Spinnet's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Spinnet flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Jones lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Spinnet will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tom Jones!
Tom Jones seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pitbull Lovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dandy Swanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Swanson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kill For Satan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Lovski
vs
Swanson

193 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

193 cm
25
250 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pitbull Lovski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dandy Swanson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swanson throws a sloppy head kick and Lovski moves out of range easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Swanson.
Lovski fails to land with a series of punches.
Swanson wants to counter the offense by Lovski and move into the clinch position.
Lovski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Swanson circles away quickly and effectively.
Lovski sets himself, and Swanson steps forward looking for the clinch! Lovski avoids it this time.
Lovski connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Dandy Swanson has been cut.
Swanson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Lovski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Swanson scrambles back to his feet.
Swanson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A jab lands there for Lovski.
Swanson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Swanson thows a leg kick but Lovski checks it
and Lovski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That has opened up Dandy Swanson's cut even more.
Lovski is pawing at Swanson, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Swanson's nose. Swanson is badly hurt! Lovski pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Swanson tries desperately to hold on but Lovski is relentless in his assault! As Swanson receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Lovski away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pitbull Lovski!
Dandy Swanson spoke after the fight, saying 'ERRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Hand Grenade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zazyinho Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hand Grenade
vs
Montana

173 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

178 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus Hand Grenade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zazyinho Montana!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montana shoots for a double leg takedown but Hand Grenade sprawls well. He's pushed Montana's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hand Grenade was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hand Grenade lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Montana at a distance.
Montana on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hand Grenade swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hand Grenade throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Montana looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hand Grenade is fending him off so far but Montana persists. Nope, Hand Grenade circles away and we're back to standing.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Montana.
Hand Grenade appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Marcus Hand Grenade has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zazyinho Montana.
Hand Grenade lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Montana checks a low kick from Hand Grenade.

Hand Grenade lands a big uppercut and Montana crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Montana looks OK. Hand Grenade waves Montana back to his feet!

Montana is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hand Grenade throws a sloppy head kick and Montana moves out of range easily.
Montana is still on wobbly legs! Can Hand Grenade finish him?
Nice takedown defense from Hand Grenade. No joy for Montana on that attempt.
Montana shoots for a double leg takedown but Hand Grenade sprawls well. He's pushed Montana's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hand Grenade lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Montana falls backwards - clearly groggy! Hand Grenade dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Hand Grenade!
Marcus Hand Grenade tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Michael Gabriel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rufus Almighty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rufus Almighty looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Gabriel
vs
Almighty

190 cm
25
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
185 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Walhalla Clothing
Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Michael Gabriel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rufus Almighty!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Almighty rushes Gabriel and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Gabriel is pressed up against the cage. Almighty has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Gabriel down to the mat. Gabriel avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Almighty has his takedown stuffed
and Gabriel cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gabriel stalks Almighty and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Almighty's face. Almighty staggers backwards, shaken.
Gabriel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Almighty slips a jab and a cross from Gabriel.
Rufus Almighty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Almighty is looking to clinch but Gabriel is avoiding it.
Gabriel scores with a nice right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Gabriel. That snapped Almighty's head back.
Almighty looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Almighty loads up on a big right hand but Gabriel slips the punch.
A jab from Gabriel does it's job there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gabriel keeps the fight on the outside.
Gabriel throws a left and a right that both miss

and Almighty counters by moving into the clinch.
Almighty misses with a short punch on the inside.

Almighty breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Almighty rushes Gabriel and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Almighty is trying to stall.
A frustrated look appears on Gabriel's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Almighty is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Gabriel gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Michael Gabriel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rufus Almighty.
Almighty misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gabriel tries to break free but Almighty pushes him back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Almighty.
Gabriel can't break the clinch.

Almighty's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some wild striking there from Gabriel.
Almighty takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gabriel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gabriel takes a swing at Almighty's ribcage but misses.
Gabriel falls off balance throwing a combination
and Almighty counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Gabriel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Almighty is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Gabriel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Almighty misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gabriel scores with a shot to the body.
Michael Gabriel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gabriel lands a body shot.
Gabriel throws a nice looking combination but Almighty bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gabriel lands an overhand right.
Almighty shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gabriel as he jumps to the side.
Almighty looks winded!
Gabriel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Almighty tries to clinch up but Gabriel circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Gabriel.
Almighty shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Gabriel as he avoids it easily.
Gabriel appears to be looking for a big counter.
Almighty gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Gabriel.
A head kick by Almighty misses
and Almighty takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gabriel scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gabriel lands a hook that stumbles Almighty back into the cage. Gabriel follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Almighty to the canvas! Gabriel pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Almighty has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Michael Gabriel!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
52%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beef Jerky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rayjay Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jerky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Whoop Somebodies Ass. Carter is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Black Betty. Rayjay Carter acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Jerky
vs
Carter

220 cm
25
255 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Bullet Proof System
Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beef Jerky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rayjay Carter!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Carter closes the distance and clinches.
Jerky lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Jerky escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Carter should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Carter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carter with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jerky to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Rayjay Carter has been cut.
Jerky scores with a hook.
A jab from Carter misses.
Carter is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jerky sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jerky connects with the punch.

Jerky cracks Carter with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Carter looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jerky finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carter walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Jerky swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Beef Jerky!
Beef Jerky very nearly forgot to thank Bullet Proof System amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Rayjay Carter stepped up to the mic, saying 'I would like to thank my fans for their continuing support. And I look forward to coming back and to prove myself.'.