HWP: Ee vs. McCain PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mutant Morais (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tonny Karpecny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Morais
vs
Karpecny

203 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

202 cm
24
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mutant Morais!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tonny Karpecny!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Morais throws a right hand that Karpecny ducks under and follows up with a left that Karpecny also avoids with ease.
Karpecny tries to counter by closing the distance.
Karpecny throws a nice looking combination but Morais bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Morais fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Morais throws a series of punches but Karpecny avoids them all with ease.
Karpecny tries to clinch up but Morais circles away and keeps his distance.
Karpecny doesn't manage to clinch there - Morais circles away.
Karpecny bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Karpecny takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Morais throws a hook but Karpecny avoids it easily.
No joy there for Morais, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Karpecny shoots in but no luck this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Karpecny closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A jab lands there for Morais.
Karpecny dives in for a single leg takedown but Morais sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
It looked like Morais was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karpecny fails to land the takedown.
It looked like Morais wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mutant Morais has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tonny Karpecny.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Karpecny. That's going to slow Morais down.
Karpecny walks into a left hand.
Karpecny jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little feinted left hand from Morais on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice jab there from Morais.
A shot to the liver by Morais. Beautiful body shot.
Morais lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A jab from Morais finds it's way through Karpecny's defenses.
Morais connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Karpecny has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Morais finds it's way round the side to connect with Karpecny's head.
Morais connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Morais sends Karpecny crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Morais is motioning to the referee to let Karpecny up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Karpecny is rocked!
Morais is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Morais shuts the power down on Karpecny. Lights out, game over! Morais is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mutant Morais!

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energy
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hype
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pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
72%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby SmallPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Saliva-Badass. Bobby SmallPants acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

King
vs
SmallPants

189 cm
27
227 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

193 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby SmallPants!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King misses with a combination
and SmallPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
We've been hearing reports that King has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
King throws a nice looking combination but SmallPants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
SmallPants scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
King takes one on the chin but seems OK.
King closes the distance but SmallPants moves to the side
and SmallPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
SmallPants with a hook.
SmallPants stuns King with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

SmallPants sends King crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! SmallPants is motioning to the referee to let King up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

King is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
SmallPants throws an uppercut from hell that sends King clean off his feet! He's out cold! SmallPants stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby SmallPants!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vinny Ruggiero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jiu Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jitsu has chosen Nikkfurie- The a la Menthe as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jiu Jitsu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ruggiero
vs
Jitsu

200 cm
36
248 lbs
14 - 15 - 0

225 cm
42
287 lbs
26 - 23 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vinny Ruggiero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiu Jitsu!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ruggiero fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jitsu, pushing him back against the cage.
Jitsu is looking to take this one to the mat.
Ruggiero throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jitsu blocks it with crossed arms.
Ruggiero prevents the takedown attempt.
Ruggiero scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Jiu Jitsu has been cut.
Ruggiero missing with knees to the body.
Jitsu has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ruggiero is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Vinny Ruggiero has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu.
Jitsu is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ruggiero is defending well.
Ruggiero prevents the takedown attempt.
Our sources have told us that Ruggiero has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Ruggiero throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jitsu blocks it with crossed arms.
Ruggiero dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ruggiero lands a nice elbow.
Jitsu goes for a takedown attempt but Ruggiero pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jitsu fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ruggiero defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jitsu.
Jitsu avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jitsu shoots in for a double leg but Ruggiero sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jitsu avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ruggiero cracks Jitsu with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice sprawl there from Ruggiero as Jitsu shoots in.

Ruggiero moves into range and clinches up with Jitsu.
Jitsu is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ruggiero is defending well.
Ruggiero misses with a knee strike.
A bit of stalling here from Ruggiero.
Ruggiero working Jitsu over with knees to the body.
Ruggiero tries to land a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks with his arms.
Ruggiero tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jitsu takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jitsu looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ruggiero throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ruggiero scores with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ruggiero lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Jitsu is rocked!
Jitsu is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A knee to the head by Ruggiero.
Jitsu is still on wobbly legs! Can Ruggiero finish him?
Ruggiero unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jitsu lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jitsu takes a knee to the side of the body.
Knees to the body from Ruggiero.
Ruggiero throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jitsu seems to have recovered his senses.
Jitsu takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ruggiero tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ruggiero tries to land a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks with his arms.
Ruggiero effectively controlling the action here.
Jitsu goes for a takedown attempt but Ruggiero pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Jitsu with that takedown attempt.
Jitsu's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jitsu duly obliges.
Jitsu with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Ruggiero to counter with a crisp jab.

Ruggiero closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ruggiero lands a right hand.
Ruggiero leaning his opponent against the cage.
Jitsu tries for a takedown but Ruggiero manages to get underhooks.
Ruggiero misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ruggiero misses with a knee strike.
Ruggiero crunches a lovely knee into Jitsu's ribcage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ruggiero putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jitsu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ruggiero missing with knees to the body.
Jitsu avoiding damage as Ruggiero throws knees to the body.
Ruggiero using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jitsu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ruggiero with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ruggiero scores with a knee to the head.
Jitsu has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ruggiero after a bit of a struggle.
Ruggiero lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jitsu.
Ruggiero using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jitsu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jitsu tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ruggiero lands a knee to the body.
Ruggiero is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ruggiero tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vinny Ruggiero dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jiu Jitsu's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Ruggiero misses with a few strikes there.
Ruggiero is looking to clinch but Jitsu is avoiding it.
Ruggiero stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ruggiero wants it to stay on the feet.

Ruggiero has taken the fight to the clinch.
Ruggiero throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jitsu blocks it with crossed arms.
Ruggiero scores with a knee to the head.
Ruggiero misses with an elbow strike.
Jitsu goes for a takedown attempt but Ruggiero pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Ruggiero clinches up with Jitsu and pushes him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jitsu tries to pull guard but Ruggiero won't allow it.
Vinny Ruggiero has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu.
Ruggiero gets underhooks to prevent Jitsu's takedown attempt.
Jitsu is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ruggiero is defending well.
Ruggiero putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jitsu in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jitsu is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Ruggiero.
Ruggiero tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.
Ruggiero misses with a knee strike.
Vinny Ruggiero has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short body shot lands from Ruggiero as the two fighters clinch.
Ruggiero scores with a shot to the side of Jitsu's head.
Ruggiero throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ruggiero lands an elbow inside that Jitsu shrugs off.
Ruggiero throws a knee to the head but misses.
A knee to the head by Ruggiero.
Ruggiero with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ruggiero working Jitsu over with knees to the body.
Ruggiero with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ruggiero throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jitsu blocks it with crossed arms.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ruggiero lands a knee to the body.
Ruggiero scores a nice knee to the body.
Ruggiero with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ruggiero.
A hook to the body from Ruggiero.
Ruggiero using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jitsu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ruggiero working Jitsu over with knees to the body.
Ruggiero is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jitsu can do to turn this around?
Ruggiero utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ruggiero scores with a hook to the body.
Ruggiero is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jitsu is defending well for now.
Ruggiero tries a knee to the head but Jitsu blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ruggiero drops Jitsu with a big knee straight up the middle! Jitsu is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Jitsu slaps away a takedown attempt from Ruggiero, before circling back to the center of the mat.
As Ruggiero backs off Jitsu throws a huge counter combo but Ruggiero manages to avoid it all.

Ruggiero forces Jitsu back against the cage and clinches.
Ruggiero lands a good knee to the midsection. Jitsu won't want to take too many of those.
Ruggiero working Jitsu over with knees to the body.
Ruggiero scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ruggiero working the clinch nicely. Jitsu is working for position but Ruggiero cracks him with a big knee to the head! Jitsu crumples up against the cage and Ruggiero lands two more shots before the ref can save Jitsu! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Vinny Ruggiero!
After winning the bout, Vinny Ruggiero thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
61%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Killian Gallagher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manny Holt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gallagher's entrance music is Kakkahätä 77 - Tää on sun helvetti. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Gallagher
vs
Holt

202 cm
44
250 lbs
39 - 36 - 0

185 cm
38
270 lbs
27 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Killian Gallagher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manny Holt!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Holt.
A big right from Holt misses.
A quick step to the side and Gallagher tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Gallagher. Holt shrugs it off though.

Holt closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Holt wants to control but Gallagher is keeping him busy.
Gallagher is looking to regain half guard here but Holt keeps moving and retains side control.
Holt throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Holt sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Gallagher is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Sloppy strikes there by Holt.
Gallagher avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Holt.
Holt looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Gallagher is avoiding damage well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gallagher manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Holt missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Holt throws a strike but Gallagher avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Holt wants to control from the top but Gallagher keeps moving.
Gallagher wants to sweep here but Holt controlling him for the moment.
Gallagher has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Holt has passed into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gallagher dodges the ground and pound from Holt.
Gallagher can't do much from the bottom here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Gallagher manages to get back to half guard.
Gallagher regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Holt.
Gallagher wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Holt is now in half guard.
Gallagher missing with punches from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gallagher is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Holt scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gallagher blocking the ground and pound attempt from Holt.
Gallagher is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Holt's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Holt's back!
Gallagher throwing sloppy strikes.
Gallagher scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.

It looks like Manny Holt has been cut.

Gallagher has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Holt has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

Gallagher has his arm under Holt's chin here. Game over son! Gallagher squeezes tightly and Holt is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Killian Gallagher!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
35%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stuart King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

King
vs
Irene

206 cm
22
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

187 cm
29
283 lbs
34 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stuart King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

Irene pushes King up against the cage in a clinch.
Irene gets through King's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
King can't find room to land a body shot as Irene controls the action.
King misses with some punches.
Irene landing knees to the head.
King takes an elbow to the forehead.
Irene lands a left hand.
Irene effectively controlling the action here.
King tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Irene's elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Irene.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for King.
Irene pushes King back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short left from Irene.
We've been hearing reports that King has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Irene lands a nice shot to the body.
King is breathing heavily.
Irene taking a breather.
Irene softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene lands with a short shot to the head.
Irene tries to land a knee to the head but King blocks with his arms.
A knee to the head by Irene.
A nice left hand lands by Irene.
Irene pushes King back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Irene gets through King's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Irene blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Irene lands a right hand.
King has Irene pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Irene manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Irene lands a hook that snaps the head of King backwards.
King misses with a hook from the clinch.
Irene scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Irene blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Irene crunches a lovely knee into King's ribcage.
Irene lands with a short shot to the head.
Irene lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice body punch from Irene.
Irene lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irene cracks King with a nice body shot.
Irene lands with a light punch inside.

King is rocked!
Irene working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Irene unloads with a big right hand that wobbles King! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Irene is unloading with more strikes now! King drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
68%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Kulakov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Killjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kulakov might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Lube-Shparu. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kulakov
vs
Killjoy

184 cm
38
186 lbs
33 - 32 - 1

183 cm
31
195 lbs
16 - 22 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Viktor Kulakov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 22 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Killjoy!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kulakov throws a series of punches but Killjoy moves out of range.
Killjoy throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from Kulakov misses.
Kulakov's corner calls for a 1-2. Kulakov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

It looks like Kevin Killjoy has been cut.
Kulakov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Killjoy moves in looking to clinch but Kulakov pushes him off.
Killjoy wants to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Killjoy.
Kulakov swats away the attempt to clinch by Killjoy.
Kulakov lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Killjoy lands with a slapping head kick.
Killjoy walks into a left hand.
Killjoy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killjoy walks into a stiff left hand from Kulakov.
Killjoy tries a head kick but it misses.
Killjoy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kulakov under the eye.
Kulakov lands a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulakov lands with a shot to the body.
Kulakov takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Killjoy tries to clinch up.
Kulakov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Killjoy raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.

Killjoy lands a big head kick that sends Kulakov tumbling to the mat! Killjoy takes a step backwards and waves Kulakov back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Kulakov is rocked!
Kulakov scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Oh Kulakov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Killjoy is rocked!
Kevin Killjoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Killjoy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kulakov seems to have got his legs back now.
Killjoy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kulakov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kulakov throws a series of strikes that have Killjoy backpedaling.
Killjoy is still on wobbly legs! Can Kulakov finish him?
We've been told by Kulakov's head coaches at VENDETTA Elite Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Viktor Kulakov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Killjoy gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Kulakov gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Viktor Kulakov!
A relieved looking Viktor Kulakov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
87%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Stevens (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes into the arena with I'm gonna live forever blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bla
vs
Stevens

180 cm
32
264 lbs
24 - 26 - 0

183 cm
31
198 lbs
21 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Stevens!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bla swings widly with a right hand
and Stevens counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Stevens throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bla takes a swing at Stevens's ribcage but misses.
A shot to the liver by Stevens. Beautiful body shot.
Bla throws an overhand right that lands on Stevens's shoulder, as Stevens tries to avoid the shot.
Bla misses with a takedown attempt
and Stevens counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Stevens shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bla's guard.
Stevens landing some decent shots from guard.
Bla preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bla preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bla preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Stevens controls from within his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bla wants to sweep but no luck.
Bla is trying to control the position but Stevens postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stevens throwing strikes from guard but Bla blocks nicely.
Stevens trying to control but Bla is working from the bottom.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Bla wants to sweep here but Stevens controlling him for the moment.
Bla keeping moving, preventing Stevens from controlling successfully.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Bla Bla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stevens displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bla scores with a jab.

It looks like Mike Stevens has been cut.

Bla moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Stevens goes down! Can Bla finish him!?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bla content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Stevens not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bla's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bla with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Stevens pushes Bla off and scrambles back to his feet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stevens.
Stevens scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bla doesn't seem bothered though.
Stevens keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
No luck for Bla with that takedown attempt.
Bla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stevens at a distance.

Stevens closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bla did well to prevent Stevens getting side control.

Bla is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stevens pulls his head out easily.
Bla keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bla works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bla has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stevens looking to sit in guard and control but Bla gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stevens preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bla has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stevens avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Stevens has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stevens is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bla throwing strikes from guard but Stevens blocks nicely.
Stevens has his hands on Bla's head, controlling the position.
Bla tries to free his leg and advance position but Stevens is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Stevens is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Stevens working a defensive guard here.
Stevens utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Bla pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stevens is keeping the position for now.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Bla postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bla pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stevens is keeping the position for now.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bla shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Stevens is looking for the big counter here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stevens throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bla.
Bla shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Stevens dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Stevens takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That has opened up Mike Stevens's cut even more.
Stevens lands a glancing blow to the side of Bla's head.
Bla stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stevens.
Bla tries to score a power double leg takedown but Stevens sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bla somewhat.
Stevens stuns Bla with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stevens has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Bla is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stevens.
Bla fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Stevens fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bla looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bla fails with the takedown
and Stevens counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bla Bla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stevens wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stevens has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sloppy strikes from Bla. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bla will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Stevens closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bla did well to prevent Stevens getting side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stevens works his way into full mount!
Bla is trying desperately to improve position.
Stevens scoring with strikes but Bla is staying in there.
Stevens pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stevens looking to control but Bla is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Stevens lands a big elbow.

Bla Bla's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bla is squirming around, avoiding Stevens's attempts to control the action.
Stevens dominating with strikes here.

Jeez, Bla Bla's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bla Bla's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mike Stevens!
Our winner, Mike Stevens, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
42%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Devin Skrumbellos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Schittd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skrumbellos comes to the cage accompanied by CANT BE TOUCHED!!!. Schittd has chosen California Uber Alles as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Skrumbellos
vs
Schittd

200 cm
21
276 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

179 cm
28
284 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing (10%)
GREEN!160

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Devin Skrumbellos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Schittd!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skrumbellos swinging wildly here.
Some wild striking there from Skrumbellos .
Schittd throws a shot from downtown. Skrumbellos moves away and avoids it.
Skrumbellos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schittd tries to work over Skrumbellos 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schittd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Schittd - that landed with a thud.
Schittd lands a hook that snaps the head of Skrumbellos backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schittd lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

It looks like Devin Skrumbellos has been cut.
Schittd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Schittd breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Skrumbellos drops his hands momentarily and Schittd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Skrumbellos . Schittd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Skrumbellos looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schittd throws a jab when Skrumbellos was well out of range.
Skrumbellos is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schittd looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skrumbellos doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Schittd has closed the distance and engaged Skrumbellos in a clinch.
Skrumbellos prevents a body shot from Schittd.
Schittd prevents Skrumbellos from breaking the clinch.
Skrumbellos tries to break the clinch but Schittd is controlling the position.
Schittd is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Skrumbellos tries to break the clinch but Schittd is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Skrumbellos 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Schittd misses with a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Schittd.
Schittd can't find room to land a body shot as Skrumbellos controls the action.
Schittd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Schittd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Skrumbellos 's elbow.
Nice body punch from Schittd - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Schittd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Schittd.
Skrumbellos is breathing heavily.
Schittd lands with a short shot to the head.

Schittd manages to break the clinch.

Schittd lands a big right hand that sends Skrumbellos crashing to the mat! Schittd stays standing though and waves Skrumbellos back to his feet!

Skrumbellos is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Schittd drives through and clinches with Skrumbellos against the cage.
Skrumbellos can't break the clinch.

Schittd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schittd closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Skrumbellos ! Schittd dives in looking to finish! Skrumbellos is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Schittd!
Jack Schittd tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
56%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregers Westerberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tore Rebo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Westerberg's entrance music is Maitre Gims - J'me Tire. A fine choice. Rebo has chosen Papa Roach - Burn as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Westerberg
vs
Rebo

189 cm
26
286 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

225 cm
39
283 lbs
33 - 19 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gregers Westerberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tore Rebo!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Westerberg with a hook.

It looks like Tore Rebo has been cut.
Westerberg Rushes Rebo and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Rebo is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Westerberg Piles on the pressure and Rebo crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gregers Westerberg!
A very excited looking Gregers Westerberg made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eeazy Ee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark McCain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCain has chosen Hate by Jay-Z as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ee
vs
McCain

195 cm
29
265 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

196 cm
30
300 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Grand Royal Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eeazy Ee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark McCain!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ee cracks McCain with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like Mark McCain has been cut.
Eeazy Ee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ee stuffs the takedown.
Ee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McCain.
Ee ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Ee lands a big head kick that sends McCain tumbling to the mat! Ee takes a step backwards and waves McCain back to his feet - he wants the finish!

McCain is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ee scores with a jab to the body.
McCain is still on wobbly legs! Can Ee finish him?
Ee connects with an inside leg kick.
McCain seems to have recovered his senses.
McCain walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Ee swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eeazy Ee!
Eeazy Ee seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.