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VERSUS VENDETTA 72 PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lei Kung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhirinovsky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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210 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lei Kung!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kung lands with a cross.
Zhirinovsky rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kung counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Zhirinovsky has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kung.
A head kick misses from Kung.
Zhirinovsky shoots in and drives through. Kung sprawls well.
Kung throws out a powerful jab.
Zhirinovsky moves out of range as Kung throws a body kick.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kung smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zhirinovsky moves out of range of the body kick from Kung.
Kung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zhirinovsky takes a swing at Kung's ribcage but misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Zhirinovsky misses the target.
Jab, jab by Kung - just one landing.
Zhirinovsky shoots in and gets a takedown into Kung's guard.
Kung is pulling down on Zhirinovsky's head to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Lei Kung hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Kung slips a jab from Zhirinovsky.
Kung throws a head kick but Zhirinovsky moves out of range.
Zhirinovsky throws a shot to the body.
Zhirinovsky connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kung throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zhirinovsky moves out of range as Kung throws a body kick.
Kung lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kung.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kung is looking to land body kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky works the jab nicely.
Kung throws a push kick but Zhirinovsky slaps the foot to one side.
Lei Kung is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kung throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kung tries a low kick but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Kung digs a good hook to Zhirinovsky's body.
Zhirinovsky throws the left hand but Kung avoids the punch easily.
Kung throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Zhirinovsky on the side of the head.
Kung throws a head kick that misses.
Zhirinovsky works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kung throws a low kick but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Zhirinovsky misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Kung misses its intended target.
Zhirinovsky cracks Kung with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kung scores with a decent looking hook.
Kung stalks Zhirinovsky and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zhirinovsky's face. Zhirinovsky staggers backwards, shaken.
Zhirinovsky throws a lazy right hand but Kung sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
No joy there for Zhirinovsky, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kung throws the kick towards the body but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zhirinovsky. Kung does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kung lands a leg kick that knocks Zhirinovsky off balance momentarily.
Zhirinovsky scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Kung is trying to control Zhirinovsky's posture but Zhirinovsky avoids it.
Kung takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Kung tries to improve position but can't.
You can see the frustration on Kung's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kung is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Zhirinovsky is staying active.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kung is looking for a sweep.
What's Kung going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Kung wants to control but Zhirinovsky postures up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
You can see the frustration on Kung's face as Zhirinovsky controls the position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kung does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lei Kung dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Kung swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kung has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kung slips a jab from Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky misses with a left hand
and Kung counters with a thumping low kick.
Kung misses with a wild body shot.
Kung lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zhirinovsky will feel that in the morning.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Zhirinovsky is defended easily by Kung.
That kick from Kung tenderised Zhirinovsky's leg. Zhirinovsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kung connects with a body shot that sends Zhirinovsky's belly button to the back.
Kung throws a push kick but Zhirinovsky slaps the foot to one side.
Zhirinovsky is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Zhirinovsky fails to land the takedown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No luck for Zhirinovsky with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vladimir Zhirinovsky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kung digs a good hook to Zhirinovsky's body.
Zhirinovsky walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Zhirinovsky misses.
Kung throws a good cross that connects.
Kung lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kung thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zhirinovsky if he has to take too many more of those.
Kung feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zhirinovsky's calf.
Both fighters circling a little - Kung finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kung.
Kung feints and then cracks Zhirinovsky's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zhirinovsky down.
Zhirinovsky takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kung scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zhirinovsky in his tracks.
Zhirinovsky tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lei Kung seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kung ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zhirinovsky will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Good shot there by Kung.
Kung bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kung.
Kung fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zhirinovsky has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kung has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Kung tenderised Zhirinovsky's leg. Zhirinovsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kung feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zhirinovsky sprawling to the canvas! Zhirinovsky rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kung finish him?!
Zhirinovsky is rocked!
Kung scores with a push kick.
Kung throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kung stuns Zhirinovsky with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kung lunges at Zhirinovsky with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zhirinovsky's hand.
Oh Zhirinovsky is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zhirinovsky chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kung can pounce on him.
Kung seems to be stalking Zhirinovsky here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Zhirinovsky drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lei Kung!
A relieved looking Lei Kung thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anselmi Hamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamara comes to the cage accompanied by Ruoska - Kiroan. The crowd seem to be enjoying Uzi's choice of entrance music: Slayer - Angel of Death . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
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304 lbs
17 - 14 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Anselmi Hamara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kurt Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Colin Fotheringham and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hamara lands a body shot.
Hamara displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Uzi.
Hamara just misses with a punch to the body.
Uzi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hamara connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Uzi scrambles back to his feet.
Hamara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Uzi.
Uzi slips a jab from Hamara.
Uzi has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hamara is looking to land body kicks.
Uzi tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hamara defends well and Uzi ends up having to push Hamara into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Uzi.
Uzi tries a body shot but Hamara blocks it.
Hamara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hamara prevents the takedown attempt.
Anselmi Hamara has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kurt Uzi.
Hamara swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Uzi has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hamara is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Hamara pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzi tries to clinch there but Hamara circles away.
Uzi is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hamara sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice sprawl there from Hamara as Uzi shoots in.
Hamara dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uzi looks winded!
Nice takedown defense from Hamara. No joy for Uzi on that attempt.
Uzi shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hamara counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Uzi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uzi ducks straight into an uppercut from Hamara and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Uzi manages to regain guard straight away.
It looks like Kurt Uzi has been cut.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Hamara loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hamara is stalling in the full guard.
Hamara scoring with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzi is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Uzi can't keep his opponent in guard - Hamara advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Hamara prevents Uzi from improving his position.
Hamara lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Hamara takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Hamara lands with a punch from half guard.
Uzi is rocked!
Hamara controlling the action here.
Uzi is still in real trouble! Can Hamara finish him?
Uzi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Uzi seems to have recovered his senses.
Hamara is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hamara is looking to take a break and control but Uzi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hamara content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Uzi is looking to control Hamara's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Uzi avoid being mounted?
Hamara is looking to take a break and control but Uzi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Still in half guard, Hamara seems content to control.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Anselmi Hamara just wasn't active enough.
Uzi tries to clinch but Hamara moves away
and Hamara counters with a slapping leg kick.
Anselmi Hamara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hamara keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Oh, that's a big right hand from Hamara and Uzi goes tumbling to the canvas! Hamara follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
That has opened up Kurt Uzi's cut even more.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hamara is looking for a kimura here.
Hamara is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Hamara missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Uzi is not content to let Hamara control the position.
Uzi is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hamara landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The cut above Kurt Uzi's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Uzi is looking for a sweep. Hamara is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anselmi Hamara dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kurt Uzi's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Uzi has his takedown stuffed
and Hamara counters with a slapping leg kick.
Uzi gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Hamara gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anselmi Hamara!
Anselmi Hamara gave a mention to Merciless Gladiators in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Simo Supermies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juan Tamad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Supermies comes into the arena with D12 - Fight Music blaring out of the sound system. Tamad comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Joker kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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196 lbs
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200 lbs
13 - 9 - 1 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Simo Supermies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Juan Tamad!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Richard Clark and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tamad slips a jab from Supermies.
Supermies throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Supermies takes one on the button.
It looks like Simo Supermies has been cut.
Supermies misses with a low kick.
Supermies throws a shot from downtown. Tamad moves away and avoids it.
Tamad looks to land a body kick but Supermies moved away.
Tamad uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Supermies.
Supermies throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Supermies scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tamad pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Juan Tamad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tamad thumps Supermies with a low kick.
Nice sprawl there from Tamad as Supermies shoots in.
Supermies changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tamad thuds a left hand into Supermies's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tamad cracks Supermies with an open hand slap.
Supermies scores with a push kick.
Tamad works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tamad, right into the meat.
Supermies shoots in looking for a takedown. Tamad tries to sprawl out of it but Supermies keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Tamad manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tamad looks to score with a jab to the body but Supermies is just out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Supermies.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Simo Supermies. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tamad ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tamad.
Tamad shoots for a takedown but Supermies saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Tamad throws a looping overhand right but Supermies ducks down to avoid it.
Tamad lands a lovely overhand right.
Tamad cracks Supermies with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tamad lands a leg kick that knocks Supermies off balance momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Tamad misses.
Supermies gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tamad tests Supermies's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tamad connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tamad looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Supermies tries to score a power double leg takedown but Tamad sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Supermies somewhat.
Tamad scores with a leg kick.
Supermies ducks under a wild hook from Tamad.
Supermies misses with a leg kick.
Tamad throws a good cross that connects.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Supermies lands a nice shot to the body.
Tamad connects with a leg kick. Supermies looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Supermies. Tamad does a little dance to reset his feet.
Supermies throws a hook but Tamad avoids it easily.
Tamad ducks under a wild hook from Supermies.
Supermies looks to score with a jab to the body but Tamad is just out of range.
Tamad is looking to slow Supermies down with leg kicks.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Supermies. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Tamad bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Simo Supermies's cut is getting worse.
Tamad throws a leg kick that is checked
and Supermies counters with a nice double leg into side control. Tamad won't be happy with that.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tamad is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Tamad is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Tamad sneaks back into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Supermies trying to control the action but Tamad is working from the bottom.
Tamad wants to improve his position but Supermies is controlling well.
Supermies wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tamad keeps working.
Tamad desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Supermies prevents Tamad from improving his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Supermies lands strikes from half guard.
Tamad is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Juan Tamad dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Simo Supermies's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Tamad lands with a cross.
Tamad swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Supermies closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That kick from Supermies tenderised Tamad's leg. Tamad is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tamad shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Supermies's guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tamad throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Supermies tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Supermies looking for a guillotine here but Tamad defends easily.
Supermies controls Tamad momentarily but Tamad frees himself.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Supermies has his foot on Tamad's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Tamad works his way back into a safe position though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tamad lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Tamad loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tamad trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tamad lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Supermies escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tamad gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Tamad chips away with some ground and pound.
Tamad lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Tamad's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Juan Tamad has got the better of the ground game so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Supermies is looking to stand up but Tamad isn't so interested in that idea.
Supermies avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Supermies looking to control.
Supermies uses the cage to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Tamad there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Supermies gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Supermies is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tamad.
Tamad misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Supermies takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Supermies's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tamad connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Supermies scrambles back to his feet.
Supermies misses with a low kick.
Supermies feints and as Tamad raises his hands in defense, Supermies changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Tamad managing to control the position.
Supermies throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tamad has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tamad is pulling down on Supermies's head to control his posture.
Supermies scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Tamad keeping full guard, as Supermies tries to pass.
Supermies in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Supermies throws an elbow that misses. Tamad uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Supermies's guard. Nice move by Tamad!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Tamad accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Tamad avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tamad postures up and lands a big shot to Supermies's brow.
Tamad landing with the ground and pound.
Supermies is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tamad passes into half guard.
Tamad passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Supermies!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Supermies is in a horrible position here. Tamad smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Tamad unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Supermies wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Tamad celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juan Tamad!
Our winner, Juan Tamad, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sam Stout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stout comes to the cage accompanied by Disturbed - Criminal. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sam Stout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stout shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A big right from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Stout's front leg with a kick but Stout checks it.
Stout works Fatherfockerusus's body with a nice hook.
Stout throws a big shot that misses.
Stout swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook but Stout blocks it.
Stout throws a sloppy head kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fatherfockerusus lands with an overhand left.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under a wild hook from Stout.
Stout scores with a shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Stout can pounce on him.
Good work by Fatherfockerusus as he checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stout lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fatherfockerusus at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus looks winded!
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus drops his hands momentarily and Stout takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
letting Stout counter with a right hand.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Stout does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stout connects with an inside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws an overhand right that lands on Stout's shoulder, as Stout tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stout.
Stout changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fatherfockerusus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stout cracks Fatherfockerusus with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Stout has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Fatherfockerusus to stand back up!
Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
Nice body punch from Stout.
Fatherfockerusus is still on wobbly legs! Can Stout finish him?
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Stout throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Fatherfockerusus is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sam Stout!
An out of breath Sam Stout thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zack Skyshriek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler comes to the cage accompanied by What does the Fox Say. The crowd seem to be enjoying Skyshriek's choice of entrance music: Moonlight Sonata. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Zack Skyshriek!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Impaler misses with a head kick.
The Impaler takes a swing at Skyshriek's ribcage but misses.
Skyshriek shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Impaler defends it nicely.
Skyshriek tries to clinch up.
Skyshriek throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and The Impaler counters with a nice double leg into side control. Skyshriek won't be happy with that.
We've been hearing that The Impaler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The Impaler is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Skyshriek's shoulder. That is not cool.
The Impaler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Skyshriek is looking to reverse the position.
Skyshriek seems a little lost for a moment, as The Impaler dominates the positioning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skyshriek manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler prevents Skyshriek from improving his position.
The Impaler keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
We're going to have a standup here because Vlad The Impaler wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Skyshriek scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Skyshriek takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Skyshriek swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Skyshriek drives through and clinches with The Impaler against the cage.
Skyshriek misses with some punches.
Skyshriek has had enough of the clinch but The Impaler keeps him there for the moment.
Skyshriek misses with a body punch.
Skyshriek misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Impaler tries to work over Skyshriek's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Impaler takes a shot to the head.
The Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Skyshriek misses with the head strike.
The Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Skyshriek presses The Impaler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The Impaler throws a punch but it's blocked by Skyshriek.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek lands a nice uppercut.
The Impaler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Skyshriek lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Skyshriek fails to land.
The Impaler lands a hook that snaps the head of Skyshriek backwards.
Skyshriek blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Skyshriek.
The Impaler lands a shoulder strike.
Skyshriek wants to stall.
Skyshriek lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Skyshriek.
The Impaler throws a head punch that misses.
The Impaler tries to work over Skyshriek's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Skyshriek is trying to stall.
Skyshriek lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Impaler backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Skyshriek.
The Impaler swings wildly with an uppercut but Skyshriek uses good head movement to avoid it.
Skyshriek lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Impaler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Skyshriek's elbow.
The Impaler lands a right hand.
Skyshriek lands with a light punch inside.
The Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Skyshriek lands a nice uppercut.
The Impaler prevents a body shot from Skyshriek.
The Impaler gets underhooks to prevent Skyshriek's takedown attempt.
The Impaler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skyshriek backwards.
The Impaler prevents a body shot from Skyshriek.
The Impaler lands with a right to the head.
Skyshriek pushes The Impaler back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Impaler throws a head punch that misses.
Skyshriek blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Impaler tries to throw a body punch but Skyshriek avoids it by throwing The Impaler back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Impaler.
Skyshriek working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Skyshriek.
Skyshriek lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The Impaler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Skyshriek blocking some punches.
Skyshriek's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Impaler drops his hands momentarily and Skyshriek takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Skyshriek tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skyshriek looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from The Impaler misses the target.
Skyshriek misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Skyshriek shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Impaler as he jumps to the side.
Vlad The Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zack Skyshriek.
The Impaler thows a leg kick but Skyshriek checks it
and Skyshriek counters with a nice body shot.
Skyshriek dips to his left and cracks The Impaler with an uppercut!
Skyshriek tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Impaler wants it to stay on the feet.
Skyshriek misses with a double jab
and The Impaler counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Skyshriek tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Zack Skyshriek will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Impaler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The Impaler lands a slapping body shot.
Skyshriek misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
Skyshriek looks to land a combination. The Impaler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nice straight punches there by Skyshriek. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Skyshriek.
Skyshriek shoots in for a takedown but The Impaler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Impaler checks a leg kick.
The Impaler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Skyshriek throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off.
Skyshriek misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zack Skyshriek seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Impaler misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Skyshriek misses the target.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Skyshriek. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Skyshriek throws a body punch but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler clobbers Skyshriek with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Skyshriek ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A bone on bone clash there as The Impaler blocks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skyshriek with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A left lands for Skyshriek.
Skyshriek throws a head kick that misses.
Skyshriek shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Zack Skyshriek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
The Impaler gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Skyshriek.
Skyshriek pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Impaler is out of range and Skyshriek settles back down.
The Impaler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Skyshriek throws a chopping leg kick but The Impaler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Impaler throws a hook but Skyshriek blocks it.
The Impaler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Skyshriek misses with a looping right.
Skyshriek takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Impaler motions for Skyshriek to come forward. The Impaler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skyshriek lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Skyshriek scores with a hook.
A leg kick checked by The Impaler.
Skyshriek misses with a low kick.
Skyshriek misses with a double jab.
Skyshriek attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Skyshriek tries to clinch but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek misses the shot to the body.
The Impaler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Donk. Skyshriek catches The Impaler right on the button with a cross.
The Impaler thows a body shot but no joy.
Skyshriek ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Impaler moves away.
The Impaler throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Skyshriek checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Skyshriek throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good leg kick by The Impaler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Skyshriek is breathing heavily.
Skyshriek is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Impaler.
A low kick from Skyshriek misses
and The Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Skyshriek lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Impaler at a distance.
Skyshriek on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Impaler throws a right hand that Skyshriek ducks under and follows up with a left that Skyshriek also avoids with ease.
Skyshriek throws a solid leg kick but The Impaler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Skyshriek.
The Impaler walks forward, straight into a front kick from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Impaler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Skyshriek wants to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Impaler throws a lazy head kick
and Skyshriek counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Skyshriek misses its intended target.
The Impaler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Skyshriek in his tracks.
Skyshriek avoids the body shot from The Impaler.
Skyshriek misses with a hook. The Impaler ducked under it nicely.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
A low kick from Skyshriek misses
and The Impaler counters with an inside leg kick.
Skyshriek throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Impaler's waist but The Impaler gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Skyshriek off to one side.
Vlad The Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zack Skyshriek.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Skyshriek's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Skyshriek tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
The Impaler throws a low kick but Skyshriek avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Skyshriek tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Vlad The Impaler will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
The Impaler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Skyshriek. Skyshriek obviously looking to wear him down.
Skyshriek looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Impaler is fending him off so far but Skyshriek persists. Nope, The Impaler circles away and we're back to standing.
Skyshriek wants to clinch
and Skyshriek takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Skyshriek throws a leg kick that misses.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Skyshriek moves out of range easily.
Skyshriek throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off.
Skyshriek swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Skyshriek just misses with a punch to the body.
Skyshriek tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A low kick from Skyshriek is predictable there
and The Impaler counters with a shoot takedown. Skyshriek fights it but they end up in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Skyshriek throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The Impaler content to stall in guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skyshriek looking for a guillotine here but The Impaler defends easily.
Skyshriek takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Impaler is stalling in the full guard.
The Impaler forces his way into half guard.
The Impaler is trying to control. Skyshriek wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The Impaler has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The Impaler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek has given up his back here. Will The Impaler look for the submission or keep pounding away?
The Impaler controlling from the back.
Vlad The Impaler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Skyshriek trying to control the action but The Impaler just sinks the hooks in.
Skyshriek tries to escape but The Impaler has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler biding his time, controlling Skyshriek.
The Impaler has the hooks in. Skyshriek is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The Impaler trying to control momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Vlad The Impaler just wasn't active enough.
Skyshriek lands with a hook. The Impaler tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Skyshriek shoots in and drives through. The Impaler sprawls well.
Skyshriek throws a hook to the side of The Impaler's head but The Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Skyshriek keeps The Impaler at a distance using the push kick.
The Impaler is looking to slow Skyshriek down with leg kicks.
The Impaler misses with a looping left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from The Impaler.
Skyshriek closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Skyshriek fails to land.
Skyshriek throws a head punch that misses.
Skyshriek's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Skyshriek misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skyshriek tries to work over The Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Impaler lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Impaler.
Skyshriek lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Skyshriek lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Impaler prevents Skyshriek from breaking the clinch.
The Impaler gets through Skyshriek's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Skyshriek lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Impaler.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Skyshriek misses with a short punch on the inside.
Skyshriek blocks a body shot from The Impaler.
The Impaler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Impaler misses with some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Impaler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Vlad The Impaler!
During a confident post fight interview, Vlad The Impaler thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keast Kann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phooey's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hong Kong Phooey. On his way into the cage it seems that Hong Kong Phooey has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hong Kong Phooey seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 25 - 1, fighting out of London, Keast Kann!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kann shoots in but no luck this time.
Phooey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kann's head.
Phooey throws a head kick but Kann moves out of range.
Kann throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Phooey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Phooey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Phooey misses with a wild combination.
Kann moves out of range of the body kick.
Phooey misses the shot to the body.
Phooey throws a half hearted mid kick.
Phooey displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kann.
Phooey throws a body punch but Kann moves out of range.
Kann misses with a straight left.
No joy there for Phooey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kann scores with a nice right hand.
Kann will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A left lands for Kann.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kann missing with a left hand there. Phooey was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kann ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phooey moves away.
Kann fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Phooey throws a low kick but Kann moves out of range easily.
Phooey goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kann is rocked!
We've been informed that Kann has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Phooey tries to bum rush Kann with a series of wild strikes but Kann uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kann is still on wobbly legs! Can Phooey finish him?
Phooey feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Kann crashing to the mat! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hong Kong Phooey!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Brit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tj Cummings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cummings has chosen The Misfits - Die Die My Darling as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Johnny Brit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tj Cummings!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cummings blocks a jab.
Cummings ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brit moves away.
Brit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cummings can pounce on him.
Cummings with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cummings lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cummings fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brit is out of range.
Brit looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cummings lands a big head kick that sends Brit tumbling to the mat! Cummings takes a step backwards and waves Brit back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Brit is rocked!
It looks like Johnny Brit has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Oh Brit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Brit looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cummings lands a right hand from hell, dropping Brit. Cummings pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tj Cummings!
Tj Cummings decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sun Ra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sun Ra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ra checks it well.
Sun Ra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ra looks to score with a jab to the body but McWeakhands is just out of range.
McWeakhands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ra takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ra has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Ra moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A lazy left from Ra finds it's target.
Ra throws a jab but it's blocked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ra swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
Ra connects with a solid leg kick.
Ra scores with a kick to the midsection.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ra.
Ra slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
McWeakhands has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Ra fails with the takedown
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands lands with an overhand left.
Ra blocks the body kick.
Ra tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McWeakhands is able to avoid easily.
McWeakhands does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McWeakhands scores with a head kick. Ra tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ra scores with a shot to the body.
Ra scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ra shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ra throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands walks into a left hand.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWeakhands lands a nice looking body shot.
An inside leg kick from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and McWeakhands wants it to stay on the feet.
Ra walks into a jab.
Ra keeps the fight on the outside.
Ra ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ra misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McWeakhands misses with a wild combination.
McWeakhands throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ra.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch
and Ra counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McWeakhands lands with a cross.
Good work by Ra as he checks the leg kick.
McWeakhands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ra walks into a straight right hand from McWeakhands.
Ra keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ra throws a nice head kick!
McWeakhands lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
Ra connects with a high kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McWeakhands lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ra throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ra keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ra on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ra dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McWeakhands. That did some damage!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ra throws a leg kick
and McWeakhands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ra throws a leg kick
and McWeakhands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ra avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Ra moved away.
Ra scores with a hook.
McWeakhands missing with a left hand there. Ra was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ra throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ra connects with a high kick.
Ra tries to clinch there but McWeakhands circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ra.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ra has time to react.
McWeakhands blocks the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dumbass McWeakhands will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ra misses the jab.
McWeakhands fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice defenses there by McWeakhands.
Ra stuns McWeakhands with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWeakhands tries to work over Ra's front leg with a kick but Ra checks it.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that Ra semi-blocks.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Ra avoids it easily.
Ra moves in looking to clinch but McWeakhands pushes him off.
McWeakhands takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands missing with a left hand there. Ra was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ra swings widly with a right hand
and McWeakhands counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ra's knee momentarily.
Ra lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McWeakhands fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A lazy left from McWeakhands finds it's target.
McWeakhands attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ra pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ra lands with a good body shot.
McWeakhands throws a shot from downtown. Ra moves away and avoids it.
McWeakhands takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McWeakhands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ra finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by McWeakhands.
Ra takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands blocks a head kick by Ra.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Ra checks it.
A low kick from Ra misses
and McWeakhands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWeakhands tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ra counters with a leg kick.
McWeakhands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ra looks to throw a body kick
and McWeakhands counters with a good low kick that Ra was not able to check.
Ra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McWeakhands. McWeakhands obviously looking to wear him down.
McWeakhands does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sloppy strikes from Ra. Those never looked like landing.
Ra tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands slips a straight right by Ra.
Ra throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ra tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some bone on bone action there as McWeakhands checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McWeakhands misses with a head kick.
McWeakhands scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ra makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ra throws a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
McWeakhands misses with a straight right.
McWeakhands blocks a head kick by Ra.
Ra is looking to clinch but McWeakhands is avoiding it.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the side of Ra's head but Ra sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWeakhands lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McWeakhands, right into the meat.
Ra fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ra misses with an uppercut. McWeakhands saw that one coming.
Ra throws a right and a left that McWeakhands avoids nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Ra.
Ra looks to throw the jab but McWeakhands is out of range.
McWeakhands darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands cracks Ra with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Ra moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as McWeakhands checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Ra throws a leg kick
and McWeakhands counters with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ra connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McWeakhands scrambles back to his feet.
Ra jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Ra takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.
McWeakhands connects with a looping right hand.
Ra shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
McWeakhands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ra goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ra swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
Ra lands a jab to McWeakhands's midsection.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Ra.
Ra has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McWeakhands.
Ra walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McWeakhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Ra is out of range and McWeakhands settles back down.
Ra throws a predictable looking body shot
letting McWeakhands counter with a right hand.
Ra chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McWeakhands can pounce on him.
McWeakhands smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ra lands a head kick. McWeakhands smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
McWeakhands on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ra. Ra obviously looking to wear him down.
Ra is looking to land body kicks.
Ra connects with a looping right hand.
McWeakhands throws a nice head kick!
McWeakhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The fighters circling - McWeakhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ra throws out a powerful jab.
McWeakhands has managed to clinch.
Nice elbow from Ra.
McWeakhands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ra can't find room to land a body shot as McWeakhands controls the action.
McWeakhands jumps guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Ra controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands is adopting a defensive guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Ra misses with a lunging right hand
and McWeakhands counters with a good low kick that Ra was not able to check.
McWeakhands tried to score with a low kick but Ra checks it.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Ra blocks it.
Ra tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by McWeakhands. That's going to slow Ra down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands motions for Ra to come forward. McWeakhands throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ra moves into range and connects with a jab.
McWeakhands takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ra is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ra throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ra throws a combination that misses
and McWeakhands counters with a left and a right that stings Ra.
Ra defending well as McWeakhands loads up on a big left hand.
Sun Ra has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McWeakhands. McWeakhands obviously looking to wear him down.
Ra attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McWeakhands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWeakhands avoids a kick to the body.
Ra wants to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands moves out of range of the leg kick from Ra.
McWeakhands checks a leg kick.
Ra missing with a left hand there. McWeakhands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWeakhands scores with a hook to the body. Ra takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ra wants to clinch up but McWeakhands keeps it at a distance.
McWeakhands slips a straight right by Ra.
Ra attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ra tries a head kick but it misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ra thows a body shot but no joy.
McWeakhands feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ra's calf.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dumbass McWeakhands comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McWeakhands has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
After winning the bout, Dumbass McWeakhands thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hjalmar Soderberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Inc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inc has chosen Bad Moon Rising as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hjalmar Soderberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Inc!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Inc looks for a takedown but Soderberg sprawls well.
Inc misses with the combination.
Inc fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Soderberg throws a body punch but Inc moves out of range.
Soderberg connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
It looks like Dick Inc has been cut.
Inc with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Soderberg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Inc.
Soderberg tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Inc swivels and escapes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Inc tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Soderberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Soderberg misses with an uppercut
and Inc counters with a shoot takedown. Soderberg fights it but they end up in guard.
Inc throwing strikes but missing.
Inc trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Soderberg manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Inc is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Soderberg content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Soderberg showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Inc had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Soderberg defends it easily.
Soderberg content to stall in guard here.
Inc is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Inc being controlled here, momentarily.
Inc is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Inc looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Soderberg is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Hjalmar Soderberg wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Inc pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A good leg kick by Soderberg.
Soderberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inc misses with a hook.
Inc scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Soderberg is looking to reverse the position.
Inc working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Soderberg holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.
Soderberg manages to get back to half guard.
Soderberg trying to control but Inc postures up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Inc is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Soderberg has managed to free his arm - good work.
Soderberg looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg wants to get back to full guard.
Inc passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Soderberg!
Soderberg wants to control but Inc is having none of it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Inc throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Inc is landing with some decent strikes but Soderberg is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Soderberg suckers Inc into throwing a sloppy strike and uses the momentum to reverse the position beautifully! Soderberg is now in Inc's guard!
Inc is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dick Inc will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Dick Inc's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Inc slips a jab from Soderberg.
Soderberg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Soderberg throws a sloppy head kick and Inc moves out of range easily.
Inc with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Soderberg shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Inc napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Inc is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Soderberg's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Soderberg is pressing down on Inc's thigh, looking to free his foot. Inc is holding on for now.
Inc is pressing down on Soderberg's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Inc working a defensive guard here.
Inc lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Soderberg!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Soderberg is desperately trying to improve his position but Inc has a good base and remains in mount.
Soderberg wants to hold on but Inc pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Inc looking to finish with strikes here!
Soderberg tries to hold on but Inc pushes him away.
Inc scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Inc throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Soderberg wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Inc has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Soderberg has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Inc is not going to allow Soderberg to sit and survive in this position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Inc struggling to land strikes to the head as Soderberg covers up.
Inc is persistently looking for the submission but Soderberg is defending it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Inc has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Soderberg defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Soderberg is in a bad position with Inc working for a choke. Soderberg manages to spin nicely into guard and the danger is over for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Inc has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Soderberg can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Soderberg looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Inc keeping moving, preventing Soderberg from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg got a little sloppy there for a moment and Inc has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Soderberg has managed to get both his arms back between Inc's legs - danger averted.
Soderberg controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Soderberg wants to control from the top but Inc keeps moving.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Hjalmar Soderberg just wasn't active enough.
Inc tried to score with a low kick but Soderberg checks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soderberg slips a jab and a cross from Inc.
Inc lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Inc showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Dick Inc's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Inc looking to score a takedown here. Soderberg is defending well but Inc drives through and ends up in Soderberg's guard.
Soderberg working a defensive guard here.
Inc wants to control from the top but Soderberg keeps moving.
Inc pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Soderberg is keeping the position for now.
Soderberg throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Soderberg throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Inc working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Soderberg tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Inc slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Inc in side control lands a decent elbow.
Soderberg is trying to improve his position.
Soderberg manages to get back to half guard.
Soderberg tries to roll over but Inc keeps him under control.
Hjalmar Soderberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Inc throwing shots but Soderberg is blocking nicely.
Soderberg regains full guard. Nicely done.
Inc wants to control from the top but Soderberg keeps moving.
Inc loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Inc looking to pass the guard.
Inc preventing the sweep.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Inc postures up and lands a big shot to Soderberg's brow.
Soderberg tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Inc is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Soderberg looking to control.
Inc sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Soderberg's guard.
Soderberg wants to improve his position but Inc is controlling well.
Inc seems to be working for a kimura but Soderberg defends the submission attempt.
Inc lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Inc lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Soderberg is rocked!
Inc is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Soderberg is just riding it out for now. Inc eventually gives up the hold.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inc not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Soderberg looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Soderberg is not content to let Inc control the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Soderberg actively working from the bottom here.
Inc passes to full mount!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Inc comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Inc winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Inc!
Dick Inc seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Hjalmar Soderberg had this to say: 'Listen...need to start thinking about my future. Can't keep taking punishment at this rate.'.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kauko Partio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Partio has chosen Partio enters the arena, that's one mean looking little fucker right there! as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kauko Partio!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Loompa misses its intended target.
Loompa cracks Partio with an open hand slap.
Partio tries to land a front kick but Loompa steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A shot to the liver by Loompa. Beautiful body shot.
Loompa misses with a hook. Partio ducked under it nicely.
Loompa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Partio. Partio circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Partio takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.
Partio looks to throw a body kick
and Loompa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loompa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Partio manages to avoid it.
Loompa lands a jab to Partio's midsection.
Loompa throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Partio moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Partio lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Partio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loompa is looking to wear down Partio with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Loompa moves out of range of the body kick.
Partio connects with a jab.
Partio misses with a lunging right hand
and Loompa counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Loompa lands with a punch from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Loompa connects with a nice short shot to Partio's temple.
Loompa is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Loompa throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Loompa trying to control from half guard but Partio is working away.
Partio has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loompa is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Partio is looking for a sweep. Loompa is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but Partio defending well.
Partio is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Loompa pulls his head out easily.
Loompa trying to control from half guard but Partio is working away.
Loompa is looking for a kimura but Partio is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Loompa to get the leverage.
Partio is concentrating on defense, preventing Loompa from advancing position.
Loompa thows a huge punch but Partio dodges it nicely.
Loompa is trying to control the action in half guard but Partio is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Partio is pressing down on Loompa's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Partio working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loompa.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa trying to control but Partio is working from the bottom.
Partio looking for a sweep. Not yet Partio, not yet.
Loompa got a little sloppy there for a moment and Partio has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Loompa has managed to get both his arms back between Partio's legs - danger averted.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
Partio working a defensive guard here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio is looking for a triangle but Loompa pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Partio swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Loompa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Partio. Partio circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Partio throws a leg kick
and Loompa counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Loompa misses with a lunging right hand
and Partio counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Partio is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Partio is pressing down on Loompa's thigh, looking to free his foot. Loompa is holding on for now.
Partio thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Partio controlling the action here.
Loompa is looking to control Partio's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Loompa avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Loompa tries to roll over but Partio keeps him under control.
Well, if Partio is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Partio throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Partio is trying to control. Loompa wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Oompa Loompa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Loompa is looking for a sweep. Partio is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Loompa wants to control but Partio is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio wants to control but Loompa is keeping him busy.
Loompa is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Partio's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Partio's back!
Partio can't escape the position.
Loompa is looking to control Partio but Partio is wriggling around and keeping busy.
You can see the frustration on Partio's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Partio is trapped and Loompa is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Loompa patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Partio manages to reverse the position and now he's in Loompa's guard. Nice work there by Partio.
Partio postures up in Loompa's guard and throws a big left but Loompa blocks it.
Loompa seems keen to control Partio's posture.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throwing strikes but missing.
Partio trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Loompa looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Partio avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Partio showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Partio lands a couple of elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Partio's guard.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
Partio wants to sweep here but Loompa controlling him for the moment.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Partio wants to sweep but no luck.
Loompa trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Kauko Partio will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Loompa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A chopping leg kick lands by Loompa.
Partio pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Partio missing with a left hand there. Loompa was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice shot by Partio.
Loompa tries to land a body kick
and Partio counters by clinching up.
A short uppercut from Partio.
Partio can't find room to land a body shot as Loompa controls the action.
Partio swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Partio tries to throw a body punch but Loompa avoids it by throwing Partio back against the cage.
Loompa struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.
Loompa can't find room to land a body shot as Partio controls the action.
Loompa scores with a hook to the body.
Loompa is struggling to control the position.
Partio is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Loompa pushes Partio back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio blocks an uppercut.
Partio tries to stall but Loompa uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Partio misses with a hook to the ribs.
Partio working aggressively here.
Loompa throws a head punch that misses.
Partio goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Partio.
Loompa tries a body shot but Partio blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Loompa struggles to land a body shot inside as Partio controls his hands.
Loompa tries a body shot but Partio blocks it.
Loompa taking a breather.
Loompa holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Partio lands a nice shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa lands a right hand.
Loompa lands with a light punch inside.
A short body shot lands from Loompa as the two fighters clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Loompa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio gets through Loompa's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Partio blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Loompa lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Partio backwards.
Loompa presses Partio against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Loompa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Partio prevents a body shot from Loompa.
Partio misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Partio.
Partio has hold of one of Loompa's legs. Loompa is fighting the takedown attempt but Partio gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa wants to sweep here but Partio controlling him for the moment.
Loompa looking to control.
Loompa keeping full guard, as Partio tries to pass.
Loompa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Partio manages to get himself to full guard.
Loompa advances to half guard.
Partio wants to get back to full guard but Loompa has mounted him!
Loompa tries to control but Partio wriggling away.
Partio is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio regains half guard.
Loompa is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Loompa winds up and cracks Partio with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Loompa prevents Partio from improving his position.
Loompa is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loompa throwing shots but Partio is blocking nicely.
Loompa prevents Partio from improving his position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Partio manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A leg kick checked by Partio.
Partio wants to slow Loompa down by chopping away at his legs.
Kauko Partio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Partio takes one on the button.
Loompa lands an overhand right.
Good standup being displayed there by Partio as he connects with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loompa. Partio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Partio throws a nice outside leg kick.
Loompa looks for the body kick but Partio saw that one coming.
Loompa misses with a body kick.
Partio lands with a good body shot.
Partio bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Loompa's head.
Partio lands with a right hand.
Loompa throws out a loose jab but Partio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loompa misses with a hook. Partio ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Partio scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oompa Loompa is winning the standup battle so far.
Partio misses the shot to the body.
Loompa misses with a looping right.
Partio throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Loompa throws a nice inside leg kick.
Partio thows a body shot but no joy.
A clash of legs there as Loompa blocks the low kick.
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa misses with a body kick.
Loompa tries to score with a low kick but Partio moves his leg out of the way.
Loompa throws a leg kick
and Partio counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio tries to break free but Loompa pushes him back against the cage.
Loompa has Partio pressed against the cage, preventing Partio from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Partio fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Partio lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Loompa on the inside.
Partio breaks the clinch.
Loompa takes a swing at Partio's ribcage but misses.
Partio buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Partio there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loompa throws a jab when Partio was well out of range.
Loompa dips to his left and cracks Partio with an uppercut!
Partio fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Partio throws a chopping leg kick but Loompa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Partio avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio digs a good hook to Loompa's body.
Loompa wants to land a leg kick but Partio is out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Loompa blocks the leg kick.
Partio changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Loompa tries to avoid it but Partio manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Loompa to the ground. Loompa escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Partio dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loompa. That did some damage!
Loompa avoids the head kick by Partio.
Loompa pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Partio uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Partio pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Loompa throws a leg kick that misses.
Loompa turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Partio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Partio throws a sloppy head kick and Loompa moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Loompa misses the target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Loompa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Partio has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Partio and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Loompa throws a body kick that misses.
Partio tried to score with a low kick but Loompa checks it.
Loompa ducks right into an uppercut from Partio.
Loompa swings for the body but Partio moves out of range.
Partio blocks a jab.
Loompa shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Loompa has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Partio.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A thudding body kick lands there by Loompa!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loompa fails with the takedown.
Loompa throws a leg kick but Partio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Kauko Partio will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Partio bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Loompa's head.
Partio blocks a low kick nicely.
Loompa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Partio doesn't seem bothered though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Loompa.
Loompa moves out of range of the leg kick from Partio.
Partio looks to land a combination but Loompa avoids it well.
A head kick misses from Partio.
Partio throws a sloppy head kick and Loompa moves out of range easily.
Partio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loompa was well out of range. Poor timing from Partio.
Partio ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Partio misses the shot to the body.
Loompa cracks the inside of Partio's front leg.
Loompa throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Partio thuds his right hand into Loompa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Partio tries to work over Loompa's front leg with a kick but Loompa checks it.
Partio looks for the body kick but Loompa saw that one coming.
A cross from Partio lands.
Partio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Loompa.
Loompa tries to land a front kick but Partio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Loompa misses with an attempted mid kick.
Loompa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Partio. That did some damage!
Loompa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Partio uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Loompa.
Partio just misses with a punch to the body.
Partio misses with a right hand
and Loompa counters with a shoot takedown. Partio fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Partio keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Loompa wants to control from the top but Partio keeps moving.
Partio escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loompa gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Partio is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Partio.
Loompa throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Loompa stands up over Partio, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Loompa preventing the sweep.
Loompa is looking to work some ground and pound but Partio has wrist control.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Partio wants to sweep but no luck.
Loompa is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Loompa is working Partio over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loompa defends well.
Loompa works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Partio looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Loompa is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Partio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that's the end of the fight!
Oompa Loompa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Loompa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 50:47
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 50:47
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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