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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gray Son (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arthur Pandora (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pandora has chosen Gonna Fly Now as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!



181 cm
29
171 lbs
18 - 14 - 0
180 cm
31
181 lbs
24 - 22 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
TWGC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank


Steel Penn's All 160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gray Son!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Arthur Pandora!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Donatello Bradman and Summer Carpenter.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Pandora jumps guard and drags Son to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Pandora looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Pandora is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Son defends well.
Son sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Son has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Gray Son has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.

Pandora gets tackled into the cage by Son. Son maintains the clinch.
Pandora prevents a body shot from Son.
Pandora tries to pull guard but Son holds him up against the cage and eventually Pandora drops back down to his feet.
Knees to the body from Pandora.
A right hand to the body from Son.
Son is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pandora fails to pull guard.
Son lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pandora.
Pandora tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Son smiles and moves away.
Gray Son has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arthur Pandora.
Pandora throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandora pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pandora throws a head kick that misses.
Pandora pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pandora misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Son closes the distance and clinches.
Son lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Son stalling against the cage.
Son lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Son.
Son lands a body shot.
Son lands a body punch in the clinch.
Son lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora wants to get back to striking at distance but Son won't allow it.
Pandora tries to pull guard but Son holds him up against the cage and eventually Pandora drops back down to his feet.
A short right from Son on the inside.
Son has Pandora pressed against the cage, preventing Pandora from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pandora trying to land knees to the body.
Son lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hand to the body from Son.
Pandora missing with knees to the body.
Son goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Son blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice body punch from Son - that landed with a thud.
Son managing to block the knees to the body from Pandora.
Pandora jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Son walks away with a smile on his face. Pandora gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Son misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pandora moves out of range of the leg kick from Son.
Son jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Son tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pandora ducks under a wild hook from Son.
Pandora tries to clinch but Son moves out of range.
Pandora throws a nice head kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pandora throws a low kick but Son avoids it.
Pandora tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pandora looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Son thows a leg kick but Pandora checks it
and Pandora counters with an inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pandora - that will leave a mark!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Son moves out of range as Pandora throws a body kick.
Pandora lands a head kick!
Some bone on bone action there as Son checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gray Son dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Pandora ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pandora connects with a solid leg kick.
Son wants to clinch up but Pandora keeps it at a distance.
Pandora scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Son fails with an attempt to clinch.
Son throws a right and a left that Pandora avoids nicely.

Son rushes Pandora and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Pandora.
Son misses with a hook to the ribs.
Son on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Son.
Pandora is trying to pull guard but Son has him pressed against the cage.
Son tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pandora's elbow.
Pandora jumps guard but Son turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Son dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Son for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Son working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Son escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Son takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Son moves out of range of the leg kick from Pandora.
Pandora walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Arthur Pandora has been cut.
Pandora feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Son's calf.

Son lands a big head kick that sends Pandora tumbling to the mat! Son takes a step backwards and waves Pandora back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Pandora is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pandora throws the kick towards the body but Son avoids it.
Pandora is still on wobbly legs! Can Son finish him?
Son avoids the head kick by Pandora.
Pandora showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Son.
Arthur Pandora seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pandora lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pandora seems to have recovered his senses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandora throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Pandora.
Pandora throws a half hearted mid kick.
Son with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pandora checks a low kick from Son.
Son throws a low kick but Pandora moves out of range easily.
Son wants to slow Pandora down by chopping away at his legs.
Pandora tries to clinch
and Son counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pandora throws a nice outside leg kick.
Son feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pandoras jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Pandora moves in looking to clinch but Son pushes him off.
Pandora throws a wild body kick that Son sees coming a mile off.
Pandora uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Son.
Pandora wants to slow Son down by chopping away at his legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Son throws a head kick but Pandora moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pandora looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pandora throws a sloppy head kick and Son moves out of range easily.
Pandora misses with a head kick.
Pandora tries to clinch there but Son circles away.
Pandora misses with a low kick.

Son rushes Pandora and presses him up against the cage.
Son tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Son lands a shoulder strike.
Son lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Pandora is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Son to keep the fight standing.
Gray Son has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arthur Pandora.
Son managing to block the knees to the body from Pandora.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Son is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Pandora crunches a lovely knee into Son's ribcage.
A right hook to the body lands for Son.
Son misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Son lands a body punch in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Son working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A frustrated look appears on Pandora's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A body shot lands from Son.
Pandora blocks a body shot from Son.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Son misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Son avoiding damage as Pandora throws knees to the body.
Son is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pandora missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gray Son dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Arthur Pandora's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Nice body kick there by Pandora.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pandora.
Horrible takedown by Son or perhaps it was just good defense by Pandora which made him look bad.
Son lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Son lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pandora has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pandora and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gray Son is winning the standup battle so far.

Pandora moves into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Son takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Son misses with a body punch.

Pandora breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Son misses with a head kick.
Son lands with a thumping leg kick.
Son uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pandora has time to react.
Son checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Son blocks the leg kick.
Son takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Son scores with a jab to the head.
Nice uppercut there from Son.
An inside leg kick from Son misses.
Pandora misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pandora throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Son blocks a head kick by Pandora.
Pandora throws a head kick but Son moves out of range.
Son missing with a left hand there. Pandora was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Son connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Son clinches with his opponent.
Gray Son has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pandora is trying to pull guard but Son turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Arthur Pandora has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Son lands a right hand.
Son misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pandora tries to pull guard but Son won't allow it.
A right hook to the body lands for Son.
Pandora takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Son lands with a left to the head.
Son doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pandora tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Son smiles and moves away.
Gray Son has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Arthur Pandora.
Pandora throws a low kick but Son avoids it.
Son scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Son thuds his right hand into Pandora's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pandora is looking to clinch.
Pandora takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pandora throws a half hearted mid kick.
Son tries a head kick but it misses.

Son closes the distance and clinches.
Pandora jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Son walks away with a smile on his face. Pandora gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Pandora throws out a leg kick but Son moves out of range and Pandora only half commits.
Son takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
An inside leg kick lands from Son.
Pandora scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Son checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pandora looks for the body kick but Son saw that one coming.
Pandora tries to land a front kick but Son steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Son lands a big head kick that sends Pandora tumbling to the mat! Son takes a step backwards and waves Pandora back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A lazy body kick from Pandora
enabling Son to counter with a crisp jab.
Pandora walks straight into a right hand from Son - that's dropped him! Son jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Pandora from any more punishment! Pandora complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Gray Son!
After winning the bout, Gray Son thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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A
G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
95%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bull Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akseli Suokuokka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suokuokka has chosen The Bags - Cavemen Rejoice as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!



200 cm
25
280 lbs
11 - 8 - 0
189 cm
29
255 lbs
15 - 14 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful


Steel Penn's All 160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bull Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Akseli Suokuokka!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suokuokka throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Suokuokka wants to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Suokuokka lands with a shot to the body.
Dog connects with a body shot.
Suokuokka jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Suokuokka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dog scores with a body shot.
Dog lands with an uppercut that bounces Suokuokka off the cage and back into range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice shot by Dog.
Dog checks a leg kick.
Suokuokka doesn't manage to clinch there - Dog circles away.
Suokuokka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dog missing with a left hand there. Suokuokka was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Suokuokka is looking to land body kicks.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dog looks to score with a jab to the body but Suokuokka is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Suokuokka. Dog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Suokuokka misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suokuokka moves away.
Dog thows a body shot but no joy.
Dog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dog throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dog makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dog throws a jab when Suokuokka was well out of range.
Dog stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A head kick misses from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dog rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Suokuokka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dog thows a body shot but no joy.
Dog feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Suokuokkas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dog lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dog avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Suokuokka misses with a body kick.
Dog thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Suokuokka closes the distance and clinches.
A shot in the inside from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka misses with some punches.
Suokuokka misses with a punch to the body.
Suokuokka tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dog smiles and moves away.
Dog is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A jab from Dog does it's job there.
Dog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Suokuokka moves out of range of the strikes.
Dog avoids the body shot from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dog is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Decent striking displayed by Dog there.
Dog ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suokuokka moves away.
Dog uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka misses with a leg kick.
Dog connects with a looping right hand.
Suokuokka misses with a double jab.
Suokuokka ducks right into an uppercut from Dog.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Suokuokka dives in and grabs Dog's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dog pushes down on Suokuokka's head and hops out.
Suokuokka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dog tests Suokuokka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Suokuokka.
Suokuokka looks to land a combination but Dog avoids it well.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dog counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Suokuokka throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dog was covering up waiting for the punch and Suokuokka finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Dog wants to stand up but Suokuokka is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Suokuokka tries to free his leg and advance position but Dog is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bull Dog dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Suokuokka tries to clinch but Dog is having none of it.
Suokuokka tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dog is able to avoid easily.
Suokuokka moves to clinch but Dog breaks away
and Dog counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Suokuokka fails with an attempt to clinch.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Dog.
Dog lands a right hook to the body.
Suokuokka tries to clinch there but Dog circles away.
Suokuokka shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dog as he jumps to the side.
Dog throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dog works Suokuokka's body with a nice hook.
Dog misses with an uppercut. Suokuokka saw that one coming.
Dog misses with a series of wild punches.
Suokuokka ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dog takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but Dog is having none of it.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up.
Dog keeps the fight on the outside.
A telegraphed right hand from Dog misses the target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Suokuokka. Dog shrugs it off though.
Suokuokka avoids the body shot from Dog.
Suokuokka fails with an attempt to clinch.
Suokuokka tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dog swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A big right from Suokuokka misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suokuokka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Suokuokka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dog.
Suokuokka moves in looking to clinch but Dog pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suokuokka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Suokuokka moves in looking to clinch but Dog pushes him off.
Dog throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Suokuokka on the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Suokuokka moves in looking to clinch but Dog pushes him off.
Dog's jab looks to have found its range, popping Suokuokka under the eye.
No joy there for Dog, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Suokuokka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dog paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dog blocks a head kick by Suokuokka.
Dog scores with a jab to the head.
Dog is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suokuokka looks for a takedown but Dog sprawls well.
Dog ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suokuokka moves away.
Suokuokka doesn't manage to clinch there - Dog circles away.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but Dog is having none of it.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up but Dog circles away and keeps his distance.
Dog misses with a left hand
and Suokuokka makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Dog misses with an uppercut. Suokuokka saw that one coming.
Dog misses with a hook.
Dog takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Suokuokka.
Bull Dog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dog manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suokuokka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dog swats away the attempt to clinch by Suokuokka.
The fight stays on the outside here - Suokuokka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dog counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Suokuokka looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dog with a hook.
Dog digs a good hook to Suokuokka's body.
Suokuokka shoots in for a double leg but Dog sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bull Dog has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Akseli Suokuokka.
Sloppy strikes from Dog. Those never looked like landing.
Dog sizes up Suokuokka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dog manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Suokuokka has managed to clinch.
Dog is trying to break free.
Suokuokka fails to pull guard.
Dog gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka tries a body shot but Dog blocks it.
Suokuokka lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dog backwards.
Suokuokka keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dog's efforts to push away.

Suokuokka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dog misses with a body shot
and Suokuokka connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dog fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Suokuokka manages to avoid it.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bull Dog will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!



Suokuokka moves into range and clinches up with Dog.
Nice body punch from Suokuokka.
Dog has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Suokuokka leaning his opponent against the cage.
Suokuokka receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Suokuokka stalling in the clinch but Dog improves position.
A short right from Dog.
Suokuokka tries to throw a body punch but Dog avoids it by throwing Suokuokka back against the cage.
Dog goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Suokuokka is trying to pull guard but Dog turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Suokuokka is leaning against Dog and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Suokuokka tries to work over Dog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Suokuokka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suokuokka misses with a body kick.
Dog throws a nice looking combination but Suokuokka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dog swats away the attempt to clinch by Suokuokka.
Dog avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dog lands a right hook to the body.
Dog looks to score with a jab to the body but Suokuokka is just out of range.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Suokuokka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dog works Suokuokka's body with a nice hook.
Dog lands a jab to the nose.
Dog misses with a body shot.
Suokuokka tries to clinch
and Dog cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up but Dog circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog scores with a crisp jab that stopped Suokuokka in his tracks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Suokuokka fails with an attempt to clinch.

Suokuokka closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Dog scores with a shot to the side of Suokuokka's head.
Suokuokka tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dog's elbow.

Dog breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dog swats away the attempt to clinch by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka wants to clinch up but Dog keeps it at a distance.
Bull Dog is winning the standup battle so far.
Suokuokka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Akseli Suokuokka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dog scores with a nice head shot.
Nice uppercut there from Dog.
Dog wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dog connects with a body shot.
Dog misses with a two punch combination.
Akseli Suokuokka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dog manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dog connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dog tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Suokuokka was well out of range. Poor timing from Dog.
Suokuokka takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Suokuokka tries to clinch there but Dog circles away.
Dog thows a body shot but no joy.
Suokuokka tries to clinch but Dog is having none of it.
Suokuokka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dog looks to land a right hand but Suokuokka moved out of range.
Dog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dog throws a hook but Suokuokka blocks it.
Dog throws a good cross that connects.
Dog scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Suokuokka doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Suokuokka is looking to land body kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dog swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dog connects with a jab.
Suokuokka throws a lazy right hand but Dog sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Suokuokka tries to clinch up.
Suokuokka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Suokuokka scores with a kick to the body.
Suokuokka fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dog swats away the attempt to clinch by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka tries to clinch
and Dog counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Suokuokka comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Suokuokka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dog.
Suokuokka shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dog as he jumps to the side.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Suokuokka tries to clinch but Dog moves out of range.
Dog works Suokuokka's body with a nice hook.
Bull Dog is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dog catches Suokuokka with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

And that's the end of the fight!
Bull Dog showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dog, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bull Dog!

A very excited looking Bull Dog rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Junior Kilat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Handsome B Wonderful (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



175 cm
28
180 lbs
16 - 5 - 0
178 cm
27
185 lbs
12 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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Steel Penn's All 160


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Junior Kilat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Handsome B Wonderful!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Kilat misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kilat, right into the meat.
Kilat pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wonderful has a takedown stuffed.
A big left from Kilat misses.
Wonderful throws a right hand that misses
and Kilat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kilat throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Handsome B Wonderful seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilat misses with a leg kick.
Wonderful bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kilat comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wonderful uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kilat.
Wonderful checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kilat is looking to slow Wonderful down with leg kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wonderful stuns Kilat with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wonderful closes the distance and clinches up with Kilat, looking for a takedown. Wonderful pushes Kilat against the cage but Kilat circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wonderful closes the distance and clinches up with Kilat, looking for a takedown. Wonderful pushes Kilat against the cage but Kilat circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Junior Kilat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Handsome B Wonderful.
Wonderful walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kilat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kilat connects with a jab.
Kilat misses with an uppercut. Wonderful saw that one coming.
Wonderful ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kilat moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kilat. Wonderful does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wonderful keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wonderful fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kilat lands a jab to Wonderful's midsection.
Wonderful throws a lazy right hand but Kilat sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kilat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wonderful swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kilat gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wonderful shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kilat defends it nicely.
Wonderful throws a series of punches but Kilat moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilat displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wonderful throws out the jab.
Kilat jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kilat, as that shot connected.
Kilat looks to score with a jab to the body but Wonderful is just out of range.
Kilat doesn't manage to clinch there - Wonderful circles away.
Kilat misses with a body kick.
A good leg kick by Kilat.
Kilat doesn't manage to clinch there - Wonderful circles away.
Kilat tries to clinch up
and Wonderful counters with a straight right hand.
Wonderful avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wonderful throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kilat counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Wonderful fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Kilat to the ground. Wonderful is now in Kilat's guard.
Kilat controlling Wonderful's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilat looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wonderful prevents Kilat from getting back to his feet.
Kilat is trying to control the position but Wonderful postures up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Junior Kilat wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Wonderful changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kilat tries to avoid it but Wonderful manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kilat to the ground. Kilat escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Kilat needs to keep his hands up - Wonderful had a free shot at his head there.
Wonderful with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wonderful tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilat was well out of range. Poor timing from Wonderful.
Kilat tries to clinch but Wonderful is having none of it.
Wonderful avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wonderful shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kilat sprawls well. Kilat wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Wonderful gets slowly back to his feet.
Kilat throws a big shot that misses.
Wonderful throws a series of punches but Kilat avoids them all with ease.
Kilat throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wonderful sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kilat throws a sloppy head kick and Wonderful moves out of range easily.
Wonderful throws the left hand but Kilat avoids the punch easily.
Kilat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kilat lands a two punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wonderful takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kilat throws a good cross that connects.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Junior Kilat dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Wonderful throws a right hand that misses
and Kilat counters with a head kick. That will keep Wonderful thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Kilat looks to throw the jab but Wonderful is out of range.
Handsome B Wonderful is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fighters circling - Kilat throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kilat tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wonderful swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kilat has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wonderful finds it's way round the side to connect with Kilat's head.
Wonderful shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kilat sprawls well. Kilat wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Wonderful gets slowly back to his feet.
Kilat looks to land a left hand but Wonderful moved out of range nicely.

Kilat gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Kilat knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wonderful on the ground.
Wonderful pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kilat is keeping the position for now.
Wonderful throws an elbow that misses. Kilat uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Wonderful's guard. Nice move by Kilat!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilat stopping the sweep attempt from Wonderful.
Wonderful keeping moving, preventing Kilat from controlling successfully.
Wonderful is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Kilat stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wonderful swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wonderful keeping moving, preventing Kilat from controlling successfully.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Junior Kilat wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Wonderful takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wonderful misses with a few strikes there.

Wonderful gets tackled into the cage by Kilat. Kilat maintains the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wonderful.
Kilat lands a good knee to the midsection. Wonderful won't want to take too many of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kilat with a knee to the head.
Kilat lands an elbow inside.
Kilat trying to land knees to the body.
Kilat lands a left hand.
Kilat lands an elbow inside that Wonderful shrugs off.
Kilat lands an elbow that stopped Wonderful in his tracks for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilat lands a nice knee to the body.
Wonderful is breathing heavily.
Wonderful tries to stall but Kilat uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wonderful managing to block the knees to the body from Kilat.
Kilat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wonderful.
Kilat pushes off an throws an elbow but Wonderful leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kilat lands a damaging elbow.
Wonderful lands with a left to the head.
Kilat lands a nice knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kilat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kilat tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Wonderful has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Kilat uses from the top position.
Kilat stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wonderful swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wonderful is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wonderful pulls Kilat in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wonderful lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Kilat!
Wonderful sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kilat wants to control but Wonderful is having none of it.
Kilat manages to regain half guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Junior Kilat dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!


Wonderful clobbers Kilat with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kilat staying out of range there.
Wonderful lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kilat at a distance.
Wonderful displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kilat throws out the jab.
Wonderful lands a nice looking body shot.
Kilat connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wonderful tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilat was well out of range. Poor timing from Wonderful.
Kilat throws a big shot that misses.

Wonderful shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Wonderful showed some decent athleticism there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kilat is refusing to be controlled, as Wonderful sits in half guard.
Wonderful throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wonderful is thwarting Kilat's attempts to control the position.
Wonderful is looking to stall here but Kilat recovers full guard.
Wonderful throwing strikes from guard but Kilat blocks nicely.
Wonderful missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Wonderful accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wonderful trying to control the position from guard on top but Kilat is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wonderful is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Wonderful working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kilat keeping moving, preventing Wonderful from controlling successfully.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Wonderful content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilat avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Wonderful accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kilat wants to improve his position but instead Wonderful has moved into half guard.
Wonderful not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Wonderful prevents Kilat from improving his position.
Wonderful lands strikes from half guard.
Wonderful is looking to advance position but Kilat won't allow it.
Handsome B Wonderful has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wonderful lands with a punch from half guard.
Kilat taking some punishment here, with Wonderful in his half guard.
Wonderful not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Wonderful is looking to take a break and control but Kilat is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wonderful has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kilat blocking the ground and pound attempt from Wonderful.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Wonderful wants to work for an arm triangle but Kilat is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Handsome B Wonderful has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wonderful working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

And that's the end of the fight!
Handsome B Wonderful comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Kilat has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Junior Kilat!

A relieved looking Junior Kilat thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
78%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Baby Blue (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bubba Smith is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



170 cm
24
140 lbs
8 - 2 - 0
190 cm
26
133 lbs
11 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Baby Blue!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Smith!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith shoots in looking for a takedown but Blue manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Smith's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Blue closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Smith's guard.
Smith trying to control the position.
Blue slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Blue is pushing down on Smith's leg trying to pass to half guard. Smith is fighting to maintain full guard but Blue has managed to sneak the leg through.
Smith trying to hold on to Blue's head to control him but Blue postures up.
Smith is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue stalling.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Horrible takedown by Smith or perhaps it was just good defense by Blue which made him look bad.
Smith is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Blue lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Smith backs up against the cage.
Blue lands a nice shot that snaps Smith's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blue tries to close the distance and clinch up but Smith swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Blue scores with a decent looking hook.

Smith is rocked!
Blue steps in with a hook that catches Smith right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Blue follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Smith looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baby Blue!
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
39%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mark Piltz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and CJ Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piltz comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Me Now. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



180 cm
26
192 lbs
12 - 9 - 0
189 cm
24
200 lbs
10 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick
BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mark Piltz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, CJ Smith!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith misses with a takedown
and Piltz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Smith fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Piltz manages to avoid it.
Smith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smith throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Smith misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Piltz makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

Piltz looking to score a takedown here. Smith is defending well but Piltz drives through and ends up in Smith's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Piltz stops Smith from standing up.
Smith keeping moving, preventing Piltz from controlling successfully.
Piltz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Piltz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Piltz advances to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smith is looking to escape.
Piltz looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Piltz sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Smith defending well though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smith is trying to stand up here but Piltz is controlling him well.
Piltz has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Smith keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.
Piltz is looking to advance position but Smith won't allow it.

Piltz is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Smith doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Piltz.
Smith keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Piltz stops Smith from getting back to his feet.
Piltz is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Smith is trying to stand up here but Piltz is controlling him well.

Piltz is looking for a kimura here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Piltz is trying to control. Smith wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith looks like he's trying to stand up.

Piltz is trying to work for a kimura but Smith is defending well.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.

Piltz decides to return to a standing position.
Smith scores with a body shot.
No joy there for Piltz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice body punch from Smith.
Piltz slaps away a takedown attempt from Smith, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Piltz doesn't manage to clinch there - Smith circles away.

Piltz shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Smith's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piltz pushes down on Smith's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Piltz is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Smith defends it well.
Smith is positioning himself well to prevent Piltz advancing to mount.
Piltz prevents Smith from standing back up.
Piltz scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Piltz performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Smith has hold of Piltz's hands but Piltz slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Piltz thows a huge punch but Smith dodges it nicely.

Piltz is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Smith sees it coming and defends easily.
Piltz lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Piltz prevents Smith from standing back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Piltz is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Smith defends it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Piltz is trying to work for a kimura but Smith is defending well.
Piltz missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Piltz wants to pass to mount but Smith is defending the position.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piltz slips a nice elbow through Smith's hands, connecting with Smith's forehead.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.

Piltz is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Smith doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Piltz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Piltz dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Smith throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Smith tries to clinch but Piltz is having none of it.
Piltz slips under a jab from Smith.
CJ Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smith wants to clinch up but Piltz keeps it at a distance.
Piltz's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Piltz duly obliges.
Piltz avoids the head kick by Smith.
Smith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smith is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Piltz rather than just go for the knockout.
Smith throws a predictable looking body shot
and Piltz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Smith closes the distance but Piltz moves to the side

and Piltz counters with a nice double leg into side control. Smith won't be happy with that.
Piltz in side control, throwing shots but Smith defends.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piltz tries to move into full mount but can't pass Smith's legs.
Mark Piltz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Piltz throws a strike aimed at the side of Smith's head but Smith avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Piltz tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Piltz tries to advance to mount but Smith denies him.
Smith is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Piltz has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Smith is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Piltz taking a breather here.
Smith tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Piltz easily slips into full mount!
Smith is in a horrible position here. Piltz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Smith is squirming around, avoiding Piltz's attempts to control the action.
Smith's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piltz lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Smith bucks up and throws Piltz to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Piltz fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Smith sprawls well initially but Piltz persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Piltz lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Piltz is working for a kimura but Smith is defending it quite comfortably.
Smith keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Piltz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Smith does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Smith tries to kick Piltz off but Piltz keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Smith trying to control from the bottom.

Piltz is trying to work for a kimura but Smith is defending well.
Piltz stops Smith from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Piltz is trying to work for a kimura but Smith is defending well.
Piltz prevents Smith from standing back up.

Piltz is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Smith doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Piltz.
Smith is trying to maintain the position but Piltz is very close to passing his half guard.
Smith looks like he's trying to stand up.
Piltz thows a huge punch but Smith dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Piltz is working for a submission of some sort.
Still in half guard, Piltz seems content to control.
Smith is not content to let Piltz control the position.

Piltz is looking for a kimura here.
Piltz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piltz working Smith over with strikes.

Piltz is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Piltz passes the guard and advances to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Piltz dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!


Piltz ducks under a wild hook from Smith.
Smith tries a head kick but it misses.
Piltz throws a series of punches but Smith avoids them all with ease.

Piltz shoots in and bounces Smith off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Piltz cracks Smith with a solid left hand.
Piltz won't allow Smith to get back to his feet.
Smith utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Piltz being controlled here momentarily.
Smith keeping full guard, as Piltz tries to pass.
Piltz throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piltz won't allow Smith to get back to his feet.
Piltz postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Piltz postures up.
Piltz won't allow Smith to get back to his feet.
Smith takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Piltz throwing strikes but missing.
Piltz trying to control the position from guard on top but Smith is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Smith wants to stand but Piltz is controlling the position.
Smith keeping moving, preventing Piltz from controlling successfully.
Piltz prevents Smith from getting back to his feet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Piltz throws a series of punches but Smith moves out of range.
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Piltz moves away.
Piltz lands a head shot.
Piltz misses with a few strikes there.
Smith rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Piltz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Piltz avoids the body shot from Smith.
Piltz connects with a leg kick. Smith looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piltz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Smith back to the cage. Piltz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Smith slips a jab and a cross from Piltz.
Piltz fails to land with a series of punches.
Smith throws a lazy uppercut
and Piltz counters with a body kick that stops Smith in his tracks momentarily.
Smith throws a poor cross that misses
and Piltz counters with a leg kick.
Piltz scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Smith throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Piltz counters with a thumping low kick.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Piltz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piltz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Piltzs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mark Piltz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Piltz looking to score a takedown here. Smith is defending well but Piltz drives through and ends up in Smith's guard.
Smith wants to get back to his feet but Piltz is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Piltz controlling from the top position.

Smith wriggles free and stands up.
Piltz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smith.

Piltz shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Smith is trying to defend but Piltz finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Smith wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piltz is looking to advance position but Smith won't allow it.
Piltz stops Smith from getting back to his feet.
Piltz content to control rather than advance.
CJ Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Mark Piltz has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Piltz avoids the body shot from Smith.
Smith just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Piltz was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.
Piltz lands a nice looking body kick.
Smith misses with a low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mark Piltz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Piltz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mark Piltz!

In his post fight interview, Mark Piltz started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pete Palahnuik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Trane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palahnuik comes to the cage accompanied by Machine Civilization. John Trane has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Pete Palahnuik's chin.



184 cm
30
189 lbs
16 - 5 - 0
192 cm
25
195 lbs
4 - 1 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Dangerous GnP
World class MT
Granite chin


Perkele!
Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Pete Palahnuik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Trane!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trane pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Palahnuik tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Palahnuik ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Palahnuik throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trane moves out of range of the strikes.
Palahnuik throws a push kick but Trane slaps the foot to one side.
Trane takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Trane tries to move into range but Palahnuik moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Palahnuik swats away the attempt to clinch by Trane.
A looping hook to the body misses from Palahnuik. Trane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Palahnuik misses the body punch
and Trane counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A low kick from Palahnuik misses
letting Trane counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trane is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Trane lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Palahnuik misses.
Trane doesn't manage to clinch there - Palahnuik circles away.
Crunch! Palahnuik slams his shin into Trane's torso.
Trane blocks a leg kick.
Palahnuik throws a leg kick but Trane sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Palahnuik throws a leg kick that misses.
Trane lands with a kick to the ribs.
Trane avoids the body shot from Palahnuik.
A chopping leg kick lands by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik connects with a body shot that sends Trane's belly button to the back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Palahnuik. Trane does a little dance to reset his feet.
Palahnuik scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik thuds his right hand into Trane's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trane takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Palahnuik lands a nice shot to the body.
Palahnuik scores with a spinning back kick!
Palahnuik misses with a body kick.
Trane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Trane takes one to the chin there.
Palahnuik throws a hook but Trane blocks it.
Trane tries a low kick but Palahnuik avoids it.
Palahnuik swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palahnuik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Trane.
Palahnuik takes a swing at Trane's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik fails to land with a series of punches.
Palahnuik is looking to wear down Trane with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A slow jab from Palahnuik misses its intended target.
Trane misses with a left hand
and Palahnuik counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Palahnuik misses with a double jab.
Palahnuik throws a chopping leg kick but Trane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Trane moves out of range as Palahnuik strikes.
Palahnuik throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Palahnuik lands a nice shot to the body.
A big right from Trane misses.
Pete Palahnuik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Palahnuik lunges at Trane with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Trane's hand.
Trane takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Palahnuik ducks under a wild hook from Trane.
Trane throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Palahnuik counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trane takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Palahnuik waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trane.
Palahnuik misses with a body shot.
Trane tries to close the distance and clinch but Palahnuik swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Palahnuik paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Palahnuik fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Palahnuik looks to score with a jab to the body but Trane is just out of range.
Palahnuik avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Trane has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik looks to score with a jab to the body but Trane is just out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Trane connects with a leg kick. Palahnuik looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Trane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Palahnuik misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pete Palahnuik dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Palahnuik misses with a looping right.
A thudding body kick lands there by Trane!
Palahnuik lands a head kick!
Palahnuik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Trane.
Trane moves in looking to clinch but Palahnuik pushes him off.
Trane throws a push kick but Palahnuik slaps the foot to one side.
A big right from Palahnuik misses.
Palahnuik avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Trane tries to clinch but Palahnuik is having none of it.
Palahnuik lands with an uppercut that bounces Trane off the cage and back into range.
Good leg kick by Palahnuik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Palahnuik misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palahnuik buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Palahnuik lands a jab to the nose.
Trane walks into a stiff left hand from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Palahnuik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trane was well out of range. Poor timing from Palahnuik.
Trane checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Trane checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Palahnuik connects with a nice looking jab.
Trane tries to close the distance and clinch but Palahnuik swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Palahnuik waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Trane.
Trane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Palahnuik.
Palahnuik fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Trane tries to clinch up but Palahnuik circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trane misses with a looping left.
Trane throws a half hearted mid kick.
Palahnuik throws a jab when Trane was well out of range.
Trane has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Palahnuik.
Trane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Palahnuik scores with a nice strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palahnuik throws out a leg kick but Trane moves out of range and Palahnuik only half commits.
Pete Palahnuik is winning the standup battle so far.
Trane buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Palahnuik throws a jab when Trane was well out of range.
Trane misses with a looping right.
Trane takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Palahnuik misses with a wild body shot.
Good leg kick by Palahnuik there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Palahnuik tries to keep at a distance but Trane has taken the fight into the clinch.
Trane lands an elbow just above Palahnuik 's eye.
Palahnuik managing to block the knees to the body from Trane.
Trane pushes off an throws an elbow but Palahnuik leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Trane as Palahnuik tries to tie him up.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trane just misses with a elbow thrown towards Palahnuik's brow.
Trane throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Trane.

Palahnuik manages to break the clinch.
Trane wants to clinch up but Palahnuik keeps it at a distance.
Palahnuik fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Palahnuik throws a looping overhand right but Trane ducks down to avoid it.
Trane misses with a body shot.
Trane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Palahnuik. Palahnuik obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trane takes a jab right on the kisser.
Trane lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trane rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Palahnuik counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trane lands a really nice looking cross but Palahnuik seems unphased.
Palahnuik scoring well with a low kick there.
Palahnuik wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Trane doesn't manage to clinch there - Palahnuik circles away.
Palahnuik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Palahnuik swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Trane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Trane closes the distance and pushes Palahnuik back into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Palahnuik creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Palahnuik throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Pete Palahnuik will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Trane walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Palahnuik throws a body punch but Trane moves out of range.
Palahnuik attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Palahnuik fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Palahnuik uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trane.
Palahnuik connects with a leg kick. Trane looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Palahnuik misses the shot to the body.
Trane throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Palahnuik fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Palahnuik throws a front kick that sends Trane stumbling back into the cage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Palahnuik.
Trane throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Trane lands with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palahnuik avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Palahnuik circles away from the clinch attempt.
Trane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palahnuik misses with a hook. Trane ducked under it nicely.
Trane tries to clinch there but Palahnuik circles away.
Palahnuik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trane misses with a wild body shot.
Palahnuik misses the shot to the body.
Trane throws a head kick that misses.
Palahnuik throws a sloppy body shot

and Trane counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Trane.
Palahnuik is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trane.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Palahnuik.
Trane's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Palahnuik blocks the elbow strike.
Palahnuik is looking to break free of the clinch but Trane has double underhooks.
Palahnuik lands with a short shot to the head.
Trane lands a knee to the head.
Trane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Palahnuik is defending well for now.
Palahnuik lands a left hand that snaps the head of Trane backwards.
Palahnuik blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Palahnuik tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trane's elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Palahnuik tries to circle away but Trane has him pinned against the cage.
Trane throws a punch but it's blocked by Palahnuik.
Palahnuik tries to work over Trane's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Come on Trane - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Palahnuik softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trane softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Palahnuik is defending well for now.
Palahnuik has a couple of punches blocked by Trane.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Trane's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Palahnuik on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Palahnuik has had enough of the clinch but Trane keeps him there for the moment.
Palahnuik lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Trane.
Trane stalling the fight.
Trane trying to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Trane.
A right hand to the body from Palahnuik.
Trane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Palahnuik trying to stall but Trane improves his position.
Palahnuik is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Palahnuik misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trane taking a breather.
Palahnuik is looking to control Trane's arms but Trane gets an underhook and turns him. Now Palahnuik has his back to the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Palahnuik avoiding damage as Trane throws knees to the body.
Palahnuik is leaning against Trane and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palahnuik avoiding damage as Trane throws knees to the body.
Trane misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Palahnuik.
Trane prevents a body shot from Palahnuik.

Palahnuik breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A combination from Palahnuik does no damage.
Palahnuik throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Palahnuik misses with a straight right.
Palahnuik tries to land a body kick
and Trane makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Trane throws a head kick that misses.
Palahnuik looks to land a right hand but Trane moved out of range.
John Trane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pete Palahnuik is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Palahnuik catches Trane with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

And that's the end of the fight!
Pete Palahnuik showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Palahnuik has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pete Palahnuik!

Pete Palahnuik looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Though we do violence, it is our choice. We must not forget, WE ARE ALL ONE!'.
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RATING
86%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Barney Rubble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hae Ki Park (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rubble kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Rage Against The Machine - No Shelter. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



150 cm
26
140 lbs
14 - 5 - 0
171 cm
29
145 lbs
15 - 11 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


BeastMode


Perkele!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Barney Rubble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hae Ki Park!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Park throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Park moves away from the strike by Rubble.
Park wants to clinch up but Rubble keeps it at a distance.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Rubble. Park shrugs it off though.
Rubble throws a jab when Park was well out of range.
Park doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Park tried to score with a low kick but Rubble checks it.
Rubble fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rubble lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Park ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rubble.
Rubble throws a big shot that misses.
Park tries to land a front kick but Rubble steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rubble throws a low kick but Park moves out of range easily.
Barney Rubble seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Park lands with a good body shot.
Park smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Park bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rubble feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Parks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rubble swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rubble connects with a leg kick. Park looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rubble missing with a left hand there. Park was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rubble throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rubble takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rubble, as that shot connected.
Park scores with a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rubble.
Park throws a jab when Rubble was well out of range.
Rubble scores with a spinning back kick!
Rubble is looking to chop away at Park's legs.
Park closes the distance looking to clinch
and Rubble counters with a body kick that stops Park in his tracks momentarily.

Park clinches up with Rubble and pushes him back against the cage.
Park throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Park missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rubble missing with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Park blocks an uppercut.
Park missing with knees to the body.
Rubble with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rubble avoids a wild elbow strike from Park.
Park misses with a punch to the body.
Park tries to land knees in the clinch but Rubble avoids the damage to the body.
Rubble avoids the elbow strike from Park, against the cage.
Rubble misses with a punch to the body.
Rubble is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Park is defending well for now.
A right hook to the body lands for Rubble.
Rubble doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rubble misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rubble throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Park pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Rubble avoiding damage as Park throws knees to the body.
Rubble throws an elbow but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Park tries a body shot but Rubble blocks it.
Good body shot from Park.
Rubble misses with some punches.
Rubble blocks the elbow strike.
Rubble misses with some punches.
Park tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rubble's elbow.
Park scores with a shot to the side of Rubble's head.
A shot in the inside from Park.
Rubble scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rubble misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Park.
Rubble is trying to break the clinch but Park has him pressed against the cage.
Rubble misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Park wants to stall.
Rubble has a couple of punches blocked by Park.
Rubble dodges an elbow strike from Park.
Rubble lands with a short shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rubble tries a knee to the head but Park blocks it.
Park working aggressively here.
Park takes a shot to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Park controlling the action here for a moment.
Park lands with a left to the head.
Rubble tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rubble on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Rubble lands a hook that snaps the head of Park backwards.
Park wants to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rubble wants to get back to striking at distance but Park won't allow it.
Rubble tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rubble misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barney Rubble dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


A looping hook to the body misses from Rubble. Park does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rubble pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rubble connects with an inside leg kick.
Rubble connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Park dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rubble. That did some damage!
Rubble displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Park tries to keep at a distance but Rubble has taken the fight into the clinch.
Park's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rubble tries to break the clinch but Park is controlling the position.
Rubble lands a body punch.
Rubble working aggressively here.
Rubble lands a nice knee to the body.
Rubble tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Rubble lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Rubble.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rubble lands a nice uppercut.
Park throws a punch but it's blocked by Rubble.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Park.
Park blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rubble comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Park trying to stall but Rubble improves his position.
Rubble tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rubble throws an elbow but it misses.
Park managing to block the knees to the body from Rubble.
Rubble tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rubble can't find room to land a body shot as Park controls the action.
With the fighters up against the cage, Park throws an elbow but misses.
Park can't find room to land a body shot as Rubble controls the action.
Rubble lands a knee to the body.
Park tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rubble avoids it.
Park blocking some punches.
A short left from Rubble.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Park on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Park prevents a body shot from Rubble.
Park throws an elbow but it misses.
Park tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Park looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Park blocks the elbow strike.
Rubble lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rubble goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rubble blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Rubble missing with knees to the body.
Rubble misses with a knee to the head.
Rubble creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Park misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rubble letting Park take a breather here.
Park continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubble lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Park with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Park lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rubble backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rubble throws an elbow but misses.
Park has Rubble pushed against the cage.
Rubble throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Rubble pushes Park back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rubble landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Rubble connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Hae Ki Park has been cut.
Rubble tries a body shot but Park blocks it.
Rubble lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Park managing to block the knees to the body from Rubble.
Rubble looking to throw knees to the head but Park is blocking nicely.
Park lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rubble backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rubble with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Park.
Barney Rubble has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Park throws an elbow that misses.

Rubble manages to break the clinch.
Barney Rubble is winning the standup battle so far.
Park throws a head kick that half lands.
Some bone on bone action there as Park checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Park uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rubble.
Rubble on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rubble fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Park takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Park ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rubble moves away.
Park looks to score with a jab to the body but Rubble is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Rubble.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Park moves out of range of the body kick from Rubble.
Park stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rubble.
Rubble throws a leg kick but Park sees it coming and checks it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Barney Rubble dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hae Ki Park's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.



Rubble rushes Park and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Rubble avoids the elbow strike from Park, against the cage.
Park blocks an uppercut.
Park takes an elbow to the forehead.
Rubble dodges an elbow strike from Park.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rubble just misses with a elbow thrown towards Park's brow.
Park creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rubble throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Park.
Rubble blocks an elbow strike.
Park pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Rubble looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Park blocks a body shot from Rubble.
Park blocks a body shot from Rubble.
Rubble trying to control the position but instead, Park has worked for underhooks and has pushed Rubble into the cage.
Park throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Park blocks an elbow strike.
Rubble swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rubble prevents a body shot from Park.
Rubble prevents a body shot from Park.
Park throws a knee to the head but misses.
Rubble works on Park's body with a couple of short punches.
Park on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Park is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rubble is keeping busy.
Park gets through Rubble's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rubble misses with a knee to the head.
Park has a couple of punches blocked by Rubble.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Nice body punch from Rubble - that landed with a thud.
Rubble landing knees to the body.
Hae Ki Park has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Park tries to work over Rubble's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rubble takes a shot to the head.
Park throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rubbles head.
Park takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Park wants to break free but Rubble has control.
Rubble misses with a punch to the body.
Rubble misses with an elbow strike.
Rubble tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rubble goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Park on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Rubble.
Rubble lands a hook to the side of the head.
Park has a couple of punches blocked by Rubble.
Rubble blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Park lands a nice shot to the body.
Rubble lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubble tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Park's elbow.
Rubble tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Park's elbow.
Park looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Park misses with an elbow strike.
Park pushes off an throws an elbow but Rubble leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Park digs a right hand underneath Rubble's ribcage. Rubble let out a lung full of air as it connected.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rubble throws an elbow but misses.
Park blocks an uppercut.
Park blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Park tries to land knees in the clinch but Rubble avoids the damage to the body.
Rubble tries to throw a body punch but Park avoids it by throwing Rubble back against the cage.
Rubble swings wildly with an uppercut but Park uses good head movement to avoid it.
Park content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Park.
Rubble avoiding damage as Park throws knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Park blocks an uppercut.
Rubble tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Park avoids it.
A short right from Rubble.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Park just misses with a elbow thrown towards Rubble's brow.
Park avoiding damage as Rubble throws knees to the body.
Rubble is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Park is defending well for now.
Rubble softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rubble looking to throw knees to the head but Park is blocking nicely.
Still in the clinch, Rubble scores with a nice short uppercut.
Park misses with an elbow strike.
Rubble with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Park makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Park blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rubble managing to block the knees to the body from Park.
Park throws an elbow but it misses.
Rubble lands with a right to the head.
Park lands a hook to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Barney Rubble showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rubble has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Barney Rubble!

During a confident post fight interview, Barney Rubble thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Joseph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle's entrance music is BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. A fine choice. Joseph comes into a darkened arena with his song building. TEARS FOR FEARS - SHOUT kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



167 cm
33
163 lbs
33 - 13 - 0
175 cm
32
169 lbs
22 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, William Joseph!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle lands a head kick. Joseph smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Joseph gets caught flat footed, as Limberdinkle shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Limberdinkle wants to control from the top but Joseph keeps moving.
Joseph controlling Limberdinkle's posture.
Limberdinkle works over Joseph with some ground and pound from guard.
Limberdinkle not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Limberdinkle postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Limberdinkle accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Joseph has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Limberdinkle off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Joseph, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Joseph sees it coming and moves out of range.
Joseph takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice body kick from Limberdinkle.
Joseph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Joseph enables Limberdinkle to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Joseph manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Limberdinkle lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Limberdinkle tries to free his leg and advance position but Joseph is retaining full guard.
Limberdinkle wants to control from the top but Joseph keeps moving.
Limberdinkle slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle trying to control but Joseph is working from the bottom.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Limberdinkle's corner is telling him to maintain position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Urinus Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the midsection.
Limberdinkle walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Joseph checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Joseph ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick. Joseph tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Limberdinkle lands with a straight right. Joseph didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle stalks Joseph and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Joseph's face. Joseph staggers backwards, shaken.
Limberdinkle lands with a kick to the ribs.
Joseph on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Limberdinkle. That snapped Joseph's head back.
Limberdinkle thumps Joseph with a low kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle keeps Joseph at a distance using the push kick.
Joseph avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Joseph steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joseph avoids the body shot from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Joseph counters with a low kick, right behind Limberdinkle 's knee.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle swings for the body but Joseph moves out of range.
Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Joseph's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Joseph down.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle looks to land a combination but Joseph avoids it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Joseph has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle swings for the body but Joseph moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle scores with a jab to the jaw.
Joseph walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Joseph on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Joseph checks it well.
Limberdinkle lands a jab to the head.
Limberdinkle just misses with a punch to the body.
Limberdinkle is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Joseph can do to turn this around?
Limberdinkle misses with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Joseph tries to avoid it but Limberdinkle manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Joseph to the ground. Joseph escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Joseph tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Limberdinkle paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joseph walks into a straight right hand from Limberdinkle.
Joseph tries to close the distance and clinch but Limberdinkle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Limberdinkle is looking to score with low kicks.
Limberdinkle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joseph.
Joseph takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Joseph wants to clinch.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Limberdinkle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Joseph takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a front kick.
Limberdinkle shoots in looking for a takedown but Joseph manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Limberdinkle's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Joseph misses the jab.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Joseph.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle is looking to slow Joseph down with leg kicks.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that half lands.
Joseph moves out of range of the leg kick from Limberdinkle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle looks to throw a body kick

and Joseph counters by moving into the clinch.
Joseph stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Joseph goes for a takedown attempt but Limberdinkle pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A solid body kick from Limberdinkle.
Joseph is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Joseph moves out of range easily.
A slapping body kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Joseph moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joseph has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Limberdinkle.
Good exchange - Limberdinkle coming out on top.
Limberdinkle uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Limberdinkle dives in and grabs Joseph's left leg, looking for a takedown. Joseph pushes down on Limberdinkle's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Urinus Limberdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Joseph takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Limberdinkle connects with a high kick.
Joseph takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Limberdinkle shoots for a takedown but Joseph saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Joseph throws a combination that misses

and Limberdinkle counters with a shoot takedown. Joseph fights it but they end up in guard.
Joseph is trying to control the position but Limberdinkle postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Nice shot by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Joseph's front leg.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Limberdinkle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild combination.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Joseph moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Joseph moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle scores with a nice head shot.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Joseph looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Limberdinkle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joseph moves out of range as Limberdinkle throws a body kick.
Joseph takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Limberdinkle wants to clinch
and Joseph counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Joseph's front leg.
Limberdinkle looks to score with a jab to the body but Joseph is just out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Limberdinkle scores with a four punch combination!
Joseph takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Joseph checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joseph misses with a wild combination.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.

Joseph instigates a clinch.
Joseph's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Joseph looking for a takedown.
A left hand lands to the body for Limberdinkle.
Joseph goes for a takedown attempt but Limberdinkle pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Limberdinkle lands with a slapping head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Limberdinkle thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Joseph keeping full guard, as Limberdinkle tries to pass.
Joseph keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
Limberdinkle postures up in Joseph's guard and throws a big left but Joseph blocks it.
William Joseph has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joseph is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Joseph trying to keep a closed guard but Limberdinkle is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Limberdinkle is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Joseph wants to sweep here but Limberdinkle controlling him for the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Limberdinkle's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Joseph wants to sweep but no luck.
Joseph can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Limberdinkle controls the pace.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle throws a big elbow that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!

A victorious Urinus Limberdinkle thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saint Bernard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mason Terell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Terell's choice of entrance music: Let's Go-Lil Jon ft. Trick Daddy and Twista. Mason Terell told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!



195 cm
31
275 lbs
18 - 12 - 0
192 cm
31
230 lbs
22 - 9 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin
TWGC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Steel Penn's All 160


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Saint Bernard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mason Terell!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Terell finds it's way through Bernard's defenses.
A jab from Terell does it's job there.
Bernard lands a nice looking body kick.
Terell lands a lovely overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Bernard closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Terell.
A short right from Bernard.
Terell works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bernard misses with a knee to the head.
Bernard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Terell lands with a short shot to the head.

Terell breaks the clinch.
Terell scores with a body shot.
Terell connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Terell stuns Bernard with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bernard is breathing heavily.
Bernard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Terell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bernard needs to keep his hands up - Terell had a free shot at his head there.
Bernard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Terell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bernard.
Bernard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bernard tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bernard gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Terell.
Terell throws a hook but Bernard blocks it.

Terell shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Terell won't allow Bernard to get back to his feet.
Terell passes into half guard.

Terell wants to work for an arm triangle but Bernard is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Bernard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bernard tries to get out of the position.
Terell working over Bernard with some ground and pound. Bernard looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Terell is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Terell is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Terell passes the guard and advances to mount!

Terell is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Bernard can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Terell wants to take his opponent's back but Bernard doesn't allow it.
Terell pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Terell working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Bernard turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Terell off and cradles Bernard's limp body as Terell celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Mason Terell!
Mason Terell seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Tags (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gump comes to the cage accompanied by Fucking Hostile - Pantera. Tags is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dwarf Song. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



200 cm
27
272 lbs
14 - 9 - 0
205 cm
23
285 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bubba Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Tags!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tags tries to close the distance and clinch but Gump swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tags moves out of range of the strikes.

Gump closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Tags's guard.
Tags looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gump is one step ahead there.
Gump pushes down on Tags's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Tags manages to get to full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gump missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tags keeping moving, preventing Gump from controlling successfully.
Gump landing with the ground and pound.
Gump postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tags looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Tags wants to get back to his feet but Gump is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Tags trying to control the position.
Gump is looking to work some ground and pound but Tags has wrist control.
Gump working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tags is looking to sweep but instead, Gump has passed into half guard.
Gump not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tags has hold of Gump's hands but Gump slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ground and pound from Gump.
Tags tries to get to full guard but Gump has control of the leg.
Gump not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gump not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tags wants to get back to his feet.
Tags manages to get to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Gump accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Gump wants to control from the top but Tags keeps moving.
Tags preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Tags looking to control.
Tags wants to sweep here but Gump controlling him for the moment.
Tags working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gump.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tags bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Gump's guard.

Gump is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Tags is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tags has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Gump is proving hard to escape from.
Tags stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gump swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Gump looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tags passes into half guard.
Gump is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Tags's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Tags's back!
Tags tries to break free.

Gump has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Gump softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Gump misses with punches from the back.
Gump misses with an elbow to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gump lands shots from the back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tags covering up well and avoiding damage.
Gump lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Gump connects with a big shot to the side of Tags's head.
Even with his hooks in, Gump manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Gump thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Tags tries to escape but Gump has the hooks in and won't let him break free.

Gump looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Tags taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bubba Gump!
Bubba Gump looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp cocktail, shrimp fritters, shrimp gumbo, shrimp scampi...'.
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RATING
48%

 

 
 
 
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