U.H.F. - 4 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Antonio Da Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aziz Shavershian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Silva comes into the arena with Scary Monster And Night Sprites blaring out of the sound system. Shavershian is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by John O'callaghan - Zyzz Version V2, - Find Yourself feat. Sarah Howells (Re. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Da Silva
vs
Shavershian

200 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

188 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Antonio Da Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Aziz Shavershian!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Shavershian.
A punch combination from Da Silva misses.
Da Silva will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Da Silva throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Da Silva.
Da Silva misses with the combination.
Shavershian connects with a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Da Silva.
Shavershian swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Da Silva on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Da Silva fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shavershian thows a body shot but no joy.
Da Silva throws a right and a left that Shavershian avoids nicely.
Da Silva takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Da Silva looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A cross from Shavershian lands.
Da Silva misses with the combination.
Da Silva lands with a straight right. Shavershian didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shavershian moves away.

Shavershian clinches up against the cage.
Shavershian lands a left hand that snaps the head of Da Silva backwards.
Da Silva wants to break the clinch but can't.
Da Silva is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shavershian to keep the fight standing.
Shavershian keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Da Silva's efforts to push away.
Da Silva wants to break free but Shavershian has control.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Shavershian.
Shavershian missing with knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Shavershian.
Da Silva is breathing heavily.
Shavershian creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Da Silva's defenses.

Shavershian breaks the clinch.
Shavershian tries to bum rush Da Silva with a series of wild strikes but Da Silva uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jab, jab by Shavershian - just one landing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Silva takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Shavershian misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shavershian throws a series of punches but Da Silva moves out of range.
Da Silva tries to bum rush Shavershian with a series of wild strikes but Shavershian uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Shavershian moves into the clinch.

Shavershian's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Shavershian throws a good cross that connects.
Shavershian connects with a stiff jab that staggers Da Silva - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Aziz Shavershian!
Aziz Shavershian took some time post fight to say the following; 'U mirin brah?.. I kno u mire! FUUUAAAARRRK!'.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
93%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Punchy McArmsnappington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maddox The Shark Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

McArmsnappington
vs
The Shark Head

185 cm
22
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Punchy McArmsnappington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maddox The Shark Head!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Shark Head fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches McArmsnappington on the side of the head.
McArmsnappington uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Shark Head.
The Shark Head thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Shark Head keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Shark Head throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Shark Head throws a series of punches but McArmsnappington moves out of range.
McArmsnappington slips a jab from The Shark Head.
The Shark Head misses with an uppercut. McArmsnappington saw that one coming.
McArmsnappington misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
The Shark Head slaps away a takedown attempt from McArmsnappington, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The Shark Head leaves McArmsnappington with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Punchy McArmsnappington. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Shark Head lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
McArmsnappington blocks a leg kick.
The Shark Head misses with a looping right.
McArmsnappington shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The Shark Head lands a nice leg kick that just misses McArmsnappington's sensitive parts.

McArmsnappington closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into The Shark Head's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

McArmsnappington is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
McArmsnappington's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Shark Head wants to stand up but McArmsnappington is controlling him.
McArmsnappington pushing down on The Shark Head's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
McArmsnappington winds up and cracks The Shark Head with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McArmsnappington stops The Shark Head from getting back to his feet.
The Shark Head really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McArmsnappington. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

McArmsnappington seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. The Shark Head is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Punchy McArmsnappington!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
69%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John McCormack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Death Bringer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Death Bringer will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

McCormack
vs
Bringer

193 cm
20
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
23
195 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John McCormack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Death Bringer!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCormack will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sloppy strikes from Bringer. Those never looked like landing.
Horrible takedown by McCormack or perhaps it was just good defense by Bringer which made him look bad.
McCormack scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bringer misses with the combination.
Bringer scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like John McCormack has been cut.
McCormack fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John McCormack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McCormack looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bringer is fending him off so far but McCormack persists. Nope, Bringer circles away and we're back to standing.
Bringer connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bringer lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - McCormack can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Bringer and McCormack drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Bringer.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Death Bringer!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
79%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hank Hankerson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lew Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Hankerson
vs
Jenkins

195 cm
25
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hank Hankerson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lew Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Hank Hankerson has been cut.

Jenkins lands a left and a right that sends Hankerson crashing to the canvas! Jenkins dives into mount looking to finish!

Hankerson is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Jenkins postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Hankerson is out cold - huge knockout for Jenkins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lew Jenkins!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pork N Beans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ryan Wolf has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Wolf
vs
N Beans

185 cm
25
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
21
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ryan Wolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pork N Beans!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Beans counters with a stiff right hand.
Wolf pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wolf fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Beans avoids it really well and circles away.
Wolf looks to clinch
and Beans makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wolf darts in trying to clinch

so Beans counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Wolf is working an open guard so Beans takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Wolf throws a sloppy head kick and Beans moves out of range easily.
Wolf throws a combination that misses
and Beans counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wolf thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolf will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wolf wants to clinch but Beans slips to the side
letting Beans counter with a right hand.
Beans stuffs the takedown attempt from Wolf. Wolf gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ryan Wolf. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Wolf gets a takedown into half guard.
Wolf prevents Beans from standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolf wants to take a breather but Beans is having none of it.

We're going to have a standup here because Ryan Wolf wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Wolf closes the distance but Beans moves to the side
enabling Beans to counter with a crisp jab.
Wolf shoots in for a takedown but Beans shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Wolf catches Beans with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wolf shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Beans but Beans pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolf misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ryan Wolf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wolf fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice takedown defense from Beans. No joy for Wolf on that attempt.
Wolf is breathing heavily.
Wolf closes the distance looking to clinch
and Beans counters with a stiff right hand.
Wolf throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beans's waist but Beans gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wolf off to one side.

Wolf clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beans scores a nice knee to the body.
Beans taking a breather.

Wolf gets control of Beans's arms and successfully pulls guard. Wolf will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Beans throwing strikes from guard but Wolf blocks nicely.
Beans sitting in guard here, content to control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wolf keeping full guard, as Beans tries to pass.

Beans decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pork N Beans will probably get the nod.
That's time! Wolf's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

No luck for Wolf with that takedown attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Wolf.
Wolf shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Beans as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ryan Wolf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wolf is looking to clinch but Beans is avoiding it.
Wolf darts in trying to clinch
letting Beans counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolf with a poor takedown

and Beans counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Beans looking to pass the guard.
Wolf looking for a sweep. Not yet Wolf, not yet.
Wolf wants to get back to his feet but Beans is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Wolf not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beans sitting in guard here, content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Wolf tries for a takedown but Beans sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wolf misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Wolf.
Ryan Wolf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wolf tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Beans counters with a straight right hand.
Wolf tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Beans counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Wolf.
Wolf tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Beans counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wolf throws a head kick that misses.
Wolf wants to clinch.
Ryan Wolf is winning the standup battle so far.
Wolf misses with a takedown attempt - Beans sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wolf closes the distance looking to clinch
and Beans counters with a right hand to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolf is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beans.
Wolf shoots in looking for a takedown. Beans tries to sprawl out of it but Wolf keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Beans manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Wolf doesn't manage to clinch there - Beans circles away.
Wolf wants to clinch
and Beans counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Pork N Beans will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Wolf has a takedown stuffed.
Wolf fails with the takedown
and Beans counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wolf closes the distance but Beans moves to the side
and Beans counters with a nice body shot.
Wolf fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wolf misses with a hook
and Beans counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wolf jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wolf fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ryan Wolf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolf shoots in for a double leg but Beans sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wolf shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Beans defends it nicely.
Wolf misses with a takedown attempt - Beans sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wolf misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolf misses with a two punch combination.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wolf.
Pork N Beans is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beans bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wolf shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Beans pinned against the cage. Beans gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wolf thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wolf fails with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolf darts in trying to clinch

and Beans counters with a single leg into guard. Wolf didn't expect that.
Beans sitting in guard here, content to control.
Pork N Beans has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pork N Beans has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Wolf tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Beans counters with a left to the body.
Wolf tries to clinch
and Beans counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wolf misses with a head kick.
Wolf closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Beans to counter with a crisp jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pork N Beans comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Beans winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Skip Squint scores the fight for Pork N Beans!
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Pork N Beans!
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight for Pork N Beans!

Pork N Beans wins by unanimous decision!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
32%

Co-main event

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theo Paris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paris has chosen Delta Heavy - Must Be The Feeling as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Lang
vs
Paris

178 cm
22
185 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

180 cm
20
197 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Fishy Fighting {$15}

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Theo Paris!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lang throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Paris tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Lang is in Paris's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lang stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Paris swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lang trying to control the position from guard on top but Paris is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Paris avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lang is looking to work some ground and pound but Paris has wrist control.

Paris has his feet on Lang's thighs here. He's pushed Lang off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Lang screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Theo Paris!
A victorious Theo Paris thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.