LA Combat 66 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rocky Gatto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Von Prawn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Gatto
vs
Von Prawn

178 cm
28
200 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

225 cm
20
215 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Good gas tank

CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rocky Gatto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry Von Prawn!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Prawn misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Gatto looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gatto slaps away a takedown attempt from Von Prawn, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Gatto could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Gatto closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Gatto misses with a two punch combination.
Gatto's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gatto duly obliges.

It looks like Larry Von Prawn has been cut.
Gatto misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gatto misses with a series of wild punches.
Von Prawn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gatto looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Von Prawn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gatto.
Gatto defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Von Prawn.
Rocky Gatto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Larry Von Prawn.
Gatto dodges the punch combination from Von Prawn.

Gatto tries to sprawl but Von Prawn drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Von Prawn takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Von Prawn scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Prawn throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Von Prawn thows a huge punch but Gatto dodges it nicely.
Von Prawn not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Gatto is breathing heavily.
Von Prawn working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Von Prawn missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Von Prawn working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Gatto is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Von Prawn scores with a couple of nice shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Von Prawn connects with a nice short shot to Gatto's temple.
Von Prawn is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Von Prawn passes to side control.
Von Prawn is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Prawn lands an elbow.
Von Prawn lands a few punches from side control.
Von Prawn scoring with punches and elbows.
Gatto takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Gatto might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Von Prawn working the ground and pound.
Von Prawn lands a nice forearm strike.
Von Prawn in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Gatto looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Von Prawn turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Larry Von Prawn!
Larry Von Prawn decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
84%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bob Bills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Allen Iverson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iverson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Champ-nelly. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bills
vs
Iverson

191 cm
18
192 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

183 cm
25
185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bob Bills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Allen Iverson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Iverson closes the distance and clinches.
Bills misses with a short punch on the inside.

Iverson pulls guard effortlessly.
Bills has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bills looking to sit in guard and control but Iverson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Iverson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Let's hope that Iverson has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

Iverson stands and steps away. Bills gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Iverson checks a low kick from Bills.
Iverson throws a series of punches but Bills avoids them all with ease.
Iverson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Iverson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Iverson wants to clinch up but Bills keeps it at a distance.
Bills circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bills throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bills lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Iverson shoots in and drives through. Bills sprawls well.
Bob Bills is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Iverson tries to clinch but Bills moves out of range.
Bills bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Iverson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bills slaps away a takedown attempt from Iverson, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Iverson gets a clinch.
Nice body punch from Bills.
Iverson looks winded!
Bills pushes Iverson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Bills.
Bills scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bills trying to stall but Iverson improves his position.
Bills tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bills.
Bills swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Iverson jumps guard but Bills turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Bob Bills has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Allen Iverson.
Bills lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bills is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bills working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Iverson is rocked!
A short uppercut from Bills.
Iverson is still on wobbly legs! Can Bills finish him?
Bills lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Iverson to his knees! Bills keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Bills!
A relieved looking Bob Bills thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

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C
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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
65%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brian Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colin Millen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar comes to the cage accompanied by Here Comes The Boom. Millen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Da Strike!. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Lesnar
vs
Millen

180 cm
34
177 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

175 cm
24
170 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brian Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Colin Millen!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Millen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Millen misses with a wild body shot.
Millen lands with a nice body punch.
Millen throws a nice head kick!
Lesnar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Millen.
Millen scores with a jab. Lesnar acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar throws a leg kick
and Millen counters with a low kick, right behind Lesnar 's knee.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Millen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Millen blocks the body kick.
Millen throws an overhand right that lands on Lesnar's shoulder, as Lesnar tries to avoid the shot.
Millen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lesnar.
A combination from Lesnar does no damage.
Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar tries a head kick but it misses.
Lesnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brian Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lesnar tries a head kick but it misses.
Millen connects with a solid leg kick.
Lesnar moves out of range as Millen throws a body kick.
Lesnar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Millen thows a body kick. Lesnar tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Millen thumps Lesnar with a low kick.
Lesnar throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Millen counters with a nice uppercut.
Millen thuds a left hand into Lesnar's body.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Millen cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs.
Millen scores with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Millen - that will leave a mark!
Millen throws a leg kick which misses Lesnar's front leg but catches the back leg as Lesnar tries to avoid it.
Millen thuds his shin into the meat of Lesnar's side.
Millen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lesnar on the side of the head.
Lesnar gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Lesnar is rocked!
Millen ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Lesnar's jaw. Lesnar's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Millen does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Colin Millen!
A relieved looking Colin Millen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Mir
vs
Black

190 cm
24
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

195 cm
34
275 lbs
10 - 11 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Mir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lou Black!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black misses with a series of wild punches.

Black lands a left and a right that send Mir crashing to the mat, dazed. Black thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Mir is rocked!

It looks like Frank Mir has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
BAM! Black delivers a spinning backfist that drops Mir like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Lou Black!
Lou Black thanked the fans post fight for their support.

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C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
100%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Felix Merquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marty McFly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Merquez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mind Da Gap feat. Valete - Não Pára. McFly has chosen Johnny B. Good as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Merquez
vs
McFly

177 cm
21
193 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

184 cm
27
199 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

CEC Nutrition Q160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Felix Merquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marty McFly!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFly changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Merquez tries to avoid it but McFly manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Merquez to the ground. Merquez escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McFly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McFly shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Merquez but Merquez pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McFly fails with a takedown attempt.
Felix Merquez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty McFly.

McFly fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Merquez sprawls well initially but McFly persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Merquez blocking the ground and pound attempt from McFly.
Merquez keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Merquez gets full guard.
McFly trying to control the position from guard on top but Merquez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly wants to pass the guard but Merquez is keeping the position.
McFly forces his way into half guard.
McFly thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Merquez's head.
Merquez is refusing to be controlled, as McFly sits in half guard.
McFly tries to pass to full mount but Merquez defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with McFly in particular looking to stall.

McFly is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Merquez doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McFly.
McFly throwing shots but Merquez is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Merquez is not content to let McFly control the position.
Merquez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McFly.
McFly is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Merquez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McFly.
Merquez wants to get back to full guard but McFly has passed into side control.
Merquez is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Merquez tries to buck McFly off but McFly is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly working the ground and pound from side control.
McFly looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Merquez is avoiding damage well.

McFly tries for a kimura but Merquez is defending well.
Merquez prevents McFly from moving into mount.
McFly wants to lay and pray for a moment but Merquez keeps working.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McFly working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McFly working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marty McFly dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Merquez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McFly throws a leg kick but Merquez sees it coming and moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - McFly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McFly misses with a two punch combination.
Merquez motions for McFly to come forward. Merquez throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Marty McFly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Merquez stuffs the takedown attempt from McFly. McFly gets slowly back to his feet.
McFly slips a jab and a cross from Merquez.
McFly staying out of range there.
McFly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McFly chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Merquez can pounce on him.
McFly shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Merquez but Merquez pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Merquez lands an overhand right.
Merquez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McFly manages to avoid it.
Merquez shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McFly eats them both and turns towards Merquez to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McFly doesn't manage to clinch there - Merquez circles away.
Felix Merquez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Oooooh!!! Merquez has knocked McFly down with a huge combo! Merquez steps away and waves a wobbly McFly back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Marty McFly has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Merquez missing with a left hand there. McFly was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Merquez is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McFly.
Merquez connects with the punch.
McFly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Merquez swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Merquez defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McFly.
Felix Merquez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty McFly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFly slips a jab and a cross from Merquez.
McFly fails to land the takedown.
Merquez works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McFly misses with a straight right.
Nice sprawl there from Merquez as McFly shoots in.
A punch combination from Merquez misses.
McFly shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Merquez pinned against the cage. Merquez gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Merquez throws a leg kick but McFly sees it coming and moves out of range.
Merquez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McFly was well out of range. Poor timing from Merquez.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFly misses with a two punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from McFly. Merquez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Merquez scores with a nice right hand.
McFly tries to move into range but Merquez moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McFly looks for a takedown but Merquez sprawls well.
Merquez lands with a cross.
McFly shoots for a double leg takedown but Merquez sprawls well. He's pushed McFly's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Merquez throws out a leg kick but McFly moves out of range and Merquez only half commits.
McFly blocks a head kick by Merquez.
McFly shoots for a double leg takedown but Merquez sprawls well. He's pushed McFly's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Felix Merquez is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Merquez swivels and escapes.
McFly blocks a leg kick.

McFly closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Merquez is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

McFly seems to be working for a kimura but Merquez defends the submission attempt.
McFly is breathing heavily.
Merquez is staying active underneath McFly, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Merquez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McFly.
McFly is trying to control. Merquez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Felix Merquez dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marty McFly's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

McFly looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Merquez is fending him off so far but McFly persists. Nope, Merquez circles away and we're back to standing.
McFly misses with a wild combination.
Merquez misses with a series of wild punches.
McFly fails to land the takedown.
McFly rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Merquez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Merquez blocks a head kick by McFly.
McFly slips a jab and a cross from Merquez.
A decent looking cross lands there for Merquez.
McFly tries to land a leg kick but Merquez saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Merquez feints a jab promting McFly to slip. Merquez then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McFly slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
McFly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Merquez stuffs the takedown.
Felix Merquez has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty McFly.
McFly shoots in for a takedown but Merquez shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McFly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Merquez shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McFly pinned against the cage. McFly gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
McFly fails with a takedown attempt.
McFly moves in looking to clinch but Merquez pushes him off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Merquez lands a nice hook to McFly's body. McFly takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McFly shoots in for a takedown but Merquez shows good takedown defense.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Merquez scores with a sloppy right hand. McFly should have avoided that one.

McFly shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Merquez manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
McFly wants to control from the top but Merquez keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFly won't allow Merquez to sweep him here.
McFly postures up in Merquez's guard and throws a big left but Merquez blocks it.
Merquez is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
McFly wants to control but Merquez is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Merquez prevents McFly from improving his position.
Merquez looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Merquez misses with a head shot. McFly uses the momentum to regain guard.
McFly wants to sweep but no luck.
Merquez wants to pass the guard but McFly is keeping the position.
Merquez postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Merquez trying to control but McFly is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Felix Merquez showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Merquez has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Felix Merquez!
During a confident post fight interview, Felix Merquez thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
60%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rick Rich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Shields (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Rich
vs
Shields

177 cm
23
180 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

180 cm
24
182 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick Rich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Shields!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rich takes the fight into the clinch.

Rich breaks the clinch.
Rich is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shields sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shields tries for a takedown but Rich circles away easily

and Rich counters with a head kick that drops Shields to the mat! Shields scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shields shoots in but Rich avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shields throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Rich's waist but Rich gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Shields off to one side.
Rick Rich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Shields.
Rich connects with a right that clearly hurt Shields. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Rich proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Shields collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Rich!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
55%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Sharp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Legion of Doom. Sharp has chosen IZ - Hawaii '78 as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fergisson
vs
Sharp

150 cm
30
162 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

176 cm
26
162 lbs
9 - 4 - 2

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Torment Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Terry Sharp!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fergisson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Fergisson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sharp sees it coming and defends easily.
Sharp is trying to maintain the position but Fergisson is very close to passing his half guard.
Sharp won't allow Fergisson to pass to mount.
Fergisson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sharp is not content to let Fergisson control the position.
Fergisson not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Fergisson is working for a submission of some sort.
Fergisson tries to pass to full mount but Sharp defends it.
Fergisson really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fergisson wants to work for an arm triangle but Sharp is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Sharp defends it well.

Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
Sharp is looking for a sweep. Fergisson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Fergisson looking for a submission but Sharp manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Fergisson looking to pass the guard.

Fergisson stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Terry Sharp is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fergisson looks for a takedown but Sharp sprawls well.
Fergisson with a poor takedown
and Sharp counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sharp gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sharp is trying to keep Fergisson in close.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Sharp keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fergisson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Sharp working a defensive guard here.

Fergisson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fergisson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sharp wants to control but Fergisson passes easily into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is looking to take a break and control but Sharp is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fergisson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fergisson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Sharp!

Fergisson is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Sharp has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Sharp!
Fergisson thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.

Sharp avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Fergisson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Fergisson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Sharp can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is striking off his back. Sharp thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
Fergisson is in trouble now - Sharp has advanced to mount!
Sharp looking to control but Fergisson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sharp prevents Fergisson from getting the reversal.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sharp is trying to take his opponent's back.
Fergisson is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fergisson tries to improve his position but instead Sharp has taken his back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Fergisson misses with a takedown attempt - Sharp sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fergisson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sharp connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fergisson scrambles back to his feet.
Sharp lands the left hand.
Sharp throws a jab but it's blocked by Fergisson.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sharp as he jumps to the side.

Fergisson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Sharp!
Fergisson looking to finish Sharp with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sharp!
Fergisson landing strikes from the mount.
Fergisson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fergisson tries to control but Sharp wriggling away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sharp takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

Sharp defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Fergisson.
Sharp tries to lock up and control but Fergisson gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sharp tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sharp tries to hold on but Fergisson postures up.
Fergisson trying to control but Sharp is having none of it.
A nice elbow there by Fergisson.

Fergisson goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Sharp turns into him and now he's in Fergisson's guard.
Fergisson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sharp trying to control the position from guard on top but Fergisson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Fergisson scrambles and gets back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson has his takedown stuffed
and Sharp counters with a nice body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Fergisson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fergisson shoots for a double leg takedown but Sharp sprawls well. He's pushed Fergisson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fergisson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sharp scores with a jab to the head.

Fergisson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Fergisson is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Sharp is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Sharp has escaped and now he's on top!

Sharp stands up and waves to Fergisson to follow him.
Fergisson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sharp counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd Fergisson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergisson shoots in looking for a takedown. Sharp tries to sprawl out of it but Fergisson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sharp manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sharp works the jab nicely.
Fergisson fails with the takedown
and Sharp counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Sharp. Those never looked like landing.
Sharp lands a lovely overhand right.
Sharp throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fergisson slips a jab from Sharp.
Fergisson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Sharp sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Sharp misses with a wild body shot.
Nice jab there from Sharp.
Sharp stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fergisson is defended easily by Sharp.
Fergisson walks into a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fergisson is defended easily by Sharp.
Turd Fergisson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice jab there from Sharp.
Jab by Sharp.
Sharp sizes up Fergisson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Sharp tries to sprawl but Fergisson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Sharp is trying to maintain the position but Fergisson is very close to passing his half guard.

Fergisson maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Sharp could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Fergisson has cracked it and Sharp is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Fergisson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Fergisson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd Fergisson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
34%

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunner Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Skank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Malone comes to the cage accompanied by Jimmy Hendrix - Vodoo Child. Gunner Malone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Malone
vs
Skank

187 cm
26
215 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

190 cm
31
202 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gunner Malone!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thor Skank!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skank defending well as Malone loads up on a big left hand.
Skank takes a swing at Malone's ribcage but misses.
Skank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Malone on the side of the head.
Skank throws a front kick aimed at Malone's knee but Malone avoids it well.
Malone wants to clinch.
Malone tries to clinch but Skank is having none of it.
No joy there for Malone, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Malone swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malone throws an overhand right that lands on Skank's shoulder, as Skank tries to avoid the shot.
Malone fails to land with a series of punches.
Malone avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Skank turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Malone shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone throws a lazy right hand but Skank sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Malone closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Skank trying to stall but Malone improves his position.
Malone scores with a nice hook to the head.
Malone blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Thor Skank.
Malone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Skank misses.

Malone pushes Skank up against the cage in a clinch.
Malone scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
A short right from Malone.
A right handed body shot lands from Malone.
Malone lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malone lands a body punch in the clinch.
Skank blocks a body shot from Malone.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Malone lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Malone on the inside.
Skank throws a punch but it's blocked by Malone.
Malone lands a body shot.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Malone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone.
Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Malone works on Skank's body with a couple of short punches.
Skank looks winded!
Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skank tries to stall but Malone uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Skank fails to land.
Malone has Skank pushed against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Malone as the two fighters clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone.
Skank is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Malone lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Skank.
A short left from Malone.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Malone has Skank pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Malone.
Malone lands with a left to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gunner Malone dominated that round.
That's time! Malone's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Malone instigates a clinch.
Malone blocks an uppercut.
Skank is looking to control Malone's arms but Malone gets an underhook and turns him. Now Skank has his back to the cage.
Skank is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Malone has denied him.
Malone lands a right hand that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
Skank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Malone.
Malone lands a nice uppercut.
Malone lands a shoulder strike.
Skank swings wildly with an uppercut but Malone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skank backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Malone.
Malone lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone lands a body shot.
Skank is breathing heavily.
Malone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Skank takes a shot to the head.

Skank is rocked!
Gunner Malone has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Malone lands a nice uppercut.
Skank is still on wobbly legs! Can Malone finish him?
Malone lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Malone.
A right handed body shot lands from Malone.
Malone is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Malone.
Skank seems to have recovered his senses.
Malone gets through Skank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skank is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Malone is keeping busy.
Malone just leaning against Skank, taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Malone drops Skank onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Skank is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
A right hand to the body from Malone.
A nice right hand lands inside from Malone.
Malone lands a nice shot to the body.
Malone has Skank pushed against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Skank's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Malone stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A right hook to the body lands for Malone.
Malone lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Malone.
Malone works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Malone.
Malone is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Skank can do to turn this around?
Malone throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Malone lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Malone drops Skank onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Skank is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malone throws a big uppercut that drops Skank! More strikes from Malone and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Skank lies dazed against the cage as Malone celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gunner Malone!
Gunner Malone is the new light heavyweight champion!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Gunner Malone waved his t-shirt featuring Hell's Balls Recovery (160)'s logo in front of the cameras.