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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Les Paul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sameer Hamadoui (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamadoui is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Lights Out. Sameer Hamadoui will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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155 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Les Paul!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sameer Hamadoui!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Paul Gruel and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hamadoui tries to close the distance and clinch up but Paul swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hamadoui misses with a head kick.
Paul shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Hamadoui wants to get back to his feet but Paul is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Paul might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hamadoui manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Paul has a takedown stuffed.
Danga de danga de dang - Paul scores with a four punch combination!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hamadoui keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hamadoui tries to clinch but Paul is having none of it.
Hamadoui pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hamadoui throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A head kick misses from Hamadoui.
Paul shoots in looking for a takedown. Hamadoui tries to sprawl out of it but Paul keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hamadoui manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Les Paul. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hamadoui keeps the fight on the outside.
Hamadoui fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sameer Hamadoui seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hamadoui clinches up with Paul and pushes him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paul works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Paul looking to pass the guard.
Paul looking to sit in guard and control but Hamadoui gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Paul throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Paul striking off his back but it's not causing Hamadoui any problems.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Paul is trying to control the position but Hamadoui postures up.
Hamadoui really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Paul. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hamadoui keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Paul's head.
Hamadoui postures up.
Paul is looking to sinch up a triangle. Hamadoui throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Paul's body to avoid the submission. Paul has instead reached around Hamadoui's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Paul arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Les Paul!
Les Paul managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Demonic Clothing, into his post fight interview.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tim Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jiu Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martin comes to the cage accompanied by Chow Time!. Jitsu is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nikkfurie- The a la Menthe. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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350 lbs
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302 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Martin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiu Jitsu!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martin lands a nice looking body shot.
Jitsu throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Martin.
Martin slaps away a takedown attempt from Jitsu, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jitsu misses with a series of wild punches.
Martin misses with a double jab.
Jitsu closes the distance and clinches up with Martin, looking for a takedown. Jitsu pushes Martin against the cage but Martin circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A big left from Martin misses.
Martin stuffs the takedown.
Tim Martin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiu Jitsu.
Jitsu tries for a takedown but Martin circles away easily
and Martin counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jitsu thinking.
Jitsu shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Martin sprawls well. Martin wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jitsu gets slowly back to his feet.
Jitsu fails with the takedown
and Martin counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jitsu looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jitsu doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Martin counters with a nice kick to the body.
Martin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Martin throws a lazy right hand but Jitsu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin lands a right hook to the body.
Martin throws a series of punches but Jitsu moves out of range.
Martin throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jitsu on the side of the head.
Martin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Martin misses with a double jab.
Martin misses with a two punch combination.
Martin takes a swing at Jitsu's ribcage but misses.
Jitsu shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Martin as he avoids it easily.
Martin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt - Martin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Martin tries a head kick but it misses.
A right-left combo lands from Jitsu.
Martin tries a head kick but it misses.
Jiu Jitsu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Martin does no damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Martin dodges the punch combination from Jitsu.
Martin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Martin misses with a few strikes there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Martin throws a hook to the side of Jitsu's head but Jitsu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt - Martin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Martin looks to score with a jab to the body but Jitsu is just out of range.
Martin tries a head kick but it misses.
Jitsu has a takedown stuffed.
Jitsu shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Martin as he avoids it easily.
Jitsu fails with the takedown.
Martin misses with a few strikes there.
Martin is looking to wear down Jitsu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin misses with a wild body shot.
Jitsu thumps Martin with a low kick.
Jitsu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jitsu misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Martin stuffs the takedown.
Jitsu wants to clinch up but Martin keeps it at a distance.
Martin swinging wildly here.
Jitsu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Martin throws out the jab.
Jitsu feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Martin is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jitsu drops back looking for a leg! Martin is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Martin manages to kick Jitsu off! Jitsu jumps back into Martin's guard.
Jitsu gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martin throws a sloppy head kick and Jitsu moves out of range easily.
Martin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jitsu fails with a takedown attempt.
Jitsu fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Martin pinned against the cage. Martin gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Martin throws a series of punches but Jitsu avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martin throws a head kick but Jitsu moves out of range.
Jitsu misses with a takedown
and Martin counters with a low kick, right behind Jitsu 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tim Martin dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Martin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jitsu throws a right hand that Martin ducks under and follows up with a left that Martin also avoids with ease.
Tim Martin is winning the standup battle so far.
Martin slaps away a takedown attempt from Jitsu, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Martin misses with a double jab.
Martin leaves Jitsu with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Martin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jitsu was well out of range. Poor timing from Martin.
Jitsu shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Jitsu showed some decent athleticism there.
Martin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jitsu on the ground.
Martin is staying active underneath Jitsu, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Martin wants to get back to full guard.
Jitsu seems to be working for a kimura but Martin defends the submission attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jitsu is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Martin doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jitsu.
Martin is trying to control but can't.
Jitsu is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Jitsu is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Jitsu is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu is looking for a kimura but Martin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Jitsu to get the leverage.
Jitsu is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Martin defends it well.
Martin misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Jitsu is working for a submission of some sort.
Jitsu is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jitsu wants to work for an arm triangle but Martin is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin trying to control here.
Martin is staying active underneath Jitsu, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jitsu is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Martin sees it coming and defends easily.
Jitsu is working for a submission of some sort.
Martin wants to control but Jitsu is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jitsu is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Martin sees it coming and defends easily.
Jitsu is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Martin defends it well.
Jitsu seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Martin is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jiu Jitsu!
During a confident post fight interview, Jiu Jitsu thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kalash Nikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heng Keo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nikov's entrance music is Snoop Dogg Feat. Nate Dogg & Xzibit - Bitch Please . A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Keo's choice of entrance music: Fear Factory - H-K (Hunter Killer). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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158 lbs
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28
157 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Kalash Nikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heng Keo!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nikov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Keo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Keo lands with a nice body punch.
Nikov misses with a head kick.
Keo shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Nikov manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nikov is looking to stand up but Keo isn't so interested in that idea.
Keo loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Keo looking to sit in guard and control but Nikov gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Nikov is stalling in the full guard.
Nikov wants to control from the top but Keo keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Keo has a closed guard, preventing Nikov from standing up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nikov won't allow Keo to sweep him here.
Nikov trying to stand up but can't free himself from Keo's guard.
We're going to have a standup here because Kalash Nikov wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Keo avoids the head kick by Nikov.
Keo jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Nikov misses with a body shot.
Nikov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Keo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Nikov tries to avoid it but Keo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Nikov to the ground. Nikov escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Keo misses with a low kick.
Nikov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nikov tried to score with a low kick but Keo checks it.
Nikov misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nikov lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nikov throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Keo swats away the attempt to clinch by Nikov.
Keo misses with a body kick.
Nikov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Keo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nikov at a distance.
Nikov misses with a hook.
Keo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Keo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Keo keeps the fight on the outside.
Nikov gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nikov lands with a short shot to the head.
Keo tries to throw a body punch but Nikov avoids it by throwing Keo back against the cage.
Nikov tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nikov controlling the action here for a moment.
A short uppercut from Keo.
Keo pushes Nikov back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nikov using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Keo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nikov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Keo backwards.
Nikov displaying some good clinch control by pressing Keo up against the cage.
Nikov working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Keo.
Nikov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Keo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Keo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nikov has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nikov and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nikov fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Keo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nikov tries to clinch but Keo moves away
and Keo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nikov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kalash Nikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Keo misses with a kick to the body.
Nikov slips a straight right by Keo.
Keo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Nikov checks it well.
Keo slips a jab from Nikov.
Keo thuds a left hand into Nikov's body.
Keo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nikov is out of range.
Keo works Nikov's body with a nice hook.
Nikov cracks Keo with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nikov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Keo tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nikov is able to avoid easily.
Nikov throws a jab when Keo was well out of range.
Nikov clinches with his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Kalash Nikov will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Keo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nikov.
A combination from Nikov does no damage.
Nikov looks to land a right hand but Keo moved out of range.
Nikov pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nikov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Keo lands with an overhand left.
Nikov bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nikov closes the distance looking to clinch
and Keo counters with a body kick.
Keo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nikov's sensitive parts.
Nikov moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Keo throws a jab but it's blocked by Nikov.
Keo throws a body kick that misses.
Nikov clinches up with Keo and pushes him back against the cage.
Keo blocks an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Keo.
Nikov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nikov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Keo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nikov.
A right hook to the body lands for Keo.
Keo tries a knee to the head but Nikov blocks it.
Keo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Keo blocking some punches.
Keo trying to land knees to the body.
Keo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nikov is defending well for now.
Nikov lands a right hand that snaps the head of Keo backwards.
Nikov is trying to stall.
Nikov scores with a shoulder strike.
Nikov with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Keo landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keo looking to throw knees to the head but Nikov is blocking nicely.
Nikov with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Keo tries to land knees in the clinch but Nikov avoids the damage to the body.
Nikov misses with a knee to the head.
Nikov avoiding damage as Keo throws knees to the body.
Keo looking to throw knees to the head but Nikov is blocking nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nikov stalling the fight.
Keo blocks a body shot from Nikov.
Nikov lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Keo has had enough of the clinch but Nikov keeps him there for the moment.
Nikov blocks the elbow strike.
Keo misses with a body punch.
Nikov is stalling here.
Keo pushes Nikov back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Keo working Nikov over with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nikov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nikov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Keo lands an elbow inside that Nikov shrugs off.
Nikov is trying to break the clinch but Keo has him pressed against the cage.
Nikov managing to block the knees to the body from Keo.
Nikov tries to stall but Keo uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Nikov can't break the clinch.
Nikov swings wildly with an uppercut but Keo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Keo tries to land a knee to the head but Nikov blocks with his arms.
Nikov on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Nikov.
Keo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Keo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nikov is defending well for now.
A right hook to the body lands for Keo.
Nikov looking to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Nikov.
Nikov breaks from the clinch.
Keo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nikov.
Nikov fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nikov scores with a head kick. Keo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Keo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nikov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nikov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nikov tries to clinch up
and Keo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nikov avoids a kick to the body.
Nikov throws a push kick but Keo slaps the foot to one side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Kalash Nikov will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Keo shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Nikov looks like he's trying to stand up.
Nikov works his way to full guard. Good work.
Keo stops Nikov from standing up.
Nikov is trying to keep Keo in close.
Nikov keeping moving, preventing Keo from controlling successfully.
Keo slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Keo working the ground and pound from side control.
Keo working the ground and pound from side control.
Keo scoring with punches from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Keo cracks Nikov with a big right hand but Nikov just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Keo looks up at the clock and then as Nikov takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Keo smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nikov defending against the ground and pound.
Nikov is looking for a sweep.
Keo is trying to get an arm triangle but Nikov is defending well.
Nikov is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Keo is controlling him well.
Keo in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Keo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Keo trying to control the position but Nikov is working away.
Keo misses with the ground and pound.
Keo landing a few strikes.
Nikov can't do much from the bottom here.
Keo working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Keo lands a decent elbow from side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Nikov is trying to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nikov taking punishment in the form of punches.
Keo trying to control the action but Nikov is working from the bottom.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Keo working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Keo lands a decent elbow from side control.
Keo working away.
Nikov is trying to get back to his feet.
Keo working the ground and pound from side control.
You can see the frustration on Nikov's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nikov throws Keo to one side and escapes!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nikov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Keo.
Keo scores with a kick to the body.
Heng Keo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Keo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Keo misses with a body shot.
Keo thumps Nikov with a low kick.
Keo moves out of range of the leg kick from Nikov.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Keo checks a leg kick.
Keo misses with a kick to the body.
Kalash Nikov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nikov throws a shot to the body.
Nikov moves out of range of the body kick from Keo.
Kalash Nikov is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nikov takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Keo is looking to land body kicks.
Keo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nikov as he jumps to the side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nikov throws a series of punches but Keo moves out of range.
Keo just misses with a punch to the body.
Keo on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut lands for Nikov. That snapped Keo's head back.
Keo throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Keo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nikov fails with an attempt to clinch.
Keo slips under a jab from Nikov.
Keo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nikov throws a head kick but Keo moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nikov moves out of range as Keo strikes.
Nikov tries to clinch but Keo is having none of it.
Heng Keo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nice cross by Keo.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heng Keo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Nikov has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:30
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Kalash Nikov!
In his post fight interview, Kalash Nikov started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geronimo Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying uisce beag's choice of entrance music: Watermark by Enya. Uisce uisce beag has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Geronimo Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uisce uisce beag!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Santos shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has uisce beag pinned against the cage. uisce beag gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Santos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
uisce beag lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Santos circles away quickly and effectively.
Santos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? uisce beag is fending him off so far but Santos persists. Nope, uisce beag circles away and we're back to standing.
uisce beag throws a sloppy head kick and Santos moves out of range easily.
Santos misses with a wild body shot.
Santos closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. uisce beag did well to prevent Santos getting side control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
uisce beag gets back to full guard.
Santos wants to control from the top but uisce beag keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Santos won't allow uisce beag to sweep him here.
uisce beag looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Santos has picked uisce beag up and slammed him! uisce beag can't keep hold of the triangle and Santos manages to pass to side control!
uisce beag seems a little lost for a moment, as Santos dominates the positioning.
Santos wants to lay and pray for a moment but uisce beag keeps working.
Santos avoids the strikes from the bottom by uisce beag.
Santos stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Santos fakes a jab and throws a low kick but uisce beag checks it well.
Santos shoots in looking for a takedown but uisce beag manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Santos's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Geronimo Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Santos throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around uisce beag's waist but uisce beag gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Santos off to one side.
A jab from uisce beag misses.
Santos on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by uisce beag. uisce beag obviously looking to wear him down.
uisce beag throws a head kick but Santos moves out of range.
Santos shoots for a double leg takedown but uisce beag sprawls well. He's pushed Santos's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
uisce beag defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Santos.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
uisce beag misses with a head kick.
uisce beag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Santos looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for uisce beag!
Santos is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but uisce beag is surviving well by controlling Santos's body position as best he can.
Santos wants to control the pace but uisce beag is squirming around nicely.
Santos with a couple of short strikes.
Santos stands up from mount. Strange move.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking body kick lands there for uisce beag.
Santos is breathing heavily.
A punch combination from uisce beag misses.
Uisce uisce beag is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
uisce beag cracks Santos with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Santos avoids the head kick by uisce beag.
uisce beag fakes the leg kick and cracks Santos in the body.
Santos gets tackled into the cage by uisce beag. uisce beag maintains the clinch.
uisce beag breaks the clinch.
uisce beag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
uisce beag gets tackled into the cage by Santos. Santos maintains the clinch.
uisce beag lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Santos is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables uisce beag to keep the fight standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Uisce uisce beag will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
uisce beag tries to close the distance and clinch but Santos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
uisce beag throws a sloppy head kick and Santos moves out of range easily.
uisce beag throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Santos.
uisce beag displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Santos.
uisce beag throws a jab when Santos was well out of range.
Uisce uisce beag seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Santos avoids the head kick by uisce beag.
Santos throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around uisce beag's waist but uisce beag gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Santos off to one side.
Santos looks for a takedown but uisce beag sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Geronimo Santos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
uisce beag lands a big right hand that sends Santos crashing to the mat! uisce beag stays standing though and waves Santos back to his feet!
It looks like Geronimo Santos has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No luck for Santos with that takedown attempt.
Santos gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and uisce beag counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking Santos out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! uisce beag is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Uisce uisce beag!
Uisce uisce beag really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Shot in the Arm Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hammer Longbird (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armas Paisti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Paisti's choice of entrance music: Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong . Armas Paisti has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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26
200 lbs
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199 lbs
13 - 9 - 1 |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hammer Longbird!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Armas Paisti!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paisti lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Longbird misses with a wild body shot.
Paisti looks for the body kick but Longbird saw that one coming.
Longbird getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Longbird really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Longbird thows a body shot but no joy.
Paisti throws the left hand but Longbird avoids the punch easily.
Paisti keeps the fight on the outside.
Paisti moves into the clinch successfully.
Paisti working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Paisti blocks the elbow strike.
Longbird scores with a shot to the side of Paisti's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Longbird tries a knee to the head but Paisti blocks it.
Paisti's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Paisti rushes Longbird and presses him up against the cage.
Longbird creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Paisti's defenses.
It looks like Armas Paisti has been cut.
Longbird looking to throw knees to the head but Paisti is blocking nicely.
Paisti lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Longbird blocking some punches.
Longbird missing with knees to the body.
Paisti is trying to stall.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Longbird throws an elbow that misses.
Paisti breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Paisti swats away the attempt to clinch by Longbird.
Paisti needs to keep his hands up - Longbird had a free shot at his head there.
Paisti tries to clinch there but Longbird circles away.
A punch lands to the side of Longbird 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Paisti swinging wildly here.
Nice defenses there by Longbird.
Paisti checks a leg kick nicely.
Longbird takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Paisti looks to land a combination but Longbird avoids it well.
Longbird misses with a right hand
and Paisti counters by moving into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Longbird lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Longbird.
Paisti pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Longbird walks into a stiff left hand from Paisti.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Longbird scores with a decent looking hook.
Paisti looks to throw the jab but Longbird is out of range.
Paisti lands a lovely overhand right.
Paisti fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Longbird, pushing him back against the cage.
Longbird lands a knee to the body.
Longbird lands with a left to the head.
Come on Longbird - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Paisti keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Longbird's efforts to push away.
Longbird is trying to break the clinch but Paisti is controlling him.
A nice right hand lands inside from Longbird.
Paisti tries to land a knee to the head but Longbird blocks with his arms.
Paisti managing to block the knees to the body from Longbird.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longbird tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Paisti takes an elbow to the forehead.
Longbird missing with knees to the body.
Longbird can't find room to land a body shot as Paisti controls the action.
Longbird breaks the clinch.
Longbird is looking to land body kicks.
Paisti misses with a head kick.
Paisti gets tackled into the cage by Longbird. Longbird maintains the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Longbird.
Longbird is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Paisti is defending well for now.
Longbird throws a knee to the head but misses.
Longbird misses with a punch to the body.
Paisti scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Paisti.
Longbird lands a right hand that snaps the head of Paisti backwards.
Longbird breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Longbird lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Paisti throws a combination. Longbird tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paisti has closed the distance and engaged Longbird in a clinch.
Longbird manages to break the clinch.
Paisti tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Longbird uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Paisti.
Paisti takes the fight into the clinch.
Paisti blocks an elbow strike from Longbird.
Paisti throws a head punch that misses.
Longbird breaks from the clinch.
Longbird darts in trying to clinch
enabling Paisti to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Longbird looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Paisti throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paisti misses with a double jab
and Longbird counters with a straight right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hammer Longbird will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Armas Paisti's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Longbird scores with a nice head shot.
Longbird takes a jab right on the kisser.
A combination from Paisti does no damage.
Longbird tries to clinch but Paisti is having none of it.
Armas Paisti seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Longbird swats away the attempt to clinch by Paisti.
Paisti cracks Longbird with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Longbird misses with the combination.
Longbird tries to land a leg kick but Paisti saw it coming and moves away.
Longbird motions for Paisti to come forward. Longbird throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Paisti throws a looping overhand right but Longbird ducks down to avoid it.
Longbird takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Paisti tries to clinch but Longbird moves away
enabling Longbird to counter with a crisp jab.
Armas Paisti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Paisti throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Paisti staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paisti getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Longbird uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Paisti.
Longbird looks to land a right hand but Paisti moved out of range.
Paisti fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Longbird staying out of range there.
Paisti with a nice cross.
Paisti misses with a hook. Longbird ducked under it nicely.
Longbird moves out of range as Paisti throws a body kick.
Paisti moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Longbird takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Longbird misses with a kick to the body.
Longbird loads up on a big right hand but Paisti slips the punch.
Left hook, right uppercut from Paisti.
Paisti slips under a jab.
Longbird misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Longbird misses with a hook. Paisti ducked under it nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paisti ducks under a wild hook from Longbird.
Paisti pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Longbird stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Longbird looks to score with a jab to the body but Paisti is just out of range.
Paisti clobbers Longbird with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Paisti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Paisti takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Longbird slips a jab and a cross from Paisti.
Paisti throws a leg kick which misses Longbird's front leg but catches the back leg as Longbird tries to avoid it.
Paisti misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Longbird drops his hands momentarily and Paisti takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Longbird uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Paisti.
Longbird checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Longbird takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Longbird stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Longbird moves away from the strike by Paisti.
Paisti misses with a low kick.
Paisti throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paisti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Longbird was well out of range. Poor timing from Paisti.
Longbird cracks Paisti with an open hand slap.
Longbird wants to clinch.
Paisti closes the distance and clinches.
Longbird is trying to push Paisti away but Paisti has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Paisti blocks an elbow strike from Longbird.
Longbird throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Longbird connects with a knee to the head.
Paisti breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paisti throws a half hearted mid kick.
Paisti is looking to clinch but Longbird is avoiding it.
Longbird throws a poor cross that misses
and Paisti holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Longbird tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Paisti lands a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paisti leaning his opponent against the cage.
Paisti keeps control of Longbird as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Paisti breaks from the clinch.
Paisti tries to clinch up.
Longbird tries to close the distance and clinch but Paisti swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Longbird moves in looking to clinch but Paisti pushes him off.
Paisti wants to clinch.
Paisti tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Armas Paisti showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Armas Paisti's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Paisti checks a leg kick.
A nice combination there by Longbird.
Longbird darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Longbird shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Paisti throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Longbird.
Paisti misses with an uppercut. Longbird saw that one coming.
Longbird is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Longbird closes the distance but Paisti moves to the side
and Paisti counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Paisti misses the jab.
Paisti takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nice shot lands for Paisti.
Paisti takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Paisti keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Paisti 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Longbird wants to slow Paisti down by chopping away at his legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paisti throws a wild body kick that Longbird sees coming a mile off.
Paisti looks to throw the jab but Longbird is out of range.
Longbird throws a big shot that misses.
Longbird misses with a leg kick.
Paisti keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Longbird throws a right and a left that both miss.
Longbird throws a hook to the side of Paisti's head but Paisti sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Paisti stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Longbird.
Paisti swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Longbird.
Nice shot by Paisti.
Paisti throws a body punch but Longbird moves out of range.
Paisti fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Longbird on the side of the head.
Longbird moves out of range as Paisti throws a body kick.
Longbird just misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Longbird throws a head kick that misses.
Longbird takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Paisti throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Longbird counters with a good, hard body kick but Paisti shrugs it off.
Paisti moves into the clinch successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Longbird swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Paisti misses with a short punch on the inside.
Longbird utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Paisti looking to stall.
Paisti gets through Longbird's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Longbird lands with a left to the head.
Paisti looking to stall.
Paisti fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Longbird keeps control of Paisti as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paisti keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Longbird's efforts to push away.
Longbird lands a nice uppercut.
Longbird breaks from the clinch.
Paisti misses with a straight left.
Paisti misses with a body kick.
Longbird throws a head kick but Paisti moves out of range.
Paisti keeps the fight on the outside.
Longbird fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Longbird steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Paisti. That one must have hurt.
Longbird keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Paisti.
Paisti lands a nice shot that snaps Longbird's head back.
Longbird swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Longbird cracks Paisti with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Longbird defending well as Paisti loads up on a big left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Longbird fails with an attempt to clinch.
Paisti tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Paisti on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Longbird. Longbird obviously looking to wear him down.
Paisti throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Longbird closes the distance and clinches.
Longbird lands an elbow that stopped Paisti in his tracks for a moment.
Paisti scores with a shoulder strike.
Paisti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Paisti.
Longbird lands with a light punch inside.
Longbird misses with a knee to the head.
The referee calls for Paisti to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Longbird misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Paisti.
Paisti gets through Longbird's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Paisti trying to stall but Longbird improves his position.
Longbird wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hammer Longbird showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Longbird has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 29:28
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hammer Longbird!
A very excited looking Hammer Longbird made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ketsuno Anajo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Bishop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anajo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ghostbusters. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ketsuno Anajo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Kevin Bishop!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Micheangelo Fripello and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bishop misses with a body shot.
Good work by Bishop as he checks the leg kick.
Anajo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bishop counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bishop looks to score with a jab to the body but Anajo is just out of range.
A good leg kick by Anajo.
Bishop takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bishop misses with a wild body shot.
Anajo falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Bishop to counter with a crisp jab.
Anajo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Anajo loads up on a big right hand but Bishop slips the punch.
Bishop takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bishop gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Anajo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anajo cracks Bishop with a good jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left and a right from Bishop both land. Nice combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anajo misses with a low kick.
Bishop paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bishop misses with a looping right.
Anajo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Anajo throws a low kick, looking for Bishop's leg but Bishop calmly moves out of range.
Anajo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bishop was well out of range. Poor timing from Anajo.
Bishop looks to land a combination but Anajo avoids it well.
Bishop throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Anajo.
Anajo lands a head kick. Bishop smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bishop misses with the combination.
Bishop misses with a straight right.
Bishop avoids the body shot from Anajo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bishop wants to land a leg kick but Anajo is out of range.
Anajo with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bishop to score with a decent uppercut.
Anajo scores with a hook to the body. Bishop takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bishop throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anajo wants to clinch.
Anajo just misses with a punch to the body.
Anajo misses with a shot to the body
and Bishop counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The fighters circling - Bishop throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bishop throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Anajo.
Anajo wants to slow Bishop down by chopping away at his legs.
A slapping leg kick lands for Anajo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Anajo.
Anajo throws a leg kick that misses.
Anajo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bishop avoids the body shot from Anajo.
Bishop on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Anajo misses with a leg kick
and Anajo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Anajo lands a front kick.
Bishop shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Anajo napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Anajo is looking for a sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anajo manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anajo is controlling Bishop's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Anajo tries to roll over but Bishop keeps him under control.
Bishop sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Anajo defending well though.
Anajo tries to roll over but Bishop keeps him under control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bishop is trying to control the action in half guard but Anajo is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bishop connects with a nice short shot to Anajo's temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ketsuno Anajo dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bishop. Anajo does a little dance to reset his feet.
A low kick from Anajo is predictable there
and Bishop counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Anajo is defending against the submission attempts here by Bishop.
Bishop is thwarting Anajo's attempts to control the position.
Anajo is looking for a sweep. Bishop is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Anajo is trying to control but can't.
Anajo has a hand on Bishop's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Bishop takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Anajo just holding on.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anajo wants to hold on but Bishop pushes him away.
Bishop unloading with bombs!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anajo is in a horrible position here. Bishop smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Anajo is rocked!
Anajo is desperately trying to improve his position but Bishop has a good base and remains in mount.
Oh Anajo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bishop takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bishop has control of Anajo's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Anajo regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Bishop has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Anajo's face.
Bishop goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Anajo is on top in guard.
Bishop has his foot on Anajo's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Anajo works his way back into a safe position though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bishop is on top in guard.
Anajo keeping moving, preventing Bishop from controlling successfully.
Anajo lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Bishop!
Anajo seems to have got his legs back now.
Bishop has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anajo controlling from mount.
Bishop can't escape the position.
Kevin Bishop has got the better of the ground game so far.
Anajo sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Anajo looking to finish Bishop with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bishop!
Anajo is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Bishop can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anajo controlling the pace for now.
Bishop is squirming around, avoiding Anajo's attempts to control the action.
Anajo controlling from mount.
Anajo lands a big elbow.
Anajo trying to control but Bishop is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bishop is trying to escape the mount.
Bishop is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Anajo wants to control the pace but Bishop is squirming around nicely.
Bishop tries to hold on but Anajo postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Kevin Bishop will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Bishop on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Anajo throws a body punch but Bishop moves out of range.
Anajo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Anajo scores with a head kick. Bishop tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bishop will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Anajo takes a swing at Bishop's ribcage but misses.
Anajo throws a hook but Bishop blocks it.
Anajo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bishop is out of range and Anajo settles back down.
Anajo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Bishop counters with a good low kick that Anajo was not able to check.
Anajo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Anajo.
Bishop scores with a decent looking hook.
Anajo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bishop was well out of range. Poor timing from Anajo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anajo throws a leg kick but Bishop moved away.
Anajo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anajo dips to his left and cracks Bishop with an uppercut!
Bishop staying out of range there.
Anajo misses with a left hand
and Bishop counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anajo missing with a left hand there. Bishop was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ketsuno Anajo is winning the standup battle so far.
Bishop moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Anajo throws a leg kick
and Bishop counters with a left to the body.
Bishop digs a good hook to Anajo's body.
Anajo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bishop.
Anajo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Anajo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bishop has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bishop and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Anajo is looking to wear down Bishop with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bishop on the wrong end of a nice jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anajo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bishop throws a big shot that misses.
Anajo scores with a nice head shot.
Bishop shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Anajo pinned against the cage. Anajo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ketsuno Anajo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anajo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bishop has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Anajo motions for Bishop to come forward. Anajo throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Anajo lands a really nice looking cross but Bishop seems unphased.
Bishop throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Anajo on the side of the head.
Anajo takes a swing at Bishop's ribcage but misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bishop.
Ketsuno Anajo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anajo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bishop under the eye.
Anajo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bishop takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A left and a right from Anajo both land. Nice combination.
Bishop looks to score with a jab to the body but Anajo is just out of range.
Anajo thows a body shot but no joy.
Bishop lands an overhand right.
Anajo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bishop counters with a stiff right hand.
Anajo misses the shot to the body.
Anajo misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bishop counters with a huge left! Anajo is in big trouble! He's backing up but Bishop isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Anajo from any more damage. A dominating finish by Bishop!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kevin Bishop!
Kevin Bishop thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tico Cortez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Lansing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lansing has chosen Heavy Metal Kings as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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149 lbs
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158 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tico Cortez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Alexander Lansing!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cortez tries to clinch but Lansing is having none of it.
Lansing misses with a series of wild punches.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cortez.
Lansing tried to score with a low kick but Cortez checks it.
Cortez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lansing attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Lansing throws a front kick aimed at Cortez's knee but Cortez avoids it well.
Lansing looks to land a right hand but Cortez moved out of range.
Lansing connects with a looping right hand.
Cortez keeps the fight on the outside.
Cortez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cortez misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cortez doesn't manage to clinch there - Lansing circles away.
Lansing scores with a decent looking hook.
Cortez walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lansing walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cortez checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cortez avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lansing uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cortez.
Cortez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lansing looks to land a body kick but Cortez moved away.
Cortez takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cortez connects with a high kick.
Cortez misses with a body shot.
Lansing tried to score with a low kick but Cortez checks it.
Alexander Lansing seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cortez throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lansing throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lansing connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice body punch from Cortez.
Lansing takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lansing with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cortez to score with a decent uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lansing throws a leg kick which misses Cortez's front leg but catches the back leg as Cortez tries to avoid it.
Lansing rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cortez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cortez throws a sloppy head kick and Lansing moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Cortez checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cortez goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lansing uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cortez.
Lansing moves away from the strike by Cortez.
Cortez tries to land a front kick but Lansing steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lansing lands with a straight right. Cortez didn't see that one coming.
Lansing throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lansing jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lansing throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Cortez tumbling to the canvas!
Cortez is rocked!
It looks like Tico Cortez has been cut.
Cortez is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Oh Cortez is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lansing connects with a couple of short punches.
Lansing trying to control the position from guard on top but Cortez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lansing postures up in Cortez's guard and throws a big left but Cortez blocks it.
Cortez avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lansing passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lansing in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Cortez looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Lansing turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexander Lansing!
A very excited looking Alexander Lansing made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gor Keyman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Bautin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bautin has chosen Lobotomy by The Ramones as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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300 lbs
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290 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gor Keyman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sergei Bautin!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bautin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That kick from Keyman tenderised Bautin's leg. Bautin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Keyman lands a leg kick that knocks Bautin off balance momentarily.
Bautin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bautin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Keyman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bautin.
Gor Keyman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Keyman throws a front kick that sends Bautin stumbling back into the cage.
Keyman shoots in looking for a takedown. Bautin tries to sprawl out of it but Keyman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bautin manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Keyman lands an overhand right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bautin blocks a jab.
Keyman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Keyman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bautin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bautin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bautin misses with a head kick.
Bautin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sergei Bautin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bautin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bautin looks winded!
A jab from Keyman finds it's way through Bautin's defenses.
Keyman looks to land a body kick but Bautin moved away.
Keyman delivers a nice body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slapping leg kick lands for Keyman.
Keyman scores with a kick to the body.
Bautin takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Sergei Bautin has been cut.
Bautin gets tackled into the cage by Keyman. Keyman maintains the clinch.
Keyman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Keyman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bautin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Keyman.
Keyman ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Keyman no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Keyman wants to sweep but no luck.
Bautin got a little sloppy there for a moment and Keyman has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bautin has managed to get both his arms back between Keyman's legs - danger averted.
Bautin stopping the sweep attempt from Keyman.
Keyman looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Bautin is defending well. Keyman quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Bautin has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Keyman celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gor Keyman!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gab Jay-ar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy has chosen I Like Big Butts as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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290 lbs
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300 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gab Jay-ar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Ryoma Takatsuka and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Piracy throws a good cross that connects.
Jay-ar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Piracy counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Gab Jay-ar has been cut.
Jay-ar shoots for a takedown but Piracy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jay-ar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Piracy.
Piracy clobbers Jay-ar with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jay-ar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Piracy.
Jay-ar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piracy.
Nice sprawl there from Piracy as Jay-ar shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gab Jay-ar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay-ar gets a double leg takedown into Piracy's guard.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Piracy is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Jay-ar is controlling him.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jay-ar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piracy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy keeping full guard, as Jay-ar tries to pass.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piracy wants to stand but Jay-ar is controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Piracy wants to get back to his feet but Jay-ar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jay-ar looking to pass the guard.
Piracy is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Jay-ar drops back looking for a leg! Piracy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piracy manages to kick Jay-ar off! Jay-ar jumps back into Piracy's guard.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.
Jay-ar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Piracy is keeping the position for now.
Jay-ar is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piracy wants to get back to his feet but Jay-ar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jay-ar is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Piracy is looking to stand up but Jay-ar isn't so interested in that idea.
Jay-ar drops back looking for a leg! Piracy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piracy manages to kick Jay-ar off! Jay-ar jumps back into Piracy's guard.
Jay-ar stops Piracy from standing up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jay-ar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Butt Piracy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gab Jay-ar's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piracy!
Piracy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jay-ar with a poor takedown
and Piracy counters with a straight right hand.
Piracy throws a leg kick which misses Jay-ar's front leg but catches the back leg as Jay-ar tries to avoid it.
Piracy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Piracy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jay-ar shoots in but Piracy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay-ar has his takedown stuffed
and Piracy counters with a thumping low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gab Jay-ar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Piracy misses with a two punch combination.
Piracy connects with an inside leg kick.
Piracy throws a good cross that connects.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jay-ar shoots and misses
and Piracy counters with a nice right hand that sends Jay-ar toppling to the canvas! Jay-ar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Piracy finish him?!
Gab Jay-ar's cut is getting worse.
Piracy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jay-ar is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Piracy Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Jay-ar is out cold, face down on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Butt Piracy!
A relieved looking Butt Piracy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. McDonald has chosen EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES as his entrance music. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ronald McDonald's chin.
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172 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McDonald is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
McDonald lands a nice hook to Cartman's body. Cartman takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
McDonald connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McDonald moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
McDonald connects with a body shot that sends Cartman's belly button to the back.
Ronald McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDonald thows a left - swing and a miss!
McDonald throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartman on the side of the head.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDonald scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McDonald but McDonald pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McDonald misses with an uppercut. Cartman saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Cartman misses.
McDonald pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cartman gets the takedown into side control.
Cartman throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Cartman throws an elbow but McDonald slips to the side and avoids it well.
McDonald is not content to let Cartman control the position.
McDonald dodges the ground and pound from Cartman.
Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
McDonald is not content to let Cartman control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Cartman misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
McDonald tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Cartman trying to control the position but McDonald is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman misses with the ground and pound.
Cartman is looking to take a break and control but McDonald is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cartman working the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Cartman lands a decent elbow from side control.
McDonald tries to bench press Cartman off him but Cartman keeps the position.
Cartman laying and praying for a moment but McDonald takes advantage and regains half guard.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McDonald gets back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald is looking to stand up but Cartman isn't so interested in that idea.
Cartman lands a couple of digs.
McDonald looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
McDonald working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman trying to control but McDonald is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Cartman gets a takedown into half guard.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman stops McDonald from getting back to his feet.
Cartman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cartman lands with a punch from half guard.
McDonald regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cartman.
Cartman postures up.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald controlling the position.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McDonald avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman wants to control from the top but McDonald keeps moving.
McDonald is trying to keep Cartman in close.
McDonald preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman wants to pass the guard but McDonald is keeping the position.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald looking to control.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
McDonald trying to control the position.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but McDonald has wrist control.
Cartman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Cartman looking to sit in guard and control but McDonald gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
McDonald throws a strike but Cartman rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McDonald looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McDonald looking to control.
Eric Cartman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cartman trying to control but McDonald is working from the bottom.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman trying to control but McDonald is working from the bottom.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McDonald is on top in guard.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Cartman fails with the takedown.
Cartman slips a straight right by McDonald.
McDonald throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
McDonald throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McDonald with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McDonald misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.
McDonald wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
Cartman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McDonald finds it's way round the side to connect with Cartman's head.
McDonald motions for Cartman to come forward. McDonald throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McDonald tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman throws a leg kick but McDonald moved away.
Cartman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McDonald sprawls well initially but Cartman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McDonald's head.
McDonald tries to get to full guard but Cartman has control of the leg.
Cartman landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McDonald is trying to stand.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
McDonald avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
McDonald wants to get back to his feet.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Cartman is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cartman takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Cartman throwing shots but McDonald is blocking nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cartman passes to side control.
Cartman misses with the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with the ground and pound.
Cartman tries to move into full mount but can't pass McDonald's legs.
McDonald manages to get back to half guard.
Nice strikes from Cartman there.
McDonald is not content to let Cartman control the position.
Cartman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cartman is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McDonald defends it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a punch from half guard.
Cartman is looking to advance position but McDonald won't allow it.
McDonald has one foot on Cartman's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Cartman closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. McDonald quickly recovers to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman tries to pass the half guard into mount. McDonald knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
McDonald avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cartman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McDonald's head.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cartman crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McDonald - the referee stops the clock and Cartman gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McDonald. Cartman manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Cartman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
McDonald scores with a body shot.
McDonald wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McDonald moves away.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
Cartman lands a nice shot to the body.
McDonald scores with a push kick.
McDonald is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from McDonald.
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDonald was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
McDonald throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McDonald throws a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McDonald throws a shot to the body.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
Both fighters circling a little - McDonald finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
McDonald lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McDonald lands a head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald has managed to clinch.
A shot in the inside from Cartman.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cartman blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Cartman prevents a body shot from McDonald.
McDonald looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McDonald unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cartman lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McDonald throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cartmans head.
McDonald connects with a knee to the head.
McDonald can't find room to land a body shot as Cartman controls the action.
Cartman blocks a body shot from McDonald.
Cartman lands a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cartman managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
Cartman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cartman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McDonald to keep the fight standing.
Cartman drops down looking for an ankle pick but McDonald pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cartman swings away with a body shot that misses
and McDonald counters with a nice body kick.
McDonald connects with a single shot there.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
McDonald throws a front kick that sends Cartman stumbling back into the cage.
Cartman tries for a takedown but McDonald sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cartman. That did some damage!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
McDonald moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McDonald scores with a nice right hand.
Cartman is rocked!
McDonald goes for a small jab and connects. Now McDonald goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Cartman stumbles back but McDonald runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Cartman to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Cartman will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald took some time post fight to say the following; 'That fat sack of sh*t decided he was gonna call ME out? That was a big f*cking mistake buddy. Why don't you and your slutty mom go back to South Park where you belong, go eat some cheezie poofs and cry about it. F*ck you Eric Cartman! Geezers Palace rules! Goodnight ladies and gentlemen! '.
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