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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joel Bailey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eddie Bravado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bailey comes into the arena with Welcome to the TerrorDome blaring out of the sound system. Eddie Bravado will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



172 cm
27
175 lbs
14 - 4 - 0
188 cm
30
184 lbs
22 - 20 - 0
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin
BJJ Red Belt
Counter striker
Good gas tank


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joel Bailey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eddie Bravado!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bravado digs a good body shot into Bailey's ribs.
Bravado throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bravado connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Bailey closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bravado did well to prevent Bailey getting side control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Bravado is looking to improve his position.
Bravado trying to hold on to Bailey's head to control him but Bailey postures up.
Bravado is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bravado regains full guard. Nicely done.
Bailey postures up in Bravado's guard and throws a big left but Bravado blocks it.
Bravado looking for a sweep. Not yet Bravado, not yet.

Bravado working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bailey doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bailey manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bravado wants to sweep here but Bailey controlling him for the moment.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bailey throwing strikes but missing.
Bailey stopping the sweep attempt from Bravado.

Bravado has his foot on Bailey's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bailey works his way back into a safe position though.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bailey landing some decent shots from guard.

Bravado has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bailey can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bravado is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Bravado is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bravado looking for a sweep. Not yet Bravado, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bravado is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Bailey working some strikes from top position.
Bailey trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bravado not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bravado is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bailey wants to improve his position but Bravado is controlling well.
Bravado tries to pass the half guard into mount. Bailey knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Bailey is trying to control but can't.
Bailey is looking to improve his position.
Bravado is looking to advance position but Bailey won't allow it.
Bailey might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bailey is looking to improve his position.
Bailey is staying active underneath Bravado, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bailey is trying to maintain the position but Bravado is very close to passing his half guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Bailey drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Bravado has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Bailey doesn't defend quickly enough and Bravado has managed to lock this one up! Can Bailey escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Bravado on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Eddie Bravado!
After winning the bout, Eddie Bravado thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
52%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Coke Poep (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Claes Fleming (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



191 cm
22
195 lbs
6 - 4 - 0
188 cm
30
185 lbs
13 - 10 - 0
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Coke Poep!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Claes Fleming!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fleming plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Coke Poep has been cut.
Fleming fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Fleming lands a big head kick that sends Poep tumbling to the mat! Fleming takes a step backwards and waves Poep back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Poep is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Poep fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Oh Poep is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A head kick misses from Fleming.
Poep seems to have got his legs back now.
Fleming throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fleming misses with an uppercut. Poep saw that one coming.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fleming.

Poep scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Poep controlling the pace.

Poep wants to work for an arm triangle but Fleming is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poep content to control rather than advance.

Poep is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Fleming is just riding it out for now. Poep eventually gives up the hold.
Poep sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Fleming defending well though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Poep thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Poep thows a huge punch but Fleming dodges it nicely.

Poep seems to be working for a kimura but Fleming defends the submission attempt.
Fleming is looking to control Poep's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fleming avoid being mounted?
Poep trying to mount his opponent but Fleming defends it.

Poep is working for a kimura but Fleming is defending it quite comfortably.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fleming keeping hold of Poep's head, controlling as best he can.
Fleming is not content to let Poep control the position.
Poep slips a nice elbow through Fleming's hands, connecting with Fleming's forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fleming is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Poep is trying to control the action in half guard but Fleming is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Poep not doing much here.
Poep is looking to pass Fleming's guard but actually Fleming recovers to full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Poep missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Claes Fleming dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Coke Poep's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Fleming dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Poep. That did some damage!
Fleming chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fleming misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Poep or perhaps it was just good defense by Fleming which made him look bad.
Nice body punch from Fleming.
Coke Poep is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poep tries for a takedown but Fleming circles away easily
and Fleming counters with a nice body kick.
Fleming throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fleming lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fleming throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A big right from Fleming misses.
Fleming throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fleming defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Poep.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Coke Poep. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fleming buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fleming tries a head kick but it misses.
Fleming throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Poep stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fleming lands a slapping body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fleming tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fleming lands with a shot to the body.
Claes Fleming seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fleming lands a head kick!
Fleming stuffs the takedown.
Fleming lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Both fighters circling a little - Fleming finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Fleming scores with a jab.
Both fighters circling a little - Fleming finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fleming scores with a leg kick.
Fleming lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fleming. That's going to slow Poep down.
Poep takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fleming fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Poep.
Fleming throws a nice head kick!
Poep takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Fleming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fleming cracks Poep with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Poep falls to his knees and Fleming doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Claes Fleming!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
35%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adriano Da Costa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sully Imega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



182 cm
22
200 lbs
9 - 9 - 0
185 cm
28
195 lbs
5 - 6 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced
Good takedowns
Brawler
Knockout power


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Adriano Da Costa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Sully Imega!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Imega connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Imega looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Imega, as that shot connected.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Imega enables Da Costa to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Imega manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Imega can do anything to dispel that myth.
Da Costa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Imega swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Da Costa trying to control the position from guard on top but Imega is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Imega really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Da Costa. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Adriano Da Costa wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Imega tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Da Costa is able to avoid easily.
Da Costa staying out of range there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Costa tries to clinch up but Imega circles away and keeps his distance.

Da Costa closes the distance and pushes Imega back into the cage.
Da Costa prevents the takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Da Costa breaks from the clinch.
Da Costa connects with a solid leg kick.
Da Costa walks into a jab.
Da Costa dances in with a quick combination. Imega is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Da Costa snaps Imega's head back. Imega stumbles backwards against the cage. Da Costa steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Imega's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Imega just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Adriano Da Costa!
A very excited looking Adriano Da Costa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
46%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rostam Samani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Goldberg's choice of entrance music: GOLDBERG. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



192 cm
23
270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0
193 cm
32
265 lbs
17 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rostam Samani!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Steven Brown.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goldberg is looking to clinch but Samani is avoiding it.
Goldberg looks to throw the jab but Samani is out of range.
Rostam Samani seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goldberg walks into a left hand.
Goldberg misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Left hook, right uppercut from Samani.

It looks like Bill Goldberg has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goldberg moves in looking to clinch but Samani pushes him off.
An inside leg kick from Goldberg misses.
Samani getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Goldberg fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Samani avoids it really well and circles away.
Samani lands with an uppercut that bounces Goldberg off the cage and back into range.
Samani throws a nice outside leg kick.
Samani lands a big head kick that sends Goldberg to the canvas! Samani follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rostam Samani!
Rostam Samani tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
94%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Casper Orion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eino Hilavitkutin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



185 cm
32
215 lbs
14 - 13 - 0
186 cm
25
211 lbs
5 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Determined


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XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Casper Orion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eino Hilavitkutin!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hilavitkutin leaves Orion with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Orion staying out of range there.

Orion moves into the clinch successfully.
Orion lands with a light punch inside.

It looks like Eino Hilavitkutin has been cut.
Hilavitkutin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Orion has him pressed against the cage.
Hilavitkutin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orion slowing the pace effectively.
A frustrated look appears on Hilavitkutin's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Orion breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Orion lands with a kick to the temple. Hilavitkutin shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hilavitkutin loads up on a big right hand but Orion slips the punch.
Hilavitkutin throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Orion counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Hilavitkutin's guard now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orion trying to control the position from guard on top but Hilavitkutin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Orion drops back looking for a leg! Hilavitkutin is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Hilavitkutin manages to kick Orion off! Orion jumps back into Hilavitkutin's guard.
Hilavitkutin is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orion wants to stand but Hilavitkutin has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Orion is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Orion scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Orion preventing the sweep.
Orion postures up.
Orion trying to control but Hilavitkutin is working from the bottom.
Orion lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Orion wants to stand but Hilavitkutin has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Orion wants to pass the guard but Hilavitkutin is keeping the position.
Orion stands and throws Hilavitkutin's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Hilavitkutin really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Orion. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Orion working the ground and pound from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Orion has an Americana. Hilavitkutin didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Orion is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Orion hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Casper Orion!
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
56%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between SDf Asdf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matthew Cannon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matthew Cannon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



180 cm
27
215 lbs
8 - 5 - 0
179 cm
30
207 lbs
16 - 17 - 1
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, SDf Asdf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Matthew Cannon!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cannon blocks a head kick by Asdf.
Asdf takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cannon cracks Asdf with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like SDf Asdf has been cut.
A slapping body kick lands there for Asdf.
A head kick misses from Asdf.
Cannon lands a head shot.
Asdf throws a head kick that misses.
Cannon lands a head shot.
Cannon blocks a head kick by Asdf.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Asdf throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Asdf. Those never looked like landing.
Asdf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asdf throws a nice looking combination but Cannon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Asdf lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cannon lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cannon looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Asdf is fending him off so far but Cannon persists. Nope, Asdf circles away and we're back to standing.
Asdf looks for the body kick but Cannon saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asdf throws a head kick that misses.
Cannon avoids a kick to the body.
Cannon fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Asdf avoids it really well and circles away.
Asdf misses with the combination.
Cannon takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cannon scores with a crisp jab that stopped Asdf in his tracks.
Asdf lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cannon feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Asdfs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Asdf throws a body kick that misses.
Cannon throws a nice looking combination but Asdf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
SDf Asdf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cannon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Asdf thumps Cannon with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cannon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Asdf doesn't seem bothered though.
Cannon lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Asdf looks to land a body kick but Cannon moved away.
Asdf defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cannon.
SDf Asdf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matthew Cannon.
Asdf throws a nice head kick!
Asdf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Cannon drives through with a takedown into Asdf's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Asdf wants to stand and escape but Cannon is having none of it.
Asdf looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cannon controls from within his opponent's guard.
Asdf keeping moving, preventing Cannon from controlling successfully.
Asdf wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cannon is in close to Asdf's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Asdf has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Asdf is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Asdf wants to stand but Cannon is controlling the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Asdf takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Asdf pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cannon throws a series of strikes that have Asdf backpedaling.
Cannon jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Asdf throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Asdf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asdf looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cannon throws out a powerful jab.
Cannon throws a series of punches but Asdf avoids them all with ease.
Cannon takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Asdf misses with a head kick.
Cannon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Asdf had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Asdf fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cannon.
Asdf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cannon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Cannon looking to score a takedown here. Asdf is defending well but Cannon drives through and ends up in Asdf's guard.
Cannon seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Asdf is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are battling for position here. Cannon manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matthew Cannon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on SDf Asdf's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Cannon fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A head kick misses from Asdf.
Cannon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A head kick misses from Asdf.
Cannon avoids the head kick by Asdf.
Asdf throws a sloppy head kick and Cannon moves out of range easily.
Asdf throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asdf misses with the combination.
Asdf throws a sloppy head kick and Cannon moves out of range easily.
Matthew Cannon seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cannon lands a nice shot to the body.
SDf Asdf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Asdf throws a head kick that misses.
Cannon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Asdf throws a head kick that misses.
Cannon digs a good hook to Asdf's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cannon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cannon thows a huge punch but Asdf dodges it nicely.
Cannon takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Cannon working the head and body with strikes.
Cannon prevents Asdf from improving his position.
Asdf trying to control here.
Cannon working over Asdf with some ground and pound. Asdf looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nice strikes from Cannon there.
Cannon performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Nice strikes from Cannon there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asdf is looking to improve his position.
Cannon thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cannon looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Cannon moves into full mount! Asdf won't be happy about that!
Cannon putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Cannon looking to control but Asdf is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cannon landing shots from mount.

SDf Asdf's cut is getting worse.
Cannon controlling the pace for now.
Asdf is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Cannon looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

SDf Asdf's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asdf is trying desperately to improve position.
Asdf is in a horrible position here. Cannon smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Jeez, SDf Asdf's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at SDf Asdf's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Matthew Cannon!
A relieved looking Matthew Cannon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alarcon Ramirez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mongo Mongo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ramirez 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, War is my destiny. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



179 cm
24
215 lbs
9 - 3 - 1
185 cm
23
205 lbs
11 - 8 - 1
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Alarcon Ramirez !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Mongo Mongo!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ramirez is looking to score with low kicks.
Mongo misses with a straight left.
A bone on bone clash there as Mongo blocks the leg kick.
Mongo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ramirez misses with an uppercut. Mongo saw that one coming.
Ramirez pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ramirez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mongo wants to clinch.
Ramirez takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mongo scores with a shot to the body.
Mongo lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mongo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ramirez was well out of range. Poor timing from Mongo.
Mongo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ramirez misses with a leg kick
and Mongo counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Ramirez is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramirez misses with an uppercut. Mongo saw that one coming.
Nice body kick from Ramirez .
Ramirez getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

It looks like Mongo Mongo has been cut.
Ramirez checks the leg kick.
Ramirez looks to score with a jab to the body but Mongo is just out of range.
Mongo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ramirez 's calf.
Mongo takes one to the chin there.
Mongo keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ramirez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ramirez thows a leg kick but Mongo checks it
and Mongo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fighters circling - Ramirez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ramirez throws a shot from downtown. Mongo moves away and avoids it.
Mongo thuds his shin into the meat of Ramirez 's side.
Ramirez throws a low kick but Mongo moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mongo avoids the head kick by Ramirez .
Mongo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mongo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ramirez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mongo.
Sloppy strikes from Mongo. Those never looked like landing.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mongo scores with a jab.
Ramirez wants to land a leg kick but Mongo is out of range.
Ramirez misses with a head kick.
Mongo thows a body shot but no joy.
Ramirez blocks a head kick by Mongo.
Ramirez lands with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mongo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ramirez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mongo throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ramirez is breathing heavily.
Ramirez takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mongo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mongo swings for the body but Ramirez moves out of range.
Mongo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ramirez misses with a body punch
enabling Mongo to counter with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramirez throws a lazy head kick
and Ramirez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ramirez swings for the body but Mongo moves out of range.
Mongo scores with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Mongo.
Mongo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mongo lands with a kick to the temple. Ramirez shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mongo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ramirez .
Mongo is looking to clinch.
Mongo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mongo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mongo Mongo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mongo moves out of range as Ramirez strikes.
Ramirez throws a nice inside leg kick.
A low kick from Ramirez misses
and Mongo counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ramirez throws a right hand that misses
and Mongo makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Ramirez really felt that one!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Mongo pushes Ramirez up against the cage in a clinch.
Mongo is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Mongo misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mongo Mongo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mongo Mongo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Mongo throws a body punch but Ramirez moves out of range.
Ramirez avoids the head kick by Mongo.
Mongo closes the distance but Ramirez moves to the side
and Ramirez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Mongo blocks a head kick by Ramirez .
Mongo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mongo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ramirez .
Mongo tries a head kick but it misses.
Mongo ducks under a wild hook from Ramirez .

Mongo clinches up against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ramirez has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Mongo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ramirez s head.
Ramirez prevents a body shot from Mongo.
Ramirez stalling the fight.
A short uppercut from Mongo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ramirez .
Ramirez scores with a shot to the side of Mongo's head.
Ramirez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ramirez is looking to control Mongo's arms but Mongo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Ramirez has his back to the cage.
Mongo swings wildly with an uppercut but Ramirez uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mongo lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ramirez backwards.
Ramirez working hard to break the clinch.
Ramirez prevents a body shot from Mongo.
Mongo scores with a shoulder strike.
Mongo scores with a shoulder strike.
Ramirez is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mongo is keeping busy.
Mongo trying to stall but Ramirez improves his position.
Ramirez struggles to land a body shot inside as Mongo controls his hands.
Ramirez lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ramirez misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ramirez blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mongo prevents a body shot from Ramirez .
Ramirez tries to throw a body punch but Mongo avoids it by throwing Ramirez back against the cage.
Ramirez takes a shot to the head.
Ramirez misses with a punch to the body.
Mongo misses with some punches.
Mongo throws a head punch that misses.
Mongo has a couple of punches blocked by Ramirez .

Ramirez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ramirez throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ramirez looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ramirez looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ramirez gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Mongo counters with a series of strikes. Ramirez will be more careful next time no doubt.
Ramirez throws a jab when Mongo was well out of range.
Mongo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramirez takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Mongo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mongo throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ramirez throws a head kick that misses.
Mongo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ramirez on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ramirez throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mongo throws a wild body kick that Ramirez sees coming a mile off.
Mongo throws a head kick that misses.
Mongo lands with a slapping head kick.
Ramirez tries to score with a low kick but Mongo moves his leg out of the way.
Mongo jabs Ramirez to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mongo misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mongo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Mongo scores with a nice body kick.
Mongo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ramirez .
Mongo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ramirez manages to avoid it.
Ramirez misses with a low kick.
Ramirez scores with a head kick. Mongo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ramirez wants to land a leg kick but Mongo is out of range.
Mongo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ramirez tries to move into range but Mongo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ramirez takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A low kick from Ramirez is predictable there
and Mongo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mongo Mongo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mongo Mongo's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!


Mongo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ramirez on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mongo. Mongo obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice body kick from Ramirez .
Ramirez throws a solid leg kick but Mongo takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ramirez .
Ramirez moves out of range of the body kick from Mongo.
Mongo scores with a nice body kick.
Mongo tries to clinch up.
Ramirez is looking to score with low kicks.
Ramirez closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mongo misses with a wild body shot.
Ramirez on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mongo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mongo misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mongo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mongo works Ramirez 's body with a nice hook.
Mongo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ramirez will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Mongo keeps Ramirez at a distance using the push kick.
Mongo connects with a nice looking jab.
Mongo blocks a head kick by Ramirez .
Ramirez takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mongo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice body kick from Mongo.
Mongo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ramirez was well out of range. Poor timing from Mongo.
Mongo throws the left hand but Ramirez avoids the punch easily.
Mongo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ramirez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mongo.
Mongo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ramirez .
Alarcon Ramirez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mongo wants to clinch
and Ramirez counters with a nice kick to the body.
Ramirez lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick by Mongo misses
and Ramirez counters with a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ramirez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mongo just misses with a punch to the body.
Mongo throws a head kick that misses
and Ramirez counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mongo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ramirez throws out the jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Ramirez .
Mongo tries to bum rush Ramirez with a series of wild strikes but Ramirez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramirez throws a head kick that half lands.
Mongo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ramirez lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ramirez throws a push kick but Mongo slaps the foot to one side.
Ramirez takes a swing at Mongo's ribcage but misses.
Mongo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ramirez ducks under a wild hook from Mongo.
Nice uppercut lands for Mongo. That snapped Ramirez 's head back.
Mongo throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Ramirez counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ramirez takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Ramirez throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mongo.
Mongo Mongo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mongo tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ramirez scores with a jab to the head.
Mongo lands a nice looking body shot.
Mongo scores with a shot to the body.
Ramirez throws a leg kick that is checked
and Mongo counters with a head kick. That will keep Ramirez thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Mongo is looking to land body kicks.
Mongo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ramirez .
An inside leg kick lands from Mongo.
Ramirez throws a leg kick
and Mongo counters with a stiff right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mongo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mongo moves out of range as Ramirez strikes.
Mongo throws a sloppy head kick and Ramirez moves out of range easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mongo Mongo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mongo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Mongo Mongo!
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight for Mongo Mongo!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Mongo Mongo!

Mongo Mongo wins by unanimous decision!

Mongo Mongo gave a mention to Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka comes to the cage accompanied by . Poochyena is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Tamias Poochyena will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



210 cm
28
310 lbs
18 - 9 - 0
225 cm
23
295 lbs
10 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Piru Parka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and James Ackerman.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka shoots in but no luck this time.
Poochyena takes a swing at Parka's ribcage but misses.
Nice jab there from Poochyena.
Poochyena tries to clinch but Parka is having none of it.
Parka takes one on the button.
Poochyena avoids a punch combination nicely.
Poochyena tries to clinch up but Parka circles away and keeps his distance.

Poochyena closes the distance and pushes Parka back into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Parka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Tamias Poochyena has been cut.
Parka lands a nice uppercut.
Parka lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Poochyena backwards.
Poochyena working aggressively here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parka has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Poochyena is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Poochyena tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parka's elbow.
Poochyena digs a right hand underneath Parka's ribcage. Parka let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Poochyena tries to work over Parka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Poochyena is looking to control Parka's arms but Parka gets an underhook and turns him. Now Poochyena has his back to the cage.
Poochyena is working Parka over against the cage.
Parka takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Poochyena lands with a short shot to the head.
Parka tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piru Parka. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Poochyena stalling in the clinch but Parka improves position.
Parka wants to take the fight to the mat but Poochyena manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Poochyena lands a nice uppercut.
Parka lands a right hand.
A left hand lands to the body for Poochyena.
Parka is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Poochyena misses with the head strike.
Poochyena lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Poochyena lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Poochyena.
Poochyena lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Poochyena.
Still in the clinch, Poochyena scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parka takes a shot to the head.
Poochyena lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Poochyena lands an uppercut.
Poochyena lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
Poochyena throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Poochyena lands a hook that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
Poochyena misses with a body punch.
Poochyena scores with a hook to the body.
Poochyena lands a shot to the body.
Poochyena lands a body shot in the clinch.
Poochyena lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Poochyena lands a left hand.
Parka takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
Poochyena is working Parka over against the cage.
Poochyena lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Poochyena gets through Parka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Poochyena is stalling here.
Poochyena lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Poochyena.

Poochyena drops Parka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Parka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Parka is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena just leaning against Parka, taking a breather.
Poochyena digs a right hand underneath Parka's ribcage. Parka let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Poochyena lands a shot to the body.

Poochyena drops Parka with a big knee straight up the middle! Parka is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Oh Parka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poochyena drops Parka with a big left hand! Parka is injured, injured bad! Poochyena jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tamias Poochyena!
Our winner, Tamias Poochyena, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Lamotta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phooey kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Hong Kong Phooey. Lamotta is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by yes. Hong Kong Phooey could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jake Lamotta's chin.



175 cm
23
160 lbs
12 - 3 - 0
175 cm
30
147 lbs
24 - 8 - 1
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine
ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Jake Lamotta!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and James Atkins.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamotta fails to land the takedown.
Phooey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Phooey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the liver by Phooey. Beautiful body shot.
Phooey is looking to clinch.
Lamotta pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lamotta staying out of range there.
A head kick by Phooey misses
enabling Lamotta to counter with a crisp jab.
Phooey lands with a cross.
Lamotta showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Phooey.
A telegraphed right hand from Lamotta misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamotta cracks the inside of Phooey's front leg.
Phooey drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lamotta misses with a looping right.
Phooey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Some wild striking there from Phooey.
Phooey throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Lamotta motions for Phooey to come forward. Lamotta throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Phooey ducks under a wild hook from Lamotta.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamotta misses with a hook

and Phooey counters with a crisp one two that drops Lamotta! Phooey thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Lamotta to his feet! Lamotta is in big trouble!

Lamotta is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Phooey stuns Lamotta with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lamotta is still on wobbly legs! Can Phooey finish him?
Lamotta connects with a single shot there.
Phooey moves in looking to clinch but Lamotta pushes him off.
Phooey buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lamotta seems to have recovered his senses.
Phooey throws a head kick but Lamotta moves out of range.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses
enabling Lamotta to counter with a crisp jab.
Phooey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lamotta.
Phooey moves in looking to clinch but Lamotta pushes him off.
Lamotta will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Lamotta misses the target.
Phooey throws a head kick but Lamotta moves out of range.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses.
Lamotta fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lamotta shoots in for a takedown but Phooey shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hong Kong Phooey has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Lamotta.
Phooey scores with a head kick. Lamotta tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Phooey throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lamotta drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Phooey uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lamotta.

Lamotta decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Phooey keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Phooey knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lamotta on the ground.
Phooey trying to hold on to Lamotta's head to control him but Lamotta postures up.
Lamotta trying to pass the guard but Phooey defending well.
Lamotta sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Phooey defending well though.
Phooey keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Phooey wants to improve his position but Lamotta is controlling well.
Ground and pound from Lamotta.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lamotta tries to pass the half guard into mount. Phooey knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Lamotta thows a huge punch but Phooey dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hong Kong Phooey dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


A looping hook to the body misses from Phooey. Lamotta does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Phooey. Lamotta does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slow jab from Lamotta misses its intended target.
Lamotta wants to land a leg kick but Phooey is out of range.
Phooey uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lamotta.
Phooey checks a leg kick.
Phooey doesn't manage to clinch there - Lamotta circles away.
No joy there for Lamotta, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd cheers as Lamotta lands an impressive looking overhand right. Phooey doesn't seem phased though.
A head kick misses from Phooey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamotta does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nice shot lands for Lamotta.
Phooey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lamotta.
Phooey stuns Lamotta with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lamotta tries to move into range but Phooey moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Phooey is looking to wear down Lamotta with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A nice leg kick lands there from Phooey.
Phooey keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Phooey scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lamotta doesn't seem bothered though.
Phooey connects with a body shot that sends Lamotta's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lamotta throws the left hand but Phooey avoids the punch easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Phooey fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Phooey throws a sloppy head kick and Lamotta moves out of range easily.
Lamotta blocks the body kick.
Phooey on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Phooey with a nice cross.
Phooey rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lamotta moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hong Kong Phooey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lamotta throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Phooey's waist but Phooey gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lamotta off to one side.
Phooey misses with a kick to the body.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lamotta digs a good body shot into Phooey's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Phooey.
Phooey avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Phooey misses with a head kick.
Lamotta misses with a straight left.
Phooey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lamotta throws a wild body kick that Phooey sees coming a mile off.
Phooey misses with a head kick.
Phooey takes one to the chin there.
Phooey fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lamotta throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Phooey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lamotta checks a leg kick.
Phooey shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lamotta on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Phooey wants to clinch.
Phooey takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hong Kong Phooey dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!


Lamotta throws a jab when Phooey was well out of range.
Phooey feints and then cracks Lamotta's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lamotta down.
Phooey tries to clinch but Lamotta is having none of it.
An inside leg kick from Phooey misses.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lamotta throws a leg kick but Phooey sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lamotta, as that shot connected.
Phooey throws a leg kick but Lamotta checks it.
Phooey misses with a body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Phooey. That's going to slow Lamotta down.
Phooey looks to land a body kick but Lamotta moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamotta looks to land a right hand but Phooey moved out of range.
Phooey is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hong Kong Phooey is winning the standup battle so far.
Phooey swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Phooey gets caught flat footed, as Lamotta shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Lamotta trying to control but Phooey is working from the bottom.
Lamotta has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Lamotta postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lamotta's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Phooey working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lamotta.
Phooey working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Lamotta.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phooey is looking to stand up but Lamotta isn't so interested in that idea.
Lamotta scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lamotta stops Phooey from standing up.
Lamotta works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Phooey won't allow Lamotta to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lamotta moves nicely into side control.
Lamotta is looking to take a break and control but Phooey is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Phooey parries the strikes from Lamotta easily there. Lamotta is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Phooey to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamotta working the ground and pound but Phooey is defending the strikes.
Lamotta creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Phooey sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Lamotta with the ground and pound but Phooey regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Lamotta not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lamotta working the head and body with strikes.
Lamotta not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lamotta drops an elbow to the side of Phooey's head.
Lamotta prevents Phooey from standing back up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lamotta takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lamotta misses with a head shot. Phooey uses the momentum to regain guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lamotta scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lamotta with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jake Lamotta has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lamotta looking to sit in guard and control but Phooey gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Phooey has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Lamotta to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Phooey is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Lamotta pulls down on the head and he's put Phooey to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jake Lamotta!
Jake Lamotta gave a mention to GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eric Britt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lukasz Tyminski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lukasz Tyminski has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



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24 - 5 - 0
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194 lbs
21 - 7 - 1
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Britt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Lukasz Tyminski!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Britt slips a straight right by Tyminski.
Tyminski has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Britt.
Britt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Good shot there by Tyminski.
Britt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Britt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Britt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tyminski.

Tyminski forces Britt back against the cage and clinches.
Tyminski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyminski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tyminski blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tyminski prevents a body shot from Britt.
Nice body punch from Britt - that landed with a thud.
A hook to the body from Tyminski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyminski lands a hook to the side of the head.
Britt misses with a punch to the body.
Britt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyminski backwards.
Tyminski misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Britt lands a nice shot to the body.
Britt misses with some punches.
Tyminski lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Britt as the two fighters clinch.
Tyminski tries to work over Britt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Britt scores with a hook to the body.
Britt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Britt lands a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Britt tries a body shot but Tyminski blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tyminski.
Tyminski misses with a short punch on the inside.
Britt blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from Britt.
A short right from Britt on the inside.
Britt throws an elbow that misses.
Britt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyminski managing to block the knees to the body from Britt.
Tyminski is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Tyminski landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Britt landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Still in the clinch, Britt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Britt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Britt using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Britt with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Britt tries to work over Tyminski's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Britt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tyminski lands a hook that snaps the head of Britt backwards.
Tyminski working aggressively here.
Tyminski looking to slow down the pace here.
Britt tries to throw a body punch but Tyminski avoids it by throwing Britt back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Britt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Britt tries a body shot but Tyminski blocks it.
Tyminski misses with an elbow over the top.
Britt letting Tyminski take a breather here.
Britt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Britt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tyminski is pushing Britt up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Britt misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tyminski.
Britt prevents a body shot from Tyminski.
Tyminski lands with a light punch inside.
Britt blocks an uppercut.
Tyminski lands a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyminski tries to work over Britt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Britt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tyminski lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyminski looking to stall.
A shot in the inside from Britt.
Britt misses with an elbow strike.
Tyminski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tyminski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Britts head.
Tyminski throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Britt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyminski struggles to land a body shot inside as Britt controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Britt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tyminski presses Britt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tyminski tries to throw a body punch but Britt avoids it by throwing Tyminski back against the cage.
Britt lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Britt dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


A looping hook to the body misses from Britt. Tyminski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Britt scoring well with a low kick there.
Britt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyminski.
Sloppy strikes from Britt. Those never looked like landing.
Tyminski on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tyminski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Britt throws a combination. Tyminski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A big left from Tyminski misses.
Tyminski loads up on a big right hand but Britt slips the punch.
Tyminski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Britt.
Britt is looking to clinch but Tyminski is avoiding it.
Tyminski moves away from the strike by Britt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Britt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Britt moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Britt lands with a straight right. Tyminski didn't see that one coming.
Tyminski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Britt fails in his attempt to clinch.
A lazy left from Tyminski finds it's target.
Britt throws a shot to the body.
Britt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tyminski.
Britt motions for Tyminski to come forward. Britt throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body punch from Britt.
Britt lands a jab to Tyminski's midsection.
Britt throws a body punch but Tyminski moves out of range.
Britt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tyminski feints and then cracks Britt's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Britt down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Britt, as that shot connected.
Britt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tyminski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Britt manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Britt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Britt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Britt is looking to wear down Tyminski with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Britt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tyminski was well out of range. Poor timing from Britt.
A jab from Tyminski does it's job there.
Britt throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tyminski counters with a left to the body.
Britt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyminski. Tyminski obviously looking to wear him down.
Tyminski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Britt.
Britt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tyminski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Britt.
Britt throws a series of punches but Tyminski moves out of range.
Britt tries to clinch but Tyminski moves out of range.
Britt wants to land a leg kick but Tyminski is out of range.
Eric Britt is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Britt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tyminski counters with a nice low kick that buckles Britt's knee momentarily.
Tyminski takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Britt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Britt works Tyminski's body with a nice hook.
Tyminski lands with a hook. Britt tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Britt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tyminski doesn't seem bothered though.
Tyminski has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tyminski there as he acknowledges the shot.
Britt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Tyminski manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Britt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tyminski scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyminski staying out of range there.
Tyminski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Eric Britt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Britt feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tyminski's calf.
Britt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyminski manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyminski motions for Britt to come forward. Tyminski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Britt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tyminski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Britt scrambles back to his feet.
Britt throws a leg kick which misses Tyminski's front leg but catches the back leg as Tyminski tries to avoid it.
Britt thows a body shot but no joy.
Britt lands a right hook to the body.
Tyminski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyminski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tyminski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Britt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyminski manages to avoid it.
Britt throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Britt clinches up against the cage.
Tyminski trying to land knees to the body.
Tyminski lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Tyminski misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Britt dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Britt lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Tyminski goes down and covers up as Britt starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Britt!
Eric Britt is the new middleweight champion!
Eric Britt made sure to mention his sponsor, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) in his post fight interview.
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