D.O.A. KT 2 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Sniper Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knee To The Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knee To The Face is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bob
vs
To The Face

188 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

187 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Counter striker
Self confident

Brawler
Very confident

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Sniper Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Knee To The Face!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bob takes the fight into the clinch.
To The Face letting Bob take a breather here.
To The Face misses with some punches.
To The Face tries to stall but Bob uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bob takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bob gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
To The Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
To The Face working aggressively here.
To The Face taking a breather.
To The Face misses with the head strike.
Bob effectively controlling the action here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
To The Face misses with the head strike.
To The Face working aggressively here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bob as To The Face tries to tie him up.
To The Face tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
Bob avoiding damage.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
To The Face misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bob.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.
To The Face doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
To The Face throws a head punch that misses.
Bob avoiding damage.
To The Face trying to control the position but instead, Bob has worked for underhooks and has pushed To The Face into the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bob - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sniper Bob.

To The Face clinches up with Bob and pushes him back against the cage.
To The Face misses with a punch to the body.
To The Face tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
To The Face throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
To The Face being controlled against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Knee To The Face.

To The Face forces Bob back against the cage and clinches.
To The Face tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bob slows down the pace here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Knee To The Face dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

To The Face moves into the clinch.
To The Face misses with the head strike.
Bob holding his opponent close, against the cage.
To The Face misses with a shot to the kidneys.
To The Face is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
To The Face tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
To The Face misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knee To The Face seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
To The Face tries a body shot but Bob blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
To The Face wants to stall.
To The Face tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Come on Bob - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
To The Face fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
To The Face trying to control the position but instead, Bob has worked for underhooks and has pushed To The Face into the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bob takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To The Face misses with some punches.
To The Face is trying to maintain a safe position but Bob gets an underhook and turns To The Face into the cage.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
Bob blocks a body shot from To The Face.
To The Face tries a body shot but Bob blocks it.
To The Face trying to control the position but instead, Bob has worked for underhooks and has pushed To The Face into the cage.
To The Face misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bob blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bob as To The Face tries to tie him up.
Stalling in the clinch from Bob.
To The Face taking a breather.
To The Face goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
To The Face misses with some punches.
To The Face fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
To The Face tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob effectively controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
To The Face wants to stall.
To The Face swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bob is pushing To The Face up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
To The Face looking to stall.
To The Face tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Knee To The Face showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Bob's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Bob tries to keep at a distance but To The Face has taken the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from To The Face.
A head punch on the inside from To The Face fails to land.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.
Bob stalling in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for To The Face.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from To The Face fails to land.
Bob blocking some punches.
To The Face tries a body shot but Bob blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
To The Face misses with the head strike.
To The Face misses with a punch to the body.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bob - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Bob controls the action.
Bob stalling in the clinch.
To The Face wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
To The Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Bob controls his hands.
To The Face goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bob is struggling to control the position.
To The Face tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing To The Face back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Bob - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
To The Face taking a breather.
To The Face tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
To The Face trying to stall but Bob improves his position.
To The Face has a couple of punches blocked by Bob.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.
Bob taking a breather.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.
To The Face misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
To The Face misses with a hook from the clinch.
To The Face swings away with an uppercut that misses.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
To The Face doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
To The Face is looking to control Bob's arms but Bob gets an underhook and turns him. Now To The Face has his back to the cage.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
To The Face taking a breather.
To The Face tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bob is stalling here.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Knee To The Face comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well To The Face has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Knee To The Face!
Knee To The Face really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Balls Recovery logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
29%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between MR DoA (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and qw fc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

DoA
vs
fc

182 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Great elbows
Granite chin

Solid Muay Thai
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, MR DoA!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, qw fc!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
fc lands a head kick. DoA smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
DoA tries to clinch but fc moves away
and DoA takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
fc keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
DoA tries to clinch up
and fc counters with a three punch combo that has DoA backing up. DoA nods at fc to acknowledge the strikes.
DoA throws a lazy head kick

and fc moves into the clinch.

fc pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
DoA looks to clinch
and fc counters with a left and a right that stings DoA.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

fc takes the fight into the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on fc - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

fc breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

fc closes the distance and clinches.
DoA is trying to maintain a safe position but fc gets an underhook and turns DoA into the cage.

fc's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
fc lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
DoA tries to clinch but fc moves out of range.
fc staying out of range there.
DoA tries to clinch but fc moves away

and fc holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
DoA has had enough of the clinch but fc keeps him there for the moment.

fc breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
DoA tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and fc counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DoA pulls out of a head kick attempt.

fc clinches.
DoA is trying to break the clinch but fc has him pressed against the cage.

fc pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
DoA throws an overhand right that lands on fc's shoulder, as fc tries to avoid the shot.
DoA throws a poor cross that misses
and DoA takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
fc tries to bum rush DoA with a series of wild strikes but DoA uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

fc rushes DoA and presses him up against the cage.
fc prevents DoA from breaking the clinch.
DoA is trying to break the clinch but fc is controlling him.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.

fc breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
DoA tries to clinch but fails miserably
and fc counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. DoA is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from DoA.
DoA throws a head kick that misses.
DoA tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting fc counter with a right hand.

fc gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
DoA wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but fc has him pressed against the cage.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.
DoA trying to control the position but instead, fc has worked for underhooks and has pushed DoA into the cage.
fc is leaning against DoA and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

fc breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
fc lands a body shot.
DoA wants to clinch but fc slips to the side
and fc cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
DoA moves to clinch but fc breaks away
and fc counters with an outside leg kick.
DoA misses with a straight left.

fc moves into range and clinches up with DoA.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee is keeping an eye on fc - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

qw fc dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

fc throws a right and a left that DoA avoids nicely.

fc gets a clinch.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.

fc escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
fc moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
fc looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
DoA misses the body punch
and fc makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. DoA really felt that one!

fc gets in close and instigates a clinch.
fc prevents DoA from breaking the clinch.
fc has DoA pressed against the cage, preventing DoA from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
fc wants to break free but DoA has control.

fc manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

fc takes the fight into the clinch.
fc pressing his opponent against the cage.

fc pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

fc clinches with his opponent.
fc crunches a lovely knee into DoA's ribcage.
DoA presses fc against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
DoA taking a breather.
fc content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
fc keeps the fight in the clinch, despite DoA's efforts to push away.
fc stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
fc takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like qw fc has been cut.
A left hand lands to the body for fc.
DoA is trying to break the clinch but fc is controlling him.
fc manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
DoA is trying to push fc away but fc has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from fc.

fc breaks the clinch.
qw fc seems to be getting the better of the standup.
DoA takes a swing at fc's ribcage but misses.
fc cracks DoA with a right hand to the side of the head.
fc goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
fc throws a head kick that misses.
DoA wants to clinch up but fc keeps it at a distance.
DoA rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and fc counters with a lovely shot to the body.
DoA fails with an attempt to clinch.
DoA will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
DoA tries to clinch but fc is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DoA rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but fc moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
DoA swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DoA wants to clinch but fc slips to the side
letting fc counter with a right hand.
DoA tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

fc clinches with his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.
DoA lands a damaging elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
fc controlling the action here for a moment.

fc's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

qw fc showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on qw fc's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

DoA wants to clinch.
Nice shot by fc.

fc pushes DoA up against the cage in a clinch.
DoA misses with a body punch.
DoA is trying to break free.
fc prevents a body shot from DoA.
fc lands a body punch in the clinch.
fc creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through DoA's defenses.
fc displaying some good clinch control by pressing DoA up against the cage.
fc has DoA pressed against the cage, preventing DoA from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

fc breaks from the clinch.
fc misses with a body kick.
DoA throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DoA tries to clinch up

and fc moves into the clinch.
DoA's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
fc taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

fc breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
fc blocks a jab.
DoA throws a lazy head kick
and fc counters with a stiff right hand.
DoA avoids the head kick by fc.
fc lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but DoA circles away quickly and effectively.

fc clinches.
DoA is trying to push fc away but fc has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
DoA wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but fc has him pressed against the cage.
fc scores with a knee to the head.
fc is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
DoA is trying to break the clinch but fc has him pressed against the cage.
DoA wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
DoA is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by fc.
DoA is trying to force a seperation but fc has the dominant position.
DoA has had enough of the clinch but fc keeps him there for the moment.
fc has DoA pressed against the cage.
DoA wants to get back to striking at distance but fc won't allow it.
fc lands with a light punch inside.
DoA wants to break the clinch but can't.

fc's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
DoA fails with an attempt to clinch.

DoA tries to keep at a distance but fc has taken the fight into the clinch.
DoA is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DoA can't find room to land a body shot as fc controls the action.
DoA wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
DoA wants to break the clinch but can't.
DoA taking a breather.
fc is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. DoA is defending well for now.
DoA wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
DoA looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
fc scores with a shot to the side of DoA's head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by fc as DoA tries to tie him up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
DoA can't break the clinch.
MR DoA has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
qw fc is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
fc blocks an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
qw fc comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well fc has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... qw fc!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
64%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Clinch Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Boss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Me
vs
Boss

187 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Brawler
KO power

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clinch Me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, The Boss!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boss wants to clinch up but Me keeps it at a distance.

Me darts in and clinches Boss up against the cage.
Me fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Boss.
Me lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Boss - that landed with a thud.
Boss prevents a body shot from Me.
Boss slows down the pace here.
Me missing with knees to the body.
Boss leaning against his opponent.
Me misses with the head strike.
Me using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Boss has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Me with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like The Boss has been cut.
Me is looking to control Boss's arms but Boss gets an underhook and turns him. Now Me has his back to the cage.
Boss is stalling here.
Boss continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Me is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Me letting Boss take a breather here.
Me tries to land a knee to the head but Boss blocks with his arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me lands an elbow that stopped Boss in his tracks for a moment.
Me trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
Boss prevents a body shot from Me.
Me tries to land knees in the clinch but Boss avoids the damage to the body.
Me misses with a short punch on the inside.
Me looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boss blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Me stalling in the clinch but Boss improves position.
Boss taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me trying to control the position but instead, Boss has worked for underhooks and has pushed Me into the cage.
Boss blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boss's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Me missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Boss is struggling to control the position.
Me throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Me stalling in the clinch but Boss improves position.
Boss avoiding damage as Me throws knees to the body.
Come on Boss - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by The Boss.

Boss moves into range and clinches up with Me.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clinch Me dominated that round.
The cut man is working on The Boss's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Boss has managed to clinch.
Boss blocks a body shot from Me.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Boss as Me tries to tie him up.
Boss displaying some good clinch control by pressing Me up against the cage.
Boss avoiding damage as Me throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clinch Me.
Boss tries to clinch but Me is having none of it.

Boss takes the fight into the clinch.
Me is looking to control Boss's arms but Boss gets an underhook and turns him. Now Me has his back to the cage.
Me can't find room to land a body shot as Boss controls the action.
Boss stalling the fight.
Boss dodges an elbow strike from Me.
Me struggles to land a body shot inside as Boss controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boss avoids a wild elbow strike from Me.
Me looking to slow down the pace here.
Boss leaning against his opponent.
Me trying to control the position but instead, Boss has worked for underhooks and has pushed Me into the cage.
Me fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Me tries to stall but Boss uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me tries to work over Boss's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boss blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Boss.
Me is working Boss over against the cage.
Boss pressing his opponent against the cage.
Me throws an elbow but it misses.
Come on Boss - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by The Boss.

Me clinches with his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Boss just leaning against Me, taking a breather.
Me is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Boss is keeping busy.
Me can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clinch Me dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Boss's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Boss is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Me moves out of range as Boss throws a body kick.

Me gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Boss stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Me misses with the head strike.
Me is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Boss is keeping busy.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Me misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Boss.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
Boss will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Me up against the cage.
Me misses with some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Boss as Me tries to tie him up.
Boss controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd are getting on Boss's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me has a couple of punches blocked by Boss.
Boss blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boss leaning his opponent against the cage.
Boss on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me misses with an elbow strike.
Clinch Me has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Boss stalling against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by The Boss.

Me tries to keep at a distance but Boss has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Me goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Boss.
Me tries to land knees in the clinch but Boss avoids the damage to the body.
Me pushes off an throws an elbow but Boss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boss blocks an elbow strike.
Me pushes off an throws an elbow but Boss leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boss on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
Me fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Boss blocks the elbow strike.
Me working aggressively here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Me misses with an elbow over the top.
Me stalling in the clinch but Boss improves position.
Me misses with a punch to the body.
Me tries to throw a body punch but Boss avoids it by throwing Me back against the cage.
Me taking a breather.
The Boss has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clinch Me is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Me blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Clinch Me.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Me, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clinch Me!
After the big win, Clinch Me made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hell's Balls Recovery and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
35%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Earn A Name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asdfg Wert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asdfg Wert will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

A Name
vs
Wert

175 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
23
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Brawler
Granite chin

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Earn A Name!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Asdfg Wert!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wert clinches up against the cage.
A Name fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A Name trying to control the position but instead, Wert has worked for underhooks and has pushed A Name into the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Wert.
A Name working aggressively here.
A Name looking to slow down the pace here.
Wert is pushing A Name up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A Name has a couple of punches blocked by Wert.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wert avoiding damage.
A Name tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A Name is trying to maintain a safe position but Wert gets an underhook and turns A Name into the cage.
Wert manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Name has a couple of punches blocked by Wert.
Wert stalling against the cage.
A Name taking a breather.
A Name works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wert stalling.
A Name goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wert blocks a body shot from A Name.
A Name looking to stall.
A Name misses with a punch on the inside.
A Name misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wert leaning his opponent against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asdfg Wert.
A Name circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wert forces A Name back against the cage and clinches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wert continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
A Name throws a punch but it's blocked by Wert.
Wert prevents a body shot from A Name.
A Name doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wert taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Asdfg Wert will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A Name drives through and clinches with Wert against the cage.
Wert is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asdfg Wert.

Wert forces A Name back against the cage and clinches.
Wert is pushing A Name up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A Name doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A Name looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Name tries to work over Wert's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wert displaying some good clinch control by pressing A Name up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Wert as A Name tries to tie him up.
Stalling in the clinch from Wert.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Name trying to stall but Wert improves his position.
Wert holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A Name misses with a punch to the body.
Wert stalling.
A Name stalling in the clinch but Wert improves position.
Wert stalling in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asdfg Wert.

A Name drives through and clinches with Wert against the cage.
Wert is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A Name misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Name letting Wert take a breather here.
A Name trying to control the position but instead, Wert has worked for underhooks and has pushed A Name into the cage.
Wert holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A Name swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Wert blocks a body shot from A Name.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Name is looking to control Wert's arms but Wert gets an underhook and turns him. Now A Name has his back to the cage.
Wert taking a breather.
Wert blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wert manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The crowd are getting on Wert's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Asdfg Wert will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! A Name's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Wert takes the fight into the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asdfg Wert.

A Name clinches up against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Wert.
A Name tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from A Name fails to land.
A Name stalling in the clinch but Wert improves position.
A Name tries to throw a body punch but Wert avoids it by throwing A Name back against the cage.
Wert dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A Name tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asdfg Wert seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Name tries to work over Wert's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A Name wants to stall.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A Name struggles to land a body shot inside as Wert controls his hands.
A Name misses with a short punch on the inside.
A Name misses with a hook from the clinch.
A Name has a couple of punches blocked by Wert.
A Name tries a body shot but Wert blocks it.
A Name tries to throw a body punch but Wert avoids it by throwing A Name back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Wert to work.
A Name throws a head punch that misses.
A Name struggles to land a body shot inside as Wert controls his hands.
A Name throws a punch but it's blocked by Wert.
A Name tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Wert's elbow.
A Name is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A Name can't find room to land a body shot as Wert controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wert controlling the action here for a moment.
A Name misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wert controlling the action here for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Name stalling in the clinch but Wert improves position.
Wert prevents a body shot from A Name.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wert.
A Name is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Wert.
Earn A Name has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Asdfg Wert is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Asdfg Wert.

Wert rushes A Name and presses him up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Earn A Name.
I think Wert has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Asdfg Wert!

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
24%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight kickboxing rules bout between Lorenzo Andres (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boomer The Pitbull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Andres is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Boomer The Pitbull told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Andres
vs
The Pitbull

187 cm
25
135 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Brawler
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lorenzo Andres!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomer The Pitbull!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Pitbull pushes Andres up against the cage in a clinch.
Andres is breathing heavily.
The Pitbull misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Pitbull misses with a hook to the ribs.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Andres.
The Pitbull misses with a punch to the body.
The Pitbull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Pitbull trying to control the position but instead, Andres has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Pitbull into the cage.
The Pitbull is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Andres has denied him.
The Pitbull tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The Pitbull throws a punch but it's blocked by Andres.
The Pitbull being controlled against the cage.
Andres prevents a body shot from The Pitbull.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Pitbull.
The Pitbull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Andres avoiding damage.
The Pitbull working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pitbull is trying to maintain a safe position but Andres gets an underhook and turns The Pitbull into the cage.
The Pitbull lands a right hand.
Andres is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Pitbull is keeping busy.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Andres as The Pitbull tries to tie him up.
Andres stalling in the clinch but The Pitbull improves position.
The Pitbull tries a body shot but Andres blocks it.
The Pitbull is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pitbull tries to throw a body punch but Andres avoids it by throwing The Pitbull back against the cage.
The Pitbull misses with a punch to the body.
The Pitbull misses with a hook from the clinch.
Andres just leaning against The Pitbull, taking a breather.
Andres taking a breather.
The Pitbull is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Pitbull.
The Pitbull stalling in the clinch but Andres improves position.
The Pitbull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The Pitbull swings wildly with an uppercut but Andres uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Pitbull tries to work over Andres's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Pitbull taking a breather.
The Pitbull scores with a shot to the side of Andres's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boomer The Pitbull dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The Pitbull clinches up against the cage.
The Pitbull tries to work over Andres's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Pitbull throws a punch but it's blocked by Andres.
Andres blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Pitbull taking a breather.
The Pitbull misses with a punch to the body.
The Pitbull is trying to maintain a safe position but Andres gets an underhook and turns The Pitbull into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Boomer The Pitbull.

The Pitbull clinches up with Andres and pushes him back against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Pitbull is trying to maintain a safe position but Andres gets an underhook and turns The Pitbull into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pitbull has a couple of punches blocked by Andres.
Andres taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The Pitbull is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The Pitbull fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Pitbull is trying to stall.
The Pitbull tries to throw a body punch but Andres avoids it by throwing The Pitbull back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Andres pressing his opponent against the cage.
The Pitbull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Pitbull tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Pitbull misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Pitbull misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Pitbull is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Boomer The Pitbull seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Pitbull tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pitbull looking to stall.
The Pitbull working aggressively here.
The Pitbull misses with a punch on the inside.
The Pitbull doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Pitbull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Pitbull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Andres blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The Pitbull tries a body shot but Andres blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Pitbull taking a breather.
The Pitbull misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Pitbull tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Andres stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The Pitbull swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from The Pitbull fails to land.
The Pitbull tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Andres's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boomer The Pitbull showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

The Pitbull has closed the distance and engaged Andres in a clinch.
Andres manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The Pitbull is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Andres is keeping busy.
Andres trying to control the position but instead, The Pitbull has worked for underhooks and has pushed Andres into the cage.
The Pitbull stalling in the clinch but Andres improves position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Pitbull working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pitbull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Pitbull tries a body shot but Andres blocks it.
The Pitbull doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Pitbull misses with a punch on the inside.
The Pitbull is trying to maintain a safe position but Andres gets an underhook and turns The Pitbull into the cage.
The Pitbull is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Boomer The Pitbull.

The Pitbull has managed to clinch.
The Pitbull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Andres as The Pitbull tries to tie him up.
Andres is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Andres looking to slow down the pace here.
The Pitbull throws a punch but it's blocked by Andres.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Andres.
A head punch on the inside from The Pitbull fails to land.
The Pitbull is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Andres blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Pitbull tries to work over Andres's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Andres blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Andres blocking some punches.
Andres stalling the fight.
The Pitbull throws a head punch that misses.
The Pitbull misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Andres.
Andres blocking some punches.
The Pitbull struggles to land a body shot inside as Andres controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Andres.
The Pitbull working aggressively here.
Lorenzo Andres has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boomer The Pitbull is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Andres tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and The Pitbull avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boomer The Pitbull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Pitbull has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boomer The Pitbull!
Boomer The Pitbull very nearly forgot to thank Hell's Balls Recovery amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
25%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between mr Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Under Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Black
vs
Dog

180 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Brawler
Prefers standup

Brawler
Heavy handed

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, mr Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Under Dog!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dog moves into the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Dog.
Dog lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Black looking to stall.
Dog lands a nice shot to the body.
Black is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dog lands with a light punch inside.
Dog lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dog.
Dog tries to throw a body punch but Black avoids it by throwing Dog back against the cage.
Dog lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Black is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A shot in the inside from Dog.
Dog lands a body shot.
Dog will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Black up against the cage.
Black trying to stall but Dog improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog has a couple of punches blocked by Black.
Dog lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dog misses with a hook from the clinch.
Black blocking some punches.
The referee calls for Dog to work.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Under Dog.
Black tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black wants to clinch but Dog slips to the side

and Dog holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dog content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dog scores with a nice hook to the head.
Black really is a fat lump.
Dog working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dog taking a breather.
Dog lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Dog.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black trying to control the position but instead, Dog has worked for underhooks and has pushed Black into the cage.
Black takes a shot to the head.
Dog stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dog lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dog lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Black or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dog pressing his opponent against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Under Dog dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Dog has Black up against the cage in a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Dog.
Dog throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short uppercut from Dog.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Black wants to stall.
Dog has Black pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog swings wildly with an uppercut but Black uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dog tries to work over Black's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dog displaying some good clinch control by pressing Black up against the cage.
Dog lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dog.
Black blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog tries a body shot but Black blocks it.
Dog has Black pressed against the cage.
The crowd are getting on Dog's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Under Dog.

Dog closes the distance and pushes Black back into the cage.
Dog misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dog works on Black's body with a couple of short punches.
Dog stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dog lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dog.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Black looking to stall.
Dog's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dog misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dog presses Black against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dog scores with a hook to the body.
Dog lands with a light punch inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Black wants to stall.
Dog stalling the fight.
Black tries to stall but Dog uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dog swings wildly with an uppercut but Black uses good head movement to avoid it.
Black looking to slow down the pace here.
Black can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dog lands a right hand.
Stalling in the clinch from Dog.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Under Dog showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Dog forces Black back against the cage and clinches.
Dog lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Come on Dog - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dog misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dog - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Under Dog seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dog throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Blacks head.
Black looking to stall.
Dog tries to work over Black's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog misses with the head strike.
Black is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right from Dog on the inside.
Dog scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Dog.
Dog has a couple of punches blocked by Black.
Dog pushes Black back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dog lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Black backwards.
Dog misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dog effectively controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dog swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dog creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dog throws a head punch that misses.
Dog lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dog lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dog avoiding damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dog working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Black wants to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Black trying to stall but Dog improves his position.
Black being controlled against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Dog fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Black blocks an uppercut.
Dog effectively controlling the action here.
Dog receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dog throws a punch but it's blocked by Black.

And that's the end of the fight!
Under Dog comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dog has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Under Dog!
An out of breath and clearly excited Under Dog thanked Hell's Balls Recovery for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
43%

Co-main event

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Elbow To The Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Professor Snipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

To The Face
vs
Snipe

180 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
185 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Brawler
KO power

Counter striker
Solid chin

Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elbow To The Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Professor Snipe!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Snipe tries to keep at a distance but To The Face has taken the fight into the clinch.
To The Face looking to slow down the pace here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Elbow To The Face.
To The Face circles away from the clinch attempt.

To The Face darts in and clinches Snipe up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Snipe as To The Face tries to tie him up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snipe has To The Face pressed against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Snipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Maybe To The Face would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Elbow To The Face.

To The Face moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Come on Snipe - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Snipe is keeping busy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snipe.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Snipe controls the action.
To The Face lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snipe backwards.
To The Face throws a punch but it's blocked by Snipe.
To The Face tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Snipe's elbow.
The referee is keeping an eye on Snipe - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Snipe blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
To The Face tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
To The Face trying to control the position but instead, Snipe has worked for underhooks and has pushed To The Face into the cage.
To The Face misses with a punch on the inside.
Snipe is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
To The Face looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Snipe - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
To The Face doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
To The Face lands with a short punch from the clinch.
To The Face misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Snipe taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elbow To The Face dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Snipe gets a clinch.
Snipe avoiding damage.
To The Face stalling in the clinch but Snipe improves position.
To The Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Snipe controls his hands.
To The Face trying to stall but Snipe improves his position.
Snipe is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
To The Face looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Elbow To The Face.

To The Face fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Snipe, pushing him back against the cage.
To The Face looking to slow down the pace here.
Snipe taking a breather.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To The Face working aggressively here.
To The Face wants to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Elbow To The Face.
Snipe tries to close the distance and clinch up but To The Face swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Snipe tries to keep at a distance but To The Face has taken the fight into the clinch.
To The Face tries to work over Snipe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
To The Face tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Snipe's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snipe controlling the action here for a moment.
To The Face lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snipe backwards.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Snipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
To The Face can't find room to land a body shot as Snipe controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Snipe controlling the action here for a moment.
To The Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Snipe controls his hands.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Snipe displaying some good clinch control by pressing To The Face up against the cage.
To The Face misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elbow To The Face dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

To The Face moves into range and clinches up with Snipe.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
To The Face lands an uppercut.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Snipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
To The Face tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
To The Face tries to stall but Snipe uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A nice left hand lands by To The Face.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
To The Face misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Snipe as To The Face tries to tie him up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Elbow To The Face.

To The Face pushes Snipe up against the cage in a clinch.
To The Face pressing his opponent against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Snipe.
To The Face tries to throw a body punch but Snipe avoids it by throwing To The Face back against the cage.
To The Face swings wildly with an uppercut but Snipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
To The Face tries to work over Snipe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
To The Face seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Snipe is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
To The Face can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Come on Snipe - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
To The Face throws a punch but it's blocked by Snipe.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Elbow To The Face has scored more points in the clinch so far.
To The Face lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
To The Face misses with a body punch.
Snipe slows down the pace here.
Snipe blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for To The Face.
Snipe blocking some punches.
To The Face is trying to maintain a safe position but Snipe gets an underhook and turns To The Face into the cage.
Snipe has To The Face pressed against the cage.
To The Face lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
To The Face is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Snipe is keeping busy.
Snipe is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
To The Face is trying to maintain a safe position but Snipe gets an underhook and turns To The Face into the cage.
Snipe taking a breather.
Snipe blocking some punches.
To The Face misses with a body punch.
Professor Snipe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Elbow To The Face is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head punch on the inside from Snipe fails to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Elbow To The Face showed his dominance in that final round.
Well To The Face has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elbow To The Face!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Elbow To The Face made sure he mentioned Hell's Balls Recovery, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
26%

Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Bob Saggett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Susana Betancourt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saggett comes to the cage accompanied by Full House Theme Song. Betancourt has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Susana Betancourt struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 186.8lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Susana Betancourt looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Saggett
vs
Betancourt

192 cm
21
192 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

187 cm
22
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bob Saggett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Susana Betancourt!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Saggett. That's going to slow Betancourt down.
Betancourt looks gassed!
Saggett pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Saggett staggers Betancourt with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Betancourt looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!

It looks like Susana Betancourt has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saggett closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Betancourt out cold! Betancourt corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bob Saggett!
An out of breath Bob Saggett thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.