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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Thiago Silvas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Skins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tony Skins told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!



185 cm
24
167 lbs
4 - 16 - 0
190 cm
25
164 lbs
10 - 23 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Thiago Silvas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Tony Skins!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silvas wants to clinch

and Skins counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Skins trying to control the pace.
Skins's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Let's hope that Skins has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Skins is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Tony Skins.

Skins gets the takedown into side control.
Silvas gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Skins in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skins controlling the position easily from mount.

Skins looking to isolate an arm here. Silvas doesn't see it coming and as Skins extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Skins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tony Skins!
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RATING
33%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergio Souza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mocny Vlad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!



196 cm
22
242 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
190 cm
31
276 lbs
15 - 15 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sergio Souza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Mocny Vlad!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Souza just misses with a punch to the body.
Vlad plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Vlad closes the distance and pushes Souza back into the cage.
Souza lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Souza scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Souza.
Vlad lands a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Souza is working Vlad over against the cage.
Vlad looking to throw knees to the head but Souza is blocking nicely.
Vlad tries to work over Souza's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Vlad breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Souza cracks Vlad with an open hand slap.
Souza lands a jab to Vlad's midsection.
Vlad scoring well with a low kick there.

Vlad rushes Souza and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Vlad tries to land knees in the clinch but Souza avoids the damage to the body.
Vlad misses with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Vlad breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Vlad closes the distance and pushes Souza back into the cage.
Vlad working hard to break the clinch.
Souza tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vlad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Souza fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Vlad tries to land a front kick but Souza steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Vlad avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Souza misses with a straight right.

Vlad has taken the fight to the clinch.
Souza working aggressively here.
Souza digs a right hand underneath Vlad's ribcage. Vlad let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Vlad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Souza lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vlad wants to break the clinch but can't.

Vlad manages to break the clinch.
Souza avoids the head kick by Vlad.
Souza scores with a jab. Vlad acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Souza tries to clinch up but Vlad circles away and keeps his distance.
Vlad takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Souza lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Souza has Vlad up against the cage in a clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Vlad's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Good body shot from Vlad.
Vlad blocking some punches.
Vlad is trying to break free.
Vlad misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Souza.
Vlad blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Souza tries to work over Vlad's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vlad takes a shot to the head.
Vlad landing knees to the body.
Vlad using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Souza has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Vlad tries to break free but Souza pushes him back against the cage.
Vlad blocks an uppercut.
Vlad is looking to break free of the clinch but Souza has double underhooks.
Souza lands a body punch.
Vlad wants to break free but Souza has control.
Souza lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vlad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Souza fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Souza tries to clinch there but Vlad circles away.
Souza wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Souza connects with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Souza tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Souza tries to keep at a distance but Vlad has taken the fight into the clinch.
Vlad tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Souza avoids it.
Souza has Vlad pressed against the cage, preventing Vlad from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Vlad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vlad blocks an uppercut.
Vlad is looking for a takedown.
Sergio Souza has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mocny Vlad.
Vlad can't break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Souza digs a right hand underneath Vlad's ribcage. Vlad let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Vlad breaks the clinch.
Vlad throws a body kick that misses.
Vlad pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mocny Vlad dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.



Vlad forces Souza back against the cage and clinches.
Vlad is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Souza is defending well.
Vlad is trying to break the clinch but Souza has him pressed against the cage.
Vlad looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Vlad is looking for a takedown.
Vlad tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Souza tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Souza keeps control of Vlad as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Souza gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Vlad.
Sergio Souza has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mocny Vlad.
Vlad has Souza pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Souza manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Vlad has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Souza is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Souza.
Souza lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Souza lands with a short shot to the head.
Vlad is trying to break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vlad using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Souza has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vlad working hard to break the clinch.
Souza blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Vlad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Souza fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Vlad is breathing heavily.
Souza tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Vlad manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Souza is looking to clinch but Vlad is avoiding it.
Souza fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mocny Vlad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Souza moves in looking to clinch but Vlad pushes him off.
Sergio Souza is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vlad misses with a looping left.
Vlad goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Vlad scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Vlad pushes Souza up against the cage in a clinch.

Vlad breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Souza throws a looping overhand right but Vlad ducks down to avoid it.
Souza misses with a jab, cross combination.
Souza throws a shot to the body.
Vlad throws a head kick that misses.
Vlad misses with a body kick.
Vlad circles away from the clinch attempt.
No joy there for Souza, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Left hook, right uppercut from Vlad.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Vlad clinches up against the cage.
Souza stalls.
Souza fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Souza is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Souza lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Souza throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Vlad tries for a takedown. No joy.
Vlad looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Vlad wants to break free but Souza has control.
Vlad tries to break the clinch but Souza is controlling the position.
Souza has Vlad pressed against the cage, preventing Vlad from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Souza tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Vlad breaks from the clinch.
Vlad throws a head kick that misses.
Souza throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vlad stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Souza tries to clinch there but Vlad circles away.
Souza tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vlad pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Souza is looking to clinch but Vlad is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vlad avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vlad. That's going to slow Souza down.
Souza looks to throw the jab but Vlad is out of range.
Souza misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Souza tries to clinch but Vlad is having none of it.

Vlad gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vlad using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Souza has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Vlad goes for a takedown attempt but Souza pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Vlad forces Souza back against the cage and clinches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vlad wants to break free but Souza has control.
Souza cracks Vlad with a nice body shot.
Souza lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mocny Vlad seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A right hand to the body from Souza.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Sergio Souza will probably get the nod.
That's time! Souza's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!



Vlad has Souza up against the cage in a clinch.

Vlad breaks the clinch.
Souza connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vlad momentarily.
Vlad shoots and misses
and Souza counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vlad thinking.

Souza gets a clinch.
Souza lands a hook to the side of the head.
Souza lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Vlad breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Souza moves into the clinch.
Souza lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Vlad escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vlad takes one to the chin there.
Vlad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Souza lands a jab to the nose.
A looping hook to the body misses from Souza. Vlad does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vlad shoots in for a double leg but Souza sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Souza connects with a body shot.

Souza rushes Vlad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Vlad working hard to break the clinch.
Souza tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vlad's elbow.
Vlad wants to break the clinch but can't.
Souza lands a body punch.
Vlad can't break the clinch.
Vlad is working for takedown but Souza is calmly controlling the position for now.
Sergio Souza has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mocny Vlad.
A nice right hand lands inside from Souza.
Souza lands with a light punch inside.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Souza here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Souza controlling the action here for a moment.
Souza lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vlad or not.
Souza throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Souza lands an uppercut.

Vlad breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Souza rushes Vlad and presses him up against the cage.
Vlad tries to work over Souza's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Souza.
Souza scores with a shot to the side of Vlad's head.
Souza can't find room to land a body shot as Vlad controls the action.
Souza lands a nice uppercut.
Souza lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vlad wants to break free but Souza has control.
Souza lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Souza.

Vlad is rocked!
Souza stalling in the clinch.
Vlad is still on wobbly legs! Can Souza finish him?
Souza cracks Vlad with a nice body shot.
Souza unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Vlad! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Souza is unloading with more strikes now! Vlad drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sergio Souza!
After the big win, Sergio Souza made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors ĄFFĄKĘTIΘN and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Murphy MacManus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



181 cm
29
193 lbs
15 - 11 - 0
185 cm
31
202 lbs
16 - 15 - 0
Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very strong
Olympic wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Murphy MacManus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Bundy!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bundy gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows MacManus to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Bundy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
MacManus throws a strike but Bundy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Bundy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacManus is keeping the position for now.
Bundy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bundy landing some decent shots from guard.
Bundy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacManus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
MacManus tries to land a sweep but no joy.
MacManus working a defensive guard here.
Bundy trying to move into half guard but instead MacManus has managed to sweep!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bundy holds on and takes a little breather.
MacManus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
MacManus trying to control the position from guard on top but Bundy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bundy looking to hit a scissor sweep but MacManus is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacManus stands and throws Bundy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
MacManus trying to control the action but Bundy is working from the bottom.
MacManus working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
MacManus in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
MacManus creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Bundy sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
MacManus cracks Bundy with a big right hand but Bundy just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The strikes coming from MacManus are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Bundy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bundy is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bundy can't do much from the bottom here.
MacManus tries to move to mount but Bundy blocks the move with his legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacManus working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Bundy gets back to half guard.
Bundy tries to roll over but MacManus keeps him under control.
MacManus is looking to take a break and control but Bundy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bundy blocking the ground and pound attempt from MacManus.
MacManus with the ground and pound but Bundy uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Bundy keeping moving, preventing MacManus from controlling successfully.
Bundy controlling the position.
MacManus trying to control but Bundy is working from the bottom.
Bundy has control of MacManus's left arm, preventing MacManus from doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bundy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
MacManus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bundy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. MacManus manages to get himself to full guard.
MacManus is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MacManus looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
MacManus trying to control from half guard but Bundy is working away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacManus tries to pass to full mount but Bundy defends it.
Bundy works his way to full guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Murphy MacManus dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


MacManus feints a jab promting Bundy to slip. MacManus then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bundy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
MacManus connects with a body shot.
Bundy throws a low kick but it's checked well by MacManus.
Bundy avoids a punch combination nicely.
MacManus lands a slapping body shot.
Bundy shoots in looking for a takedown. MacManus tries to sprawl out of it but Bundy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. MacManus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
MacManus swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacManus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bundy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bundy closes the distance and clinches up with MacManus, looking for a takedown. Bundy pushes MacManus against the cage but MacManus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
MacManus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
An inside leg kick from Bundy misses.

Bundy shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bundy is looking to pass MacManus's guard but actually MacManus recovers to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bundy scoring with punches to the head and body.
MacManus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bundy throws an elbow that misses. MacManus uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bundy's guard. Nice move by MacManus!
MacManus stopping the sweep attempt from Bundy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
MacManus passes Bundy's left leg - he's now in half guard.
MacManus stalling.
MacManus seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Bundy does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
MacManus is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bundy is controlling MacManus's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Let's hope that Bundy has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Bundy gets back to full guard.
MacManus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacManus is working hard here to advance position.
Bundy pulls MacManus in close to his closed guard and prevents MacManus from doing any damage or advancing position.
MacManus stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bundy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
MacManus throwing strikes but missing.
MacManus passes Bundy's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacManus is nestled in close to Bundy, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
MacManus trying to mount his opponent but Bundy defends it.
MacManus not landing any meaningful shots this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Murphy MacManus dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Bundy avoids a kick to the body.
Bundy throws a leg kick but MacManus sees it coming and moves out of range.
MacManus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bundy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
MacManus blocks a low kick nicely.

Bundy manages to get an easy takedown there - catching MacManus on his heels. He'll look to pass MacManus's guard now, I'm sure.
Bundy throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bundy wants to pass the guard but MacManus is keeping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bundy scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bundy passes MacManus's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Bundy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ground and pound from Bundy.
Bundy trying to advance position but MacManus counters by regaining guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bundy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Al Bundy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bundy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bundy throwing strikes from guard but MacManus blocks nicely.
Bundy trying to control the position from guard on top but MacManus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bundy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bundy throws a big right hand that misses.
Bundy is pushing down on MacManus's leg trying to pass to half guard. MacManus is fighting to maintain full guard but Bundy has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bundy looks to land a strike but MacManus avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Bundy throws an elbow that misses. MacManus uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Bundy's guard. Nice move by MacManus!
MacManus scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
MacManus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bundy is keeping the position for now.
Bundy controlling MacManus's posture.
MacManus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
MacManus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as MacManus accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bundy has MacManus pulled in close to control his posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
MacManus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bundy pulls MacManus in close to prevent any damage.
Bundy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in MacManus's guard.
MacManus avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bundy scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
MacManus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bundy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Al Bundy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think MacManus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Murphy MacManus!
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54%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Sherk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Adamsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mike Adamsky was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



180 cm
26
179 lbs
16 - 12 - 0
182 cm
24
185 lbs
11 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Crippler's Corner


Zentrope Fighting Universe


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bryan Sherk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Adamsky!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Adamsky.
Adamsky throws out a leg kick but Sherk moves out of range and Adamsky only half commits.
Sherk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Adamsky.
Adamsky is looking to land body kicks.

Sherk shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Adamsky napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Sherk tries to score with some ground and pound. Adamsky controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Adamsky dodges the ground and pound from Sherk.
Sherk advances to mount.
Adamsky in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Sherk has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Adamsky's face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Sherk jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Adamsky is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Adamsky and Sherk has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Sherk advances to full mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adamsky tries to hold on but Sherk pushes him away.

Sherk has control of Adamsky's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Adamsky regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Sherk throws some wild stikes that Adamsky manages to avoid easily.
Sherk wants to control the pace but Adamsky is squirming around nicely.
Adamsky gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sherk wants to free his trapped foot but Adamsky is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Adamsky has his hands clasped together around Sherk's back. He's all about the action.
The fighters are battling for position here. Adamsky manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Sherk throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Adamsky works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sherk missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Sherk stopping the sweep attempt from Adamsky.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sherk stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Adamsky swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sherk is working hard here to advance position.
Sherk looking to sit in guard and control but Adamsky gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Sherk looking to hit a scissor sweep but Adamsky is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sherk seems keen to control Adamsky's posture.
Adamsky looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bryan Sherk dominated that round.
That's time! Sherk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Sherk avoids the head kick by Adamsky.
A telegraphed right hand from Sherk misses the target.
Sherk avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sherk looks to score with a jab to the body but Adamsky is just out of range.
Sherk takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice straight punches there by Adamsky. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Adamsky.

It looks like Bryan Sherk has been cut.
Sherk lands a really nice looking cross but Adamsky seems unphased.
Sherk cracks Adamsky with a right hand to the side of the head.
Adamsky misses with a low kick.
Adamsky digs a good body shot into Sherk's ribs.
Sherk looks for a takedown but Adamsky sprawls well.
Sherk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adamsky.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adamsky scores with a push kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Adamsky. That's going to slow Sherk down.
Adamsky fakes the leg kick and cracks Sherk in the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adamsky scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Adamsky throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Adamsky thuds a left hand into Sherk's body.
Sherk stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Adamsky.
Nice body kick there by Adamsky.
Adamsky lands with a good body shot.
Adamsky lands with a thumping leg kick.
Adamsky thumps Sherk with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adamsky scores with a leg kick.
Adamsky connects with a solid leg kick.
Adamsky is looking to slow Sherk down with leg kicks.
A good leg kick by Adamsky.
Adamsky tries a head kick but it misses.
Adamsky with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That kick from Adamsky tenderised Sherk's leg. Sherk is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mike Adamsky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Adamsky lands with a nice body kick.
Adamsky stuns Sherk with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Adamsky throws a head kick that misses.
Adamsky fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Adamsky thumps Sherk with a low kick.
Adamsky looks to land a body kick but Sherk moved away.
Adamsky throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sherk's head.
Nice body kick there by Adamsky.
Sherk moves out of range as Adamsky throws a body kick.
Adamsky scores with a push kick.
Sherk tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Adamsky takes a swing at Sherk's ribcage but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sherk just misses with a punch to the body.
Adamsky lands with a kick to the temple. Sherk shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Adamsky thuds his shin into the meat of Sherk's side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adamsky keeps Sherk at a distance using the push kick.
Sherk chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Adamsky can pounce on him.
Sherk is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Adamsky has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Adamsky buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Adamsky lands with a good body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Adamsky.
Adamsky lands a big head kick that sends Sherk to the canvas! Adamsky follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Adamsky!
Our winner, Mike Adamsky, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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RATING
24%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quinton Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trevor Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jackson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Can't be Touched. Breaker has chosen Rosa Helikopter as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



185 cm
25
220 lbs
7 - 2 - 0
190 cm
25
223 lbs
9 - 8 - 0
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Quinton Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Trevor Breaker!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson is looking to clinch but Breaker is avoiding it.
Jackson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jackson misses the shot to the body.
Breaker on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jackson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Breaker manages to avoid it.
Jackson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Breaker moves away.
Jackson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Breaker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jackson scores with a jab. Breaker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jackson jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Breaker scores with a sloppy right hand. Jackson should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Breaker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Jackson throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Breaker tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Jackson is in Breaker's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jackson won't allow Breaker to sweep him here.
Jackson is working Breaker over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jackson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson throwing strikes from guard but Breaker blocks nicely.
Jackson throws an elbow that misses. Breaker uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jackson's guard. Nice move by Breaker!
Jackson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Breaker is one step ahead there.
Jackson keeping moving, preventing Breaker from controlling successfully.
Breaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jackson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Breaker trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jackson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Breaker throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker trying to control the position from guard on top but Jackson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Breaker preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jackson escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Breaker gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Jackson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jackson is trying to keep Breaker in close.
Breaker loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Breaker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jackson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jackson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Jackson has his foot on Breaker's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Breaker works his way back into a safe position though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Breaker tries to free his leg and advance position but Jackson is retaining full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jackson is on top in guard.
Jackson postures up in Breaker's guard and throws a big left but Breaker blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson trying to control but Breaker is working from the bottom.
Breaker trying to control the position.
Jackson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jackson is looking to work some ground and pound but Breaker has wrist control.
Jackson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jackson stopping the sweep attempt from Breaker.
Jackson trying to control but Breaker is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker is looking to stand up but Jackson isn't so interested in that idea.
Jackson trying to control but Breaker is working from the bottom.
Jackson throws an elbow that misses. Breaker uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jackson's guard. Nice move by Breaker!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jackson scores with a short punch from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinton Jackson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Breaker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jackson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Breaker scrambles back to his feet.
Jackson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Breaker circles away quickly and effectively.
Breaker bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jackson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Breaker.
Jackson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Breaker slaps away a takedown attempt from Jackson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Quinton Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Breaker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Breaker tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jackson wants to clinch.
Breaker throws a shot from downtown. Jackson moves away and avoids it.
Good work by Jackson as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson dips to his left and cracks Breaker with an uppercut!
Jackson misses with a takedown
and Breaker counters with a one-two to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinton Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Breaker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Jackson counters with a shoot takedown. Breaker fights it but they end up in guard.
Jackson stands and throws Breaker's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Breaker is working to avoid the ground and pound but Jackson connects with a decent elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Breaker takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Jackson working the ground and pound from side control.
Jackson lands a decent elbow from side control.
Jackson passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Breaker!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackson trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Jackson goes for an armbar but Breaker turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Breaker.

Jackson kicks Breaker off and gets to his feet.
Breaker has a takedown stuffed.
Breaker throws a body punch but Jackson moves out of range.
Jackson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jackson shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Breaker eats them both and turns towards Jackson to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Breaker throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jackson counters with a left to the body.
Breaker is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Breaker misses the target.
Breaker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jackson's hands.
Jackson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Breaker throws a hook to the side of Jackson's head but Jackson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jackson tries to bum rush Breaker with a series of wild strikes but Breaker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jackson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Breaker needs to keep his hands up - Jackson had a free shot at his head there.
Breaker connects with a body shot.
Nice body punch from Jackson.
A jab from Jackson finds it's way through Breaker's defenses.
Breaker throws a hook but Jackson blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jackson just misses with a punch to the body.
Breaker lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackson off the cage and back into range.
Jackson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jackson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good standup being displayed there by Jackson as he connects with a hook.
Breaker tests Jackson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jackson cracks Breaker with a good jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jackson ducks under a wild hook from Breaker.
Breaker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jackson throws a hook to the side of Breaker's head but Breaker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinton Jackson dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


Jackson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Breaker swivels and escapes.
Jackson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jackson fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinton Jackson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jackson misses with a series of wild punches.
Jackson lands a jab-cross combination.
Breaker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jackson circles away quickly and effectively.
A big left from Breaker misses.
Breaker wants to slow Jackson down by chopping away at his legs.
Jackson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Breaker's waist but Breaker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jackson off to one side.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jackson wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Breaker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jackson tries to clinch
and Jackson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Breaker gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Breaker throws an off balance right hand
and Jackson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Breaker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jackson doesn't seem bothered though.
Jackson scores with a jab.
Breaker throws a right hand that Jackson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackson also avoids with ease.
Breaker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Breaker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jackson sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Jackson gets a clinch.
A short right from Jackson on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Jackson breaks from the clinch.
Breaker on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jackson dodges the punch combination from Breaker.
Good shot there by Jackson.
Breaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Decent striking displayed by Jackson there.
Breaker tries to bum rush Jackson with a series of wild strikes but Jackson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jackson shoots in but Breaker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Breaker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jackson is out of range and Breaker settles back down.
Trevor Breaker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Breaker takes one to the side of the head.
Jackson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Breaker circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Breaker lands a jab to Jackson's midsection.
A swing and a miss from Jackson.
Breaker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Breaker.
Jackson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Breaker thumps Jackson with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jackson's hands.
Breaker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Breaker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jackson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Breaker throws the kick towards the body but Jackson avoids it.
Jackson throws a right hand that Breaker ducks under and follows up with a left that Breaker also avoids with ease.
Jackson throws a big shot that misses.
Jackson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker loads up on a big right hand but Jackson slips the punch.
Breaker finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jackson has a takedown stuffed.
Trevor Breaker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No joy there for Jackson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jackson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jackson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Jackson drives through and clinches with Breaker against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Breaker obliges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Breaker tries to land knees in the clinch but Jackson avoids the damage to the body.
Breaker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jackson has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Breaker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Breaker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Trevor Breaker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jackson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quinton Jackson!

Our winner, Quinton Jackson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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FIGHT
RATING
91%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bj Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manuel Paquiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manuel Paquiao will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



175 cm
31
165 lbs
25 - 19 - 0
190 cm
24
166 lbs
14 - 14 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Bj Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Manuel Paquiao!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and William Gold.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Penn.
Penn jabs Paquiao to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Penn misses with a lunging right hand
and Paquiao counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Penn shoots in and gets a takedown into Paquiao's guard.
Penn looking to pass the guard.
Penn lands a couple of elbows.
Penn pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paquiao is keeping the position for now.
Paquiao is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Penn throwing strikes from guard but Paquiao blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn advances position into side control!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Penn throws a strike aimed at the side of Paquiao's head but Paquiao avoids it well.
Paquiao is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Penn has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Paquiao takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Paquiao tries to escape but Penn is in control.

Penn tries for a kimura but Paquiao is defending well.

Penn tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

Penn is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Paquiao is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Penn cracks Paquiao with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Penn prevents Paquiao from escaping the position.
Paquiao is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Penn moves into full mount!
Penn punching from mount but Paquiao doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Penn with a couple of short strikes.
Penn punishing his opponent with strikes.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Paquiao can do anything to dispel that myth.
Paquiao in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

Paquiao is rocked!
Penn has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn with good strikes from the mount here!
Paquiao is still in real trouble! Can Penn finish him?
Penn is trying to take his opponent's back.
Paquiao is squirming around, avoiding Penn's attempts to control the action.

Penn throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Paquiao has his hands clasped together but Penn breaks the hold and Paquiao is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Penn!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bj Penn!
Bj Penn very nearly forgot to thank ĄFFĄKĘTIΘN amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Keat Cullen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mikio Okita (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cullen comes to the cage accompanied by My way - Sid Vicious . Mikio Okita has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



177 cm
25
184 lbs
14 - 5 - 0
180 cm
28
177 lbs
22 - 9 - 0
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine
ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Good gas tank


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Crippler's Corner


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Keat Cullen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mikio Okita!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Okita. Cullen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cullen misses the shot to the body.
Keat Cullen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cullen moves out of range of the strikes.
Cullen tries to clinch there but Okita circles away.
Cullen lands with an uppercut that bounces Okita off the cage and back into range.
Cullen shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Okita tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cullen was well out of range. Poor timing from Okita.
Cullen misses with a straight left.
Okita pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cullen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Okita fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nice body punch from Okita.
Cullen throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cullen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Okita swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Okita misses with a straight left.
Cullen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Okita.
Cullen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Okita on the side of the head.
Cullen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Okita throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cullen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cullen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Okita closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cullen circles away.
Keat Cullen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mikio Okita.
Cullen moves away from the strike by Okita.
Okita shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cullen sprawls well. Cullen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Okita gets slowly back to his feet.
Okita takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Keat Cullen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cullen misses with a straight right.
Okita ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cullen moves away.
Cullen slips under a jab.
Cullen tries to land a leg kick but Okita saw it coming and moves away.
Okita avoids the head kick by Cullen.
Cullen is looking to slow Okita down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cullen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Okita.

Okita dives in and scores a takedown into Cullen's guard.
Okita wants to control from the top but Cullen keeps moving.
Cullen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Okita on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Okita won't allow Cullen to sweep him here.
Cullen keeping full guard, as Okita tries to pass.
Cullen wants to stand but Okita is controlling the position.
Okita preventing the sweep.
Cullen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Okita.
Okita forces his way into half guard.
Okita missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Okita passes to side control.
Cullen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Okita tries to move into full mount but can't pass Cullen's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cullen regains half guard.
Okita is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Okita is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Cullen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Cullen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Okita tries to free his leg and advance position but Cullen is retaining full guard.
Okita slips nicely into half guard.
Okita works his foot free and advances to mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Okita prevents Cullen from getting the reversal.
Okita working the ground and pound effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mikio Okita will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Okita shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cullen pinned against the cage. Cullen gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Cullen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Okita looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cullen throws a leg kick but Okita checks it.
Keat Cullen is winning the standup battle so far.
Cullen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Okita fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cullen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Okita shoots in for a double leg but Cullen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Keat Cullen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mikio Okita.
Cullen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Okita.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cullen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Cullen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Okita looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Cullen!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cullen is squirming around, avoiding Okita's attempts to control the action.
BOOM! Okita connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Okita can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cullen is looking to escape.
Okita prevents Cullen from getting the reversal.
Cullen taking shots to the head.
Cullen is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Okita moves to take his opponent's back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Okita working for a choke but Cullen is defending well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cullen tries to break free.

Okita is persistently looking for the submission but Cullen is defending it well.
Okita doesn't have the hooks in and Cullen manages to turn into his guard.
Okita is trying to control the position but Cullen postures up.
Cullen wants to get up but he can't break Okita's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Cullen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Okita is keeping the position for now.
Okita is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Okita is trying to keep Cullen in close.
Cullen works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Okita has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Okita is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Cullen thows a huge punch but Okita dodges it nicely.
Okita gets full guard.
Cullen tries to free his leg and advance position but Okita is retaining full guard.
Okita manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Cullen really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Okita trying to control but Cullen is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Okita works his way to his opponent's back.
Okita is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Okita keeps control of the position as Cullen tries to break free.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Okita is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Okita controlling the position well here. Cullen rolled but Okita kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Okita is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Cullen won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Okita off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Mikio Okita!
After the fight, Mikio Okita was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Von Han (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zilla Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.



200 cm
29
276 lbs
18 - 4 - 0
196 cm
26
275 lbs
13 - 6 - 1
Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick
ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Von Han!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Zilla Kong!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Han throws a poor cross that misses
and Kong counters with a nice leg kick.
Han shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kong misses with an uppercut. Han saw that one coming.
Han ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kong defending well as Han loads up on a big left hand.
Han lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Zilla Kong has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A solid body kick from Han.
The crowd cheers as Kong lands an impressive looking overhand right. Han doesn't seem phased though.
Han feints and then cracks Kong's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kong down.
Han throws a body punch but Kong moves out of range.
Han wants to clinch
and Kong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kong.
Han attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Han throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Han clinches up with Kong and pushes him back against the cage.
Kong fails to pull guard.
Han pushes Kong back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kong.
Han works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kong looks gassed!
Han lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kong or not.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Han.
Kong blocks a body shot from Han.
Han misses with a body punch.
Han scores with a nice hook to the head.

That has opened up Zilla Kong's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Han scores with a nice hook to the head.
Han can't find room to land a body shot as Kong controls the action.
Kong goes for a takedown attempt but Han pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Han goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Von Han seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Han tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Han misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kong.
Kong walks into a jab.

The cut above Zilla Kong's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kong circles away from the clinch attempt.
Han showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kong.
Han swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Han looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Han tries to clinch up but Kong circles away and keeps his distance.
Han stuffs the takedown.
Von Han has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zilla Kong.
Kong swats away the attempt to clinch by Han.
Han looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Han. Han obviously looking to wear him down.
Kong misses with a wild body shot.
Kong misses with a body punch
and Han counters with a thumping low kick.
Han throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Han connects with a leg kick. Kong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Han swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kong.
Han buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Han closes the distance and clinches.
Han lands with a short shot to the head.

Zilla Kong's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Zilla Kong's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Von Han!
A very excited looking Von Han rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jay Z (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Z comes to the cage accompanied by New York. TheMan has chosen Get Up Again as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Stan TheMan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



177 cm
26
167 lbs
14 - 7 - 0
181 cm
23
163 lbs
14 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Jay Z!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Stan TheMan!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Z tries to clinch but TheMan moves away
and TheMan counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Jay Z has been cut.
Z misses with a wild body shot.
Z misses with a straight right.
TheMan misses with a wild combination.
Z thuds his right hand into TheMan's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Stan TheMan has been cut.
Z lands with a hook. TheMan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Z with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Z lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Z misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from TheMan.
Z lands a straight punch to the body, keeping TheMan at a distance.
TheMan misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Z scores with a shot to the body.
Stan TheMan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Z fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. TheMan looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
TheMan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Z.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Z!
TheMan misses the body punch
and Z counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
TheMan throws out a loose jab but Z uses good head movement to avoid it.
Z keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from TheMan.
A swing and a miss from TheMan.
Nice shot by Z.
Nice uppercut lands for TheMan. That snapped Z's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Z takes one to the chin there.
Z throws out a loose jab but TheMan uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Z fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
TheMan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Z.
Z misses with a telegraphed body shot
and TheMan counters with a right hand to the body.
TheMan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Z throws out the jab.
Z ducks under a wild hook from TheMan.
Z swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Z bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of TheMan's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from TheMan. Z does a little dance to reset his feet.
TheMan misses with an uppercut.
TheMan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A jab lands there for TheMan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Z fails with an attempt to clinch.
Z uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from TheMan.
TheMan misses with an uppercut.
TheMan throws a hook but Z blocks it.
Z cracks TheMan with an open hand slap.
TheMan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
TheMan defending well as Z loads up on a big left hand.
TheMan misses with the combination.
Z lands a nice shot to the body.
Z walks into a left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
TheMan misses with a hook.
Donk. TheMan catches Z right on the button with a cross.
Z scores with a shot to the body.
Z defending well as TheMan loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Z clinches.
TheMan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Z breaks the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TheMan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Z throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Z dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Z dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


TheMan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Z.
Z misses with a hook. TheMan ducked under it nicely.
Z throws an overhand right that lands on TheMan's shoulder, as TheMan tries to avoid the shot.
Z shoots in looking for a takedown. TheMan tries to sprawl out of it but Z keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. TheMan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Z drives through with a takedown into guard.
Z pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. TheMan is keeping the position for now.
Z is fighting to break TheMan's control of his arms but TheMan is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
TheMan manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Z gets back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Z tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Z is not content to let TheMan control the position.
TheMan is thwarting Z's attempts to control the position.
Z moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
TheMan won't allow Z to sweep him here.
TheMan trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Z manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
TheMan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Z passes TheMan's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Z is looking to take a break and control but TheMan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nice strikes from Z there.
TheMan moves into full guard.
TheMan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Z is one step ahead there.
Z forces his way into half guard.
TheMan has hold of Z's hands but Z slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Z looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
TheMan wants to improve his position but Z is controlling well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Z lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
TheMan is trying to maintain the position but Z is very close to passing his half guard.
TheMan has hold of Z's hands but Z slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
TheMan is not content to let Z control the position.
Z has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
TheMan is trying is best to control the position here.
Z is looking to take a break and control but TheMan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
TheMan blocking the ground and pound attempt from Z.
TheMan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
TheMan wants to control but Z is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Z throwing shots but TheMan is blocking nicely.

Z escapes and gets back to his feet.
Z slips a straight right by TheMan.
A slow jab from TheMan misses its intended target.
Z tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but TheMan was well out of range. Poor timing from Z.
Z looks to score with a jab to the body but TheMan is just out of range.
TheMan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
TheMan doesn't manage to clinch there - Z circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Z misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Z shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and TheMan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Z dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!


Z throws a shot from downtown. TheMan moves away and avoids it.
TheMan throws a looping overhand right but Z ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters circle momentarily. TheMan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A swing and a miss from Z.

Z shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
TheMan trying to control the position here.
Z pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. TheMan is keeping the position for now.
TheMan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now TheMan is on top in guard.

Z is looking for a triangle but TheMan pushes his legs off easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Z trying to keep a closed guard but TheMan is proving a slippery customer.

Z had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. TheMan defends it easily.
TheMan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Z. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
TheMan working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
TheMan won't allow Z to sweep him here.
TheMan is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Z keeping moving, preventing TheMan from controlling successfully.
TheMan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Z has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but TheMan can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
TheMan is in close to Z's body, working some short punches and elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
TheMan trying to control but Z is working from the bottom.
Z trying to keep a closed guard but TheMan is proving a slippery customer.
TheMan is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
TheMan in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
TheMan loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Z looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Z throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
TheMan connects with a couple of short punches.
TheMan looking to pass the guard.
TheMan engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Stan TheMan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Z has momentary wrist control but TheMan slips an elbow through the middle.
TheMan preventing the sweep.
TheMan wants to control from the top but Z keeps moving.

Z looking for a guillotine here but TheMan defends easily.
TheMan trying to control the position from guard on top but Z is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Z looking for submissions from the bottom but instead TheMan passes into side control.
TheMan working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TheMan landing strikes.
Z can't do much from the bottom here.
Z manages to work his way to half guard, despite TheMan's best efforts.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Z actively working from the bottom here.
TheMan lands strikes from half guard.
TheMan working the head and body with strikes.

Z is rocked!

Z looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Oh Z is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Z looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

TheMan seems to be looking for submissions.

TheMan is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Z has managed to free his arm - good work.
TheMan working over Z with some ground and pound. Z looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Stan TheMan.
Well Z has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jay Z!

An out of breath Jay Z thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Main event

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Calzattrounewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Handelman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calzattrounewis comes into the arena with I'm gonna Knock you out blaring out of the sound system. Handelman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. All I Do is Win kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



187 cm
32
196 lbs
22 - 14 - 0
187 cm
26
190 lbs
14 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Calzattrounewis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Kevin Handelman!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calzattrounewis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Handelman as he avoids it easily.
Calzattrounewis scores with a hook to the body. Handelman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Handelman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Calzattrounewis uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Handelman.
Calzattrounewis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Handelman swings for the body but Calzattrounewis moves out of range.
Calzattrounewis looks to score with a jab to the body but Handelman is just out of range.
Calzattrounewis misses with an uppercut.
Calzattrounewis shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Handelman as he jumps to the side.
Handelman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Calzattrounewis was well out of range. Poor timing from Handelman.
Calzattrounewis dips to his left and cracks Handelman with an uppercut!
Calzattrounewis fails to land with a series of punches.
Handelman takes a swing at Calzattrounewis's ribcage but misses.
Handelman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Handelman throws a right and a left that Calzattrounewis avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Handelman misses with a low kick as Calzattrounewis jumps back.
Handelman throws a body kick that misses.
Calzattrounewis just misses with a punch to the body.
Calzattrounewis lands a body shot.
Handelman throws a shot from downtown. Calzattrounewis moves away and avoids it.
Kevin Handelman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handelman tries to clinch there but Calzattrounewis circles away.
Calzattrounewis blocks a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Calzattrounewis there.
Handelman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Handelman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Handelman as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Calzattrounewis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Calzattrounewis uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Handelman has time to react.
Handelman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Handelman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Joe Calzattrounewis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown by Calzattrounewis or perhaps it was just good defense by Handelman which made him look bad.
Handelman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Handelman throws a lazy right hand but Calzattrounewis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Calzattrounewis is looking to wear down Handelman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Calzattrounewis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Handelman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Handelman moves forwards but Calzattrounewis connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Calzattrounewis scores with a jab. Handelman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Calzattrounewis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calzattrounewis cracks a nice hook into Handelman's ribs.
Calzattrounewis stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Handelman.
Handelman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A slow jab from Handelman misses its intended target.
No luck for Calzattrounewis with that takedown attempt.
Calzattrounewis lands with a hook. Handelman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Calzattrounewis defending well as Handelman loads up on a big left hand.
Handelman tries to clinch but Calzattrounewis moves away
and Calzattrounewis counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Handelman doesn't manage to clinch there - Calzattrounewis circles away.
Calzattrounewis takes a swing at Handelman's ribcage but misses.
Handelman tries to close the distance and clinch but Calzattrounewis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Handelman scores with a punch to the head.
Handelman misses with the combination.
Handelman misses with a series of wild punches.
Calzattrounewis scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Calzattrounewis shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Handelman misses.
Handelman doesn't manage to clinch there - Calzattrounewis circles away.
Handelman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Calzattrounewis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A shot to the liver by Handelman. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Calzattrounewis. Handelman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Calzattrounewis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Handelman.
Calzattrounewis moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Calzattrounewis takes a swing at Handelman's ribcage but misses.
Calzattrounewis changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Handelman tries to avoid it but Calzattrounewis manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Handelman to the ground. Handelman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Handelman tries to clinch there but Calzattrounewis circles away.
Calzattrounewis dodges the punch combination from Handelman.
Handelman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Calzattrounewis looks for a takedown but Handelman sprawls well.
Calzattrounewis scores with a jab. Handelman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Calzattrounewis looks to score with a jab to the body but Handelman is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Handelman throws a jab but it's blocked by Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis just misses with a punch to the body.
Handelman tries to clinch up but Calzattrounewis circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Handelman moves into range and clinches up with Calzattrounewis.
Handelman tries a body shot but Calzattrounewis blocks it.
Calzattrounewis tries for a takedown but Handelman manages to get underhooks.
Handelman is trying to force a seperation but Calzattrounewis has the dominant position.
Handelman misses with the head strike.
Calzattrounewis drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Handelman throws a punch but it's blocked by Calzattrounewis.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Handelman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Calzattrounewis.
Handelman lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joe Calzattrounewis will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!


Handelman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Calzattrounewiss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Calzattrounewis looks for a takedown but Handelman sprawls well.
Calzattrounewis swats away the attempt to clinch by Handelman.
Calzattrounewis changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Handelman tries to avoid it but Calzattrounewis manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Handelman to the ground. Handelman escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Calzattrounewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Handelman moves away.
Calzattrounewis closes the distance and clinches up with Handelman, looking for a takedown. Calzattrounewis pushes Handelman against the cage but Handelman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Calzattrounewis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A slow jab from Handelman misses its intended target.
Calzattrounewis shoots in looking for a takedown but Handelman manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Calzattrounewis's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Handelman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Handelman throws a jab when Calzattrounewis was well out of range.
Calzattrounewis slips a jab from Handelman.
Handelman looks to score with a jab to the body but Calzattrounewis is just out of range.
Calzattrounewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Handelman moves away.
Handelman misses with a looping right.
Handelman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Calzattrounewis dives in and grabs Handelman's left leg, looking for a takedown. Handelman pushes down on Calzattrounewis's head and hops out.
Calzattrounewis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Calzattrounewis looks to score with a jab to the body but Handelman is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handelman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Calzattrounewis was well out of range. Poor timing from Handelman.
Handelman swings for the body but Calzattrounewis moves out of range.
Calzattrounewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Handelman moves away.
Calzattrounewis misses with a few strikes there.
Handelman avoids the body shot from Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Handelman.
Nice defenses there by Calzattrounewis.
Handelman lands a glancing blow to the side of Calzattrounewis's head.
Calzattrounewis throws a right and a left that both miss.

Handelman rushes Calzattrounewis and presses him up against the cage.
Calzattrounewis avoids a wild elbow strike from Handelman.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Handelman is defending well against a takedown attempt.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Handelman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Calzattrounewis's brow.
Calzattrounewis drops down looking for an ankle pick but Handelman pulls his leg out and moves away.
Handelman fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Handelman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Handelman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Calzattrounewis's hands.
Calzattrounewis blocks a jab.
Handelman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Calzattrounewis.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Handelman.
Handelman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Calzattrounewis circles away quickly and effectively.
Handelman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Handelman delivers a nice body kick.
Handelman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Calzattrounewis fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Calzattrounewis digs a good hook to Handelman's body.
Joe Calzattrounewis is winning the standup battle so far.
Calzattrounewis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The fighters circle momentarily. Handelman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Calzattrounewis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Calzattrounewis scores with a jab.
Calzattrounewis lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Handelman at a distance.
Handelman delivers a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Handelman tries to clinch up but Calzattrounewis circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Handelman looks to throw the jab but Calzattrounewis is out of range.
Jab, jab by Calzattrounewis - just one landing.
Handelman throws a lazy right hand but Calzattrounewis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Handelman tries to clinch up.
No luck for Calzattrounewis with that takedown attempt.
Calzattrounewis throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Calzattrounewis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Handelman.
Calzattrounewis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Handelman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Calzattrounewis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Handelman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Calzattrounewis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Handelman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Calzattrounewis shoots in but no luck this time.
Handelman misses with a two punch combination.
Handelman tries to clinch but Calzattrounewis is having none of it.
Handelman avoids the body shot from Calzattrounewis.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Calzattrounewis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Handelman as he avoids it easily.
Calzattrounewis fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Handelman checks it well.
Handelman looks to land a right hand but Calzattrounewis moved out of range.
Calzattrounewis connects with the punch.
The crowd cheers as Calzattrounewis lands an impressive looking overhand right. Handelman doesn't seem phased though.

Handelman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Handelman pushes off an throws an elbow but Calzattrounewis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Handelman tries to work over Calzattrounewis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Handelman wants to break the clinch but can't.
Handelman lands an elbow just above Calzattrounewis 's eye.

Handelman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Calzattrounewis is looking to chop away at Handelman's legs.
Handelman tries to land a front kick but Calzattrounewis steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Handelman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Calzattrounewis paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Calzattrounewis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Handelman circles away quickly and effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Handelman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!


Handelman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Calzattrounewis ducks under a wild hook from Handelman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Calzattrounewis. Handelman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Handelman tests Calzattrounewis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Handelman wants to land a leg kick but Calzattrounewis is out of range.
Calzattrounewis blocks a leg kick.
Handelman scoring well with a low kick there.
Calzattrounewis lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Handelman connects with a leg kick. Calzattrounewis looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Calzattrounewis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A lazy left from Handelman finds it's target.
Calzattrounewis gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Handelman cracks a nice hook into Calzattrounewis's ribs.
Calzattrounewis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Handelman scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Handelman wants to slow Calzattrounewis down by chopping away at his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Handelman tries to clinch but Calzattrounewis moves out of range.
Handelman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Handelman tries to work over Calzattrounewis's front leg with a kick but Calzattrounewis checks it.
Nice body punch from Handelman.
Sloppy strikes from Handelman. Those never looked like landing.
Calzattrounewis looks to score with a jab to the body but Handelman is just out of range.
Handelman tries to clinch there but Calzattrounewis circles away.
Handelman looks to land a combination but Calzattrounewis avoids it well.
Calzattrounewis closes the distance and clinches up with Handelman, looking for a takedown. Calzattrounewis pushes Handelman against the cage but Handelman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Calzattrounewis takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Handelman throws a lazy right hand but Calzattrounewis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Handelman tries to clinch but Calzattrounewis moves out of range.
Handelman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Handelman just misses with a punch to the body.
Handelman tries to clinch but Calzattrounewis is having none of it.
Calzattrounewis has a takedown stuffed.
Handelman lands a head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Handelman.
The fight stays on the outside here - Handelman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Handelman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Calzattrounewis's head.
Handelman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Calzattrounewis jabs Handelman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Handelman misses the shot to the body.
Handelman misses with a double jab.
Handelman misses the shot to the body.
Calzattrounewis throws a hook but Handelman avoids it easily.
Handelman moves out of range as Calzattrounewis strikes.
Calzattrounewis moves out of range of the body kick from Handelman.
Handelman moves out of range of the strikes.
Handelman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Calzattrounewis lands a glancing blow to the side of Handelman's head.
Handelman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Handelman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Handelman throws a low kick, looking for Calzattrounewis's leg but Calzattrounewis calmly moves out of range.
Handelman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Calzattrounewis lands a slapping body shot.
Handelman scores with a nice strike.
Calzattrounewis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Handelman counter with a right hand.
Handelman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Handelman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Calzattrounewis manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Handelman misses.
Handelman lands a nice shot that snaps Calzattrounewis's head back.
Calzattrounewis avoids a punch combination nicely.
Calzattrounewis dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Handelman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Handelman is looking to land body kicks.
Calzattrounewis looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Calzattrounewis. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Calzattrounewis changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Handelman looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Calzattrounewis goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Handelman has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Calzattrounewis but great work by Handelman.
Calzattrounewis is trying to control Handelman's posture but Handelman avoids it.
Handelman trying to control the action but Calzattrounewis is working from the bottom.
Handelman working away.
Calzattrounewis is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Handelman has just dragged him back down to the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Calzattrounewis is trying to control Handelman's posture but Handelman avoids it.

Handelman decides to stand back up.
Handelman lands a two punch combo.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kevin Handelman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Handelman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kevin Handelman!

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